Apr 27, 2013

Its the end of their world and we know it ~ Montreal Canadiens final shortened season Game Preview and Open thread

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bjstuck's always ravin' and rantin' 
And mclame's always puffin' and pantin', 
And heel's always screamin' and shoutin', 
And cbc's always brewing up HNItea. 

Crotchpappy's never late for his spinner, 
Cos he humps his leg of leaf 
And he washes it down with sucking off randy, 
And a fresh made cup of HNItea. 

Have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea, 
have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea, 
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, fuck off HNItea. 
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja fuck off HNItea. 

If you feel a bit under the weather, 
If you feel a little bit Steve'd, 
Take FHF's stand-by potion 
For any meth cough or wheeze. 
It's a cure for gillistitis it's a cure for comment insomnia, 
It's a cure for ovenmittitis and for rhubarbing angelic Moey. 

HNItea in the morning, HNItea in the evening, HNItea at supper time, 
You get HNItea when it's raining, HNItea when it's snowing. 
HNItea when the weather's FHFine, 
You get HNItea as a mid-day stimulant 
You get HNItea with your afternoon HNItea 
For any bob cold ailment or idiotte disease 
For CHrist sake have a cuppa HNItea. 

Whatever game situation, whatever division place or the Bs, 
HNItea knows segregation, has no class nor hockey pedigree 
HNItea's knows only one motivation, to dissect our Habs organisation, 
HNItea knows only one religion,
to fucking cram down our fucking throats their fucking tronna maple leaf.

Have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea, 
have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea, 
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, fuck off HNItea. 
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja fuck off HNItea.
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Thx Kinks.
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Hang on FHFers!
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200 comments:

  1. Budajbar night! (Hell, I'd have started Tokarski JUST TO LAUGH AT HNIC).

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    1. Also THIS. Just because.

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    2. Heh. Maybe Toka backs-up?

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    3. the Maritimer1:35 PM

      Any bets heely says Habs were too chicken to start Price?

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  2. leaf headcase bozak out.

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    1. the Maritimer1:36 PM

      That's actually good, he usually scores the first goal.

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    1. the Maritimer1:39 PM

      I never take anything you say seriously Steve. You are like the Tony Stark of the cyber-hockey world.

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    2. conformation I am an idiot, thats what I need at this moment, and I can back this up with I a lifetime of experience

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    3. Holy crap I am reading the Statement of Claim now and it really is you Steve! I thought you were joking, like everything you write. That's your defense right there

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  4. The Saint1:10 PM

    No mention on TSN that a win by the Habs and 1 regulation loss by the B's tonight or tomorrow results in the Habs WINNING THE FUCKING DIVISION! Just that this is a probable preview of the first round matchup. Fuck off.

    GYMFHG!

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    1. the Maritimer1:41 PM

      The leaf have the first round won and over, they are automatically into the second round. Once that happens they don't even have to play anymore the Cup is theirs by default.

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  5. the Maritimer1:44 PM

    Just don't get scored on in the first ten minutes. Then the Habs have a fighting chance. Until Orr and McLaren scare them into submission.

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  6. MEDIA WHORING ALERT CODE RED MEDIA WHORING ALERT CODE RED. i will be on TSN690 at 8 AM Monday morning to talk about the Burka lawsuit. Steve, tell me what to say

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    1. Oh dear, our Steve is in doggy do do.

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  7. Steve is now famous on Deadspin, make sure to read til the end: http://deadspin.com/brian-burke-is-suing-internet-commenters-483776713

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    1. Yes! We need to all throw our support and love to Steve. If they come for him for making outrageous yet hilarious comments, any of us could be next

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    3. the Maritimer5:18 PM

      HNIC will be suing all our sorry asses for defamation of character the way we go after them.

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    4. I wish they would...then they would have to explain their very obvious bias

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    5. I post nothing but truth.

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    6. Attention hnicockroachnic legal blog scrubbers, yes I did suggest that don cherry sucks randy carlyle (just in case you don't get parody lyrics).

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    7. the Maritimer5:31 PM

      LMFAO!!!!!!

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  9. @moeman can you re post the famous parady statement Burka is claiming damaged him? I honestly think I would have said some qualifier not that I believed it was true, unlike the Nazi's at the south pole.

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    1. I'll CHeck (CHeque?) with my internet lawyer.

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    2. You know it's weird, I have been reading the post that is linked to in the lawsuit. Steve makes a comment about Burka, but it doesn't even mention Hazel Mae:

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      Burka is fucking furious, his job as adviser is strictly non hockey matters. "Hey Brian what do you think of the color of the popcorn bags, could it use more fushia"

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    3. 29 are you fucking serious, really

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  10. I really don't know what to think about tonight's game. Obviously I never want the Habs to lose to the leaf so part of me is saying play hard. But as I posted yesterday, they should just play a full team of rookies and give leafbc a huge fuck you! TFS, PFK, Vodkov, CCR, Patches, Plexxx, Charger and the Gallys should be nowhere near this game. Give Kaka 35 minutes of ice time and let Tokar stand on his head stopping the fuckin lot of them.

