Jun 28, 2013

Vini, Veni, Ici Sexy Friday (with a mix of Draft Day, Canada Day and everyday, BIG update!)

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Stand on guard FHFers.

200 comments:

  1. Outstanding work Moeman, I started laughing with the first photo and did not stop until the end. Its Canada Day down Canada way! Go Timmins, Vinny take a Canada day haircut for the team and the system.

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    1. Plus, you get a girl on bike.

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    2. in motion plus 10

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  2. The Saint9:39 AM

    Happy Canada Day weekend all! It's a wet one down east, but I won't complain after seeing what Calgary's gone through. Great SF moeman. I'll be at the cottage (rain be damned) and without technology on the weekend. Hope the draft goes well. I'm torn on Vinny. What sort of discount might he give? Do you pay him $5m for 3 years? Going to be an interesting summer hockey-wise all around. CHEERS
    GODGMBGO!

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  3. Oh.my.God. The kitty with the wee hat is beyond adorable. I"ll take Vinnie if it's a good deal, three years max.

    The weather is just horrendous today. I want some freakin' sun! I'm starting to rust like an old car.

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    1. FHF's own Kate, you'll take a good deal of Vini for 3 years? Is Mr. Moey taking a sabbatical?

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  4. the Maritimer11:43 AM

    Is that Shakira humping that monitor? Yikes!

    Nice SF moe, I was getting tired of bondage Kirk and his drill thrall.

    Git'r done MB!

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    1. Yup that is Shakira and her famous derriere.

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    2. Gracias for that one moe

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    3. We all thank Shakira.

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  5. Chester12:07 PM

    Vinny Vinny.
    DGMB's first serious dilemma.
    Should be good. I will also be tecno-not this Le Canada Day Le Weekend.
    Makes for good reading upon return. I will have beers on the dock for all.
    Funny I don't feel 146 ...
    Happy Canada Day to all !!

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  6. On Canada Day I shall be in Newcastle Upon Tyne in the north of England. My hope is that it is nice and warm and I shall raise a glass to you all on more than one occasion rest assured. Moeman, a great SF once again.

    I'm not sure about Vinnie - certainly not big on overpaying for him. It's whether or not he wants all the shit that goes with being a "superstar francophone" playing for the Habs. Sure there are advantages, but the pressure is like nothing he will have ever experienced in Florida. You gotta think he'd want a shot at being a Hab. He's minted so money isn't the issue. I don't know but I suspect he'd be good in the room (unless someone knows better) and he's got the experience the Habs could use. I say if DGMB can make a deal - say 3 years at 2.5m per then it's well worth a punt. But let's not drag this out all summer. Shit or get off the pot! He either wants to be a Hab or he doesn't - simple really!

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    1. June may go out with a bang!

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  7. "Rob Rossi of the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review reported on Wednesday that Letang preferred the Toronto Maple Leafs atop a potential list of teams to go to should he be unable to sign an extension with the Penguins."

    Why is it that everytime there's rumors of a trade, everyone prefers the leaf?

    I mean, really, they can't all be DYING to play for that silly franchise... *facepalm*

    Anywho, happy Canada Day weekend, FHFers! & GYFHG just for fun!

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    1. Funny how none actually sign there.

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  8. Great work moe

    Happy Sexy Canada Day everyone!

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    1. Wasn't easy following the terrific TOS thread.

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  9. My thought on original thought, if I had one I would hire 29 and be rich. So lets put that idea out of our heads. What you think is not what you think, its what someone has programmed into you. Can you defeat the program? If your under thirty not likely because education used to be dedicated to defeating the program, that was the purpose of education, now the purpose is to make sure you never break with the program.

    What brought this on was Moemans musical selection for a Canada Day. Who represents Canada in a culture setting. Our movies are either lame or ignored, our TV is worse. In Music we got something. Right now in the twenty first century. The twenty first century, it makes me feel like part of the enterprise to mouth those words. If you wanted to say to world that is so into their own self, this is Canada, who would you send? Obviously me. However thats not the way the world works. So we have Stompin Tom who will not even get in the door, the Guess Who who will have them saying Who, Gordon Lightfoot which is a good choice but it might as well be opra. Blue Rodeo another band that was great but really did not rock. A whole bunch of femmes who sing formula songs, with apologies to Sarah Mclahann and Sarah Hammer. Counting down the Sam Roberts Band, but now dated. Arcade Fire, but with a transplanted Texan in the lead, a little toxic. We are left with the everloving, every keep on keeping on, always rockin Hip. Moeman said the same think with just a link.

