McSplooge splooged all over our new Drew.Character guy, hard worker, seems to be in typical DGMB style ... or is it that other office guy Rickie Dude? I wonder. We seem to be developing a team of anti-Fuckity-Fuck-Grabiteskie kind of players. I'm liking this every which way.Go Habs!
Did he ever, this guy flys and does not complain, what character. If only McSplooge had not come in second, we would have so much more to comment about.
Yuck, I had banished McSplooge from my brain! Now he is back in my consciousness.
The Doctor, he is not that kind of Doctor. Keep calm and Carey on.
Live blogging the day of destiny. Lots not happening.
Islanders got Butch Goring
No news on the Count
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NBUBF40 back to the dogs. Whats the deal? the doctor.
Patern, Tinornery, and Booleeooo. I'm liking whats on the Pharm. I would like to see one up for the playoffs tho.
that kitty in the fence is adorable!CHeese is on IR. (ps look back at that game thread I said he was fucked as soon as it happened) We need a warm body for the 4th line. that's all I want today
You know I would have liked those Team Canada unis if they didn't look like the flightless birds
Ok, so what's with the yellow? I know it's for charity or some such, but I don't know what. Cancer, I'll go with cancer of some sort. Let's saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy.....prostate? If only there were a mechanism, an engine if you will, that allowed me to look, or 'search', for such things to inform myself. It'd be like 'goggles' of information. Oodles of information. Goggles of oodles of information. Gog...ggles..oooooo...dles....go....ooo....Oh I've got it! I'm so dumb. pornhub.com!
Oooooooh, Livestrong. Huh, timing is...off.
mmm, pornhubCancer is correct! It's the Livestrong colours. There was some controversy, considering Lance Armstrong is a douche and a cheater and so forth
Google is faster than HF29, but it was close!
No, I found that answer on pornhub. Rule 34! Thanks, though.
Where's the red. We need the red. It's our colour. They put some of our skiiers in yellow. What the fuck does yellow have to do with Canada ??? It's the colour of bananas or post-its ??
I saw the picture and wondered why Moeman was putting a a broom goalie in the montage.
I say, stay the course. Apparently we have lots of high picks in a good draft this year (I almost sound like I know what I'm talking about! Adorable) and we have some good prospects. I guess all the call-ups were to warm up the bodies just in case for the playoffs while not ruining their 'rookie' status later since it's under 5 games (there I go again! I'm all grown up now). As 29 said, someone to take Cheese's place would be nice unless Bourque is coming back soon (or Cheese ins't too serious). Really, they're not supposed to be here and there is no pressure to push all the chips in right now. There's not really anyone out there worth going after anyway, except PERHAPS Pommenville, but I wouldn't be ok with selling the future for that. One piece isn't going to bring us to the Cup at this point. Either the Cinderella run continues with everyone stepping up or we're just not there yet. Frankly, for today, no news is good news. GO HABS GO!
Patrick Roy....and....so forth...Naslund? I don't know, I was barely not pissing my diapers at that point. They did win in 86 on my birthday though! So my drunken father forgetting my special was for given. For that year, anyway...
all my memories of that team are blacked out from dancing on fire trucks and stealing tube socks. what a night.Stephane Richer was one of the nine
that 85 team I meant. boy my comment is confusing. i knew i shouldn't do acid on trade deadline day, but it's tradition
*86 team. jebus.at this rate we'll be at ice cream before the game even starts
Whilst we wait for trades that will never happen, I thought I'd report that Sports Club Stats lists the Habs chances of making the playoffs at 99.996%. I like those odds.
DGMB should go with what we got, this team gets a lot of its strength from working together. A talented narciscistic douce-bag could bugger up the whole thing. Having said that, I am confident in DBMB - everything he touchs turns to victory.
I hope we never find out he has been diddling, I also hope he is not diddling
I was scared for a second when I mistook what I now assume to be a Llama in picture one, to be a goat. No more goats, PLEEZE!
