Dec 19, 2013

Keef me happy ~ Habs vs. St. Loo ~ Game Preview and Open Thread

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Well I never post a thread past sunset
It always burned a hole in my Pants!
Boy I made my sCHoolmarm happy
She never blew a second CHance, oh no

I need a goal to keep me happy
I need a save to keep me happy
PatcHes, baby keep me happy
TFS, baby keep me happy

Always took comments from strangers
Didn't wanna get me no hate
Never want to be like Booner
Working for io blog every night and day

I need a CHeck to keep me happy
I need a sausage, PleXXXE won't you keep me happy?
PFK, won't you keep me happy
gCHuk, please keep me happy

I need a PP to keep me happy
I need a PK to keep me happy
Georges, baby keep me happy

Get off your ass Bière-y

Always get a buzz out of cocktails
When I got some Negroni at home
Always got a lift out of Jaro2’s tales
When will BlanCHe ever need a comb

I need a 2 points to keep me happy
I need a win to keep me happy
LEGO, baby keep me happy
(Y), baby keep me happy, Cube-y

Happy, Crank, won't you keep me happy?
KidG, won't you keep me happy?
DDD, won't you keep me happy?
Vodkov, won't you keep me happy?
Booty, won't you keep me happy?

Oh Gio keep me happy
Carnaval just keep me happy
Oh Diazling don't you feel happy?
Keep me happy
C'mon now MOEmaN keep me happy

Keep on scoring, keep me happy
Keep on winning, keep me happy
C'mon MT2 keep me happy
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201 comments:

  1. Hilarious, moeman, I'm in stitCHes.
    Last game they got 'puck luck' or is it 'stick luck'? Like that save Halak didn't actually have when the shaft of his stick caught the puck.
    GYMFHG!

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    1. I knew you'd like it!

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  2. the Maritimer9:08 AM

    OK, there is something wrong with that picture in the Habs dressing room. DD is not nearly as tall as Patches. Trick photography?

    Rock on Keith! A little T&A is always a good thing.

    Excellent parody moe. I'm going to put some Stones on and go clean the bathroom.

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    1. I think its Jessica Alba, and if thats the one, if you have not watched into the Blue, prepare to get happy.

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  3. the Maritimer9:12 AM

    BTW, who is that in pic #5?

    To quote Neil Young: "Hello woman of my dreams..." From Cowgirl in the Sand....Everybody Knows This Is Nowhere.

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  4. Excellent parody Moeman - A little Stones on a Thursday never hurt anyone! Speaking of hurt...who's the purple clad sweating chick after the parody...? Magnificent!

    Let's hope the Habs can make st. louis blue tonight...Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!! Go Habs GO!!!!!

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    1. I am going with Jennifer Lawrence and the next one down could be starbuck, who was totally wasted and I do not mean Rob Ford wasted, in Riddick.

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  5. You keep me happy Moeman. I love that Juce cartoon.
    Speaking of Richards, this song missed me until I recently re watched the Soprano's.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jbgPHAQVbk

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    1. it was he season ending song for season tw0

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    2. http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2013/12/happy-birthday-kieth-richards.html

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  6. How many feline guitarists have been inspired by "Cat Scratch Fever"? For the kid that said the "SHut out" word - through the book at her. Who is that anyway? PJ Stock's daughter?

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    1. ooops (hangs head) I think I may have erred in my rookie FHF appearance. I was ignorant then fellow FHFers have educated me and I have mended my wicked, taboo ways. Now I smite the sinners.
      Can PJ even bear children?

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  7. Michel Bergeron quit RDS to join TVA, - will he start another fired coaches' club?

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  8. Chester11:36 AM

    First rat off the ship. We shall see who stays and who goes.
    Rumblings from leaf nation are approaching comical levels.
    Must be time to trade away some draft picks for something old and washed up.
    Go Habs

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    1. Yup, lots of péladeau-loving séparatistes creeps at RDS. It'll be even more counting the rats when they get their nordick back. Sickens me that the Canadiens will be forced to accept tav as the main CHannel for their popular revenue-generating games.

