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Inspired by the Northern Pikes.
We need two points, from PFKs powerplay hands
And on this weekend Habs'll rock & roll marchand
On Saturday night in Montreal's hometown barn
In net is Carey, he looks like a movie TFStar
Being in first place is turning FHFans on
Pretzel lucic needs to visit a beauty salon
You read the comments inside here say
broons ain't pretty and they just dive that way
We make a date here to go for a drink
29 wore his Pants! and Moey wore a mink
There was this misconception all over town
That FHFemmes eat apple pie by the pound
RDS said "WatCH MTL at home, there won't be no fuss"
hnic said "Sure but its the broons we'll discuss"
Watching their leaf I heard crotchescorner say
"bobcold ain't pretty he just sounds that way"
So, uh, I blogrolled up, N31 was with Toaster at home
Said "She's busy she can't stand clod julien's groan"
Won't hold my breath, Anon'll decide to bait
A comment cut guy like me doesn't hesitate
Mediots fell in love with bettman's model from hell
It won't take too much time to see why Thornton 'fell'
Every crisfuckinglee game has a grave mistake
timfuckingpeel ain't pretty he just refs that way
jacobs fucking ego wrote cheques incredibly fast
Bought him a tainted Cup, Collie's counting the cash
I fucking LOL'd on broons embellished play
They ain't pretty they just dive that way
They ain't pretty they just play that way
They ain't pretty
They're fucking ugly
Jagr ain't pretty
They ain't pretty when they whine all day
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Die broons Die!
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Excellent cover Moeman, love that 27 Gif he looks like a keeper, where did he learn to skate like that?
ReplyDeleteDie Broons. Go Habs Go Fucikig Go
No holding on, assault the comcast empire with extreme predjuice.
who is winking at Carey?
ReplyDeleteBlanCHe.
Deletehe looks like a action movie star in that pic
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DeleteI have entered a period of Pouges and Smashing Pumpkins, but no matter where my musical muse goes it seems to orbit around the Celts. HIStory stuff, but Mozart and Betowven may have been musical genius the like of which have not been seen until Justin Bieber came along, but the humanity of the celtic beat just cant be beat. It combines all the earthly rythems with a storytelling range.
ReplyDeleteIt was not until I heard the Chiefians sing Dylan, I realized he was a greenman, a Irish singer, a mensch jeweler of emerald island presious stones.
DeleteI wish I could spell precsious
Deleteinsert very valuable, or maybe I am saying Bob Dylan has stones that could be used to back a flaky currency.
DeleteNow I want to speak about Hadrians wall. It was a mistake, and we repeat it every day.
ReplyDeletetrudat, and if you can do anything to make life better, stop that.
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Deletethat statement might have cast my asperations in a bad light. I want to manage fantasy and herd unicorns and settle settlers on Mars and moons like Titan.
DeleteHey believe me I am not holding out for any of that.
DeleteI have the Clash playing the Guns of Brixtion at least ninety clean DB. For your own safety do not knock on my door for the next three minites.
ReplyDeleteSimply brilliant! All of it. Think of me while you're all enjoying the game tonight. *sob*. Gotta depend on the PVR. Hope there's no power failures.
ReplyDeleteSteve is a keyboard addict. There is no other explanation.
ReplyDeleteAwesome work moe! An old school rivalry deserves an old school parody.
ReplyDeleteDIE BROONS DIE
Headed off to Hurleys for some pre-game beveraging with...
ReplyDeletewait for it...
[drum roll...]
HF10! He's in town from Laffland to bring his dad to the Bs game for his 75th bday. Habs better win, 10 paid a lot of $ for the tix
Give 10 our best and you are goddam right they better win. Great parody. Moeman.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Yes hello to 10 and the Hurley's staff. Make it home safe 29.
DeleteGood. To see Stevens on a roll already!
ReplyDeleteStevens? Bloody auto correct! Should have read Steve
DeleteMaybe there is, moar than one.
DeleteI have always feared I had a dobble ganger
DeleteNever thought I'd be repulsed by puppies...
ReplyDeleteAnyways, here's to a great game! Bring it, Bs! GYFHG!!!
iRiRi, I think those pups are somewhat CGI'd but they do reflect the broon ugliness.
Deletepjstuck says 'around here, toronto, we don't use the 'C' word'. Well, around here, we do, 'C'ockroach.
ReplyDeleteThere is a choice "C" word we should all be uisng to describe bjcock but my respect for the 4HF femmes does not permit me to type it
DeleteSomething about us telling Mr. PJ Suck, "See You Next Tuesday?"
Delete10 says hi to everyone. and we pounded down those beers so I'm good to go! SO many Bs fans at Hurleys. But they were early in their drunk, so they were friendly
ReplyDeleteDIE BROONS DIE
CBC poll question: Is PFK a Norris candidate?
ReplyDeleteHE ONLY FUCKING LEADS ALL NHL DMEN IN POINTS YOU FUCKS.
Wow, pjstuck buys into PFK being an embellisher. Fucking asshole.
