Nov 5, 2013

I want to break free from MT ~ Habs vs Blues Game Preview and Open Thread

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Can anybody find MT2 somebody to love 
Ooh, each morning I get up I blog a little 
Can barely stand on my FHFeet 
(MTake a look at yourself) MTake a look in the mirror and cry (OK try) 
Lord what you're doing to me (yeah meh) 
I have spent all my years in believing GYFHG! 
But I just can't get no relief, Geoff! 
Somebody (somebody) ooh somebody (somebody) 
Can anybody find MT somebody to love ? 

Yeah 
PFK works hard (he works hard) every day of his life 
PFK works till he aCHes in his assCHecking bones 
At the end (at the end of the game) 
PFK takes home his hard earned pay all on his own 
PFK gets down (down) on one knee (knees) 
And I start to pray (praise T. Timmins) 
Till the tears run down from my eyes 
Lord somebody (somebody), ooh somebody 
(Please) Can anybody find MT somebody to love ? 

(KidG works hard) 
Everyday (everyday) - He tries and tries and tries and tries and tries and tries
But everybody wants to put him down 
They say Habs fans are going CHrazy 
They say we got a lot of water in our drinks 
Ah, got no CHommon sense 
I got nobody left to believe in 
Yeah yeah yeah yeah 

Oh DGMB 
Ooh somebody - ooh somebody 
Can anybody find MT somebody to love ? 
(Can anybody find MT someone to love) 

Got no FHFeel, team’s got no rhythm 
I just keep losing my ice creamy beat (Team, just keep losing and losing) 
I'm OK, I'm alright (Freddy’s.’s alright - Queen’s alright) 
I ain't gonna FHFace no defeat (yeah yeah) 
I just gotta get out of this mediot hell 
Someday (one day) I'm gonna be fucking free, Boone! 

Find Paddy somebody to love 
Find N31 somebody to love 
Find Chester somebody to love 
Find iRiRi somebody to love
Find mr. G. somebody to love 
Find iRiRi somebody to love 
Find juce (wherever she may be) somebody to love  
Find Steve somebody to love 
Find Oman somebody to love 
Find sope somebody to love 
Find 4HF somebody to love 
Find the M. somebody to love
Find KmaXXX somebody to love
Find Su somebody to love 
Find Moey somebody to love 
Find 29 somebody to love love love 
Find (insert name here if I forgot you) somebody to love 
Find me somebody to love somebody somebody somebody somebody 
Somebody find me 
Somebody find MT2 somebody to love 
Can anybody find MT2 somebody to love ? 
(Find MT2 somebody to love) 
Ooh 
(Find MT2 somebody to love) 
Find MT2 somebody, somebody (find MT2 somebody to love)
somebody, somebody to love 
(Find MT2 somebody to love) 
Find Carey, find gCHuk, find PatCHes, find PleXXXe, find Gio, find Booty 
Ooh - somebody to love 
(Find MT2 somebody to love) 
JarOoh 
(Find MT2 somebody to love) 
Find RBQ, find Vodkov, find Josh somebody to love 
(Find MT2 somebody to love) 
Anybody, anywhere, anybody find MT2 somebody to love love love! 
Wooo somebody find DDD, find me love. 
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79 comments:

  1. Brilliant Moeman.
    GYFHG

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  2. Chester11:21 AM

    Lots of mumbles on the interwebsnet.
    DDDD is in the pressbox for the dance ce soir.
    His Flashyness is a defensive liability and will not be on the Olympic Team or the PK.
    G-Chuck is a center.
    Wow so much info. Is any of it true?
    Go Habs

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  3. the Maritimer11:24 AM

    I can see moi not making the "Finding somebody to love" list....but 29? Oy!

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  4. One of your better parodies Mr. Moeman! Nice Ones once again! Hope someones finds me someone to love soon...else I'm gonna hafta start hurting myself again...

    It's a new week so let's start it with a win an turn it into a streak. The Habs have some Eastern teams coming up and those are the really important games to win if they are going to get involved in this whole "Baseball Wildcard" set up they have created this season. A lot of people have said a lot of things about how good (or not) the Habs are this year - let's see what things look like at the end of November - then I think we'll know what kind of winter it's gonna be.

