Apr 1, 2013

Re-invention, my FHFriends, is 93% team perspiration, 6% PFkelectricity, 4% Kaka evaporation, and 2% butterscotCH and Ripple ~ Habs vs. Canes Game Preview and Open Thread

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Preview19h30. RDS. TFS™ plus some NHL Star of the month.
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There's an earthly way of knowing
Which direction the Habs are going
They're showing and we're crowing
Of whiCH way the team is flowing
It is raining
It stopped snowing!
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of (P)rust is showing
So the G-Force will be growing
With CotU fires of HELL a-glowing
And the grisly bear still blowing
Yes, the trade deadline will be boring
'Cause the mediots keep on ho-ing
On the Habs they're not bestowing
Cuz there's no signs that GYFHG is slowing!!!
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Say so long to Steve in the comments FHFers.
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203 comments:

  1. the Maritimer10:45 AM

    I'm gonna miss Steve's comments and his unique LEGO avatar. I hope he finds true enlightenment among the PPPuppets.

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  2. I'm gonna miss Steve's prolific Hemingwayesquishness that lead us to ice cream.

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  4. I am starting to worry about the Iron Curtian, its looking like steel plyons far to often in the past couple of games.

    Our man Ben gives a glowing review about Count Frozen Toes, which I heartly endorse execpt about his puzzling disapproval of passing out in a snowbank, whats more Canadien than that? I suggest he stay with Ryder so he does not have to waste drinking time finding the best Bars.

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  5. That Steve - what a comedian! Back to a five hour time difference and I am still on holiday so might have to follow the comments only again tonight. Saturday it was actually a lot of fun following the ramblings of a lost soul (and Steve's relentless pursuit of ice cream ). So I might have a go again tonight. I have the tablet working again too, so if anyone has a stream I can watch on a PlayBook, please share.

    Outstanding holiday efforts everyone (especially you Mr. Moeman). Happy Easter Monday everyone!

    Go Habs Go!!

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  6. It was N31 that came up with Honey Boo Boo. I hope tonite we can come up with a nickname, I was playing with myself and thought about F40. I find playing with my scale model cars helps me re connect with my inner child. Its also very endearing in a Hanson Brothers way. I thought them playing with the trains was the funniest scence in the movie.

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    1. there is something about his play I found disconcerting, like he is out of phase with the timeline the other players are in. It was very wierd.

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  7. @ Maritimer, how was the walking dead finale, I have read mixed reviews, but the death of Andrea came three seasons late for me.

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    1. the Maritimer11:58 AM

      Hey! Throwing out a spoiler like that....It was not what I expected, Carl has turned into a mini version of Shane. Some big unresolved issues and of course a little sadness at the end, you know.

      If any of you needed further proof that Boston has knuckle dragging fans and radio/tv hosts, google Mike Felger vs. Conor McKenna. McKenna fills in on TSN690. Wow.

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  10. PFK named NHL's 2nd star for March!

    http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=663180

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    2. heh, fucking cockroaches bury PFK's March accomplishment behind a leaf headline:

      http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/story/2013/04/01/sp-nhl-3-stars.html

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  11. It must be some kind of April fools Joke, but I find nothing funny about reading "Comments are closed" Whats is it FOX News, some Quebcor drivel, no its the best True Blood fanboy blog.
    Anyway I will just post here and maybe someone will notice.
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/31/true-blood-season-6-preview-video_n_2988310.html

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    1. you think i wouldn\t notice steve? http://truebloodhockey.wordpress.com/2013/04/01/we-have-a-teaser/ we can dissect it there

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  13. Habs're #2;

    http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=663127

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  17. I am loving that we (and when I say "we" I mean "Steve") are on the road to ice cream once again tonight.

    Go Habs Go!!

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  18. what i'll miss most about steve was the thoughtfulness of his posts. you could tell he always thought things through clearly before he wrote stuff down. it was never that stream of consciousness crap that's ruining the internet these days

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    1. fortuneatly I have a strong editing team that only allows me to print the good stuff. Although sometimes I am a bit harsh with them cause they let me down on the spelling all the time.

