Nov 19, 2013

Go back to Jacques ? ~ Running on MT2 Habs vs. Wild Game Preview and Open Thread

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In the mornin FHFers goes gunnin' 
For the man who stole PFKs boomer 
And lines fire till DDDs on them 
But they still catCH us here at Blogger 
And the mourners are all singin' 
As PatCHes drags with his flat feet 
But Geoff’s hangman isn't hangin' 
And they put zero on the sCHoresheet 

CHorus: 
You go back to Jacques do it again 
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round 
You go back to Jacques do it again 

When you know M’T2s no high climber 
Then you find your only a DGMB friend 
In a room with your MTwo timer 
And you're sure you're near the end 
Then you love a ROYal wild one 
And he brings you only sorrow 
All the time you know he's smilin' 
You'll be on your knees tomorrow 

CHorus:
You go back to Jacques do it again 
Wheel turnin' 'round and 'round 
You go back to Jacques do it again 

Now we swear and kick and hide face 
That Molsons not a DGamblin' man 
Then you find you're back in last place 
With a draft pick in your hand 
Your full house can make you money 
So you hide them when you're able 
In Paree land of Montreal milk and honeys 
You must put $10 on the table
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108 comments:

  1. While I would never be in favour of packing it in and going for the lottery pick, I'm with the M in that if it takes a 7ish game losing streak to can Empty, so be it. This is not a playoff built team anyway.

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  2. Great SF as usual Moeman. I have expanded more boundaries than the Nav system on the latest Range Rover.
    This is a hockey bog and i would need a jockstrap that fitted from behind to make a serious comment. Just cause your wondering no coach ever gave it to me that way, in a physical sense, but I could have been a DDD if i spoke French.
    Anyway just because I am so, so, so so. The Sopranos, something you should all Thinkaboot.

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    1. I meant Game Preview, crack comment from Ontario

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  3. Great parody, moeman.

    I guess MT2.0 spun that wheel he has with the players' names on it to create the lines - again.

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  4. Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  5. I can't believe I missed PFK at the Alexis Nihon Target store yesterday. UGHHHHHHHHHH!!

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  6. Funny stuff, you might just as well laugh as cry.....

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  7. Habs nemesis The Juggler. Quite possibly a distant relative of The Riddler, with quotes such as "And we have Brendan Gallagher with (David) Desharnais, who is competing...", (competing for what, we're not quite sure), and “You’d be surprised how much we talk about offence..." (yes, yes we would), The Juggler is coming to a hockey arena near you to destroy your favourite storied franchise. The question is folks, will DGMB step up to be Habsville's Batman or turn a blind eye and remain blind as a bat towards his 'friend', The Juggler? Tune in two weeks from now, same FHF time, same FHF channel to find out! (and hey, it's the best i can do with MS Paint and my union mandated 15...22 minute break).

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    1. Witty. Juggler, I like that, mind if I use it?

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    2. Absolutely not.

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    3. I mean I absolutely don't mind of course.

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    4. the Maritimer3:59 PM

      Awesome! He's got a scarier smile than the Joker!

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    5. new villian for a new Chocula

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    6. Ha! Well done!

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  8. If Ryan Suter can play 30+ mins 10 games in a row, WHY CAN'T PK?

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    1. The Juggler may be a tad colour blind. Maybe.

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    2. Sadly, I think you're right and he sure seems to want to ruin any chance for him to go to Sochi.

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  9. Chester2:45 PM

    The Juggler that's good.
    I think MT2.0 should be thinking fundamentals, ie, making passes, taking the body, going to the net (not around it) ... you know, that hockey shit, rather than juggling thus implying that it's the players who haven't got their mellow on... is that sentence too long? Spark comes from having a fucking fire lit under you or you getting thrown into one. The only Hab who goes for the net is Gallager and if he keeps that up he will be dead within the year, the only Hab throwing his body around is Geo ... how's that for fucked up. Why isn't RBQ, Patches or Prust driving the fucking net? Why isn't a fucking fire being lit. Why is MT2.0 mixing and matching ? You don't have to have chemistry, just play some fucking hockey!
    Go Habs

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  10. the Maritimer4:14 PM

    I think Max got it right. They play like they are scared to lose. They are constantly back on their heels. Defence first. Pretty soon they will advance no further than the red line, dump the puck in and line up 5 at the blueline and let the opposition come at them. Play for the 0-0 tie and hope to win in a shootout. The only flaw in the plan is the forwards will lose all their goal scoring skills and not know what to do when they are skating in on the goalie. They will dump the puck in and peel back by habit.

