Oct 1, 2013

Here Comes the Game Time! ~ Habs vs. leaf ~ Game Preview and Open Thread

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The strength of twice three thousand Parros'
 Habs seek a single goal;
The 4th line MT2 holds a trending course,
 The hate that swings the leaf assholes;

The stripped numbskulls, slinking through their gloom,
 They glaze and go down again --
The Blue and White await their doom --
 We're CHoosers of the Sainte Flame!

Off-ice where shit and shinola blends
 Brain drained, pj's diarrhoea Depends;
The sullen, shouldering Heels attends
 Hockey Night is a fucking saCHrifice.

A clown, the suited Grapes has no flare --
 No spark or spit or barb, --
Birdbrained and desperate his glare
 Same for his xenophobic game of war.

Nearer the up-flung bannered beams that tell
 24 Cup trouncings of our foes;
Clearer PFK's booming gun that spells
 Their scattered flanks in throes.

Sheer to the trap leaf crowd the play
 Carlyle's sin bin means our game is scarred.
Keep Quiet Ron, and count our laden prey,
 The CHonvoy and her FHF guard!

In goal with Carey and Booty below,
 Where Waite and new pads throng,
Giddy yet hushed we watCH EGG grow
 Anxious for red lights all night long.

In here, and there the danger lies --
 (Stare hard, into BlanCHe's eyes!)
Save where the crazed bald Ryan rises
 The lit leaf shall give no sign.

Therefore -- to Break the Bad rest ye seek,
 Jesse, Jr. and Skyler be clear --
Hark Lydia's ricin's sugary sneak --
 Walt's driven death is here

Look to our own meth man a league away, --
 What Mr. bettman's terror sprays
Fring'd broons jacobs make sure he stays
 FUCK THAT BITCH!
 Sexy Friday continues to amaze!

A shadow of his goal-scoring wave
 Long since a slayer to dread:
But hear the CHattering quick-fire rave
 Brière, all steam, ahead!

Panic that shells the ACC sushi bar --
 RIM'd and wasted with no seats to CHeck --
Elisha Cuthbert is a cute movie star
 Why'd she marry that pylon Shrek?

Now, while cbc's silly joke hangs thick,
 Nowhere their wits they find,
Play in and lance them to the quick --
 Our Gallys and PatCHes hit twine!

Good luck to those that play end to end,
 Good-bye to fucking losers in Hogtown --
For each his CHance as CHance shall send --
 And TFS™ for all! Shut down!

The strength of twice three thousand Parros'
 That serve the one command;
The hand that heaves the Habslong force,
 The fate that backs the FHFans

The puck is dropped our darkness freed,
 The DGMB lines that split their game;
The white-hot skates, the 'wildering speed --
 We're CHoosers of the Sainte Flame!


Poetic justice goes to Kipling.
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200 comments:

  1. ♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ o' da day is broken, here's the bonus track;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0fVfectDo

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  2. Holy Fuck Batmann, Moeman has penned a masterpiece, well done sir!

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  3. As far as the game goes, I expect Gonna mania. I wanna see Jackal cheapshot Vodkov and Blanche school him in the code. Die Leaf, curl up and turn yellow.

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    1. I expect the leaf to sign phyllis to an 8yearX7.95$M just before the game and it'll bust the ke$$eltracker.

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    2. the Maritimer12:36 PM

      You called it moe. You were only off by 50g's a year.

      Lots of blue and white splooge tonight.

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  4. Game on, bitCHes! And it's about damn time! I feel a big game for Tin Man, raking dirty Leafs from the crease. Maybe his mantra for the night should be, "Fill Kessel", and see if we can get any more of those slack-jawed yokels suspended for coming off the bench. (Captain Caveman, anyone?) GYFHG!!

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  5. Oh, and as always, great job, Moeman. Although the I&G Rum Finish? I prefer the original, myself. ;)

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    1. Thx Dark. The I&G is truly great.

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  6. HOCKEY BTCHES. About fucking time.

    Kipling, eh? Nicely done moe. Classy. You know, classy with tits.

    DIE LEAF DIE

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    1. I put the ass in classy.