    Go Habs Go!!

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  13. the Maritimer5:37 PM

    OK, forget Brian Burke and his law suit for a moment and concentrate on this: The Rangers are currently leading NJ 4-0 in the third period. They are guaranteed to finish 7th with a win. Who do you think the Broons would rather face in the first round, the Rangers and Lunqvist or the leaf and Reemer, whom they've owned the last few years? Methinks Boston won't be trying too hard tonight or tomorrow.

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    1. Gonna be hard CHeering for the Bs vs. the leaf but I'll do it.

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    2. the Maritimer6:15 PM

      Me too.

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    3. I say we cant lose, but I do not want to stick my neck out for obvious reasons

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  14. the Maritimer5:41 PM

    I read somewhere today, I forget which leaf biased national publication but Loophole said they should always win against the Habs 'cause they are the bigger, stronger team. I hope MT2.0 posted that in the locker room today. Guess Mr. L never heard of David and Goliath.

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    1. All the CotU rags have 'reported' it. Few of the mediots have commented on Kid-G's words about the yappy kadri. They prop and protect their own.

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  15. Netflixing this before the game; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216487/

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    1. I am watching the Scopes Monkey Trial looking for clues

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    2. Yeah I would say it was a great series, but because its a Nazi conspiracy no one would take me seriously.

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  17. Can we still say McSplooge?

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    1. I would wait until the outcome of my trail now that the south pole is suing me about being Nazi.

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  18. mclame says what an opening. Only Habs 'hi-lites' are them being scored on. Sick fucks.

    Go Caps. Go Sens.

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  19. bjstuck says leaf should tenderize the Habs. idiotte is surprised TFS™ isn't playing. mclame couldn't agree more. Weekes sucks up says TFS™ is being hidden. bjstuck can't get over it. idiotte keeps yipping. Sick leaf fans.

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    1. the Maritimer6:43 PM

      Thanks moe, I was going to post all that crap, especially pjsuck, but you saved me the trouble.

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    2. Cool. Its easy and fun.

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  20. I usually like Smeliotte but he's getting on my nerves tonight.

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    1. Beady-eyed goof keeps alluding to shit. Always with the 'I thought'. Who fucking cares.

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  21. bjstuck just wants his leaf to hit and hit and hit and beat down Vodkov.

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  22. Shut up Pee J. This is going to e unbearable.

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  23. the Maritimer6:46 PM

    Fuck off pj you little snipe.

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  24. dave amber, another CotU sick fuck yips once again that the leaf owns the Habs. Are the Habs the only team in the league? They can't STFU because the are scared.

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  25. the Maritimer6:50 PM

    If hnic had any brains at all they'd fire that little prick at the end of the year. What a one track mind. Go peddle your depends Pee in Your Pants.

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    1. Not gonna happen. He is an ex-broon, a turncoat leaf lover and is being groomed for crotch's seat.

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  26. Oh for the love of Christ. Kill me now.

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  27. Fucking platinum barf.

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  28. Can you be more biased heely?

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  29. the Maritimer7:01 PM

    Ha ha ha......what a crock of shit, fuck me can you believe the arrogance, it's unbelievable.

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  30. Holy shit Steve, YOU'RE FAMOUS!!!!

    Alright, let's do it, boys!!! GYFHG!!!

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    1. think I can do the Montreal Comedy Festival now

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  31. What are y'all drinking? You're gonna need it.

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    1. Campari, San Pel and OJ. For the Vitamin C!

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    2. the Maritimer7:08 PM

      Beer.

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    3. Stella Artois - Big fuckin bottles of it!

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    4. a drink / shpt I invented - the "Blue Monday". Stoli blueberry topped with 7-up. doing it in shooter form and chasing with some Sleeman honey brown. sweet - like Steve!

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    5. *shot. i've had a few

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    6. Expos shot glasses?

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  32. I am sooooo glad I can't get the english feed!

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  33. Heh, cockroach's pre-produced love-in watered down by MT2.0 not playing TFS™. Sick fucking goon show.

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  34. Staged fight start. Fuck off.

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  35. why do you people suffer with CBC when RDS is a perfectly cromulent option?

    DIE LEAF DIE

    FREE STEVE!!!

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    1. Nice Simpson ref.!

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    2. Also, we are masoCHists.

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    5. Four million?! We are SO making ice cream tonight!

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    6. Some of us just take what we can get!

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  37. the Maritimer7:11 PM

    HANG ON BOYS!!! Don't let them score early!

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  38. No more hncockroachnic as Gatineau is Sens country. KMP on the spew kidz.

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    1. Will do between dry heaves.

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  39. Nice to see BlanCHe get a game in.