I can't believe they had the chance to put the trade deadline on April Fools and didn't. No one would know what to believe
don't know if this was posted yet but the toronto sports netowrk just can't bring themselves to put the habs ahead of brawlston in their power rankings.http://www.tsn.ca/fantasy_news/rankings/nhl/
Well when you have a better record and actually beat the other team in the previous week, you obviously should be lower down. Duh.Sick fucks
Give it a week or two and the Leafs will be ahead of the Habs too. Fine by me.Oilers past 6 games 4-2-0. Result - jump 12 spots from 24 to 12Caps past 6 games 4-1-1. Result - drop one spot from 17 to 18I think we can rule out any sort of sense to these and most other 'rankings' out there.
I don't pay attention to or even look at any so called power rankings by these so called "hockey experts". They are fucking fanboys who pick and choose what teams they like or what players they worship. It's all a fucking joke.
It must kill them to have the Habs ahead of the Laffs. That is what I focus on. I loved the 22 Hours skit last night with Thomey (as Don Cherry) giving Majumder (as Nazem Kadri) a full-on tongue kiss. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Can't picture Donald S. Windbag being okay with that one....
The Leaf have 11 points more than The Pliers. When does that ever happen? Gravity is shifting and the forces of nature are seeking balance. We must be prepared. According to the television show we all must bury shipping containers and stock up on beans, bullets and assault weapons. The large breasted women will be the first to go. Stand back!Go Habs!
Somebody really does not like BlanCHe. Maybe MT2.0. How can he not be in the lineup now?So are going with Dr. Drew? Drewski? Brewski?
the Doctor, he is not that kind of Doctor.
according to TSN Hockey Insider Darren Dreger, sources indicate that Kiprusoff will stay in Calgary for the duration of 2012-13 and retire at the end of the season. kind of sad ending. I was hoping to see him flame out with the Leaf
Hey, Kipper has his pride. He wanted no part of that loser organization. Dredger sucks leaf cock.
Pens get Jusi Jokinnen. They are just stockpiling players now
Wild get Pominville, BJs get Gaborik. Finally something is happening at least
Duthie literally just said "as we wait on the Toronto Maple Leafs"Like there are no other teams
well thank goodness 3 oclock has come and gone
According to TSN, Kid G is not in the top 3 Calder discussion. MAYBE he's in the top 6 they say. So go away with your numbers, and facts
I can argue it round or flat, and never use facts
29, you kid right? They actually don't think Kid-G is Top 5? Wow.
I may have raised an eyebrow at Tiny as a moniker, but once again NHL players show they have near zero English skills. Their nickname for CHalpern is Halpy. If I owned the team it would definitly be their pornstar names.
Good job MGDB staying cool
*DGMB. Man the tradecentre acid has really kicked in
Pierre LeBrun @Real_ESPNLeBrun 4mHabs made an offer to Phoenix for Raffi Torres, but he went to San Josewould have been interesting I guess
Count Kristo signs for 2 yrs and Ryan O'byrne is a leaf... Meh.
Rhino to the Leaf amuses me for some reasonKristo had a great year. We'll see how it plays out
He's gotta have a few own goals in him at least, right? Hey, all bets are off now that he's a leaf.
good news, fuck the leaf and pass the puck to the Count.Do not look out for the Faster than Light line, because you cant see things moving faster than light.
I am not physisist so dont bet on the above observation.
Count Frozen toes "what three are missing"
If we play the leaf in the playoffs we hire Chocula to sit behind the leaf bench and freak out Rhino.
Gaborik on TSN: "It's good that somebody actually wants you on the team."ZING!
Watch your purses. Rhino is back in the northeast. Can't suck as bad as Komisuckass I s'pose.Late to the party but my porn star name would be Skipper Route 118. Not very sexy. But if I use my cat's name instead of my dog and the first 'real' street I lived on, it would be Pinky Sunvalley. I like it.GYMFHG!!! Kill the Philthy Phuckers!
Pinky Sunvalley is purrrfect.
What'd I miss apart from the CotU sickfuckery?
Gaborik hates the Rangers and Luo's going insane. Other than that, quiet
The Count era begins. DGMB says be on alert for two toed footprints in the snow.