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    1. I have a crazy idea. I will one day put all my best blog comments from the METAUNIVERSE. Into one long stream of consisins vine, and I will become like Oprah with a purpose. The only thing stopping me is the prospect of being imprisoned in Iceland, Ecudoor or worse.

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    2. Pimping 29, sounds like a cool Canadian band name. 29 would remind us that we also exported RUSH.

      I'll add that (referencing the link above) our country has exported an incredible array of comedians and comedic actors. SCTV, Kids in the Hall, (for what he is worth, Lorne Michaels and the incredible list of SNLers from Canada). The list is long and it has to say something about who and what we are as a nation. We are the Just for Laughs country, on some kind of brain candy, which is probably beer. Like, http://www.beaus.ca/news/the-tom-green-beer

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    3. RUSH, I never liked them, but people working in visual media who are not telling Canadian story's do not work for Canada. Degrassi is a big hit show, I say its exploitative but still maybe the biggest Canadian export, Trailer Park Boys is right up there with SCTV but both are fading memories. Flashpoint was also not Canadian. Continuum is a great Canadian story, but again who is listening. Relevant and real, right here right now the Hip are the sharp end of the spear. They are our global cultural warriors as old and square as that might be.

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    4. @Moeman Ken Dryden tried Pimping 29 and no one voted for him. Seriously if the Liberals had picked a dry den over a wet green, history would have been so much easier to read.

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    5. Not Geoff Molson2:56 AM

      Listening to a legendary Canadian performer Stan Rogers - RIP.

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  10. Its almost July , and I hear April Wine?

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    1. the Maritimer9:43 PM

      April Wine = Canada's Rolling Stones. Those guys have been around forever.

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  11. Ta ta for now, I look forward to the day when I can be what I am, say what I think, and do what I say.

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    1. a threesome is not polygamy do not believe the haters.

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  12. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/lime-ricky-float-margarita-recipe/index.html

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  13. Have we traded for the rights to negotiate with Le Cave Yet?

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  14. the Maritimer9:59 AM

    Lots of rumours being floated Price and prospects or picks to Florida or Tampa for their pick. Heh, heh, sounds like Eklund crap.

    Sam Constantino at Sportsnet did a mock draft with Zach Fucale falling to the Habs at #25. I'd be cool with that although I don't see him falling that far. Even if they don't trade Price I hope they draft a goalie at some point.

    Like I said before, with a mitt full of picks and 9mil in cap space MB has to make some noise this weekend. If he stands pat, he'll be picking a lot higher than 25th in June 2014.

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    1. you can not win if you are not willing to make a big mistake

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    2. Our dear friend Mr Brian Burke took that challenge and ended up fired. If the laffs had made a 20 spot in those drafts Burkie would have been celebrated not revieled.

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  15. My fearless prediction is that the number one pick for the Club Montreal is Anthony Mantha.

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    1. the Maritimer1:28 PM

      They'll have to trade up for that prediction to come true.

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    2. I don't know... I hear he has a super shot but doesn't use his size and is as lazy as Benoit Pouliot.

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  16. Congrats to Kid-G, All-Star rookie;

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=426596

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  17. Aurevoir CHeese; http://www.rds.ca/hockey/canadiens/armstrong-jouera-ailleurs-1.636914

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    1. the Maritimer5:14 PM

      Steve will be heartbroken.

      With him and Kaka gone, does that remove all leaf stench from the room?

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    2. now I have no one to rag on, DDD you better play like a six footer.

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    3. Bergevin also revealed that forward Colby Armstrong won’t be back for another year. Armstrong had two goals and three assists in 37 games in his only season with the Habs.

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  18. Apparently the Wild are shopping Clutterbuck...

