Dec 15, 2013

Belated ice cream ~done shovelling, Habs vs. FLA Game Preview and Open Thread


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172 comments:

  1. Snow clearing - done. Juce - ditto.

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  2. At least it wasn't that wet, heavy snow.

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  3. Puck drop is 6:00pm local.

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  4. Updated.

    Off to Ottawa for some work and maybe a Beavertail. See ya'll at game time.

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  5. I would like to see Montreal announce the forced retirement of Parros. This would allow him to quit with dignity instead of potentially much worse outcome. We can bring up Tansukey or Transylvania, nickname the Transporter.

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  6. BGL stays classy and is the single biggest reason I no longer care for the Green Party.

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  7. What this team needs right now is some Big TiTs

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    1. the Maritimer1:31 PM

      That's funny Steve I was wondering last night what the TiTs bros were upper to these days.

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    2. the Maritimer1:33 PM

      *up* stupid tablet.

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    3. For once I agree with steve's Big TiTs obsession! we need him for sure

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  8. #7 looks like she needs some 29 to warm her up

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  9. God I loved watCHing the Patriots lose. I don't hate them, but watching Brady not come through in the clutch for a change was enjoyable

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  10. Just finished doing Christmas cards and Thr Saint was on in the background, Val Kilmer has really nice lips. Ahem. Mmm. Soooo, hockey tonight?

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    1. I don't know if 6 PM counts as "tonight". This starting time confuses me.

      I always found Val Kilmer playing Jim Morrison in The Doors amazingly sexy. nttawwt

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  11. BIZARRO STARTING TIME DINNER THREAD

    Am I supposed to make dinner before 6 PM? I haz a confused. I got a feeling I'm just gonna whip up a sandwich in the 1st intermission.

    In the meantime, drinking Quebec Ungava gin. Outstanding! My "generic" gin days are over

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    1. Onion soup au gratin, warm flatbread with spreadable roasted garlic and Cambanzola cheese. Chocolate mousse raspberry tart for dessert.

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    2. sounds like the best snowstorm dinner ever!

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    3. Yo gotta try the flatbread, spread the garlic on top and then the cheese. To.die.for. And sooooo easy.

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  12. Making shortbread cookies, wanted to soften the butter but nuked it too long, will see if I stick it in the freezer for a few to salvage it.

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  13. The rights to Big TiTS, and ever player we have under 5 nine for Huberdeau

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  14. Had to go in for a bit o' work. Right next door to the uni, Wendy's! Bacon-Jr. Cheese baby.

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  15. Had to laugh at the L.A. and CHI teams saying they played their shittiest games of the year vs. the mighty leaf this week. Even funnier are the brain-dead leaf fan complaining about their team being dissed. Fucking losers.

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  16. R.I.P. Peter O'Toole.

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    1. RIP we used to have more stars than the milky way, nearly all are lost and they dont make them like they used to. For example I am starting to hate Tom Hanks, your no Jimmy Stewart.

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    2. OMG a legend has fallen.
      R.I.P.

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  17. Funny: http://www.acm.uiuc.edu/sigarch/projects/sensornode/

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  18. Just took the shortbreads out of the oven, phew JIT!

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  19. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  20. Budy call! Let's do this! GYFHG!!!!

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  21. No Mexicant, no phat timmy.

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    1. Is Mexicant still in the league?

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    2. yep, on Florida's team.

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  22. quality kill. cmon boys!

    CASH IT

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  23. They'll get the next one, looking better.

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  24. Shut up with the ole already!

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  25. If that was Carey Price in net, he lets the puck in, while bitterly raising his arms in exasperation.

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    1. well maybe yes probably not, but Boody deserve to be a starter the way he has played this year.

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  26. Just listened to Brian Wilde of CTV Montreal, what puke, made me want to puke. Usual CTV talent

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  27. Anyone have a working feed?

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    1. http://atdhe.xxx/hockey/watch-montreal-canadiens-florida-panthers-4k80j

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    2. Thanks Steve, but it "isn't available in my country".

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    3. http://habsonlinetv.blogspot.ca/
      try these

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  28. C'mon, go score on their asses!

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  29. Pushing, no pounding the panic button

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  30. in the words of a long lost commentor...

    FEAR THE COLLAPSE PEOPLE

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  31. the Maritimer7:17 PM

    To quote the great Casey Stengel, can't anybody here play this game?

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  32. Shots are 19-8, Habs have none in the 2nd.

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  33. Positive vibes.......oooohm

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  34. Ok, finally found a feed so I can see this patheticness in real time.

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  35. Hey Habs, this is Florida, pick it up.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  36. I'm glad the guys are nice enough to pass every single time, but how about they try something new and, you know, SHOOT IT!

