Dec 5, 2013

HF29 Pops in fo---DIE BROONS DIE!!!!1!!!!1!!1!!!



Greetings 4HF'ers! 'Tis I, your former humble fearless leader HFsomethingorother subbing in for moeman who's in a big meeting or something. I have no idea how to do this anymore, so let's just get to it! Bruins, fuck yeah!!!!!! It's about fucking time.

Waiting in line details - 7:30 PM at the Bell. On the usual (for now) outlets. Habs coming off the whacky SO win over the Devils in NJ last night. Bs coming off four glorious days of rest and masturbation the schedule makers gifted them. Both teams are hot overall. Habs 7-0-1 over their last 8. I find that hard to believe, yet here we are. Bs 7-2-1 in their last 10. First place in the division is on the line. No, really. Though even if the Habs win the Bs will have 800 games in hand as usual. And they'll all be at home after a week's rest.

On the other side of the of the border - grab your Nexus card and go over and say hi to our old friend Cornelius.

Hot! Hot! Hot! - D!D!D! 9 points in his last 8 games to shut up Mayor Coderre. Had the regulation tie-er and SO winner last night. Holy moly. I don't give a fuck who's hot for the Bs.

Cold like a Boston girlfriend - uh, nobody maybe? Habs are good! I don't give a fuck who's cold for the Bs.

Not dancing due to too many vodka Red Bulls - RBQ suffering from an upper body something or other. I don't give a fuck who's injured for the Bs.

During-game adult entertainment establishment - I think I've mentioned this before, but every year around Xmas my buddies from my old law firm and I head over to SuperSexe. Tonight is that night. I hope they have a TV.

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183 comments:

  1. Fuck da broon. As I mentioned a few days ago, they've only played 5 games against the West, all at home. The Habs? 13. Even though Bettman and his pal Jacobs have made sure they have it easy when they do play them, they will collapse when they have to catch up in games (just like last year). It'll be tough, but they can't goon it up like they used to with Murray and Parros in the lineup. It'll be an actual hockey game.

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  2. Hsbs will be tired for sure but this is the broons and I'm sure they'll be pumped for it.
    GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!

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  3. I hate to keep bringing up the leaf, but I caught the last 10 mins of their game against the Sharks with the SJ feed. They were mocking the Toronto score keepers when it came to hits. Apparently the leaf outhit the Sharks something like 50-8. At one point, there was a faceoff that resulted in a quick shot on goal and the leaf got 5 more hits somehow. They just laughed, how is that even possible in 2 seconds. We shit talk southern broadcasters, but the Sharks guys know their hockey, and more importantly, they know their bullshit. Kudos to them.

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  4. Holy shit, just watched the TSN highlights of the game last night. Yes, terrible give away by PK, can't avoid that. But is any other player portrayed as negatively as this guy? Is the KKK a sponsor of theirs? Yes, I went there.

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    1. I've seen them 3 times now. And in moe's absence let me be the one to say: sick fucks.

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    2. Markov had a give away in his zone but no one is mentioning that. It's PFK. These guys are the best D-pairing in the league and I wouldn't trade either of them for love nor money!

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    3. Kerry Fraser tweeted 'sneaky little slew-foot by trip by PK on Elias to set up tying goal wit 36.6 sec left. Got away with trip/interference" Boy think he's an ora?

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  5. Habs motto. No Excuses. 5th game in 7 nights, while the broons have been off for about 3 1/2 years. No excuses. The Habs have a chance to rest (for a change) over the holidays. Til then, keep the foot on the gas, full throttle, full steam ahead, fuck the broon, fuck the leaf, fuck the cockroaches, fuck the mediots, fuck the racists, fuck 'em all. Just GOYOUMUTHAFUCKINGHABSGO!!!

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  6. Go Habs! Go Dallas!

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  7. hmmm Julie's part of Team Canada, maybe that's the reason PFK isn't a lock, he's a Hab hater! (we all knew that)

    http://www.csnne.com/blog/bruins-talk/julien-canadiens-i-dont-them

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  8. Excellent stand in 29 - Behave yourself...or take some pics to share with us all!