ReplyDeletePleXXXe is in bitCHes.
ReplyDeletepleXXXe woooooo!!!!!!!
Deleteheh, mclame leads fried man into yipping about his leaf and fried man says, um, I'm talking Montreal.
ReplyDeleteFor our juce; Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!, Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteFor the Bs, juce would use caps GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!
DeleteI watched the whole pre-game segment and I'd swear I was watching a Boston broadcast crew. Lots of Bruins love including a Bobby Orr heroes clip. The cbc hates the Habs. I hope they are forced to show them lots this spring so they can choke on their own vitriol.
ReplyDeleteFuck off pjsuck you fucking asshole.
cbc thinks Ottawa-Gatineau is central-southern Ontario. They really hate Sens and Habs fans.
ReplyDeleteThornton warming up his legs for his typical dive.
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!
ReplyDeletetimfuckinpeel are you fucking kidding me?????
ReplyDeletepuck drop!!!!
PleXXXe looks fine
ReplyDeleteI doubt he'd miss a broon game.
DeletegCHuk!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegCHuk!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnother PFK Point!
ReplyDeletePFK with another point. and CBC thinks he's still MAYBE a Norris candidate
ReplyDeleteg-CHuck!!!
ReplyDeletegCHuck !
ReplyDeleteCommented on the wrong thread. Let's try this again.
ReplyDeleteYEAH!
I did too!
DeleteWhat time did you kidz start drinking? (O-man, you have an excuse).
DeleteRDS here, who is doing the cockroach game? cold?
ReplyDeleteRDS moi aussi, but I CHecked of course it's Cold
DeleteLove this LEGO+CHarger+gCHuk line.
ReplyDelete(Y) down.
ReplyDeleteWeird leg buckling.
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ReplyDeleteNicely done iRiRi.
DeleteBob cold thinks the cbc dahlings from bahstan are winning.
ReplyDeleteDr 29 is here! Sprained knee. Out 10-14 days
ReplyDeleteGraduate of the U of Recchi online school. Flash player required.
DeleteHeh. Thus not functional on Apple devices
DeleteThank Steve (Jobs). Imagine how really fast your iDevice battery would drain.
Delete"Did that come out?"
ReplyDeleteYes, Bob, by about 3 feet. Are you wearing your glasses? You know, your black and yellow glasses.
He forgot to take his meds
Deletebob, Flintstone vitamins are for kids.
DeleteThe "best of the East" has 1 SOG. Spin that wheel...
ReplyDeletefried man calls them the 'class' of the East.
Deleteclass |klas| noun
1 a set or category of things having some property or attribute in common and differentiated from others by kind, type, or quality:
2 the system of ordering a society in which people are divided into sets based on perceived social or economic status:
3 a group of students who are taught together.
verb (often be classed as)
assign or regard as belonging to a particular category:
adjective
showing stylish excellence:
Wouldn't matter if they lost ten in a row, they'd still be the best.
DeleteWe're just lucky to be able to hang on against 'em, right?
DeleteShouldn't MT2.0 be, you know, coaCHing during the break not talking to RDS?
ReplyDeleteFuck this between whistle interviews. Focus on the fucking game.
ReplyDelete#9 Wichita State up 11 points on #1 Louisville in the second half, for you hoops fans (so, me)
ReplyDeleteOK, kidz, 29 and I are not, I repeat, not the same person. (although I would love to meet Kristen sans mitts).
ReplyDeleteIt was reported in the New England Journal of Medicine that after blogging together for 2+ years, people begin to think the same
DeleteCool. Do they have an article explaining our Steve or is it just the weed?
DeleteA team of specialists have been looking into steve for a year now, but their prognosis is inconclusive
DeleteThey are afraid to recommend meds.
DeleteI am not man I am DEVO
DeleteFuck you Lucic and your cross check to the head of a player on the ice
ReplyDeleteCASH IT
ReplyDeleteOh man is that gonna piss off the pissahs at NESN.
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed that's what julien was yapping about crossing the rink.
DeleteKevin Week's said that's what Boston had to do to the Habs....lean on them. So when pretzel leans on plexxx who he outweighs by 50 lbs plexxx goes down but that's diving right?
Two more periods like that and eelliittttoottee fried man may yet reconsider his class status.
ReplyDeleteWe could knock them out of the playoffs and he'd still be singing their praises. There's no winning with these people...
DeleteGood to know that the broons will get a penalty for every 2 infractions (on the same player within 5 seconds of each other, or it resets). Luckily, the shaved apes are stupid enough to do this.
ReplyDeleteOh, for the first time this year I get to see Coach's Corner. Yay? I'll get the whiskey and baseball bat to knock myself out.
ReplyDeleteOh my lord, replaying the make out session from last week.
ReplyDeleteOk - this might be scary - first time all year I am watching an english cbc feesd - so here comes fuckin don cherry - I might get ill - ...typical - he's talking about the jays - fuck off you cock! Now its Kadri blowing time
ReplyDeleteheh, you'd think a true, knowledgeable hockey person, with some admittedly pathetic history, would be talking Habs and broons rivalry, standings, potential playoffs, etc.
