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bjstuck's always ravin' and rantin'
And mclame's always puffin' and pantin',
And heel's always screamin' and shoutin',
And cbc's always brewing up HNItea.
Crotchpappy's never late for his spinner,
Cos he humps his leg of leaf
And he washes it down with sucking off randy,
And a fresh made cup of HNItea.
Have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea,
have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea,
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, fuck off HNItea.
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja fuck off HNItea.
If you feel a bit under the weather,
If you feel a little bit Steve'd,
Take FHF's stand-by potion
For any meth cough or wheeze.
It's a cure for gillistitis it's a cure for comment insomnia,
It's a cure for ovenmittitis and for rhubarbing angelic Moey.
HNItea in the morning, HNItea in the evening, HNItea at supper time,
You get HNItea when it's raining, HNItea when it's snowing.
HNItea when the weather's FHFine,
You get HNItea as a mid-day stimulant
You get HNItea with your afternoon HNItea
For any bob cold ailment or idiotte disease
For CHrist sake have a cuppa HNItea.
Whatever game situation, whatever division place or the Bs,
HNItea knows segregation, has no class nor hockey pedigree
HNItea's knows only one motivation, to dissect our Habs organisation,
HNItea knows only one religion,
to fucking cram down our fucking throats their fucking tronna maple leaf.
Have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea,
have a cuppa HNItea, have a cuppa HNItea,
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja, fuck off HNItea.
Halleluja, halleluja, halleluja fuck off HNItea.
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Thx Kinks.
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Hang on FHFers!
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Budajbar night! (Hell, I'd have started Tokarski JUST TO LAUGH AT HNIC).
ReplyDeleteAlso THIS. Just because.
DeleteHeh. Maybe Toka backs-up?
DeleteAny bets heely says Habs were too chicken to start Price?
Deleteleaf headcase bozak out.
ReplyDeleteThat's actually good, he usually scores the first goal.
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ReplyDeleteI never take anything you say seriously Steve. You are like the Tony Stark of the cyber-hockey world.
Deleteconformation I am an idiot, thats what I need at this moment, and I can back this up with I a lifetime of experience
DeleteHoly crap I am reading the Statement of Claim now and it really is you Steve! I thought you were joking, like everything you write. That's your defense right there
DeleteNo mention on TSN that a win by the Habs and 1 regulation loss by the B's tonight or tomorrow results in the Habs WINNING THE FUCKING DIVISION! Just that this is a probable preview of the first round matchup. Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG!
The leaf have the first round won and over, they are automatically into the second round. Once that happens they don't even have to play anymore the Cup is theirs by default.
DeleteJust don't get scored on in the first ten minutes. Then the Habs have a fighting chance. Until Orr and McLaren scare them into submission.
ReplyDeleteMEDIA WHORING ALERT CODE RED MEDIA WHORING ALERT CODE RED. i will be on TSN690 at 8 AM Monday morning to talk about the Burka lawsuit. Steve, tell me what to say
ReplyDeleteOh dear, our Steve is in doggy do do.
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DeleteSteve is now famous on Deadspin, make sure to read til the end: http://deadspin.com/brian-burke-is-suing-internet-commenters-483776713
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DeleteWe ♥ Steve.
ReplyDeleteYes! We need to all throw our support and love to Steve. If they come for him for making outrageous yet hilarious comments, any of us could be next
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DeleteHNIC will be suing all our sorry asses for defamation of character the way we go after them.
DeleteI wish they would...then they would have to explain their very obvious bias
DeleteI post nothing but truth.
DeleteAttention hnicockroachnic legal blog scrubbers, yes I did suggest that don cherry sucks randy carlyle (just in case you don't get parody lyrics).
DeleteLMFAO!!!!!!
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Delete@moeman can you re post the famous parady statement Burka is claiming damaged him? I honestly think I would have said some qualifier not that I believed it was true, unlike the Nazi's at the south pole.
ReplyDeleteI'll CHeck (CHeque?) with my internet lawyer.
DeleteYou know it's weird, I have been reading the post that is linked to in the lawsuit. Steve makes a comment about Burka, but it doesn't even mention Hazel Mae:
DeleteSteve1:28 PM
Burka is fucking furious, his job as adviser is strictly non hockey matters. "Hey Brian what do you think of the color of the popcorn bags, could it use more fushia"
29 are you fucking serious, really
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DeleteI really don't know what to think about tonight's game. Obviously I never want the Habs to lose to the leaf so part of me is saying play hard. But as I posted yesterday, they should just play a full team of rookies and give leafbc a huge fuck you! TFS, PFK, Vodkov, CCR, Patches, Plexxx, Charger and the Gallys should be nowhere near this game. Give Kaka 35 minutes of ice time and let Tokar stand on his head stopping the fuckin lot of them.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
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DeleteOK, forget Brian Burke and his law suit for a moment and concentrate on this: The Rangers are currently leading NJ 4-0 in the third period. They are guaranteed to finish 7th with a win. Who do you think the Broons would rather face in the first round, the Rangers and Lunqvist or the leaf and Reemer, whom they've owned the last few years? Methinks Boston won't be trying too hard tonight or tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteGonna be hard CHeering for the Bs vs. the leaf but I'll do it.