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    2. the Maritimer4:57 PM

      I think the Habs will have a lot of say in who gets their Regional package. I'll bet Bell/TSN/RDS will bid the fucking roof on those rights.

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  9. Go Yotes, Go Sabres.

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  10. the Maritimer1:29 PM

    Briere a healthy scratch.

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    1. and of course this is a huge headline in the main space on TSN.ca. Sick fucks

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    2. and yet it they still can't hide the fact clark$on is worse, hard as they may try with Biere.

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  11. Amazing work all around moe!

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    1. Merci. It makes me happy.

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  12. Love Keith in the vid: "It's great to be here, it's great to be anywhere"

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    1. the Maritimer2:59 PM

      He used that line when the Stones played in Moncton, NB back in '05. So true, even he doesn't know how he's still alive. Chalk it up to a medical miracle.

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  13. Apart from the end pic, the pretty model in the three pics is the same gal: http://bit.ly/1gJ33Ha

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    1. Never knew she existed until right now. Like my grandpa said, its good to learn something new every day

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  14. Off for a few seasonal brews. Back for game time. Be nice to each other bitCHes.

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    1. the Maritimer5:00 PM

      Enjoy moe! I'll be depending on FHFers insight for this game. No carrier for me tonight and, I don't need to see 82 games anyway.

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    2. mmmm, seasonal brews....

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    3. I have no insight whatsoever Maritimer

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  15. About the 'Happy' vid:

    1. Sheryl's backside is looking fab. Always loved her and her music. A rock n' roll doll.
    2. Speaking of dolls, look to the right and you'll see Chrissy Hynde.
    3. Speaking of dolls, this thread was inspired by juce.
    4. Speaking of juice, Keef gives it all to The Stones and his solo stuff. I love it when he gets to sing but one should never underestimate his guitar chops. He's no Paige or Hendrix but likely has as many or more licks that we remember and dance(d) to.
    5. Speaking off dolls, Brittney Palmer.
    6. GYFHG!

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    1. Also, that rockin' kitty is strapped to Marshalls!

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    2. I did not notice Chrissy there! Awesome!

      Big Sheryl fan too moe. Here is my fave YouTube moment of hers that only you will appreciate: http://youtu.be/Kum4O_fh0_E

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    3. p.s. note she is playing bass in this vid. god love a hot CHick who plays bass

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    4. Wow. Nice find 29!

      Apart from the fucking nice star-spangled Pants! (thanks camera dude), proof that Sheryl is the quintessential rock goddess. Beauty, voice, lyricists, guitar gal (yup she can play), rocker chick par excellence. Also, California girl. Fuck lance armstrong.

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    5. Heh, was waiting to see the close-up of the bass guitar just to see he fingers strum those strings. I'm spent.

      I was at one of the very early Hip ARAs (in 1997). Sheryl was just coming onto the scene then. Apart from Los Lobos, The Hip and Wilco, she fucking rocked and was a sight for my sore eyes. I fell in love then and there. http://www.songkick.com/festivals/528239-another-roadside-attraction/id/17944079-another-roadside-attraction-1997#lineup

      Sexsmith was crazy good. Macisaac too.

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    6. I refuse to travel any road Lance Armstrong has taken. But singers are another story.

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  16. HOLY FUCK i just noticed the game starts at 8 PM EST. But I'm drunk NOW

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    1. Head to Kojax's for a Shish taouk. Suppose to absorb the alcohol. Even if it doesn't, its fucking awesome.

      For the out of towners: http://www.kojaxsouflaki.com

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    2. the Maritimer6:27 PM

      9 PM AST for me. I won't last past the first period. Maybe I'll be surprised when I wake up in the morning.

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    3. We can entertain ourselves pre-game watching the laffs get pumelled by the yotes.

