Apr 15, 2013

Leave the fucking pre-game drinking and wanking to the FHFers ~ Habs vs. PHI Preview and Open Thread

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Preview. TFSober™?
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Step up to the bar FHFers.
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GYFHG!

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  1. the Maritimer7:58 AM

    They should be OK if they follow the Maritimer's rule No. 1 = No drinking on Monday.

    One last comment on the Saturday night debacle: I don't think the Habs take the leaf seriously. Big mistake. You've got to at least appear to take your opponent seriously.

    What a finish at the Masters yesterday, Scott and Cabrera have nerves of steel.

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    3. the Maritimer12:33 PM

      If Pricey puts on another show like Saturday, I'm going to break Rule No. 1 tonight.

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    4. the Maritimer12:36 PM

      A navy veteran worked in my department when I began my career 35 years ago. His rule of thumb was he started drinking at 5:00pm Friday night and would quit at 2:00pm Sunday afternoon. Sounded like a plan.

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  2. As for TFS, once he gets those three soft goals a game out of his game, he will be fine.

    I hope we do not have an East Coast Lou.

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      Thats three soft links for me.

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  7. Just saying if he comes out with his hair greased back, panic.

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  9. What is a softie? Well its not a semi dog, or a hard one. How to measure this?
    I would say modify the Kesseltracker to track puck speed. Any puck with a terminal velocity below 40Km is a softie.(otherwise known as a Gomez) Any puck fired outside 184degrees viewing area of the puck cam is a softie. Any puck fired without a screen from 43 feet is a softie.

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  10. TFS is invested in the Gold Market, and now its going soft.

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  12. TFS stopped by a gas station on his way to Brossard, and as a good samaritian he put some air in an old ladies tire. On the way home she had an accident. Police said one of her tires was soft.

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  13. TFS gets new endorsement. The Margerine Cartel said .

    "Who better to communicate that our product is soft"

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    1. looks like he will get a Charmin deal as well

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  14. TFS signs up with OXFAM.

    "We have many countries desperate for soft water"

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  15. TFS signs huge deal with Microsoft.

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    1. Yep Dairy Queen joins the soft parade.

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  16. Justin Trudeau announces policy with TFS as prop.

    " Canada is once again going to be a soft power goverment"

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  17. China wants TFS to lead Economic Team.

    "With his experience China is sure of having a soft economic landing"

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  18. PQ blames unemployment rate on TFS

    "Job growth has been soft"

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  20. the Maritimer12:30 PM

    That Pic O' the Day looks like a fluffer hand to me.

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    2. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wank

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  21. No pressure TFS but if you shit the bed on this playoff run, your going to Edmonton.

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    1. the Maritimer12:39 PM

      Habs are going out in the first round. It's all part of the kids learning experience, plus Price has to be ready for the rodeo circuit for June.

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    2. TFS is 26 in August. Our patience should end.

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  22. In other news, Flaming Lips out as offical rockers of Oklahoma

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    1. the Maritimer2:23 PM

      Holy fuck Batman, sounds like Vinnie's finished in Quebec for his sin of refusing to come home. He better retire in Florida. Oh wait.....

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    2. totally differant case. Vinne was doing us a favor by signing in Florida.

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    3. Nobody deserves this. I liked Sci Fi a lot better before it became real.

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  26. Another day another Stevefest...Never mind - Just fucking win!!

    Go Habs GTo!! Go Habs GO!!

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    1. Dont worry Kmaxxx Moeman has the patented "New page" in standby.

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    2. I hate it when Kmaxxx is right.:)

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  27. Anonymous3:31 PM

    ho gabs ho.

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    1. this is an anonymous comment i can get behind! well done, sir or madam

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    2. Agreed. Bonus it adds 3 to the 197 to get us to the Tao of 200.

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    3. every one of my posts is relevant, you should see the filler I reject, then the editing team goes through the rest and you get this carefully constructed product.