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  7. Great work Moe! Highlights were the final gif and the pic o the day which looks like a cross between PFK and a "Cosby Kid". Educational too, as god is my witness I did not know that PJ, Brophy and Heels were triplets - and less surprisingly they were the love children of sour Grapes and McLame.

    GYFHG!

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  8. the Maritimer11:56 AM

    Nicely done moe. I like I&G but find it a little pricey. You can get the bigger cans of imported stuff for a little more, and better value.

    DIE LEAF DIE! Fuck off leaf luvin' cbc.

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    1. A 6er for 13$. Not bad.

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    2. the Maritimer5:06 PM

      They charge over $3 per bottle here, maybe the 6 pack is cheaper. I'll check that out.

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  9. Another 8 months of waking up early on Sundays only to have my heart break! Let's get this shit rolling! See you guys in a few hours, after some sleep. No classes tomorrow morn, worked out perfectly. Fingers crossed to find a usable feed.

    GO HABS GO!

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    1. Orangeman, nice to hear from you

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  10. What a way to kick off the season - superb effort as always Moeman!

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  11. I&G never really does it for me and it's a bit pricey compared to some of the real ale you can get over here. Still, a nice drink if that's your thing. Enjoy it! Tonight it's London Pride for me...then on to Stella Artois as I only have 2 bottles of ale to hand but a fridge full of lager.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!

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    1. the Maritimer5:07 PM

      London Pride is my drink of choice lately, the Premium Ale especially. Tasty.

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  12. Chester3:57 PM

    Hey just sayin ... but now that Bee Burka is in Cal Gary guess Squid 's time is up. No truculence.
    Go Habs

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  13. "A topless protest interrupted the daily question period today in Quebec’s national assembly.

    Women began removing their clothes during an exchange in the legislature.

    The protesters chanted a slogan against the presence of the crucifix in the chamber as they disrobed.

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    1. the Maritimer5:11 PM

      I read that. From the photo I saw I would have asked her to please put her clothes back on.

      That charter will never pass. The PQ will be kicked out on their collective derrieres.

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  14. Excellent moe! leaf, ugh. CBC + leaf =*gag* Heh, Alan Hawco on CBC right now, he's a leaf fan, poor thing. His show's pretty good though.

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  15. tsn has deemed phyllis a 'playoff performer'. First game of the season. Almost 10 minutes in, no mention of the game or the Habs.

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    1. Add 5 minutes.

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    2. Lasted 30 seconds and all they did was find faults in TFS' game.

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  16. WE'RE GETTING CLOSE PEOPLE!!!!!

    Eating / drinking thread:

    Currently drinking scotch (Glendronach 12) and I've got some St Ambroises ready to go. Working on some vegetarian fajitas / tostadas / quesedillas . I have no idea what they should be called. Lots of veggies fried up with mexican spices, on a tortilla with salsa, lettuce, toms, etc..

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  17. Replies
    1. Fucking finally! I can comment with my iPad now.

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    2. Blogger and modern technology never mixed

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    3. Such a relief, the hamsters in the laptop are fat, grey and old. Scrolling through all the pics took forfuckingever. Much better now.

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    4. You'd think Google would Old Yeller it.

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  18. Spicy curried chicken and white wine. Frozen lemon pie, later.

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  19. Food for tonight, probably grilled cheese and a glass of Masi. Amaretto straight up as a liquid dessert.

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    1. I have recently discovered that Amaretto in coffee is fucking incredible.

      Grilled cheese is the best!

      GRILLED CHEESE THREAD:

      Do you butter the bread for your grilled cheese? Or just toss butter in the frying pan?

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    2. Butter, both sides. Use good CHeese, like an old CHeddar.

      Amaretto in a morning coffee is a nice wake-up call.

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    3. Both :). Another interesting grilled cheese is to make two pieces of French toast, then put the cheese in between the two slices and flip it back and forth in the pan until it melts.. Then put a dash of freshly ground pepper on top. Nummy, my mom invented that one because she never liked Maple syrup.

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    4. Amaretto and maple syrup warm upped on FrenCH toast or pancakes is killer. Also on ice cream.

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  20. Friedman has funny newly coloured hair.