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    2. Autocorrect is your fiend, er, friend.

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    4. There is if you use a Mac.

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    5. You have something there, my relations with Mac are very straightfoward and not complicated. My PC is realy into S &M.

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  19. the Maritimer2:39 PM

    I won't be disappointed if MB does........nothing. I'm perfectly content to watch this group play in the playoffs. I certainly hope MB does not give up nay prospects or picks for a lumbering oaf like Clowe. Guys like Orr and McLaren will get little ice time once the regular season is done. Even CHeese has more value, he can at least skate.

    I won't be watching tonight, will have to go the old-fashioned route, radio.

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  20. Mike McPhee2:52 PM

    This team was never meant to be this good this fast. I have no problem if MB stands pat. Do not sell the farm to go for the cup in a shortened season. We will be a force 2-3 years down the road. oh yeah fuck the goons fuck the leaf yada yada yada......

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  21. Chester3:02 PM

    Spelling isn't important, what's important is getting it out quickly, while it's still fresh
    Go Habs!

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  22. Chester3:05 PM

    What happens to Krappy now that the wiever weiver wevier .... thing is out of the way.
    Is he still a Hab? On the payroll?

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    1. He was suited up and smiling at the BELL Centre practice.

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    2. the Maritimer3:20 PM

      He'll still be on the payroll but a roster spot is open. If they do pick somebody up Kaberle is Hamilton bound. Kinda like what the disgusting leaf did with Dou$harek.

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  23. Nice to see Nonis' fat face on tsn front page. 29 other teams you sick fucks.

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    1. And I love how it's a "non-news" story. Nonis says "maybe we want a goalie, but we don't give a crap" and it's the lede. ugh

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  25. No spoilers here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CLCOvZOh1o

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  26. Netflix, funny fools;

    http://bit.ly/14ADrpr

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    1. http://www.allhabs.net/fan-focus/all-habs-mailbag-drouin-mackinnon-realignment-dietz-thrower-lineups/

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    2. Experts agree!!

      Moen-Dumont-Prust : No offence to Colby Armstrong and his two-game scoring streak, but he has not brought a particularly useful element this season and Ryan White seems to still be figuring out the right balance of toughness and responsibility. Travis Moen remains one of the team’s better penalty killing forwards, even if his physicality is not what people wish it was right now. Moeman may be on the bubble but Cheese is blowing tiny ones.

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    1. I'm much happier with a quality face-off + team-first guy like CHallah.

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  29. Harry Zolnierczyk swaps teams with Jay Rosehill. Not sure, might be a cricket league.

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  30. mariolemagnifique5:27 PM

    gymfcsedcdcdtdhg!

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  31. Here's how the sick fucks at tsn lead the Canadiens tonight (after baseball openers an wait for it the leaf GM's deep thoughts), 'the Habs can match the Canes but they can't match the Pens'.

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    1. 30 NHL teams, care to guess which one dredger only talks about?

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  32. Okay, let's win this. Sorry Captain Kirk.

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  33. Just noticed the stiletto flippers! A must have for my beach holiday in November.

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  34. nice RDS piece on Maman Staal

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    1. Yup. I may slag the Stalls for their ugliness (usually dirty hockey-related) but a classy piece by RDS.

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  35. I am 16:24 into walking dead

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  36. Molson Cup for PFK coming up. Congrats kid.

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  37. GYFHG!!! Let's do this!

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  38. can't keep the black man down forever!!

    HANG ON BOYS

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  39. Mad Men Season 5 is now on Netflix.

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    1. Until there is a Madmen called Steve I refuse to watch

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  40. 29, comments on the suave Kirk Muller's tie?

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    1. ha! see below, same time stamp

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  41. not sure I like Captain Kirk's tie. but he still looks good. nttawwt

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  42. Kidz, that was not fucking planned!

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  43. Um, what the fuck?!