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  17. Just having some plain old spaghetti with meat sauce, Mr. M. will supply the whine.

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    1. heh. nothing wrong with some delish pasta! tell Mr M to stop whining though

      I made a quite nice sesame ginger salmon stir fry thingy. half Asian, half Western (because I had some potatoes in there which is not Asian) but it's delish. Drank Irish whiskey while I cooked, dinner accompanied with Sleeman.

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    2. Tell me about it, he cried like a baby when the lockout was over.

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    3. End of lockout = Unlucky Mr. Moey, lucky FHFers.

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  18. Phucktards are the most classless franchise on the planet. Did anyone see the hit on Schenn? He tried 3 fucking times to get up and couldn't, I'm no doctor but to me that's says concussed, yet they're making him play tonight.

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    1. Dr Rechii says Scheen he is no Lindros.

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    2. I saw that replay a few times...they should have all stopped and helped him because he was in seriously bad shape...fucking scary!

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  19. Woke up feeling under the weather but I went shopping to get my daughter's Xmas gift out the way before she comes home and I needed a straw broom before the storm hits (none to be had in the hood), now I feel even worse, hope it's just one of those 1-day thingies.

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  20. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  21. Will Vampire Dan in the coffin save our teams season from the same fate. Okay its not that important a game yet, but St Louis is a test game. They are build to beat LA and we have speed. God speed you beautiful smurfs and full sized players with a CH on their chest and a chance to be legendary at the end of this years quest.
    Go You Fucking Habs Go

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  22. Debate of the day, who was a worst free agent Vampire Dan or the Mexicant? I still gotta go with the Mexicant, sure he could still skate, but other than that zilch, nada.

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  23. Best thing I read today was some comment about MoRRgan ORRielly being the next Fred Boimistruck.

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    1. They couldn't let him go to the WJHC because he's the best they have, imgaine an AHLer while princess is looking for +7 mil/yr.

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    2. If thats the case he will be the worst bust since the other number one overall pick Diagle. I know O Riely did not go first overall but try telling a leaf that.

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  24. Fucale gets the start tomorrow vs Finland in the pre-tournament.
    Go Fucale.

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    1. Nice. Whilst here, I want no one to steal my 'Sweet Fucale' nickname!

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  25. Can not wait to see 'American Hustle' this weekend.

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  26. WooHoo! Last game I have to watch with the sun rising (for a couple of weeks)! I swear to Allah, if that crap weather screws up my flight this weekend I will burn down the ACC. I have a connection in Detroit, and if there's one place I'd rather not be stuck...Why can't it be Chicago or NY? At least I can get a bus up to Toronto, if I can manage to dodge all the bullets and burning houses. As is my understanding of the city of Detroit.

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    1. Safe travels Oman.

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    2. Godspeed, Orangeman. The weather worries me also for my daughter getting home. Of course the travel certainly does not compare to you at all.

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    3. Pilots hate flying into Detroit, they often get the pattern of burning buildings confused with the landing lights

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    4. Haha, Steve. With any luck we'll be redirected to Vegas. I mean, I love my family. But I really love blackjack and free booze.

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    5. The burning building patterns are no accident. When they see a flight is comming in from Korea they light up attempting to make it crash in their hood. All the baby dads are singing, Samsungs comming for Christmas baby. Given that all Korean pilots have purchased or inherited their licence through nepotism makes this event even more likely. Fortunately for Oman they have an incredible record of wheels up landings without a fatality.

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  27. Christmas in Harperland.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tOroInxtQ5k

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  28. A colleague at work was in Tremblant this weekend and sat right next to Catherine Keener at lunch. She, is, a, babe.

    I slew footed my friend and punched him senseless for not giving Catherine my digits. I will take my shanaban with little remorse.

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  29. Let's do it.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  30. ughhhh Chris Lee.

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  31. puck drop! ok let's get this over with

    SCORE SOME GOALS FFS

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  32. Oh god! My Habs feed just switched to the leaf! MY EYES!