    GET ME CAL CLUTTERBUCK!!!! And yes I'm serious. Also RDS would love him since he speaks French better than any of them.

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  19. the Maritimer11:56 AM

    Anybody going to watch any of the Draft later? I am....having a few drinks as well. Mostly English beer, KmaXXX approved.

    I see the Pens have signed Letang - 8 years @ $7.25mil per. Guess GMMB knows what PFK is going to cost him.

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    1. I will probably do some play by play.
      And for the 31st year in a row at the 21st pick the Leafs get the player they saw as first overall. He should be able to step right in an play.

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  20. at 55 if Pavel Buchnevich is available bonus.
    If Anothy Mantha is Chicken #2 then I guess I will go with Samuel Morin. Chance are Fredrick Gathier, and Zykov are also there at 25. Unless Timmins has a strong feeling about some picks 10 to 24 range I do not see a good reason to move up.

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  21. Big Rumour that DBMB is going to make a blockbuster, TFS, PFK, DDD and Giant trade with Colorado and take Druid. Tyson Barrie AVS first pick in 2014, second pick in 2013 which Montreal will use to take Zach Fucale. DGMB uses the cap room to get Mike Smith, Cal Clusterfuck, and Ryan Clowe. Plan the parade

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  22. Melville's ginger beer strengthened with a Lugtread.

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  23. Got to love GM restraint post the cba fuckup. $35m for Mike smith? How much of that do the Habs pay via revenue sharing? Fuck off bettman

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  24. the Maritimer2:00 PM

    Good ol' TSN...no matter what player is mentioned in trade rumours or who is available at whatever pick, there are three words that come out of foghorn dreghorn's mouth = toronto, maple and leaf. Every fucking time. As moe said recently, it's all bullshit. I hope Montreal gets Max Domi today just to fuck those leaf loving mediot assholes.

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  25. leaf asshole rimming dredger says his leaf will move up to #5. Or not.

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    1. the Maritimer2:06 PM

      Not fucking likely. Leftover Burkie bombast.

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  26. Devils fans have stupid chants.

    NHL's fault for holding the draft in the armpit of America.

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  27. Congrats kid Mac.

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  28. the Maritimer3:33 PM

    Wow. Seth Jones falls into Nashville's lap. I think Florida blew it.

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  29. the Maritimer3:35 PM

    I don't see the stupid fucking leaf picking #5, foghorn.

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  30. the Maritimer3:57 PM

    Sorry, N31, no Clutterbuck for you. Islanders snipe him from MB.

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  31. the Maritimer4:08 PM

    Wow, wonder how Bobby Lou is feeling right now. No Florida for you I suspect although I saw Gillis speak to Tallon.

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  32. Any leaf trades yet? No? Losers.

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    1. the Maritimer4:13 PM

      Exactly.

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  33. the Maritimer4:18 PM

    Phucktards steal Samuel Morin. There goes one of Timmins' boys.

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    1. fuck the phyctards, Alex Daingle on defense.

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  34. Hey blob. STFU! No domi for leaf.

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  35. the Maritimer4:25 PM

    Ha ha! Suck it mediots, the legend Domi's kid goes to the desert then maybe on to Quebec City or Seattle or Vegas.....

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  36. I do not know where I am in the draft. I just picked TSN and right now they are talking with Bo Harvet, am I live or just punked.

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  37. phlegmiller makes sure to keep the organ grinding leaf monkeys glued.

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  38. everybody made a mistake on Nusikin, should have gone at three.

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  39. anybody got a live stream to the draft?

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  40. Nope. Deck. Beer. iPhone. Radio.

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    1. Yeah I am there as well, no visuals, I am glad Kerby Rychel is gone, did not want him can not skate.

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  41. this is a national discrace so close to Canada day, I am watching the NHL draft on NBC

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    1. oh no I aM NOT. jUst BEEN geo blocked.

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  42. Will Montreal trade down, no fucking way

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  43. Mantha may he be a Chicken

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  44. no body we wanted, so go with the flow

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  45. Draft action way overhyped, nothing going to go, the Laff pick the Gauche

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  46. TSN people all agree the Laff got the best player of the draft, seriously people get a grip.