    I have one simple question for Marc Bergevin: Would a truly elite team have David Desharnais as a top 6 player?

    eMpTy2.0 sure plays him like it. If DD continues to get more ice time than the other forwards then I know favoritism is the norm.

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    1. On Earth two, DDD already has sixy points

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    2. eMpTy2.0 I like that, mind if I use it?

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    3. Maybe he's giving DDD more icetime just to piss of Coderre.

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    4. I don't see Therrien getting sacked this season and why I keep hearing Guy Boucher's name is a mystery to me. He did such a swell job in Tampa. Personally I would like to see Claude Julien back in Montreal, at least he has a cup.

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    5. the Maritimer7:38 PM

      Help yourself juce, it's just a play on KmaXXX's stuff.

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    6. the Maritimer7:40 PM

      Moey, I'd rather see them recycle Carbo. Jabba would have a bruin stench about him now. Peeyouuuu!!!

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    7. Noooo! He's won nothing. We"ll just spray Julien with Febreze.

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  11. This is real and fucking great: http://video.bobdylan.com/desktop.html

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  12. Didn't BR retire? What a fucking load of spewed séparatiste shit.

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  13. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Let's cash it in, boys!

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  15. Why didn't PatCHes shoot at the net?

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    1. Yup. Don't want to see him burn himself out on fights though.

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    2. Guy plays with heart and soul.

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  17. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  18. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  19. PatCHes! from DDD.

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  20. ... and CHoked by a quick ref call.

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  21. Gonna cash it in this time.

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  22. PatCHes from DDD!

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  23. ... and not CHoked by a ref call.

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    1. Sorry PatCHes!!!! from PFK!!!

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    2. Where are the hats?!

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    3. Juggler says not allowed anymore, too individual an accolade.

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    4. You're right moeman, where the hell were the hats. Bad crowd.

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  25. Minny players might've spent some time at CHez Paree last night.

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  26. Nice - just in time to see goals 3 & 4. Does this mean the Juggler is not just evil, but an evil genius? Who is on with Patches? Should they be christened The Jugglers Jugulars? So many unanswered questions when one tunes in late.

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    1. DDD & KidG. The Juggalos?

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  27. Hopefully see a few hats when PatCHes gets the first star.

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  28. Heh. Hope this is the start of a winning streak.

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    1. They needed you back Kate.

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  29. Damn, I was hoping TFS would get a much deserved shut-out.

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  30. Who's Neidergrinder?

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  31. Wow. Nice. General Markov with precision passing.

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  32. I had no idea Dany Heatley was still in the NHL.

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  33. Wooohooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah Baby!!!!!!!

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    1. Sweet dreams juce.

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    2. merci, moeman, you also.
      'Night everyone.

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  34. Wow...I spent the day at work then straight home to paint a room and completely forgot about the game...and they score 6 fucking goals...Maybe I'm going to forget about them more often...Anyway, well done the Habs! Let's hope one big win against a weaker team doesn't allow everyone to lose sight of the fact that the Habs are still running on eMpTy and against a bigger, badder team, the scoreline might not have looked so nice.

    And on another point, Moeman, I've been with you on the GYFHG blog ride since you rose from the ashes of 4HF stardom and this...

    Now we swear and kick and hide face
    That Molsons not a DGamblin' man
    Then you find you're back in last place
    With a draft pick in your hand
    Your full house can make you money
    So you hide them when you're able
    In Paree land of Montreal milk and honeys
    You must put $10 on the table

    is some of your very best parody work yet. Combined with a gynormous corset and a naked lady shovelling snow, it has been a superb start to my day all round!

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    1. Actually, the Wild are 8th in the West with 30pts but that would make them 1st in the East, 1pt above Boston, so I'd say not too shabby. Montreal 24pts, Washington 25pts and Pittsburgh 26pts. I'm not concerned about the laffs who have 27 it's a full season.

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  35. Did we win?

    [/checks score]

    really?

    I am actually in the heart of the beast - in a hotel in Downtown Toronto. I was enjoying a nice peaceful evening when at about 10 PM I heard hooting and hollering from my window. It was Leaf fans leaving the game after their win. My worst nightmare. My hotel is right next to Wayne Gretzky's restaurant - I was tempted to go in there and ask if they would turn the Habs game on.

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    1. the Maritimer7:22 AM

      Would they even know what RDS is in Toronto?

