Apr 9, 2013

We'll keep our own Alex Alex ~ Habs Stand down minus (Y) vs. Caps Game Preview and Open Thread

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Preview. 19h30. RDS.
TFS™. RBQ. crisfuckinglee.
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85 comments:

  1. crisfuckinglee refs. eesh.

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  2. Chester10:39 AM

    Get better Yemmie.
    CBC go fuck yourself.
    Go Habs!

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  3. Absolutely outrageous that the cbc posts shit like that! Get fuckin stuffed you leaf loving cocks!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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  4. 11th comandment, thou shall not contact a Broon.
    GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO

    Looking forward to NBUBF40 scoring his first NHL goal. Being PFK2.0 for the playoff run.

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  5. How much is the buyout for Tim Peel and Chris Lee, a package deal. Lets start a Kickstarter, retire the crap.

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  7. who stole my bod and put it on a sweatshirt, I need a IP and PP lawyer.

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  9. HUBERDOO and DREW what a fucking nightmare for pure wool.

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    1. Chester2:45 PM

      It's OK The Pure Fur don't pay attention to the effin hinglish.

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  11. Oh Fuck Kid G is a tailspin, I blame DDD decline, rip up that contract DGMB. DDD is very close to being my whipping boy.

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    1. the Maritimer3:32 PM

      Max and Kid G could use LEGO as their center, put gCHuk at center with CHarger and Bork! PleXXX stays at center with CCR and Giant. Three good lines there. DDD can cheer from the bench or play the wing with Halpern and Moen.

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  13. heh;

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/canadavotes2011/story/2011/04/06/cv-harper-imagine-youtube.html

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    1. I am still not forgiving her for the Beatles Break UP

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    1. Not after this; http://www.buzzfeed.com/henrygoldman/why-cant-americans-get-poutine-right

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    2. Great article Moeman - they don't get poutine over here either. You can get chips (fries) in gravy or with cheese but you can't get poutine - even at the Maple Leaf Covent Garden - now don't uote me on that - I will check next time I am in there and report bacjk

      Go Habs Go!!

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  15. Scan the crowd for the half-half jersey kidz, I'm headed to the game. DIE OVIE DIE

    Be excellent to each other.

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    1. If we did not love you we would be filled with envy.

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    4. all I want 29 is a definitive eyewitness account of two things
      Is DDD the next CHeese, and can gCHuck skate?

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    5. Harper has as usual intercepted my comments. He is planning a new attack ad.

      Steve can not enjoy 29 having fun because he is a communist who wishes everyone had to watch the habs on a pirate site. And he supported the rule that gave the Habs the best pure wool in the draft.

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  16. Just wondering before gametime, about something serious. Getting Shot at random. Did the MAN program a pasty to knife up a campus to kill gun control, it all seems to coninkedink, and I for one will not be assauged by such a dink.

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    1. when the man
      shows you the blinking lights
      and you think that is so cool
      and he asks if he can spike your drink
      and you reply I am not a fool
      you better watch out when the man
      comes to town
      He may take you off the street
      and give you a guided tour
      of a better part of town
      but the tour will not be peaceful
      cause the whole come on
      was about you killing
      all those lambs walking
      around on the splendid
      grassy lawns.

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    2. Basicly its much worse than a time share

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    3. its like answering a drag queen wanted add on Kijjii and finding yourself at a dancing boys show in Kabul, with your falsies filled with C4. It almost happened to me. Execpt I was never on Kijjii in that catagory.

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    4. Okay its been a day, I can say fuck Thatcher the miserable Cromwell of the twentith century. It will take a hundred years for the people to stop down all the humanity killing fires she lit. I piss on her grave after a all night bender, regetting the potassium in that piss will make the grass grow better. I could be wrong about what in piss makes plants grow, but I am absoultly right is pissing on her myth.

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  17. thirty minutes to fill and how to do it professionaly. So I got to go off on PJ stock. Fire his white ass right now. Maybe their was some question about PFK, but his assertions were legandary. Have you ever ever ever ever ever heard such badmouthing of a NHL player from a comentator with no evidence. We are talking about what happened off the ice. PJ should be fired, fired fired the first salvo at north korea, or maybe taking out a threat snowcap in BC. Fire his ass NOW

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  18. I'd like to vote for what Steve said @ 1:43.

    GYFHG!!!

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    1. thanks iRRi but what about the full agenda?

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  19. Who else should be fired. Maybe fat steve. Many people say that they hate politics and they are all the same. Its not true. If you had the power what would you do. Reward your friends punish your enimies, your not watching the game of thrones, you are living in the real world. Harper compared to the other Kings is like Joffery, a spolied child who will beave behind a kingdom in ruin. Fiscal conservative bullshit, his redution to the GST which no one except the treasury noticed was a blunder, and his open invitation to high income earners to store cash offshore added insult to injury. This guy is a menace, a threat to the future of Canada believe me. Now I am more or less down with each province taking care of its own shit, but basic things that mean being a Canadian are sacrosant. Do not trust any pol and believe me now and I will prove it later Harper wants to see you begging for quarters and giving fourpence to the goverment.