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  47. Jay Feaster selects Bjok from Iceland

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    1. took our last pure laine choice

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  48. Caps take a goalie, bet on red

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  49. just the facts go here
    http://www.mynhldraft.com/NHL-Draft-Results/

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  50. we are on. we are going to pick either Erne or Zlov

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    1. we go with a goon

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    2. I am not down with this, another merican and a goon to boot, oh the humanity

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  51. Maybe he'll put Pretzel in his place.

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    1. picked for position not best player. I hope it turns out logically

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  52. Well it could have been worse we could have picked Shea Theordore.

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  53. Buttman has totally ruined Hockey, no way if there is real hockey we pick a goon with our first pick. DGMB sees no future in hockey.

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    1. I bet he makes the team, who wants to fight an 18 year old monster. So maybe bowing to reality it was a good pick, just a sad sad sad day for hockey.

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  54. Next three picks do not impress me, so why not take the goon?

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  55. Welcome to the Habs 6-foot-5, 228-pound forward Michael McCarron.

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    1. and he is only 18. It was a need, and we filled it, just hope he can skate better than Sean William Scott. As I digest this move I am feeling better. If he can play a bit of hockey and protect our huge stable of skill players, its a good move.

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  56. We are looking at a goldmine at 34.

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    1. either Zloky or Erne will still be there

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  57. http://thehockeywriters.com/michael-mccarron-the-next-ones-nhl-2013-draft-prospect-profile/

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  58. talk about cocky, he is already saying Pretzel can throw them and I can catch them.

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  59. Maritimer did you pass out?

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  60. We are picking Del La Rose, like it

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  61. Are we taking Zach, find out now

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    1. sure a commercial, I am picking Zlovt right now

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    2. TFS says not impressed

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    3. Holy Fuck Batmann we won the draft

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  62. Notice not a single D man, or Smurf, wow

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  63. the Maritimer6:59 PM

    YAHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

    FUCALE! I'm glad I went to church this morning my prayers have been answered.

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  64. the Maritimer7:02 PM

    That McCarron kid was freakin' huge. Keep your head up Lucy.

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  65. we are up at 55 so another Subban?

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  66. the Maritimer7:15 PM

    I doubt the big kid even makes the NHL, the second pick De La Rose (how does a Swedish kid get a french last name?) meh, those guys are a dime a dozen. It's all about the goalie for me. Smart choice by Timmins.

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  67. we got a Finnish Smurf
    http://thehockeywriters.com/michael-mccarron-the-next-ones-nhl-2013-draft-prospect-profile/

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    1. Artturi Lehkonen
      Ht/Wt: 5'10"/163 lbs
      Position: RW
      Team: KalPa (FIN)

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  68. the Maritimer7:28 PM

    Finally took their first smurf, a 5-9 Finn, smaller than Saku. C'mon Trevor you can do better than that.

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  69. the Maritimer7:32 PM

    I'm lagging behind here, I paused the PVR for about 30 minutes to eat dinner.

    I wish I could have gone outside like moe, but nothing but fog here all day. Shitty weather.

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  70. goons and goalies, we will see in three years what we got

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    1. Habs had 2 plans. Trade up for someone or take McCarron (had his name on sweater)

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  71. Milan Lucic was 6-2, 204 pounds when he was drafted
    Coming off a season where he scored 19 points in 62 games in junior hockey.

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  72. We could have had:
    Klimchuk (LW) or Hartman (RW)
    Petan (Centre)
    Zykov (LW)
    Lehkonen (LW)
    J. Subban (D)

    Instead we got:

    The Chrysler Building (RW)
    De La Soul (LW)
    Baby Marc-Andre Fluery (G)
    Lehkonen (LW)
    Sugar Crisp (LW)

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  73. Good day eh!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04u58ifxmRA

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  74. 3) Boston Bruins: They traded their first rounder for a guy who didn’t score a single goal in the playoffs and is now leaving as a free agent. They then learned Nathan Horton will also leave as a free agent. Their GM spent draft day Sunday calling out their stud pick from 2010 saying he needs to learn to be a professional. What is going on for the Stanley Cup Finalists? I All that said, when they did get to the Draft table, Linus Arnesson isn’t a bad pick, but the rest of their day was filled with reaches.
    http://lastwordonsports.com/2013/07/01/nhl-draft-2013-winners-and-losers-instant-analysis/

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  75. I doubt we will ever need it, but on the slight chance the Chrysler building makes the Bulldogs a nickname.