DeleteI say we cant lose, but I do not want to stick my neck out for obvious reasons
DeleteI read somewhere today, I forget which leaf biased national publication but Loophole said they should always win against the Habs 'cause they are the bigger, stronger team. I hope MT2.0 posted that in the locker room today. Guess Mr. L never heard of David and Goliath.
ReplyDeleteAll the CotU rags have 'reported' it. Few of the mediots have commented on Kid-G's words about the yappy kadri. They prop and protect their own.
DeleteNetflixing this before the game; http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1216487/
ReplyDeleteI am watching the Scopes Monkey Trial looking for clues
DeleteYeah I would say it was a great series, but because its a Nazi conspiracy no one would take me seriously.
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ReplyDeleteCan we still say McSplooge?
ReplyDeleteI would wait until the outcome of my trail now that the south pole is suing me about being Nazi.
Deletemclame says what an opening. Only Habs 'hi-lites' are them being scored on. Sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteGo Caps. Go Sens.
bjstuck says leaf should tenderize the Habs. idiotte is surprised TFS™ isn't playing. mclame couldn't agree more. Weekes sucks up says TFS™ is being hidden. bjstuck can't get over it. idiotte keeps yipping. Sick leaf fans.
ReplyDeleteThanks moe, I was going to post all that crap, especially pjsuck, but you saved me the trouble.
DeleteCool. Its easy and fun.
DeleteI usually like Smeliotte but he's getting on my nerves tonight.
ReplyDeleteBeady-eyed goof keeps alluding to shit. Always with the 'I thought'. Who fucking cares.
Deletebjstuck just wants his leaf to hit and hit and hit and beat down Vodkov.
ReplyDeleteShut up Pee J. This is going to e unbearable.
ReplyDeleteFuck off pj you little snipe.
ReplyDeleteGutter snipe.
Deletedave amber, another CotU sick fuck yips once again that the leaf owns the Habs. Are the Habs the only team in the league? They can't STFU because the are scared.
ReplyDeletebe.
ReplyDeleteIf hnic had any brains at all they'd fire that little prick at the end of the year. What a one track mind. Go peddle your depends Pee in Your Pants.
ReplyDeleteNot gonna happen. He is an ex-broon, a turncoat leaf lover and is being groomed for crotch's seat.
DeleteOh for the love of Christ. Kill me now.
ReplyDeleteFucking platinum barf.
ReplyDeleteCan you be more biased heely?
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha......what a crock of shit, fuck me can you believe the arrogance, it's unbelievable.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit Steve, YOU'RE FAMOUS!!!!
ReplyDeleteAlright, let's do it, boys!!! GYFHG!!!
think I can do the Montreal Comedy Festival now
DeleteWhat are y'all drinking? You're gonna need it.
ReplyDeleteCampari, San Pel and OJ. For the Vitamin C!
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DeleteBeer.
DeleteStella Artois - Big fuckin bottles of it!
Deletea drink / shpt I invented - the "Blue Monday". Stoli blueberry topped with 7-up. doing it in shooter form and chasing with some Sleeman honey brown. sweet - like Steve!
Delete*shot. i've had a few
DeleteExpos shot glasses?
DeleteI am sooooo glad I can't get the english feed!
ReplyDeleteHeh, cockroach's pre-produced love-in watered down by MT2.0 not playing TFS™. Sick fucking goon show.
ReplyDeleteStaged fight start. Fuck off.
ReplyDeletewhy do you people suffer with CBC when RDS is a perfectly cromulent option?
ReplyDeleteDIE LEAF DIE
FREE STEVE!!!
Nice Simpson ref.!
DeleteAlso, we are masoCHists.
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DeleteFour million?! We are SO making ice cream tonight!
DeleteSome of us just take what we can get!
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ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!!! Don't let them score early!
ReplyDeleteNo more hncockroachnic as Gatineau is Sens country. KMP on the spew kidz.
ReplyDeleteWill do between dry heaves.
DeleteNice to see BlanCHe get a game in.
ReplyDeleteAnyone with a link?
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DeleteYeah, thanks. They're all jumping on me, but I guess it's just my connection.
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Deletedo not sue me Lego but you gotta make a play some time
ReplyDeletekomeroff is a german you fuck
ReplyDeleteEnergy game so far. If this is a playoff preview, should be good
ReplyDeletejust a warning the oil sands may come after you for that one
DeleteWell, they're not down 3-0, so it's an improvement.
ReplyDelete1-0 stoopid fockin broons.
ReplyDeleteWTF PFK?
ReplyDeleteCrap PK.
ReplyDeleteclassic delay of game penalty. fuck me
ReplyDeleteof course I just lost the feed on that PFK dust up
ReplyDeleteBaaaaaad penalty. HANG ON BOYS
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ReplyDeleteI am still working on that feed
ReplyDeletePhew.