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  28. Gonna be tough choice tonite, new episode of GOT or HABS GSE.
    (Goalie Saviour Evaluation)

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  29. OK it's 4:20 I have begun my pre-game "drinking"

    Look for the half-half again kids. we better win this one or I'll have a losing record at the Bell this year

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    1. get close enough to TFS to see whose eyes look more crazy.

      "Uh TFS, hate to tell you but your eyes are crazier than mine, and have you seen g Chucks sister?"

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    3. Have fun 1/2&1/229!

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  30. Keep up the CHatter Milhouse! You call that blowing?

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    2. oh never mind

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  31. Love the Johnny Walker selection behind that one babe. you know, the babe up there, with the things

    Though Johnny Walker Green seems to be missing. for those of you who are single malt snobs, check out the Green. Not a blend per se, but a "vatted malt" meaning it's a blend of four very specific single malts (all 15+ yrs), with no generic grain alcohol in the mix. well worth the coin (still cheaper than Gold), it's fabu

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  32. Just got some bad news.

    TFS saw an email from DGMB to Timmions.

    "Change focus, draft is now all goalies"

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  33. Lou has offered TFS some advice.
    "Try botox on the facial tics"

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  35. Sens broons game postponed. Thinking and praying for those people caught up in the horrible tragedy today.

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    1. Well said KmaXXX.

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    2. I hope against hope we never see another one.

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  36. the Maritimer5:18 PM

    Thoughts and prayers to the City of Boston, it's people and all the visitors at the Marathon. Just utter madness by the perpetrators.

    Steve, check out a new show called Da Vinci's Demons and let me know what you think.

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  37. Thoughts and prayers to the people of Boston. Cornelius, we miss you around here, and hope you are safe and well.

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  38. BlanCHe in for CHarger.

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  39. should I really be worried about TFS tonite. If there were no Lou I would be singing James Brown tunes.
    But the fact is, in this century, goalies do not miss those pucks three times in a row. Not unless there are dark forces at work. Some kind of sorercy perhaps, like when characters go off script in Merlin.

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    1. Gay Marriage, Legal Pot, who made us comfortable with that, so when Zombies are trending its not just entertianment.

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  45. Okay drop the puck already

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    1. do not let the terrorist win.

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  46. I just tuned in, this period was brought to you by Homeland security?

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  47. TFS standing up so far, no twitching

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  48. GYFHG!!!... whoops.

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  49. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
    fuck that was not pretty

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  50. TFS made a save, maybe we are all saved, stay tuned

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  51. jesus price Dr Drew, your in the NHL take a pass for fucks sake

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  52. sorry I am leaving now, I can not watch anymore

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    1. Don't go! Think of the ice cream! Everyone could use a little ice cream today.

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    2. of course I am still watching, and does RDS have a replay of course not

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    3. Not till after "these messages from our sponsors"!

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  53. I need to see the replay but it does not look good for BlanCHe...

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    1. Dirty hit by BlanCHe.

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    2. not so fast, it was shoulder

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    3. high speed shoulder but that is a hockey hit

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  54. Or Huskins, for that matter.

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  55. what would it take to bring St Pat out of retirement for one last run:

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  56. Thoughts with the city of Boston. Another reminder that no matter our passion or our words, in the end it's just a game.

    And fuck you to whoever's responsible. You fucking cowards.

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    2. I dont think for an instant I can play in the Olympics, but I can wade into the stock market without a care.

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    3. no I got mutual funds thats a team play

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  57. And as I check the scores, back to reality.

    Maybe Saturday night wasn't just a blip.

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  58. Kid-G now being targeted, hard.

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  59. price made a save

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    1. and another , hope we are healing here

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  60. patches soft ice cream

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  61. the Maritimer8:16 PM

    They look like they are still hungover. Or drunk.