    Good ones I have seen so far
    the coke machine
    the walkin frezzer
    the Iceberg
    I like Le Massive

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  76. The guy most excited by the Machine is DDD. Le Massive will push off the boards in his own end, pumping like a steam locomotive he will hit peak speed just before the opposition blue line, and out of his draft will pop DDD finally reaching the NHL speed a SMURF needs to be successful.

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    1. unfortunately Le Massive will not be allowed to play in the USA. If he gets going and cant stop, the lawsuit from the spectators maimed when he goes through the boards is just to big a liability. The Habs are looking for a creative lawyer to help lawyer this.

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    2. to paraphrase

      If Le Massive accidentally eats DDD, does DDD come off the cap?

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    3. BTW N31 uses this in her excellent McSplooge review of the draft. I read it there after I wrote this but I first saw the thought of DDD being eaten by Le Massive everywhere.

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  77. The Saint10:40 AM

    Though I would welcome the addition of David Clarkson on the Habs, I would in no way want it misconstrued that he is THE missing piece of the Stanley Cup puzzle, unlike the scenario with Dave Bolland going to the leaf - where he will clearly make them a champion.

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  78. So Vinny met with MB, MT & JM on Saturday. They made him an offer according to Pat Hickey.

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    1. On top of the money, location to family, privacy issues is the Stanley Cup. He is going somewhere with a better than 50% chance of winning the cup in the next two years. LA, Pittsburgh, or the Rangers when they buy out Brad.

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    2. Scroll down Kate.

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  79. Could one love Diana even more?

    http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/krall-fulfills-patriotic-duty-during-canada-day-performance-in-athens/article12918591/

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  80. Aurevoir Yannick Weber, for nothing. Eesh.

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  81. Letang $igned. He's not a leaf. Whodafuckinthoughtdat?

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  82. Kristo an NYR, for CHristian Thomas (hope he isn't related to that racist ex-broon) http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=116093

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    1. he could not leave the states because his phantom toes hurt when they crossed the border. Wow, he was one of our most anticipated new bloods.

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    2. there is more to this story. You cant even call Thomas a smurf using capital letters. He is a total bag of pucks. sorry kid your no Kid G.

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    3. Maybe Le Massive is going to carry him around on his shoulders like the big guy in the Mad Max Beyond the Thunderdome movie. They tried it will DDD but he was to heavy.

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    4. If I do not get some truth about this situation, I am just going start making stuff up

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    5. He is Stumpy Thomas kid. My only advice is do not take a pee in a parking lot kid.

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    6. http://lastwordonsports.com/2013/07/02/tsp-analysis-habs-trade-danny-kristo-to-the-rangers-for-christian-thomas/
      Oh the Humanity, we got fucked by another Merican. Why when they cross the border do we have to bend over?

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  83. TSN just broke in to say Vinnie goes to the PHucktards at 4.5 mil per for 5 years.

    At that rate, fuck that shit. he'll be retired in 2 years due to injury

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    1. Nice waste of time. Vini, Vide, Va t'en$.

      Upside, I know the angelic Moey has a 3 year opening on her calendar.

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    2. nice talking to you, if you sign with the Phuctards or the Broons you have no class, no history, and no future

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    3. how much money is enough Vinnie, really you would live in Phuctard land for a few months a year for money of you own choice, you shit head mercenary fucktard.

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  84. Mike Komisarek @mkomisarek

    It was a privilege playing for a first class organization like the Leafs even though things did not turn out as I would have liked.


    HAHAHAHAHA

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    1. The leaf put the ass in class.

      Dou$harek can fuck off.