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  36. GYFHG, line juggling brilliant

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  37. the Maritimer7:29 AM

    I wouldn't get too excited about that victory. Up next is Ovie and the high scoring Caps and I expect Buddha to get thrown to the wolves there, then Sid and his posse the next night. Gonna be a tough weekend, 1 point would be good to salvage at minimum. Anything else is gravy.

    I am glad however that someone finally lit a fire under Max's ass. Gallagher's enthusiasm is obviously contagious. More of that please and thank you.

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  38. All of you who complained about this teams lack of scoring should be feeling very small today

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    1. You are stirring it again aren't you Stevo!!??

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    2. Just having FHF fun

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    3. I wrote at least 4 comments about the lack of scoring

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    4. the Maritimer1:40 PM

      Guilty as charged.

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  39. BTW what a beautiful necklace in the 4th last picture. And I wonder what it would cost to have the last girl "shovel my driveway".
    And I too feel as small as DDD.

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  40. DDD does this in his sleep, pity not on the ice.

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  41. Of course, stuck at a workshop all day couldn't watch any of the game. Like KmaXXX, maybe I should do that more often. TSN and RDS wouldn't update the game via my phone. Kept giving me "gameday" reports. NHL.com showed the score, but wouldn't give any details. Naturally thinking the "6" next to the Habs was a typo, or perhaps their total shots, I had to go to ESPN to finally get more info. But don't worry, the leaf score was front and center on TSN. In fact, half the time I clicked on the Habs I was taken to the leaf boxscore which was fully uploaded. I was half expecting the site to cause my phone to grow android arms and do a lobotomy on me in an effort to make me a leaf fan.

    Tough weekend ahead. GYFHG!

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  42. You guys might enjoy this, the Habs top 5 goals of the season:

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1858164-the-montreal-canadiens-5-best-goals-so-far-in-2013-14

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    1. great goals I could watch them all day, in fact I probably will.
      PFK one timer is magic, so why why why does he not have greenlight to play fourth forward on the rush and take drop passes?????

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  43. R.I.P. 'Mad Dog" Vachon.

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  44. This should get 29's mastubory mitts moving.

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  45. good Carey story
    http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/Goalie+coach+St%C3%A9phane+Waite+writing/9191205/story.html

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  46. Kadri is a good fit for the laffs - classless. I hope they sign him long-term.

    Quote from the National post.

    “I’ve never had an incident like that, where some of my hits have been questioned,” he said. “Normally, I’ll hit guys when they’re vulnerable, but I’ll make sure my arms are down, and my shoulders are down.”

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    1. what a Maroon likely does crack with the Mayor

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    2. Just stating the obvious, if he was a Hab the mediots would be all over him. How he gets a free pass while not even being that talented while PK is scrutinized and mocked in the media is ridiculous.

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  47. Go Preds, Go Blues, Go Sharks!
    and tomorrow GYMFHG!!!

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  48. Maybe we should start to worry about 29, now that Crackman is no longer taking all the crack in Toronto the streets are awash in rocks, 29 is probably tripping over them continualy

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  49. Watching the last few minutes of the leaf game because I enjoy watching them lose. Haven't seen much of them this year because I'm not much of a masochist. But they look terrible. Of course they're trying to goon it up in the last 4 minutes of an out of reach game.

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    1. Oh jesus christ, another fluke goal. Is there any luckier team in this league than the leaf? I said lucky, not handed Stanley Cups (aka the broons).

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    2. Oh fuck, it was that little fuckity fuck Kadri. Now we'll hear about his amazing hockey abilities and Hart Trophy like play because he dump in a floater from the blue line and a Pred deflected it in by accident.

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    3. My god, the Preds missed the empty net TWICE with 2 on 0's. Then Fisher missed it completely all alone in front. No luckier team, I swear.

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    4. Steen almost had it and another went off the crossbar. broons are lucky as well as tainted. Gotta love Tukka's hissy fit at the end.

      leafs suck and nothing will make me happier than when they begin their annual drop.

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  50. Fuck off PJ suck, 'the wild didn't play well' fuck the fuck off you prick. I'm sure he'll bring up PK at first opportunity. Whey do they have that 'token anglo' on at all?

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  51. Oh so it's TFS bashing, ahhhh here he comes on PFK.....fuck off!!!!!

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  52. I can't wait till PFK and TFS raise the CUP and shove it up the mediots asses.

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  53. TorontoSportsNetwork has the audio of an interview by Patches on tsn 690

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=437156

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  54. the Maritimer7:25 AM

    What's the lead story on tsn this morning? leaf lose? Nope, Edmonton wins!

    Can't have any negative image of THEIR team on the web site.

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