Can I add something here - that picture of DGMB looks. Hauntingly like something out of the Godfather II. Don Marco Bergevino has spoken!
True KmaXXX. DGMB strikes me as a man who knows his fashion/style and where else than Montreal to do that.
Broons got Wade Redden, finaly a defenceman in the east that Cheese can get around.
I miss juce.
we should all CHip in and buy juce a new computer
I'm in if we can contact her.
Where is juce anyway? Is this the computer thing still causing her agro? This is for her then...Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go !Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
I'll chip in.
Get them Macs.
Starts at 8:50;http://www.cbc.ca/22minutes/episodes/season-20/episode-21-1.html
Canadians see future trade;http://natpo.st/Z9iTUe
I'll bet it stinks in that tsn studio, all those guys sitting around all day sweating in their suits and ties done up tight, farting and belching. I only started watching about an hour before the deadline, went about my day as moe suggested and glad I did.The stoopid fucking leaf sure like big ex-Hab defencemen. Guess Hab scouts do better work.
Duthie: "... and later on Bryan Murray, Marc Bergevin and Dave Nonis of the Toronto Maple leaf". Verbatim, so this means all three work for the leaf? Too lazy to mention the other Canadian team names? Bias?
DGMB, straight-shootin' talker.
The Goat spoke with forked tongue. If he spoke at all.
tsn is desperate/hard-up to hear from Nonis.
So, now that all is said and done as the last dozen games get played, I will, like many, give Marc Bergevin, aka DGMB, some kudos for steering our team in the right direction. They've picked up some early unanticipated steam, after a few truly shitty dark-clouded previous seasons. Bergevin is proving to be a true, consummate professional. He built his management team and has, so far, clicked on many levels. Acquisitions, buyouts, waives, farm team rebuild, bringing up the kids for review/play, wholesale coaching upgrade and maybe biggest of all, providing the Canadiens with a classy, intelligent and newly respected face. I doubt our affections will ever wave for the team we love but DGMB's work (big credit to Timmins) has made it fun again. GYFHG!
Well said. The Bergevin regime is a breath of fresh air compared to the Iron Curtain/KGB style of Gainey and the Goat. Kinda like Vatican II, although Steve would have issues with that metaphor.This team, to me, is a huge surprise but a welcome one. I hated hoping they would lose but I knew it would pay off and gCHuk was the reward we are only getting an early glimpse of. I am curbing my enthusiasm for any deep playoff run, I only hope they compete hard and do MB and MT2.0 proud. I believe they will.GO HABS GO!
I'll be a wee bit disappointed if they get put out the first round, but if it's by Fat Marty, well it wouldn't be completely unexpected. If they could catch the Sid-less Pens they could be looking at a match up with the Rangers or Islanders. That would be more favourable.
Caps trade potential top player from last years draft Flip Forsberg for a bag of pucks? It a full five cockroach fuck up.
http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=45124Check out Erat, 31 year old washed up journeyman, McPhee got some of 29's tradeday acid.
Quick DBMB phone McPhee and catch him while he is still high, we got a magic Kaka.
Dave Nonis finally shows up.......multiple ejaculations by tsn leaf cock suckers lead by dredger.
Skyscraper catches on fire, does not collapse on its own footprint. Putin phones Bush and yells at him for messing up the instructions.
Not feeling the best, so I won't be joining in the festivities tonight, just watching. Have fun kiddies. Maritimer - out.
get better Maritimer!
The CotU audio daisy chain of acc-bound mediots holding up their recording devices to a TV broadcasting tsn's announcing O'Byrne being dealt to their leaf because there was no other live feed is proof enough that there is blue & white disease amongst the sick fucks. The worst thing that can happen to the game of hockey is the leaf winning anything of substance (and yes, I know, that is one playoff game).
... and only on tsn is O'Byrne a bigger trade day acquisition story than Gaborik, Pominville, a top rookie, etc.
So, to tonight's game. No reason for the Habs to give the PHucktards a sniff at a playoff spot. Give it a full 60 boys!