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    2. when I played for the Laffs no reason to fight the Pretzel, we knew we were going to lose up front

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  85. In other fuckity fuck news; "After trading for him a year ago, the Washington Capitals are letting Mike Ribeiro enter free agency.

    The 33-year-old centre’s wife, Tamara, is none too pleased about the situation.

    “Nothing like being uprooted from your home for a year for absolutely no apparent reason,” she tweeted, along with the hashtag #pissedbeyondbelief.

    Tamara, who goes by the Twitter handle @Angeltw3, has three children with Mike."

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  86. at least we got the best player in the draft

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  87. Is it to early to tank

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  88. Ok I a done with hockey until October. I can not take any more abuse from the NHL, its players, its agents, its coaches, its general manager and most of all it BUTTHEAD HEAD.

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  89. the Maritimer8:07 AM

    Gee, go on the road for a couple of days and all kinds of interesting things happen.

    Fuck Vinnie, he would have been an upgrade on DDD, but he ain't worth what Philthy is paying him or the term. I don't know if the Philthy fans turn on their own like we do, but I've got a feeling he will be feeling some pressure kinda like Bryz. Holmgren obviously can't learn from his mistakes....and he still doesn't have a goalie.

    The Kristo trade, meh, they basically swapped AHL smurfs, who cares.

    Anything else going on?

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    1. I know Thomas' Mom and she is a fantastic person and a, wait for it, Habs fan, despite her husband being a leaf. If the kid has some of his father's on-ice moxy and uses his size+skill to his advantage, he could become a very good 3rd/4th liner. Also, said Mom is a looker.

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    2. Allegedly half the players are drafted because they have hot mom's?

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    3. the Maritimer9:10 AM

      Thanks moe, I hope the kid works out. I don't recall any hockey player, even the homely ones, not ending up with a hottie as a wife. Domi and his ex were at the draft with their kid, she was better looking than Belinda.

      Oh, Steve Thomas was a Blackhawk for a while as well, if I recall.

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    4. So the reason I live in the UK is because I married a Brit. She lived in Toronto in the house that Steve Thomas bought when he played for the leaf. Not sure if he still lives there and I don't really care. I do care that the Habs traded for ANOTHER 5'9 player. I mean - wtf - are we learning nothing from the past? The Habs need to get bigger!

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  90. Chester11:33 AM

    I thought Kristo had grit, so why do we trade him for another smurf with grit.
    Anyway, fuck Vinnie, he wants to go to the city of brotherly love that's his call. He doesn't want to come here, fine, we don't want him anyway .... he's too tall. I would like to know the offer he spit on tho. Just to know if DGMB went for it or not.

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  91. the Maritimer1:00 PM

    I hope the fans at the Bell Centre boo Vinnie every time he touches the puck like they did Briere when he rejected the Habs for Philthy money.

    Wonder what MB is going to do with that extra 9mil of cap space? I smell a trade somewhere down the road.

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      You could get a lot of Ice Girls for 9 mil

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  92. Build through the draft we are in the Suck right now.
    2009 -http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=53027
    2008 - Kristo the only name with any potential of making the NHL
    2010 and 2011 some names left but still two to three years away from having a serious impact.

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    1. Chester2:41 PM

      WTF happened to Louis Louis??

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    2. He is top 2009, along with Dumount. He will have his hands full beating any of the 2010,11,12 for a NHL spot.

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  93. the Maritimer4:30 PM

    All this talk about about McCarron and Lucic.....I'll bet Lucy is scared to death. Not.

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    1. its probably making him all twisted from the tension.

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  94. I have to go dark, and this is my second attempt to post this. I may be insane or the PMO is tracking my keystrokes and thought my first post was to powerful. I will return in the fall, or be a legend of the fall.

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  95. the Maritimer8:13 PM

    What an annoying dick foghorn dreghorn is. ml$e, tml, Wayne Gretzky, blah blah blah, who gives a fuck.

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    1. In that assholish mediots' world only one fucking team exists. Sick fuck.

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  96. Circumstances beyond my control compel me to comment.
    First THE TRAILER PARK BOYS ARE SOON BACK WITH A NEW SEASON.
    Second, the ultimate guide to self defense has been published.
    KIRK FU

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  97. Habs hire goaltending coach Stephane Waite from the Hawks.