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  40. Anyone with a link?

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    2. Yeah, thanks. They're all jumping on me, but I guess it's just my connection.

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  41. do not sue me Lego but you gotta make a play some time

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  42. komeroff is a german you fuck

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  43. Energy game so far. If this is a playoff preview, should be good

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    1. just a warning the oil sands may come after you for that one

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  44. Well, they're not down 3-0, so it's an improvement.

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  45. 1-0 stoopid fockin broons.

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  46. classic delay of game penalty. fuck me

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  47. of course I just lost the feed on that PFK dust up

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  48. Baaaaaad penalty. HANG ON BOYS

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  50. I am still working on that feed

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  51. O-Man - if you get fed up with trhe leaf bc - this rds fed is pretty good right now...http://www.justin.tv/nefertiti04?utm_campaign=live_embed_click&utm_source=www.titiwebtv.com#/w/5514369104/2

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    1. Thanks, I got an RDS feed working but will still keep this 'cause it often goes out in the 3rd.

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  53. the Maritimer7:37 PM

    Keep suckin' leaf arse hughson and simpleton.

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  54. Oof, got a tad worried. Saw an email from thekink$@gmail.com and thought I'd be asked to take down the parody. Lucky me it was just someone I met at my high school reunion looking for fun. Bonus, a nice 10% discount!

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  55. leaf trying to goon it up. I'm shocked.

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    1. They listened to bjstuck telling them to go after Vodkov.

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  56. the Maritimer7:44 PM

    Ugh.

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  57. The Russion heat seeking missile? SHUT UP.

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  58. MT20 should be sued for playing Vodkov tontie

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  59. Is KAKA playing? Would have been fitting to give him 35 minutes n front of the home crowd tongiht before his enforced retirement

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  60. Vodkov for roughing. Now I've seen everything

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  61. Fuck.

    I'm still confused as to how the leaf had the PP there.

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  62. the Maritimer7:46 PM

    Fuck.

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  63. Habs give up first goal. Seems about normal.

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  64. hey they would not have scored if Donut boy had not made the best shot ever

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  65. Lego you fucking beast

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  66. the Maritimer7:50 PM

    LEGO!!

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  67. Danish goal seeking missile.

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  68. My Man Lego gets the goal!!

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  69. Lots of dirty play by komarov.

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  70. they are dusting off the Kesseltracker for the playoffs, but when they start if up, its Steve making fun of them and they want to sue.

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  71. Not the worst period they have played...especially against the leaf this season.

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  72. Ok, not a bad period. Habs could step it up more, though. I know that's hard when you constantly have to look over your shoulder knowing a dirty hit meant to injure could be on it's way at any time.

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  73. the Maritimer7:56 PM

    Play Lego every second shift and leave DD on the bench.

    Oh goody, crotch's corner up next.

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    1. fill us in...I have the over/under on mentioning that the Habs didn't play TFS 'cause they are scared' at 3

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  74. Come on Ovie, go for the Art Ross and blow those broons away!

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  75. This clothing optional blog is the most equal opportunity hockey blog on the web.

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    1. Yup, hockiey lovin' chicks and dudes drinking, cursing , barfing and whatever else leases our fancy.

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    2. I'm eating left over mashed potatoes in my jammy-jams. HARDCORE!

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  76. Last game of the season and the platinums are still empty. Maybe they can have heely troll the sales executives and give a run-through.

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  77. the Maritimer8:12 PM

    OK, I'm back, had to go get some nachos, I'm starving.

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  78. Fucking kadri yips about PleXXXe's positioning. Fuck off.

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  79. YAY!

    I don't know what happened!

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  80. Gorgeous face-off win by gCHuk and stellar screen by LEGO!

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  81. orr is headhunting something fierce.

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  82. the Maritimer8:22 PM

    Habs score and belinda sends out his goons. Stay classy leaf.

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  83. the Maritimer8:26 PM

    Fuck off Jackal.

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  84. Longfella on the PK.

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  85. GYMFHG KILL THE hahas!!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  86. Vodkov on the end of the benCH. Breather.

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  87. JUCE is in da house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  88. Nice PK.

    Build on it!

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  89. Again I have no idea what happened!

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    1. The less we know, the better

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  90. Polish up The Calder kidz!!!

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    1. the Maritimer8:36 PM

      Got dat right!

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  91. G Kid just going to the net. Vodkov just putting it on net. Keep it simple, reap the rewards.

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  92. BTW, JUCE is in da house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  93. could some leaf get injured? then i'd really be having some fun

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    1. Maybe Gio can bump into Reimer. CotU would sue, someone, anyone.

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    2. I don't wish injury on anyone, but if Orr were to hurt himself while he was headhunting, I think the karma gods would be ok with it.

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  94. Hey Juce - Fuckin' A great to have you wit us tonight!!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  95. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/04/free-speech.html

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