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  37. the Maritimer7:25 PM

    I think the boys are looking ahead to the holidays. Their minds obviously are not on hockey. Nobody could play this shitty on
    purpose.

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  38. I don't care if they played till 4am last night. It's not like they've been playing well and they're tired. That excuse was used against LA. This is pathetic.

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  39. I can't get a feed for some reason so I am relying on you guys for the news on the game...sounds pretty fucking ugly so far...what is the score svp?

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    1. Try this one:
      http://www.atdhe.cc/hockey/stream-27b77c-montreal-canadiens-florida-panthers

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    2. the Maritimer7:30 PM

      2-0 Florida. You aren't missing a thing.

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  40. They have 10 SOG. At home. Against the Panthers. I put more effort in cleaning my toilet last night.

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  41. Just realized I was behind, I paused to answer the phone.

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  42. No excuse for looking tired - they were only on New York last night so no jet lag...and they didn't exactly bust a gut last night either...so what the fucking hell is going with these guys...?

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  43. I know he scored the game winner last night, but that was mostly DDD. Patches needs to sit to learn a lesson. I see pretty much zero effort from him every shift. It's so obvious, even casually watching while doing work I notice it.

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    1. he is hurt got a bumb leg

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  44. Speaking of wastes of space, Gio misses the net with a clear shot by about 10 feet. Again.

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  45. All these guys blasting shots over the net really pisses me off. They are getting paid millions - they should be hitting the net every time - it has always pissed me off -

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    1. fucking right, I never miss on a comment, and I work for free

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  46. my plan is super tank next year, trade Price, Goreges, all the midgets before this years deadline. Get Conner McDavid with Fuckme in net, plan the parade, why am I not a GM?

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  47. Fox sports blowing the Panthers harder a F5 tornado

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  48. Let's go boys.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  49. They'll get this one.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  50. Now go take the game back!!

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  51. the Maritimer8:02 PM

    GCHUK!!!!!!!!!!!

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  52. Loved Skrudland as a Hab.

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    1. the Maritimer8:17 PM

      Ditto

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    2. integral part of the 93 Cup win

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  53. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  54. They said the last 3 goals scored in regulation were by gCHuk.

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  55. the Maritimer8:21 PM

    Man, I'm getting tired of chokula hockey.

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  56. Now they tie it.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  57. the Maritimer8:26 PM

    Seriously we don't have a better center than DD?

    Fuck me.

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    1. gCHuk is better. Way.

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    2. Some day in the future gCHuk will be back at centre where he belongs. patience...

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    3. get out of my head moe!

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    4. Its pretty in there. Lots of Olivia Wilde.

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  58. About 3.5min left, still time. I want the 2 points.

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  59. Gifted a 5on3 late in the 3rd down by one at home. Nothing. These are your Montreal Canadiens, ladies and gentlemen. I didn't really get to see it, but let me guess: Gio and Patches were part of that.

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  60. the Maritimer8:31 PM

    I wonder what the more talented players think when MT continually gives Desharnais more minutes on the PP?

    I hope they all quit on him.

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    1. I think you've brought up a good point and why some of the players do seem to quit sometimes. What's the point of playing hard if DD is going to get your ice time regardless. Besides millions of dollars in salary and self-respect, anyway.

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  61. Pull Booty and attack, attack, attack.

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  62. oh wait, still hope!

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  63. No goal, kicked in.

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  64. I think these guys just need to spend a whole practice day learning to raise the puck. Just shoot, raise it. Either it's 10 feet over the net or it's along the ice, it seems.

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  65. 30 seconds of craziness, 59 minutes of laziness.

    Too many long, weakish shots and not enough messiness in the opponent's crease.

    Fuckity fuck is next up.

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  66. the Maritimer8:38 PM

    Thanks MT, you're a genius.

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  67. 2 goals in the last 12 regulation periods. Better just give DD more ice time, right Half MT?

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  68. 18 shots. At home. Against the Panthers. I say send about 5 of these freeloaders to the pressbox next game and call up some guys. Send a message.

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  69. gCHuck, Lego and PFK, everyone else is tradebait

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  70. Patches 22:12 TOI
    DD 20:28 TOI

    Top forwards. 4 SOG between them. Yep.

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  71. Florida is going to have a hella va forward with Bjstad, Huberdeau and Barkov

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  72. Well, I guess I'll go find something to eat now.
    Ciao, FHFers and thanks to moeman and 29.

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  73. Bonus Homeland season final is up and streaming

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    1. was leaked for download yesterday. I've watched it already. no spoilers from me tho!

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    2. My mind was blown, I will not be able to travel inter dimensionaly for at least a couple of days.