I still like the P. Gauthier + old jocks for M. Bergevin trade from last year
Fuck the Phuctards
every GM who does not have Flip Forsberg on their team should be fired for malpractice.
Steve, you should be fired for not realizing that the top two stories are about two goalies, one that has a hard time sucking the money out of a 12 year deal and another who puts family first. Funny that these are the same two goalies that didn't get traded to the CotU and the same two goalies that had their names dragged through the leaf ringer of shit for the entire 'short' season by the mediots that deep down truly care for the player.
I can't believe the leaf got BOTH Luongo and Kipper! They're unstoppable now....What's that you say? Those two stayed put? But, why would any legitimate sports network report on them moving to Toronto every single day for about 5 months if it was never going to happen? I mean, sure it happens every single year, but we were guaranteed this year. It was front page news every night! Well, at least I know for sure that the boston broons are the best team in the league and haven't lost a game all year.What's that you say......?
RDS saying CHeese is out for the season.Whilst here, for the mediots nonie is their bacon condom.
Sweet move by CHarger.
Just for fun, the Habs finishing first over ALL, would be fucking fun. I'm trying tsn to hear/see what kind of shit they'll spew.Also, never forget that tsn's resident troll pang is a racist.
TSN would still put them 4th in the power rankings
Phucking Phlyers are going down. GYFHG!!!
Enough trade talk, let's DO THIS THINGDIE PHUCKTARDS DIE
apologies to BlanCHe and / or MT2.0 for earlier comments, he's actually not ready to play even though he's with the team
Slight tardknob polish as tsn says PHuckers could win their turd in a row.
puck drop!PHucktards should be playing desperate. makes me nervous
Sounds like the game is at the acc.
TFS™. He just did the dead arm drop. Practices all the time.
Nevermind I bogarted the TV!
Second-place Habs playing sloppy.
OH NO KID G
Did not look good.
i see the replay, broken metatarsal in the left foot he's out for a whileim not a doctor, but i play one on the internet
MARKOV TO SUBBAN, LET'S GO!
The problem is they don't make jockstraps that hang that low
lehab, nice to see you here.
YAY I was wrong!! Kid G is superhuman
http://atdhe.so/watch.php?id=646747 If anyone needs it.
'mericans love being canadiens
oh god i give up
i was wrong, and I was the one who started writing it that way!whatever, he scored
Note Kid G (with a broken foot according to Dr. 29) was in front of the net on the goal.
Unless we get dr. recchi to confirm we will rely on Kid-G's own healing powers.
CASH IT IN!!!!!!!!!
Whilst here and before the 200th comment, aka 'the commenTao of Steve', I'm gonna step in and say I'm there for juce and what we can/could do.
DDD: "Always in dere face".
with Cheese gone, all I got left to rag on is the PP. Would it kill DDD to win a faceoff.
NYR 3 - birds 0
Damn. I want to see Tortarella's head explode.
we aint cashing shit on this PP
Fire DGMB for not getting a PP specialist!
Cube is not a urologist
What is this toronto?
cuthbert and the in-house racist are hot to trot the staged fights. Sick fucks.
Nothing like a call from Comcast.
Shut these PHuckers down.
Nothing to wonder about tsn sucking broons and phucktards. Nope, not like they are bucking for a big NHL contract.
god that was gross
Cheap ass goal. Calder-worthy!!!
what can you do there
I dont understand
is closing your glove on the puck no longer a penalty?
tsn makes it sound like the(ir) PHuckers are somewhat desperate to make the playoffs. Oh wait.
anyone else having trouble commenting, I mean not preferance trouble, tech stuff the site hanging?
your fucking with my head
Pens: peaked too early? I would say they flew too close to the sun, but we all know penguins can't fly.
Funnier is tsn hyping the rangers. Clowe for the Conn Smythe.
Moey is good with the Pens shots.
working better now
it could be what seems like an instant to you is an eternity to me
Cat sneezes are so cute. Just saying.
The head shake makes it funny.
You know, all it would take is for Pang is to apologize for his deep-seeded racist comment against PFK. He never has. Will he ever?
Eddie of PJ is singing You have to hide your love away