    Fuck da bruin and leaf.

    As for PFK at the Olympics - I said it before - don's send him- give him break - rest TFS as well. Keep 'em sharp for the run to the playoffs - that's what really matters. The Olympics is going to be a corrupt fucking circle jerk - As evidence I give you this one fact...TIMFUCKINGPEEL is apparently an Olympic ref.

    The Habs don't need the Olympics. Eye on the prize muthers!! And it ain't in Sochi!

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    1. It certainly won't be the end of the world but what just burns me is the injustice and hate towards PFK.

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  9. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1876445-is-the-boston-bruins-montreal-canadiens-rivalry-as-compelling-as-it-used-to-be?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=montreal-canadiens

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  10. It cant be put better Die Bruins and fail leaf

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  11. Cold like Father Nelson, we all know what a half nelson looks like, and a full nelson, well a Father Nelson is like a full nelson but add in the pelvic thrust.

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    1. LOL! That's good! - According to my dearly departed father (going on 13 years now, wow!) I'm a 'lapsed Catholic'. But I was never an alter boy!

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    2. Its a line from Jon Voight in the Levi Schieber series of which I can not remember the name, Ray Donavan.

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  12. SUPERSEXily done 29! Merci and have fun tonight, I should be here for game time.

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    1. Also, for N31: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVS4ssS8-vA

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  13. Get well Gino Odjick.

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    1. He is really not well at all, I saw him on l'/AC he seems to have trouble to get a thought out (I do that sometimes, more than I like) but he sure spoke his mind and put Francois in his place.

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    2. Amen, the dark side of the biz

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  14. Do you sometimes miss blogging 29? Nice pic of kitty with jersey,

    Finally the fucktard Bruins, beat the snot out of them boys!

    GYFHG!!'!!!

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    1. On occasion I miss it. I'm happy to top have this place to do it every now and then. But regular hockey blogging every day I really don't. You?

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    2. Not really, I do get the occasional urge but I just it pass :)

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    3. I am more concerned with the reptile invasion from the Orion Constellation.

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    4. Just LET it pass. Grrrrr.

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  15. Thx for your kind words kidz! Heading out soon for the drinking of cheap alcohol before SuperSexe $10 beers. Be excellent to each other, and DIE BROONS DIE and GYFHG!!!!!!

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    1. $10 Crikey! Who do they think they are? Molson?
      Have FHFun!

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    2. Jesus for ten bucks a beer the waitress better be naked

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  16. R.I.P. Nelson Mandela.

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    1. RIP, cry the beloved country

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  17. Ah, just like old times, 29!

    I should be back in time for the 3rd.

    FUCK DA BRUINS & GYFHG!!!

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  18. A new guy?
    http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=694196

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  19. From TSN:
    "The Bruins are getting set for another chapter tonight against their hated rivals and are bracing for a heavyweight tilt with the beefed up Canadiens."

    Aren't you supposed to be Canadian? Why don't you right that from the Canadian team perspective, then? You didn't write it from the Stars' perspective with the leaf. They just can't hide their hate.

    GYFHG!

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    1. TorontoSucksleafsNutbags.

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    2. They aren't Canadian, they're torontonian.

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  20. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  21. Old sCHool thread for an Old sCHool rivalry.

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  22. Back from my last ever Christmas conert just in time for puck drop. Woohoo! Daughter plays the sax and violin. Very proud of her! Does not get her musical talent from me. The three femmes in my life yell at me to stop even if I try humming along to a song.

    GHG!

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    1. Nice, love the sax. Wish Id've learned it.

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  23. Oh dear, where's Charles?

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  24. I'm going to watch the NESN feed for a laugh. What could go wrong?

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    1. Perfect feed
      http://atdhe.xxx/hockey/watch-montreal-canadiens-boston-bruins-4icaa

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  25. Fuck TIM PEEL!!!

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    1. we get Tim Peel for the Broon, fuck you bUTTMAN

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  26. KidG Checking the shaved ape. Awesome.

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  27. Off side my ass.