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  21. The Saint6:33 PM

    Just back from the hockey pool at the pub. Had a nice chicken bacon club & a couple of Propeller Bitters (local micro). Couldn't tell you who I drafted. 11th overall and i don't remember my first pick. I know I got Patches in the 5th round and Gallagher in the 10th though.

    About time. Hope the CBC stream is working tonight.

    GYMFHG!!!

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  22. Weekes starts off weak sucking leaf.

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  23. pjstuck is nothing but negative on the Habs. Whodathunkdat?

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  24. Go you fucking Habs Go

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  25. I LOVE THE INTRO OF THE THERAPY STAFF!!! WOOOOOO!!!!

    (P.S. scotch and beers I'm runk, but that's nothing new)

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  26. Here we go FHFers. Enjoy the season, the posts and the comment threads. Thanks for hanging out in here. GYFHG!

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  27. Emphasis on the CH!!!

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  28. To Brière. Wow.

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    1. Tradition Kate.

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    2. I meant cripes. I know it's tradition but it ain't working.

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  30. Oh sure, put Brière with the flanbeau. No pressure

    Do we have a Brière nickname yet? Did I miss it?

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  31. George Parros - already the greatest mustache in the history of the Habs. And that includes Big Bird!

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  32. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

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  33. PFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  34. TSN predicts Kessel to be #9 in scoring this year. I just hope we get a Kessel cam since he's such a superstar that no one on the all-star team wanted him.

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  35. PFK all business. fuck yeah

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  36. Vodkov!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<-----

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  37. Boo dem leaf Habs fans!

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  38. Nice ending with the coach.

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  39. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  40. Sing-a-long anthem!

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  41. Always nice to hear the national anthem, but nicer to hear it in Montreal.

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  42. PUCK DROP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. No fisticuffs WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. I'd like Kadri to get injured for the rest of the season. Not that I'm advocating violence mind you....

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    1. Maybe he can trip over his big mouth.

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  44. Refs in the bag for the Leaf already

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  45. The Saint7:40 PM

    is that tim fucking peel or chris fucking lee? i only assume so

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  46. Not home yet :( GYFHG!!!

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  47. get that stick in his face! nice job Pleks. TRUCLULENCE

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    1. i got an extra "L" in there, sorry

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  48. I see we can expect the same reffing as last year.

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  49. The Saint7:46 PM

    i think peel actually cut lupul with that inspection. Reminds me of the old Atlantic Grannnnnd Prix wrestling. fuck

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  50. I see we can expect the same goaltending as last year. (yup, went there already)

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  51. The fans called that one, the ref wanted to let it go but then he feared for his life.

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  52. Too funny as hell is shooting his leaf mouth of about faceoffs and the Habs tie it. Sick fuck.

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    1. hell = heel, same diff.

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  53. The Saint7:51 PM

    Eller line will be the official #1 line before long. And suck it Healy. Fuck i hate that man.

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  54. Should the CH ever get a German/Bavarian player, he will be nick'd 'dirndl'.

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  55. cockroach fucks are sucking leaf cock rally hard.

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  56. Ha ha leaf player gives a Hab 'a shot', laugh it up cockroaches.

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    1. Just like the leaf player "didn't put it in". No, Price didn't make two big saves. It's all about the leaf.

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  57. Wow, nice pair of saves.

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    1. i was drunk. what'd i say?

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    2. Something about being drunk.

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    1. Orangeman very important question? Have you seen Snowpiercer? Can you give us a link to a Korean Stream?

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  60. Is heel still laughing about face-offs?

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  61. This broadcast is crap, it keeps freezing. Anyone else?

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    1. The Saint8:00 PM

      Not freezing but showing stuff that doesn't match the voice

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    2. THANK YOU Moey .i thought i was drunk (i am) but for sure the pic is freezing.

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    3. Its stuttering like bob cole.

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  62. The Saint7:59 PM

    I'd say it's official now. Fuck yeah!
    and fuck off it wasn't off side. and if it was, too fucking bad.

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  63. Top scorer in the NHL: Lars Eller

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  64. Patches hasn't come back to the bench :(

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    1. Looked liked his shoulder took it.