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  74. the Maritimer8:54 PM

    As soon as I saw DD taking the draw on that 5 on 3 I knew they were doomed. You leave your most talented players on the bench, you deserve to lose. If I was Gallant I would have told MT to fuck off. Myself, I'll be happy when DD and MT are gone. Until then I'll have to endure the madness.

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    1. Maybe I watch too much Homeland, but it could be DDD ice time is a decoy, a siren calling out to Garth Snow.

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    2. the Maritimer9:06 AM

      For who? Tavares?

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  75. http://www.cbssports.com/nhl/eye-on-hockey/24377003/video-milan-lucic-involved-in-altercation-outside-vancouver-bar

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  76. So I went to bed after the second period...didn't have a good feeling and unfortunately I was proved right. Reading the headlines this morning I come across this little gem from eMpTy2...Some boos rained down on the Canadiens during their 2-1 loss to the Florida Panthers at the Bell Centre, but coach Michel Therrien cut his team some slack afterward. “We played 11 games in less than three weeks,” Therrien said.

    So WTF happend to "No Excuses"...? That sounds like an excuse to me. They play hockey for a living - they can't be tired during the games. If they are, then maybe someone should be running fewer practices during stretches where they play a dozen games in 15 nights (or whatever the mix currently is) When Motorhead did "No Sleep 'till Hammersmith", that's what happened. They didn't stop off halfway through a run of concerts to catch some Z's. No Excuses mutherfuckers! Enough of this weak ass shit. Get back to playing they way you were 2 weeks ago.

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    1. They surely aren't practicing passing plays or how to get into the opponent's zone.

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    2. or how to get a shot off, jeez they passed or where checked a hundred times

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  77. the Maritimer8:29 AM

    I don't expect them to win every game. No doubt they were out of gas yesterday but eMpTy2.0 needs to look in a mirror. He fucked up. Anybody notice who has scored the only goals in regulation the last 3 games? Anybody notice who still had some jump in his soon to be 20 year old legs? Anybody notice who doesn't get knocked on his ass every shift? Hellloooo.....MT, that would be AG27, your most skilled, talented but perhaps not the most experienced player on your weak ass midget filled roster. With a 5 on 3 you can't take a chance on the kid who just scored a few minutes ago. Then, to top it off, you nail your 4th line to the bench the whole third period and run your other troops into the ice. Yeah, that sure was some top notch strategy, MT. WTF is Desharnais your love child or something? You didn't give your team a chance to win. This loss is on you.

    Even snakebit Lego was a better option than DD and his bum buddy at the end with the goalie pulled.

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    1. If the coaching staff knew the team was gassed, why not call up a few fresher bodies from Hamilton?

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    2. Have to agree about MT. Never liked his hiring and even less so with his treatment of PK.. Someone here referred to him as the 'juggler' and that is very fitting. Why change lines that are working just to give DDD a jump? It goes back a couple of years where Lego was held back to afford DDD every opportunity. When the Eller line consisted of Gallagher and Galchenyk all 3 were productive and scoring. Put them back together and if DDD fails, so be it.

      @KaXXX No Excuses are practiced by Therrien only when it suits him. It is convenient now to say the guys are tired, they're only human etc. and he previously mention injuries. He uses the excuses to deflect from his own deficiences.

      GHG!

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    3. the Maritimer9:05 AM

      @moe, not that easy, cap and waiver issues discourage bouncing back and forth plus, probably travel logistics as well. Nope, MT made bad personnel decisions yesterday.

      Hey look!! The little fuckity fuck is in town tomorrow! That should be worth a game preview headline.

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    4. I move we rename DDD lovechild

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  78. iOS users, 12 days of Xmas app gets you some free Lorde today.

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id777716569?mt=8

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  79. Juce is right!

    The Maniacal JUGGLER is back to fuck up a hockey team near you!

    But WAIT! Is that Professor BurgerVan to the rescue!? We need him to save our CHity!

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  80. Lovechilds father is saying we should tank right now, cause we are going nowhere in the playoffs, if a run of games against teams with no name tires us out, forget the playoffs.

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    1. Imagine how great we would be if there where no excuses, just like North Korea. Fuck you uncle I no excuses.

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  81. My grandfather who was a die hard leaf fan but otherwise a wise man would have said about this team, if they dont want to play hockey they should be out shoveling snow.