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  44. attaway to run your own goalie Y(E)

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  45. I stopped in the middle of the Walking Dead to find the Dead have scored, tabernack

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  47. I like very much Rickards, but I would never make an Ad showing that picking up three Rickards was going to lead me to a table of men NTTAWWT

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  48. http://atdhe.so/watch.php?id=645223

    It's Fox, but the feed is good.

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  49. Boys are a wee bit sloppy tonight.

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    1. Yup, slow skating too. Speed it up. Feed em' some chocolate!

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  50. CHalpern just made a classic mistake, at the faceoff he told Staal your brother sucks cocks, Staal asked which one?

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  51. Prusty says he needs to get his timing back. Could take two or three games.

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    1. Just in time for Saturday.

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    2. I think all this talk about timing belongs in Cosmo. You got timing or you do not , it does not ebb and flow

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    3. I'm going to miss that game. Shit. Crap.

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    4. I only say that because of my new Kickstarter project
      Working offer is Timming Viagara, its a hormone combo, some fear, some fat, some fucking the dog repellant.

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    5. No. Moey, I'll kidnap you if I have to. Who's with me?

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    6. The thing is Mr. M's mom passed away two weeks ago. She's going to be laid to rest in the UK so we're hosting a dinner at a resto for Montreal friends and family. (I picked the date without checking the schedule).

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    7. Mes sympathies Moey.

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    8. Thanks moe. She was doing very poorly since Christmas so it was a blessing. She was 93.

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  52. Sleepy8:00 PM

    Sreams for those that want:
    http://livetv.ru/en
    not always the best quality

    http://habsonlinetv.blogspot.ca/
    I watch the RDS feed b/c it has better quality

    just close the ads and away you go

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    1. thanks sleepy and thanks for waking up

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  53. Dear Habbies,

    Please get a better PP. Please.

    Sincerely,

    Every Hab Fan

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    1. Mark Streit would be a nice pick-up.

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  54. vodkov makes old good once again

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  55. might have hit someone, but i'll take it

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  56. Kid-G claims another rookie point.

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  57. See gCHuck on that last rush, his stroke is almost what I would have under the same circumstance

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  58. In what fucking universe is that a penalty, what stay out of the way of teh puck carrier OMG

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    1. Same universe where a Cane hacked at Saku's eye (but no penalty). Like we'll forget that.

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  59. Kirk Muller is 47 and not a hint of greying at the temples. WTF!?

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  60. maybe we'll get a shorty in game 48

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    1. when the Count comes up, the Cheese hits the fan

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  61. ok if we can just survive the 2nd we'll be alright

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    2. It he she or some combo asks me everytime, why no Spagetti at the Bell Center?

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    3. And that diety was none to pleased with the Swarzth transaction to the Phueaf. The thing had been working forever on a montreal smoked meat meatball.

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  63. BREAK IT DOWN BITCHES CAR - MTL

    SOGs 5 11
    POWER PLAYS 0/1 1/2
    HITS 4 6
    FACEOFF WINS 5 12
    GIVEAWAYS 8 2
    TAKEAWAYS 1 3
    BLOCKED SHOTS 6 7

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  64. Ok, thanks for fixing the PP.

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    1. thats a great site, but your average american would never be able to figure out how to isolate all the pop ups and screen covers from the the desired soruce. I think it may be a CIA recuitment site.

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  65. K-Tops got K-O'd. Hope he's OK.

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  66. NB40 gets a point. More red red wine!!!

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  67. One of these days, DDD-PatCHes is gonna get again... maybe even in time for the playoffs!

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  68. i was eating and masturbating and i missed it. CHallah! and on passover, ironically

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  69. Almost a Cheesy shortie.

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  70. SO close to that CHeese shorty there

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  71. dredger reports that the leaf has acquired curtis joseph from Detroit.

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  72. Buffalo Sabres defenceman Robyn Regehr has been traded to the Los Angeles Kings in exchange for two second round draft picks.

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    1. Buffalo to LA. He must be heartbroken.

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    2. We win the trade by not trading for him. Yay!

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  73. EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING! (Just away from this game)

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  74. A game of thrown away passes.