DeleteTo his credit (shudder) Cherry did eventually bring up Price. In a positive light and everything!
DeleteI wonder how poor old Squid is doing out west with the loser mentality in Calgary these days?
ReplyDeleteI think BB just called the broons 'crooked', he used the word 'crosse' which might also mean they are obsessed masturbators and/or closet transvestites. I may have embellished. Call 1-800-FU2-CLOD to complain.
ReplyDeletePFK!
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!
ccr
ReplyDeleteCCR!!!
ReplyDeleteMake that CCR! Another PFK! Point!
ReplyDeletePFK...?!
ReplyDeleteCCR!
ReplyDeleteWheeeeeeeeee!!
ReplyDeleteA Habs PP goal vs. da broons, this will freak the NESN crowdah heads.
ReplyDeleteTFS™ is TSN'n.
ReplyDeleteTalking boot a team of destiny
ReplyDeletethinking aboot as well
DeleteJust for the fun of it (and of course with a nice padded lead) the Habs should some day refuse a power play, only to have MT2.0 in his game-winning presser mention he did it to shut up the NESNer crowd of dumbfucks.
ReplyDeletePunch that little ratface fucker in the face Blanche.
ReplyDeleteThe M., that "little rat face fucker" is some Mom's little rat face fucker (see header pic above).
DeleteWonder if the Access to Information Act allows me to see how much hnic spent to send their top 'production HQ crew' to NJ vs. a drive down HWY 401 E (including all the strippers you can ogle).
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, Cole is screaming at every broon shot.
ReplyDeleteOH GOD NO NOT THE OLE CHANT
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!
ReplyDeleteWhew!
ReplyDeleteSurvived the second period. HANG ON BOYS!!!!
a inexplicable lack of intenstiy on both sides
ReplyDeleteKudos to CBC, the feed is more than golden its platinum
ReplyDeleteWhat a surprise, CBC is STILL talking about Luongo/Kipper to Toronto.
ReplyDeleteHey Steve, you watching CBC.ca or elsewhere? I had a great feed but it's crapping out now.
ReplyDeleteas you said cbc
Deletewas watching a great hoops game but it's over and Im back.
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS
Upset win?
Deleteno but close
DeleteNothin' doin' ape.
ReplyDeleteFeels like a sustained broon PP.
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh BlanCHe!
ReplyDeleteSERIOUSLY HANG ON BOYS
ReplyDeleteLEGO and BlanCHe have played strong games tonight.
ReplyDeleteAdd PleXXXe.
DeleteOH GOD NOT THE OLE CHANT AGAIN. DO THESE PEOPLE NOT LEARN?
ReplyDeletefuck buttman
ReplyDeletenoooooooooooooooooooooooooo has anyone shown lego the standings?!
ReplyDeleteWas going to call earlier a penalty to Habs in last minute to make up from last game.
ReplyDeleteFuck.
ReplyDeleteI didn't actually see it, as I've been forced to change to the radio. Still, very predictable.
ReplyDeleteFUCK YES
ReplyDeleteFUCK YEAHHHHHHHH BITCHESSSS
ReplyDeletegreat win boys
ReplyDeleteand Jagr makes CHeese look dynamic
Eat shit elliotte you mediotte!
ReplyDeleteYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
ReplyDeleteWoooooooooooooooo!!!
ReplyDelete3. CCR!
ReplyDelete2. TFS™!!
1. gCHuk!!!
So, Habs win last 3 matchups, up 3 points and games in hand are irrelevant. broons should be #1, 6 spots ahead of our boys in TSN's ranking next week.
ReplyDeleteBoston still the class of the east, right?
ReplyDeleteRight Elliott?
fried man can fuck off and go contemplate his dirty thirty thoughts. His claim to fame is being propped up by the other mediots. Get a triple-chin strap already.
DeleteBig game against 2 of the best teams in the Conference playing for 1st in their division. TSN leads with meaningless leaf game. Of course.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm going to sleep well tonight.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the broons, still number 1......in cbc's hearts and minds.
BOORUINS. Dumped the Queen's tea in their sea of salty tears, or some such rot.
ReplyDeleteBoston - Up yours Cunty. Habs are the best. You yellow and black motherfuckers suck cock and die. We HABS will always and forever kick your shaved gorilla ass.
ReplyDeleteBYE.
We've said it a million times, the mediots are biased against our Habs. It seems like beating a dead horse, but everyday they come up with new ways to show their disdain for our Montreal Canadiens. Let's look at the descriptions on their site for each team's post game reaction:
ReplyDelete"The Habs talk about the importance of the win in their chase for the division crown."
The Habs are in first, they're not chasing anyone for the division crown.
"Milan Lucic talks about his collision with Alexei Emelin and the Bruins discuss their unlucky night."
I see, when the broons lose they're 'unlucky', but when they will it's because they're the best team in the world. By the way, what was so 'unlucky'?
Again, nothing new here, just annoying. Too frequent and careful not to be anything but intentional.