    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!

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  5. the Maritimer11:37 AM

    DDD a healthy scratch. Martin St. Pierre (who?) in.

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    1. He's got 2 inches in height and 20 pounds on Davy. Still smurf-esque but can't be any worse. I've never been so disappointed in a double D.

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  6. I'm going to try to listen to the game tonight. Wireless can be a bit spotty though. Christ it's hot here, getting sweaty just typing this.

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    1. the Maritimer12:21 PM

      Enjoy! (the heat)

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    2. Moey...Where's "here"?

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    3. Thanks kids! I'm itching for.a win tonight, literally. I have 40 mosquito bites on one hand. Oy.

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    4. Hey KmaXXX, in Turks and Caicos for two weeks.

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  7. with sincere apologies to HF4
    A word from Jaro

    So happy back in Montreal, I take team to old apartment.
    They all ask why it called Chez some part of French.
    Team now all weak knees
    But Jaro strong like bull
    No smurf score in goal to nite
    Carey not such fat whale anymore
    Carey now play more Jaro style
    PFK still big baby
    Skate like Gomez and Grabovski
    Fast and far going nowhere
    Oh I hate new coach
    Me love Ken
    He let me blow nose on his tie

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    1. the Maritimer4:25 PM

      YES! A Jaro parody, great job Steve. Especially the nose blowing part.

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  8. Could we get Christian Eroff for a second and Cube? 4 mill cap hit

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  9. Ratface in serious slump, a Simpsons Ha Ha.

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  10. Not sure if DDD will see any of the game, there is a strict no booster seat policy in the press box. He can still lauch paper airplanes up over the counter.

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  11. the leaf are desperate for a center? On that team would be the first line center, its actually a good fit for both team and player. They could have a Kessel tacker and the DDD finder microscope

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  12. Yep the leaf could have THIS. Except in blue.

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  13. Gonna be late tonight FHFers. Family dinner beckons.

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  14. R.I.P. Charlie Trotter. One of the most creative chefs ever.

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  15. Even though Lego is getting the shaft, I am excited to see what gCHuck can do with Patches backing him up. The Scooby Doo line was getting lots of chances but not cashing them in. Patches should change that equation. Maybe we should call them the XMB line for xman and boys.

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  16. the Maritimer7:15 PM

    The TSN yappers talking about the poor Senators and their shitty start, to which I say....fuck them.

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  17. the Maritimer7:17 PM

    dregger yapping about AG27 playing center for the Habs....it's a wonder he didn't say MB was trying to trade him to the fucking leaf.

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  18. the Maritimer7:25 PM

    I like this quote: "dregger = monotone sound emanating from Toronto."

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  19. Love that song and I loves me a moe parody!

    Could it be, I actually get to watch a Habs game, from the comfort of my couch and uninterrupted?! PinCH me!

    GYFHG!!!

    P.S. Anyone notice the twinkle in Lapierre's eye while Chantal Macabée was interviewing him?

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  20. Rapidly falling out of love with Crankshaft, but you cant have cube and shaft on a pair

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  21. No ice cream tonite Ford is bogarting it

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  22. All sorts of wonky...

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  23. For those who are going to be catching up. TFS keeping us in game. Jaro being Jaro. Blues are cup contenders

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  24. Lego just said to Jaro, you may win this game but when you wake up in the Morning you will still be livng in St Lou

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  25. Carnival makes Jaro look like a tiny minnow/

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  26. Cube breaks up a two on one, and is the guy ever mad

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    1. There's no room for a black man on the Canadian Olympic team. But Jay Boumeester is a lock.

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    2. Let me guess, tsn?

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    3. yep...the Subban discussion 'is a topic for another day'.

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  28. We're winning? Well so far anyway.

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  29. I'm no coaching genius, but maybe not putting that 4th line out with 10 minutes left nursing a one goal game. But what do I know.