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  82. Fire the coach bring in crazy eyes. oops wrong one I meant Boucher

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    1. when he becomes coach thats his nickname Crazy Eyes

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  83. I am an a extremely strong advocate, like a lawyer who can bench press 300lbs, of Pure Laine players playing for les Habitats.
    Vampire Dan and Lovechild are making a mockery of Elan. If they remade Beau Jest with these two, they would have self circumcised and joined the Berbers during the climax. Like a good Cheese we should say, no Pure Wool will be pulled to play on the PP or PK unless they really make the grade. You ever go to the Casino, the manufactured excitement the chance of winning, well that what hockey has become, its roulette and we are the suckers playing the game. Still we are more genuine than baseball. However when I look at Big James and Miami I gotta give him and his posse some dues, they collectively said we can live with half a billion instead of a billion just to win, now that integrity. So I am calling out all you little and big French fucks who can play the game. Be nasty, fight in bars, do some meth ice cream, get your picture taken with hookers make yourself untouchable off the ice and never touch the puck on the ice. We need a a Dirty Dozen Donies comming off their entry contract that nobody wants. Bu nudge nudge wink wink they will all be playing soon in the worlds greatest rink. We bring back Big TiTs to clean them up to a certain degree. Then we play fire on meth cream ice.

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    1. It's all buttman's fault with too-many-teams-cap-parity where the richest teams support teams who have no business existing who in turn are forced to milk the fans with high ticket and beer prices.

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  84. Nihilism like the guy in Star Wars said its a trap. Who is setting it and will they be caught before its too late?

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  85. Yeah I beat 29's record of consecutive posts

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  86. Everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-3kFjFbSSE

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  87. Well, it's official, Parros has a concussion. All the best to you George, health and family above hockey.

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    1. Career decision time. What's it worth to take that kind of beating? Get well StaCHe.

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  88. From tsn:
    "I have no reason left to try and defend my city, and the people of my city," Lucic told reporters in Boston on Monday. "Other than being at Rogers Arena, no one will ever see me in downtown Vancouver ever again."

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    1. the Maritimer4:08 PM

      Aw, poor Lucy. Did somebody pick on you? Poor baby.

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    2. Pretzel should've stayed in his room and kissed the rat's champian ring.

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    3. Too funny.
      I posted the video link above if anybody missed it.

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    4. What's the over under on this being either completely fabricated, greatly exaggerated or his fault for starting it? Bruins have such a martyr complex.

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  89. Pretzel should have said please beat me for being a Broon

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  90. Thornton is going to appeal his 15 game suspension.

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    1. I've said it before, when you are consistently given all the breaks, it comes as a shock when you actually have to deal with the same consequences as everyone else. I'm pretty sure the league waited so long to hand out the suspension in hopes it would die down and they could get away with 5 games. Thorton has just proved how "sorry" he really is, and this is only going to draw more attention to it. I'm sure Bettman wants to lessen it for his buddy Jacobs, but is in a tough spot now. Not that the league has ever been too concerned about showing their corruption and favouritism.

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  91. I'm just kind of amazed at how quiet the interwebs are regarding the Lucic incident. Replace Lucic with PK. Now, just imagine the scorn and outrage there would be from the mediot outlets!!! Yeah, makes me a little sick actually.

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    1. And how come nothing is said about Neil punching Conacher in the face then they slash each other? whilst PFK is poison in the room.

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    2. Imagine, just John Lennon imagine, it was PK who taunted the Vancouver crowd like ratface did. Holy shitballs. Yet I've read nothing about it online, only know about it by watching it live. PK doesn't skate over and bow down to every white guy on his bench before apologizing to the other bench when he scores and it's "disrespect", "locker room poison", "not fit to wear the Maple Leaf".

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    3. The whole fucking leaf team is not fit to have it on those gawd-awful jersey they wear.

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  92. HA Pens score!!!

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    1. ....in just 39 seconds.

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  93. Just got in and found the laffs lose (no surprise). Serves the arrogant fan fucks right thinking they were the best in the NHL because they beat best in the NHL.

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  94. Love to start the day hearing how the leaf lost again! Also it's my mom's birthday today. She has been a Habs fan since...well it's not polite to mention her age...let's just say that she's been a Habs fan longer than any of us have. She lives in Oshawa now but just laughs at/ignores all the ignorance of the people around her neighbourhood...except for her neighbour John...another huge Habs fan from way back...Happy birthday Mom! Did I mention that she brought me over a Habs flag for the window of my car. Next time all the crazy English are flying footie flags from their car windows, I shall fly the Habs flag proudly!!

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    1. let your freak flag fly

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    2. the Maritimer7:08 AM

      Almost cut my hair
      Happened just the other day.....

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    3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=4mCKLt7A6sA

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  95. Breaking News, experts have identified the Montreal Canadians need a big scoring winner if they want to advance in the current years playoffs. Booby Ryan, Waynee Simmions and Evander Kane are all potential wants. Its seems Montreal is all tired needs and wants.

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