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  28. Bittman call, bullshit

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  29. Yeah, keep showing cam neely, one of the most overrated ever.

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  30. Sorry, fuck Jonny Boywants to make me chuck

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  31. Wow, that didn't seem to be such a bad hit.

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  32. Live by the sword die by the sword motherfuckers

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  33. WTF? It didn't seem that bad, but we know buttman is not going to like it.

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    1. Oh yeah, Patches will get at least ten

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    2. 10 games for knocking out a broon.

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  34. What is julie and his staff smiling about? Can't be that bad if they're amused.

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    1. Buttman just told them Patches gets ten games,

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  35. I have seen it three times, thats not a penalty

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    1. According to Jack Edwards, it's a definite hit from behind. Fortunate only to be 2 for boarding. The league will definitely be looking at this one.

      I can't wait for Shanaban's explanation if there is even one game given for a hit to the armpit.

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    2. shanahan has pre-made scripts. He needs acting lessons to make them sound more believable.

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    3. Of course they will, it's the broons.

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  36. So I suppose the ape goes head hunting now?

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    1. Something will happen.

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    2. We all no the shaved will go ape or maybe not with Parros.

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  37. broons are embellishing their angst.

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  38. Next, get a strecher ready for the Shaved Ape, Ratface and Pretzel Luke

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  39. Shoot the injured bear, he's not worth saving

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  40. send him back to Boston for Romneycare

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  41. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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    1. I'm a heartless bitch sometimes.

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  42. All seriousness, hope the young man is ok. I think he hit his chin on the dasher on his way down.

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    1. He seemed to have trouble breathing, but he did tell his team to go score a goal.

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    2. He'll be fine and the broon org will find a way to make him hero.

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  43. fuck, shoot it in, they're standing up at the blueline

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  44. Looked like a lacrosse game for a minute there.

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  45. The boys look tired.

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  46. whats with all the offsides?

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  47. Need more shots. Lots more.

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  48. How fast did the chara on PatCHes hit make the news? Not this fast; http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/bruins-boychuk-injured-after-hit-from-behind-by-habs-pacioretty/article15799027/

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    1. http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=438304

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    2. http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/bruins-johnny-boychuk-leaves-game-on-stretcher-1.2452915

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    3. The replay on RDS shows it as a shoulder to shoulder, not in the numbers, johnny boy turned.

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    4. The Chara hit on Pacioretty wasn't news, it was a hockey play. Remember?

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  49. Murray almost got one, I love to see Parros bank one.

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  50. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  51. Nice Carnaval. Go cash it, cash it!!!

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  52. Cash it in! (and don't give the money to jacobs)

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  53. fucking leaf being outshot nearly 2-1 again and leading on a goal by the jackal

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  54. Habs are sluggish and lacking cohesion, just like the scheduler planned.
    Pick it boys, you CAN do this.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  55. Now Parros got a shot, I tell ya one of them will score. Go Murray, Go Parros.
    Hope Carnaval is ok.

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  56. PleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  57. What a shot from that angle!!!! Wow!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  58. I'll never understand the late hits never being penalized.

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  59. I am watching NESN the Broons feed. The color team is blowing more Broons than Gay Yogi in five seasons at Jellystone Park.

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  60. Do your fucking jobs refs!!!!!!!!!

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  61. Prusty, let Parros inflict justice, take a rest.

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  62. Lost my feed just as the puck entered the net. I don't think I can live this way. Bell and Eastlink (the local provider) have both been begging for my service. I might just see which are willing to go the farthest to please me.

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    1. Play them off each other.

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  63. Peel is looking strait fucking at them while hamilton hits Prust in the numbers, now I know why Prust did what he did.

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    1. *straight* No boarding call though.

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  64. Ok GO FUCKING CASH IT

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  65. C'mon Cole score again on the laffs.

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  66. Diaz................& Patches!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. Great period! Keep it up for one more boys.

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    1. 17-7 SOGs in that period. Getting their tired legs going. broon are overrated.

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  68. Go Dallas Go.
    It was tied then laffs got a ppg.