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    1. Seems like a good choice. Can't really do any worse I guess

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  98. Nice writing Mac;

    http://www.mgoblue.com/sports/m-hockey/spec-rel/070313aad.html#

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  99. The Saint1:10 PM

    Yeah Steve, the Boys (Ricky, Julian and Bubbles) just bought the rights to the TPB franchise. Can't wait to see the new season filming around town here in HFX. If you haven't had the opp yet, check out their SwearNet.com

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  100. Twitter abuzz over Brière to Habs rumours

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    1. the Maritimer4:06 PM

      Please, no. Whenever the Habs are playing the Bruins or Flyers and those teams look at the likes of Desharnais, Gionta and Gallagher skating in the warmup they are probably pissing themselves laughing. No more little wee guys please. Give your head a shake Bergevin.

      How come no one is talking about Iggy? He's probably got more left in the tank than Vinnie. I'd take him for 2 or 3 years.

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  101. Brière a Hab. Needs a nickname.

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    1. mmmm, Beer

      Allow me to retweet myself:

      Goodbye David Desharnais. Only room for one undersized francophone 2nd line centre on this team

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  102. Hmm, maybe it's part of another move. Let's wait and see.

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  103. At least, this time, he chose, the Habs.

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  104. ... and if anyone, and I mean anyone, ever links or deems a pfuckdaddy link as worthy I will delete. Nothing stops that piece of shit website to lag our Habs. Fucking leaf broon cocksucking cocksuckers.

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  105. the Maritimer6:45 PM

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    The Bruins, Flyers and Leafs must be laughing their asses off at Bergevin. Another washed up midget hockey player. I’ll bet Bergevin is chasing Nathan Gerbe next.

    Briere, Gionta, Desharnais, Gallagher and Plekanec? I repeat, are you fucking kidding me? Wow, just…….wow. Did he not learn anything watching Ottawa demolish his smurf squad?

    This may be the proverbial straw. I may quit the NHL and stick to watching junior hockey.

    What a joke.

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  106. Ugh... talk about sloppy seconds. Or something like that.

    Better be something bigger in the mix.

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    1. the Maritimer7:26 PM

      Literally.

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  107. Daniel Brière – «Dans le fond de mon cœur, j’ai toujours voulu jouer avec les Canadiens. C’est un grand honneur pour moi.»

    Sure buddy, that's why you went to the PHucktards that first time

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    1. There's that. Never could swallow his dissing the Habs in prior years. He says he is wiser with age. Time will tell. I'll give him leeway based on his skill. FWIW, here in the Gatineau area he is known as a likeable and extremely community focused individual. I hope to see the genuine-ness of wearing the CH.

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  108. Also, too, PHucktards are paying him to be a Hab.

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  109. Comcast blackmailed DGMB

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    1. using the NSA (alledgedly, its a joke, its paranoid explanation for the unexplained. There is no NSA realy its all dark

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  110. Grabitchsky is having fun ripping the seriously overrated randy leaf coach. Fun to see leaf fan suck carlyle's ass.

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  111. Magical Spearing Midget.

    Day one of camp, Eller should skewer him for poking him in the nuts on a faceoff two years ago.

    I say Bergevin is collecting the petit to feed McCarron.

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  112. Uggggghhhhh,I cannot f-ing believe this.Biggest mistake yet...since Groanmez.I am so sure of this I am willing to give hf29 five good minutes with celine dion in a locked closet.Kissy kissy 29!!!Once again uggghhh.I am quickly losing faith in mb.(small caps intentional).No kidneys is so sure this is disastrous that I*ll throw in moeman too.Nothing like a threesome with celine to make rene*s heart all aflutter.

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    1. For the good of the team, I will do it with Celine

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  113. Sorry guys.Soooooo pissed I am lashing out at good guys.How can mb do this to Hab fans?Maybe put mb in a closet with celine dion for five cruel minutes,with danny briere!Serves him right.Bigger my eye.Aaaaarrrrrrrggggg.

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    1. It's ok nkotb, we're like therapy around here. just ask Steve

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