ReplyDeleteOk build on it!
ReplyDeleteO-Man - if you get fed up with trhe leaf bc - this rds fed is pretty good right now...http://www.justin.tv/nefertiti04?utm_campaign=live_embed_click&utm_source=www.titiwebtv.com#/w/5514369104/2
ReplyDeleteThanks, I got an RDS feed working but will still keep this 'cause it often goes out in the 3rd.
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ReplyDeleteKeep suckin' leaf arse hughson and simpleton.
ReplyDeleteThat bad?
DeleteCASH IT
ReplyDeleteOof, got a tad worried. Saw an email from thekink$@gmail.com and thought I'd be asked to take down the parody. Lucky me it was just someone I met at my high school reunion looking for fun. Bonus, a nice 10% discount!
ReplyDeleteinternet paranoia!
Deleteleaf trying to goon it up. I'm shocked.
ReplyDeleteThey listened to bjstuck telling them to go after Vodkov.
DeleteUgh.
ReplyDeleteThe Russion heat seeking missile? SHUT UP.
ReplyDeleteMT20 should be sued for playing Vodkov tontie
ReplyDeleteIs KAKA playing? Would have been fitting to give him 35 minutes n front of the home crowd tongiht before his enforced retirement
ReplyDeleteVodkov for roughing. Now I've seen everything
ReplyDeletefuck me
ReplyDeleteThere ya go.
ReplyDeleteOH the humanity
ReplyDeleteKACK!
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteI'm still confused as to how the leaf had the PP there.
Fuck.
ReplyDeleteHabs give up first goal. Seems about normal.
ReplyDeletehey they would not have scored if Donut boy had not made the best shot ever
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!
ReplyDeleteBEAUTIFUL!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLego you fucking beast
ReplyDeleteYeah fuckers!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!
ReplyDeleteDanish goal seeking missile.
ReplyDeleteMy Man Lego gets the goal!!
ReplyDeleteLots of dirty play by komarov.
ReplyDeletethey are dusting off the Kesseltracker for the playoffs, but when they start if up, its Steve making fun of them and they want to sue.
ReplyDeleteNot the worst period they have played...especially against the leaf this season.
ReplyDeleteTrue, still would like to see more intensity.
DeleteOk, not a bad period. Habs could step it up more, though. I know that's hard when you constantly have to look over your shoulder knowing a dirty hit meant to injure could be on it's way at any time.
ReplyDeletePlay Lego every second shift and leave DD on the bench.
ReplyDeleteOh goody, crotch's corner up next.
fill us in...I have the over/under on mentioning that the Habs didn't play TFS 'cause they are scared' at 3
DeleteCome on Ovie, go for the Art Ross and blow those broons away!
ReplyDeleteThis clothing optional blog is the most equal opportunity hockey blog on the web.
ReplyDeleteYup, hockiey lovin' chicks and dudes drinking, cursing , barfing and whatever else leases our fancy.
DeletePie.
DeleteI'm eating left over mashed potatoes in my jammy-jams. HARDCORE!
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DeleteHANG ON BOYS
ReplyDeleteLast game of the season and the platinums are still empty. Maybe they can have heely troll the sales executives and give a run-through.
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm back, had to go get some nachos, I'm starving.
ReplyDeleteFucking kadri yips about PleXXXe's positioning. Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteVodkov!
ReplyDeletevodkov!!!
ReplyDeleteYAY!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what happened!
VODKOV!!!
ReplyDeleteGorgeous face-off win by gCHuk and stellar screen by LEGO!
ReplyDeleteorr is headhunting something fierce.
ReplyDeleteHabs score and belinda sends out his goons. Stay classy leaf.
ReplyDeleteFuck off Jackal.
ReplyDeleteLongfella on the PK.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG KILL THE hahas!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vodkov on the end of the benCH. Breather.
ReplyDeleteJUCE is in da house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteexcellent kill
ReplyDeleteNice PK.
ReplyDeleteBuild on it!
Kid G!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKid-G!!!
ReplyDeleteAgain I have no idea what happened!
ReplyDeleteThe less we know, the better
DeleteKID-G!!!
ReplyDeletePolish up The Calder kidz!!!
ReplyDeleteGot dat right!
DeleteG Kid just going to the net. Vodkov just putting it on net. Keep it simple, reap the rewards.
ReplyDeleteBTW, JUCE is in da house !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteso i heard
DeleteJUCE!!!!!!!
Hi Juce!
DeleteGally!!#
ReplyDeletecould some leaf get injured? then i'd really be having some fun
ReplyDeleteMaybe Gio can bump into Reimer. CotU would sue, someone, anyone.
DeleteI don't wish injury on anyone, but if Orr were to hurt himself while he was headhunting, I think the karma gods would be ok with it.
DeleteHey Juce - Fuckin' A great to have you wit us tonight!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!
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ReplyDeleteawesome tackle!
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