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    1. SOGs are 39-21. Weird.

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  69. Wow, great 2nd period assessment by the Boston guys. Seriously. I mean it focused on how the Bruins were playing terrible opposed to the Habs playing well, but it's the same result. And they say (to which I agree because I said it myself to myself) that the Eller open ice hit started the Habs turnaround. Hang on boys!

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    1. Lego leads the team in hits - till (Y)emelin gets his mojo back.

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    2. Beaner goofs are right, broons only allowed 2 goals on 17 shots, to their 0 on 7 weak shots. Fat Julie will send out his goon directives soon.

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  70. 2-2 DAL ties it.

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  71. Dallas ties it.

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  72. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  73. Gotta love CHarger!

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  74. Boychuk's family tweeted he is doing well, per RDS.

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  75. Give it another 5 minutes for the goonery to start.

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  76. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  77. Wonder if 29 has the added luxury of a TV.

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  78. leaf won. Big parade coming.

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  79. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  80. Non-call for the crosscheck on gKid

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  81. Faint smell of a cheap peel penalty in the air.

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    1. That idiot will cost Canada Gold for sure, how the fuck did he ever get selected?

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  82. HTFOB!!! (hang the fuck on boys)

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  83. Hang onto something 29!

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  84. Love the how Murray just flips the brroon to the ice.

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  85. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  86. Let's go boys!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  87. Non-call gKid's stick in Hamilton's hand FFS!

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  88. What time is it, time to hang on boys

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  89. Keep fighting boys!

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  90. Call a timeout MT

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  91. broons called a TO

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  92. 38.4 secs
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  93. 21.8sec
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  94. DIE broon DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  95. woooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Took the divisin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  96. Good triumphs over eviel

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  97. First. Suck it broon.

    Shouldn't be long now before this is the main story on the sports sites...

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    1. Wow, tsn has it up, still.

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    2. HA, "Bear Tamers" good one, must be a temp who's a Habs fan.

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  98. And the crowd chant's CA-REY, CA-REY, CA-REY for the 1st star
    2nd PleXXXE
    3rd PatCHes

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  99. Poor broons didn't get enough rest.

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  100. 17 of 18 points! Good stuff! Kudos to PFK end of period saving precious seconds behind our net!

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  101. Let's hope shitahan doesn't suspend PatCHes because he really does not deserve it.

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  102. And a perfect FHF ending for the evening would be iRiRi to ace her game too!!!

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    1. Woohoo!! 17/18 = sweet.

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  103. 3 games in 4 nights and they still pulled it off.

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  104. If I am emotionally exhausted, I cannot imagine how the team does it.

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  105. Moe is right, Bruins are overrated. I have never once thought in th past six years that they were better than us. Yes they won the cup in 2011 but only after taking out our top scorer and we still took them to overtime in game seven.

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  106. Agree with above. Rask is a great goalie. Bergeron is probably the best 2 way player in the league. Chara's a giant shaved ape. I'd take a Lucic on my team any day. Then what does that team have? Nada. A great Doug Jarvis defensive (read boring) style of play generally. They are waaaay over rated. They've had one of if not the easiest schedule to date. Yet I can't wait til January, (when I'm very likely to be able to watch them on my giant friggin' TV instead of a choppy stream). I'll take a game against the broon rather than the leaf any day.

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    1. Hear, hear! or is it here, here!

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    2. They also admitted after they won said cup that the first round against les boys was the toughest.

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  107. "The Bruins announced Boychuk was taken to Montreal General Hospital for observation, able to move his extremities before he left."

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    1. Irony there is PatCHes' fundraising to provide machinery for that same hospital after he was maimed by the shaved ape!

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  108. TFS!
    GP W L OT GA SA SV SV% GAA SO PIM MIN
    23 13 8 2 45 727 682 .938 1.95 1 2 1,383

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  109. You go, Rabbi!
    http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/rabbi-s-political-statement-proves-a-fashion-hit-1.1576936

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  110. Chester7:58 AM

    Beaner Down!
    19 to go.
    Go Habs

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