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  20. I am listening to some femme sing Pocahontis by Neil Young. Little piece of my mind on the native peoples. They were Chinese Hippies who left China because of all the eunuch stuff, and concubine worship. They lived for thousands of years in commual society and it may have not been democratic but they loved group sex. The biggest regret the native peoples have is they spent to much time having fun enjoying their lives and not progressing to wage slavery.

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    1. Sure there has to be a balance between group sex and economic leadership. Well I just googled it and it exists. Germany

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    2. Yes and they want those six million Jews back

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  21. Why is Steve like Steve?
    Why is he metaphoricly pucking on my lap?
    I had fifty years to be heard, and I failed with benifits. Not great let me assure you. But what I am left with is a canvas that can be colored anyway, and we are all habs fans and I hope we can build a championship team, but I feel the same about Canada, and thats the connection. Lets win the Stanley Cup and lets win the Canada Cup, which should be the envy of the known unviverse, not some talking point on a American balance sheet about how much they are milking from the stupid Canadians.

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  22. LEGO on a sick gCHuk play!

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    1. Maybe not such much play but move at the blue line.

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    2. lego scored and I am still signing in , oh the shame

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  23. I should have town the party line on Thatcher, there is a lockdown on this game. I may be dissapointed but I am just one viewer, the collective will bring everthing to everybody at a just cost.

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  24. I used a false VPN and volia, nothing happening, but we are winning this game big tim.=

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  25. If I win the forty six million I am buying the coyotes for six bucks and selling everything worthwhile to les habs before giving in back to buttman

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  26. Dr Drew says I got a DGMB prescription that seems to make my balls supersize.

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    1. super size to big, okay NHL top four size

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    1. worst comment ever

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    2. halak would have stopped it

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  28. we got a thunder storm going on like the end of the world, and if mickey ribs scores I fear the house will fall down

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  29. boys on Acrade Fire, dont let the gun crime of washington come to the suburbs boys

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  30. hockey at this level is like baseball without all the spitting

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  31. that was a goal in a parell universe

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  32. we won this game, if I have to change this review it may rip a hole in the space time continuum. So back down caps or FLT will remain a theory.

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  33. I wish Lego would stop skating at high speed without intensity

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  34. PFK surfing on ice, have you ever seen another player touch the ice while making a move. Its revolutionary and so far not discussed. So I am the father of that move. I call it iceboarding.

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  36. Dr Drew plays like a slot hockey player NTTAWWT. Doing the job, just waiting for it to be outsourced.

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  37. How many Habs does it take to put a puck into an empty net?

    The Habs are fantastic at beating themselves.

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  38. Mike McPhee9:39 PM

    *crickets*

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  39. Just checking in here, but my feed is gushing over how Ovie has "brought the Caps back into FIRST!" Yeah, first in the weakest division in hockey, a .500 team. Would be tied for 8th if not for shitty division.

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  40. So Chris Lee, I hear Ted called. He wants his team in the playoffs.

    Also FUCK YOU.

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  41. ... shot which LEGO tipped!!!

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  42. COME ON TIE THIS SUCKER UP I'VE HEARS ENOUGH ABOUT OVECHKIN TODAY TO LAST ME A LIFETIME

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  43. So why the fuck doesn't Eller/Galchy get more PP time?

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  44. DAMN YOU PLEKY. YOU HAD THE GOAL ON YOUR STICK. And you shovel it into his fucking pad.

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  45. Didn't see most of the 3rd, but I will say it was disheartening to see the Habs get a whole 2 shots for the middle 10 minutes of the period while down by 2. We're not talking NJ here, the Caps aren't exactly known for their defensive capabilities. I don't think I've ever even heard of their goalie, but our boys have a tendency to make nobodies into Vezina winner look a likes.

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  46. Oh well, maybe we can salvage a point from the Sabers before hearing about Toronto's biggest win in the history of the world all night on Saturday. Maybe they'll put the Kessel tracker in his jock this time.

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  47. Side note: remember how it used to drive us nuts (well, me, at least) when CHokula used to let Kirk used to draw up a plan/give directions during a timeout and we (again, could be just me!) thought CHokula was just really incompetent?

    Well, he WAS incompetent... but I've noticed MT2.0 does the same and I'm pretty sure I haven't heard anyone complaining about it (not just here).

    Anyways, fuck the Caps. *checks schedule* ugh barfalo.

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    1. Huh? It's usually the assistant coaches drawing up something on all teams.

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    2. Oh. Never mind me then!

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  48. Wow, just saw the highlights. Those Cap goals were, uh, from far away.

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  49. Sigh

    We were outplayed for huge stretches. In the end though I'd say the game was relatively even. They buried chances and we didn't. So many goal mouth scrambles we could have had 10 goals.

    Sigh

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