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  62. TFS says it not just me it you

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  63. ok boys save your goalie, exorsise those demons through goals

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  64. TFS made another save

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    2. the good news for TFS is that he has pros in charge this year

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  66. They're going to go through the motions until the playoffs. If I had something else to watch I would.

    I can understand them not wanting to play, considering all that happened today. Maybe should have even postponed all the games... But they've been playing like wet shit for weeks now. And that's Patches first goal in TWO WEEKS.

    How much time will they have to practice before the playoffs start?

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    1. you could be right, but if that is true why not experiment? I am afraid Carey Price has some issues, and its serious.

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    2. Agreed, mostly. Lots of bad bounces which could be bounced in with more aggressive attack (see Kid-G). Big test for MT2.0 and staff to (re)focus what's in between the ears.

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    3. the team is all we made the playoffs
      MT has to say, so what

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    4. the Maritimer8:38 PM

      If this is their plan, to play like crap until the playoffs, I'll find something else to do in the meantime.

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  67. I watched the Blache BAMF hit, and it is less worse than the Jackal hit on Lego by a wide margin, also lot more skill to BAMJ

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  68. KID G with another PFK Norris vote

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  69. we got to chase the Flyer goalie out of the net

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  70. Oh fer chrissakes

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  71. oh fuck me, cant blame Carey, but cant blame me for being pariond eitehr

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    1. check his diet, his blood, Comcast is drugging or fucking him up in some way

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    2. watch Merlin, look for amulets

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  72. wow we looked like a cup winning team there

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  73. price made a save

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  74. good hockey boys

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  75. We're going no where in the playoffs with goaltending like that.

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  76. Ugh. This game just keeps getting better and better...

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  77. Oh wait, I forgot. It's never Price's fault. It's everyone's fault. It's the fans' fault. It's the guys on the street's fault. It's the bombs in Boston's fault. But not Price.

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    1. Sorry, not in a great mood today.

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  78. & better & better... G-CHuck!!!

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  79. gCHuck stopped looking for 29 stalking his sister long enough to score

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  80. Price made a save and then shortly after another one

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  81. PJ stock is the smartest guy in the world

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  82. TFS is priceless on that one

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  83. And I was just about to type how they needed to not let in another one...

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  84. You have to commend Price's determination.....


    to lose this game.

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  85. I could see them get within one again just as much as I could see them give up a shortie. Very bipolar indeed.

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  87. Kid G just keeps keeping on getting better amazing

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  88. Cary made a great save

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  89. One very positve thing that was non existant in the last five years, is Montreal has the cycle, the Bixi Habs

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  90. these new pads make me suck screen shot

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  91. how is that a penalty?

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  92. The fun just keeps multiplying!

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  93. seriously good night kids, do not say anything I would not say

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  94. the Maritimer9:13 PM

    If you're going to slump get it over with now.

    That's enough of that. Nite folks.

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  95. They're just playing possum and conserving themselves for the playoffs. Yeah, that's it. *pours another drink*

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  96. thirty sec commercials now on Y tube.
    This is what comes to my mind right now
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzyfcys1aLM

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    1. I turn the engine but the engine does not turn, that just about sums it up

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  97. Anonymous9:41 PM

    Slumping at the perfect time , let them lose the next 8 and then pick it up again for round 1 !
    It's a covert operation batman

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  98. Just a stat kids, the 1993 Habs went 7-11-0 in their last 18 games. FWIW.

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  99. Marky can't carry the D anymore on his own. Emmy is sorely missed but Diaz is back soon. It"ll get better.

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  100. so what'd I miss?

    KIDDING. saw the whole friggin nightmare. no more live games for me.

    our D is a Disaster. and no more hot Habs sister sightings. good thing im drunk or id really be annoyed,

    it's ok, let's work out the kinks now

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  101. the leaf is 4 points back. Sweet dreams.

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  102. The Saint7:03 AM

    Holes in sticks + pylons for defence + 'new pads' = meh.

    Better get this out of the system now than in 2 weeks.

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