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  75. The Calgary Flames have traded defenceman Jay Bouwmeester to the St. Louis Blues in exchange for St. Louis' 2013 first-round draft pick, defenceman Mark Cundari, and goalie Reto Barra.

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    1. i keep thinking these trades are April Fools jokes, but no. who goes to the Blues?

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    2. J-Bo. The 2013 first-rounder is a conditional draft pick. If the Blues miss the playoffs, the 2013 first round pick becomes a fourth-rounder and the Flames will receive the Blues' 2014 first-round pick.

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  76. keepin the black man down

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    1. Looks like the refs think CAR can.

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  77. 3rd: http://www.thehockeynews.com/articles/50958-What-a-week-to-be-Wild.html

    Also, quietly yipping leaf + Hart.

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  78. I gotta go with these trades will not be in force on April 2

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  79. Warm apple pie with ice cream. Yummy.

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    1. I'm so stuffed I could use a nap. It's the Metro irresistables deep dish apple pie with cinnamon. Highly recommended.

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    2. When it comes to pie, the deeper the better.

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  80. survived the 2nd! woot!

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  81. Its gonna take a Fuckashima meltdown to lose this game, and that started with an earthquake not a hurricane so its game over go home cane fans and fuck your sister again.

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    3. Reason its so hard to sell tickets to a public event like a Hockey game in redneck country.
      Dont want to be seen in public with your kin, people might talk.

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  82. Hope that fucking prick chokes on his whistle.

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    1. REFEREES: GORD DWYER, MARC JOANNETTE

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  83. CAR MTL STATS

    SOGS 13 20
    POWER PLAYS 0/4 1/2
    HITS 11 11
    FACEOFF WINS 17 24
    GIVEAWAYS 10 5
    TAKEAWAYS 2 4
    BLOCKED SHOTS 11 13
    PENALTY MINUTES 4 8

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      Mtl 0 Car 20 min

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  84. meh...

    All the way from Argentina

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    1. buenos noches gillis!

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    2. fan tastic
      I hear things are more fucked up than usual
      But Argentina is a beauty in every way
      and those kinds of babes
      are always gonna land on top

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    3. How's the CHimiCHurri?

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    4. They definitely do, and I'm loving every second of it.

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  85. N31, any news on the Kristo? (putting a placeholder on Cristo, CHristo)

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    1. the Count, the Count of Monte CHristo
      he will drape Mount Royal with red white and blue
      only for 34 hours after a cups win and before a parade on the usual route. The taxpayer will pick up the tab and the Mob will take all the credit, at 100% per hour.

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  86. the Maritimer9:34 PM

    Hey kiddies, I'm listening to the game on TSN690, following the comments here and watching the Voice with Mrs. M. Can I multi-task or what?

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    1. What are you drinking?

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    2. Yahoo just put in a bid on you.

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    3. the Maritimer9:37 PM

      No. 1 rule, no drinking on Monday.

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    5. What's the No. 2 rule?

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    6. the Maritimer9:40 PM

      There is no No. 2.

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    1. one of his parts finally feel right off, who could of predicted that?

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  88. torn MCL, out for the season i bet. get busy MB

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    1. String CHeese?

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    2. Paging Dr. Recchi!

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    3. he can easily be replaced by Cheese food.

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    4. the Maritimer9:42 PM

      There's nobody left to get is there? And if there is they're all going to the leaf anyway.

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    5. Mr Kraft can we have some of your finest slices to fill in our fourth line sandwich, the Old Cheddar has been stinking all year, and now the slab is broken.

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  89. Kidz, whats funner, mr. gillis on top of Argentina, Moey+pie, Steve resuerrecting or Habs i/o discovering porn names can be fun, for all?

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    2. If you take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on it makes for a great porn name. Mine is Buffy Ste. Croix. Try it peeps!

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    3. Rocky Elmwood.

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    4. I am not making this up, mine is Ginger Mountian

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  90. Scoop it up!

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/04/canadiens-pie-served-la-moeyd.html

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