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    1. RDS carries the Habs tonight, tsn of course, the laffs.

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    2. happened to me as well

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  33. Wow. Looked like a replay.

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  34. Everyone that was on the ice for that should sit the rest of the period.

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  35. Morrow is Carbo's son-in-law.

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  36. Carnaval's gonna cash this.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  37. Oh god, just decline it.

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  38. Wow, that was bad Price.

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  39. Another Kings game?

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  40. laff, broons, pitts all leading.
    Pick it up Habs and
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  41. 2 goals on 4 shots.

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  42. I have not even found a stream yet and already being pissed upon by the team

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    1. http://www.sportlemon.tv/20131220/wv52b3900b86fe7557653021-709483.html

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  43. Another solid PK effort.

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  44. How was that NOT too many men?

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    1. chris lee, much like timmythepeeler.

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  45. Nice bit of tid, Apple's Holiday ad was filmed in Edmonton.

    http://bit.ly/1dl803x

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  46. Anyone else notice all the blues skate the same, head up and a table hockey post shoved up their ass.

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  47. Habs looked better on the PK than 5on5 or PP.

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  48. Jesus christ, get Price out of there.

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  49. I think the problem is Hitchcock, he's in PFK and Price's head.

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  50. I would rather be watching El Mexicano

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  51. There's no one in front of the net.

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  52. another penalty for habs to kill.

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  53. Getting sick of PK's fake shot, then shoot wide.

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  54. Still lots of time EHFers...........positive vibes.

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    1. lots of time, lots of time, we need a week to come back from three goals.

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  55. Buttman called, its humiliation time

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  56. 2 penalties? Joke. Not that it matters, I'd rather them be on the PK.

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  57. Not sure if it is the jersey colours but St. Loo looks F'n huge.

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  58. Well, I still have hopes for this game. I hope they don't get shut out and I hope no one (either team) gets injured. This is what has become of the Habs.

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  59. Fuck you Hitch, PFK being shown on the PK

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  60. Nice kill. Now kill these fucking loooooooong shots.

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  61. If we can just keep St Loo on the PP we might come out respectable

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  62. I'm not sure if this is a good thing, but that was far from the worst period they've played in the last couple of weeks. It's just that usually the goalie bails them out. It could have easily been 3-0 after 1 last game.

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  63. The broons playing the Sabers again. Do they ever play playoff caliber teams? Oh, they played the Nucks last game (technically not in the playoffs). That makes up for the Oil, Flames and Florida for the 3 weeks before.

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    1. They play Sabres Saturday too.

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  64. So, when MT's mantra is that it takes 3 goals to win a game, how does that play in the Hab's heads right now? Are they bred to now have a defeatist attitude? Has he lost them the game already?

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  65. Crap, now even the Sens are leading.
    GYMFHG!!!!!

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  66. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  67. 2 minutes for having the other guy run into your stick and fall over quite easily.

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  68. Found a new coach candidate: http://bit.ly/1kZGSty

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  69. Can Plecks not one time it? That's at least twice now.

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  70. What the hell was everyone else doign while Gkid was holding the puck in the offensive zone? Holiday party?

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  71. Are you kidding me?

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  72. How can they be giving up so many odd man rushes when they're not creating any offence? They're not even going into their zone!

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  73. Better kill this one too.

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  74. Our Habs need 1 goal to get some momentum and take back the game. And of course, stay out of the box.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  75. Lego had a great chance.

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  76. C'mon that was such a light shove by Carnaval.

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  77. Gkid!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  78. Breaking news: Mr. M has left the building, promising to retreat to his man room for the rest of the hockey season. Fuck yeah! Drinks all around! And Gally scores! Double fuck yeah!

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  79. gKid! Finally gets rewarded!

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  80. Kid G@ lots of time left!

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  81. Do we have a game now?

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  82. Call NASA, I'm seeing some signs of life from Planet Habs.