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    1. You know - that fourth line that was -3 last game...

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  30. So what's the over/under on when they give up the winning goal? I've only watched the 3rd period, but I will say it's pretty amazing that a team can play 60 minutes without committing any infraction. Is "amazing" the word I want here....I'm not sure.

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  31. Not sure if I've seen them win a faceoff this period.

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  32. Not sure if I've seen them win a faceoff this period.

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  33. That was fucking WEAK, Plecks.

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  34. I would have preferred a PP than a PS.

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  35. Shoulda given the PS to Satan.

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  36. C'mon, boys, we're losing daylight. I mean, how the hell is it 10:25 and this game is still on?!

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  37. Is Eller Danish for OT giveaway machine?

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  38. GChuck, Gally, Bournival is how I'd go.
    So it'll be Pleks, Gionta, Pacioretty

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    1. Weak efforts all around. We need Pierre Degenais.

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  39. Great. Now, I'm tired, cranky AND pissed off. Good night.

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  40. well deserved loser point

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  41. Seriously, did those jokers (including Plecks in regulation) even try to score? Three in a row just shoot it right at Halak. Patches shoots it 10 feet wide. Were they just trying to give Jaro the win? Or are they just that untalented?

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    1. I never expect this team to win a shootout. I expect more though from the likes of gCHuk. He's got Kovalevian talent levels...and I'm talking the good Kovalev.

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  42. Later kidz.

    SPF Moey.

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  43. But hey, a loser point which is much more than I thought they'd muster against STL. Now it's time to finally play the East (aka weaker teams)!

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  44. On a bright note, my curling team scored 5 in the final end to tie the game. We didn't go to a shootout. We just went to drink beer.

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  45. Hey and i see the broons lost in a SO too. All is not lost.

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  46. the Maritimer6:49 AM

    Jaro: Heh heh, I win Carey fet wale, you go Olympics I keek you arse in Russia heh heh heh........

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  47. The new girl next door
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/jaimie-alexander-sheer-dress_n_4218541.html

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  48. After gCHuck failed to score I wold have loved to see Montreal say, we decline.

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  49. N31 makes a good case that Rob Ford is not the only one in the world making crackhead decisions on a regular basis.

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  50. This is a team that can do some damage like the Jaro led Habs. We do not have a Squid, thats the big difference. But the Carnival goal was it a breakdown or a harbinger? If we had a coach that would use PFK wow. If I am DGMB I do nothing, wait for Longfellow and NB008. Maybe a smurf from the farm can score. The overwhelming great feeling I have is based upon the play of TFS. Has he let in a bad goal this year, I do not think so.

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  51. Steve unemployed I am sure can get quite annoying. Like Steve employed was much better. However I have written an opus
    a blueprint for humanity moving forward, because as Rob Ford says we can not move backward. With his honesty I have to say aside from smoking crack, and never having a coherent thought we have much in common. So thank you Rob Ford, the world thanks you for bringing out the best in Steve.
    http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2013/11/when-crackheads-rule.html

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    1. Now if smoking crack was defined by rubber burning it could be a different story. Or in the case of bareback pneumatic s oil getting close to ignition. Van Morrison would tell you smoking crack is what we are having right now talking about Rob Fords Crack. I just want to remind everyone, not all smoking crack is equal. That said, and I think I have said this before I like the procreation apparatus, and have never felt the need to wander.

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    2. Chester8:01 AM

      Procreation Apparatus .....that's funny
      Go Habs

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  52. Chester8:51 AM

    Blob and The Toronto Sports Network are encouraging discussion and comments on The Suban Saga.
    Apparently His Flashyness has become a Saga in CotU.
    The funnies never stop in that place.
    Go Habs

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    1. I have been told Toronto is actively recruiting PFK. They are pulling out all the stops, and Crackman is on the case.

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  53. Chester11:25 AM

    As punishment to CotU I think Crackman should put on some spandex.
    That should fix everything.
    Go Habs

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    1. He could put on spandex over his bulletproof suit, and when he farts it explodes and takes out everyone in a 3 meter radius.

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