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    2. The Saint8:08 PM

      my bad. took him in my pool

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    3. I think it was Colton Orr

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  65. DDD instead of Lego on the PP when he already has two points WTF

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  66. Riemer is getting more rubber than goodyear

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    1. Its a good year if you get a lot of rubber.

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  67. STFU heel, you sick leaf fuck.

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  68. Healy: "Price is not sharp!" Sometimes you have to question if you're watching the same game.

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  69. Nice period for the Habs. No where near what the leaf hacks play by played.

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    1. The Saint8:11 PM

      They are amazingly blinded by their love of the leaf.

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  70. That wasn't a bad first period - missed the opening 10 minutes but so far, so good. Lego rules! Go Habs Go!!

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  71. Great period (from what I saw). Keep it up, boys!

    Didn't get a chance to comment yesterday but re: Breaking Bad - a touCH predictable (my fault for reading too many articles/lurking the forums all week) but still. so. good. A bit sad (Walt & Skylar), a lot of redemption (Lydia/Uncle Jack & Co.) and just the right amount of optimism (Walt's family/Jesse perhaps). Very satisfying and final. Oh and I may or may not have lost consciousness when my dog rolled over the remote and changed the channel right after those laser pointers went up!

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    1. the M60 in the trunk was enough for me

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    2. Two episodes ago was the climax, the last two were the conclusion. I cheered out loud at my BB party when Jesse was strangling Todd. I know I shouldn't egg on murder, but... But now I have the feeling you get when you finish a really good book. WHAT NOW?!

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    3. Vince Gilligan was definitely right when he said Ozymandias was the show's best. And to answer your Q: REWATCH!

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  72. I was only in the middle of the first season of breaking bad. Not gonna bother cos I know the ending.

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    1. No Moey. Watched it all. Some of the best acting and best twist/turns in 'TV' series history.

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    2. Did you watch the Titanic? How about saving private Ryan?

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    3. It's totally worth it. It's not about the ending, it's about how we got there.

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    4. Watch it, Moey, if only for the 5th season alone. I tried not to include any spoilers in my comments. I had heard all about The Sopranos ending in 2007 before I'd ever watched an episode and I was still in shock when I finally got to watch the whole thing.

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  73. Orangeman Snowpiercer (look up to Kid G goal)?

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    1. I don't know what Snowpiercer is. Is it a Korean movie? This weekend is the Busan film festival, the largest in Asia. Yet again I can't go due to a wedding.

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    2. Yes awesome Korean movie not available to big noses

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    3. Oh, ok. Just looked it up. Yeah, I've seen the previews here but haven't seen it.

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  74. PatCHes is back baby!!!

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  75. FUCK, count count three toes

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  76. pornstatCHe wins

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  77. Why the fuck does a Habs offensive opportunity get stopped because of some fucking ref? Get the fuck out of the way.

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  78. I could not see was TFS on his knees?

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  79. I don't understand how every POS calls out PFK, but Kadri gets off scott free. What a little piece of shit.

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  80. Already 5 PPs for the leaf and we're barely halfway through the game. Oh, there's another one. What a joke of a league.

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  81. The Leaves are writing the book on embellishment and diving and the fucken ref calls MARKOV GETTING CROSSCHECKED AT DIVE. Check your Pro Line at the door.

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  82. Really? That's not much of a cross check, but Kadri getting shot on a little touch is legit? As moeman says, sick fucks. The league included. I'm getting reminded why I left for a while.

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  83. Cash this fucker.

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  84. A leaf penalty? I await a Hab penalty in 30 seconds.

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  85. The Saint8:54 PM

    Well credit where it's due. Some of the nhic fucks agree that Vodkov DOES NOT dive, but Kadri might do so...

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  86. Love it, Gkid gets high sticked (no call, of course) and he apparently deserves it for being little. Oh, and he went down looking for a penalty.

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  87. simpson is a fucking joke. Get rid of this hack.

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  88. Fraser better get the extra penalty.

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  89. STFU simpson you leaf loving fuck.

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  90. Jesus fucking christ

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  91. why do they not just put a leaf on the refs sweater

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  92. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/10/game-1-gets-ice-cream-no-diving.html

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