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    1. The little fuckers new game plan, sleep through the first, semi-coast through the second and kill dead things in the third. Brilliant!

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  83. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  84. Yotes tie it, Sabers win it. Today is looking a little brighter.

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  85. 2 more habbies.

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  86. laffs take it in the SO.

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    1. Another parade for the mediots.

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  87. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  88. No ref on the play?

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  89. Give them a fucking penalty - high stick (Y) in the face.

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  90. Habs get a penalty for looking at the other guys the wrong way. Terrible high stick right in front of the net? Nothing.

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  91. These fucking refs. If only we had a coach who would fucking say something.

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  92. Murray's bowling again...watch out for your mates.

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  93. Hey FHFers. Anybody see the leaf shootout. First shot slides under Smith's pads and he partially slides into the net. Refs are over getting low trying to find the puck and he slides himself back out of the net. Not called a goal at the time and one ref 'gives him a talking to'. After a long video review from, you know, tronna, ref says "Call on the ice stands - good goal!" WTF? tsn hacks say the refs probably called it but weren't demonstrative about it. dredger says maybe the leaf finally got the break they deserve. sick fucks one and all.

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  94. Blame that on a late whistle. That's why you don't blow the whistle late.

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  95. Yeah, take out Halak! Habs can have 2 starting goalies in Sochi.

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  96. Heh, broons lose to Buffalo. Nice. But ratface scored 2 so he' all good now.

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  97. C'mon boys I'm getting tired here on the east coast. If you don't score soon, I gotta hit the hay. Go Hab Go!!!

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  98. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  99. Just when you think there's hope.

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  100. About that leaf gift of a game. I hope PHO misses the playoffs by 1 pt.

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  101. Every time I see DD on the PP I know Half MT isn't serious about winning hockey games.

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    1. As Steve said, love child.

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  102. Going to rhetorically generalize here, why do American team fans boo when one of theirs gets legitimately checked hard yet freak out with bloodthirsty lust when a fight breaks out?

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  103. TFS was doing very well 2nd & 3rd after the 1st 3 goals.

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  104. FFS RDS lost transmission.

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  105. They're back
    5-4? fuck

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  106. Murray...Oh who cares. Give up 10 goals, it's not like you're going to wins scoring 1 per night.

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  107. They could have just rode it out, had a respectable score. Still lose, but respectable (all we can expect from these bums these days). But no. Oh well, I get to see them lose in real time on Saturday!

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  108. Habs spent 12 mins in the box vs Blues 8.

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  109. Yeah, I know it stank but chin up, they'll get the next one.

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  110. We have hit a rough patch

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  111. Thank moeman, good night all, I need to go lay down I feel a fever.

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  112. TSN doing acrobatics to justify that BS call in the shoot out. Finally one of them (whoever) says, "Well, the leafs just needed a break for once!" Really? The leaf need a break? The team that has been grossly outplayed all year yet somehow managed to squeeze out wins and points until a couple of weeks ago is the one that needs a "break"? The team that has video replay in their own city and somehow always gets the calls they want needs a "break"? Give your head a shake, you ignorant leaf ball sucker.
    I'm about ready for that vacation now!

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  113. the Maritimer7:18 AM

    So, What'd I miss?

    Still waiting for 29's insight.

    I happened to see that controversial leaf shootout goal. The refs never signaled a goal, just kept looking at Smith's pads. I always thought that you have to actually see the puck cross the line for it to count. Not one camera angle ever showed the puck crossing the line yet the "war room" in TORONTO awarded the leaf a goal. Unfuckingbelievable. Nothing more than blatant favoritism. I can unequivocally guarantee if that had been a Montreal player shooting it would have been waived off.

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  114. Well Kerry has an item on the goal, basically saying it was a 'logical assumption' by the on-ice officials that indeed it must have crossed the line. HOW the hell is that allowed? leaves are saying that Smith is a cheat trying to hide that the goal went in.

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