Dec 17, 2013

Pick it Up! ~ Habs need to score to win vs. fuckityfuck's PHO ~ Game Preview and Open Thread

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165 comments:

  1. I always think it's cool when hockey players go out in public wearing their sweaters! Especially when it's the CH!!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Happy Birthday to my Mom!!

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    1. The happiest of birthdays to your Mom, KmaXXX. I'm sure she considers her visit with you a great gift - Moms rock!

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    2. I think the players when in public during nine to five should be wearing CH.

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    3. mom went to work, cooked the meals and tucked us in, Dad, he fucked the economy.

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  2. I got a ticket on the $600 mill Mega draw in the US. If I win I am buying Florida and trading all the best players to Montreal for our five to nine bunch.

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    1. the Maritimer12:46 PM

      Will you invite us FHF'ers down for a game or two?

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    2. Invite you? after I trade away all the stars you will be playing just to meet the cap, the medical liability alone will get us there.

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    3. I heard if it's not won by Christmas it'll be something up to about a billion dollars.

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  3. Lovechild Review from ETOP

    One great play in a week's worth of work is not enough, even if the play in question was truly excellent. Desharnais set up the overtime winner for the Habs' only win this week, but outside of it he was atrocious. Soft on the forecheck, passes to nowhere, it's same old, same old.

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    1. the Maritimer5:18 PM

      I hate to diss a young man who has reached the pinnacle of his profession and beat all the odds to do so. The reality is Montreal is the only team out of 30 who would have him in their top 9 let alone 6 and getting scads of PP time. Why? We all know why. Marc Bergevin said he signed him because he believed in him. He is the only man in pro hockey who does. DD could not be a stick boy for any western team. I don't read the francophone papers or watch antichambre so I don't know if the french media is as sour on him as we are or if they are protecting their own and saying nothing. Comments?

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    2. Well it is l'Antichambre and he is a francophone, so let's say they were very happy when he scored. They did comment on his 'slump' but not too negatively.

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  4. R.I.P. Ray Price.

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  5. Go Panthers, Go Flames.

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  6. 'Beats' from PFK: http://bit.ly/1dLodiR

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  7. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  8. The Yotes orginal sweater was a trip, never should have changed it.
    sweater

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  9. if I may bring back an oldie but a goodie:

    FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKITY-FUCK

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  10. Are the mediots still talking about their leaf's big win vs. CHI's 3rd (AHL) and 4th (ECHL) back-up goalies?

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    1. I was just watching a bit of 24/7, big difference the way Dr Babcock talks to his team. On laff side, camera pans to shelves and shelves of shoes, jackets, etc...belonging to capt. cowardly.

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  11. Crazy day of work and traffic means I cooked up some:

    http://www.loblaws.ca/en_CA/products/productlisting/pc-moroccan-cigars-hors-d-oeuvres.html

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    1. Are they spicy?

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    2. Not as spicy as I'd expected but tasty. They live up to the hors-d'oeuvres description. I dip them in sour cream (5%).

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  12. ok let's get this over with

    SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS FFS

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  13. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  14. They're 7th in the PP.

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    1. PK ain't bad:

      http://www.nhl.com/ice/teamstats.htm?fetchKey=20142ALLSAAAll&sort=penaltyKillPercentage&viewName=penaltyKill

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  15. Shout-out to the talented GG:

    My great and good friend Josie Gold, aka GG11, challenged me to get the word "cholent" into the live blog tonight. It's a dish my Russian forebears would prepare by tossing everything at hand into a pot and cooking it for a few hours – kind of like Michel Therrien's forward lines.by mike.boone 7:29 PM

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  16. Well, that's the game. They've proven they can only score 1 goal per game, absolute maximum. DD is likely get 25 minutes tonight, proving that winning is not a priority to Half MT.

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    1. Too early, lots of time left.

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    2. I am starting to think MT is in Tank Command Bunker

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  17. What the fuck is smith doing over there anyway.

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  18. Fans boo every time smith touches the puck.

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  19. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  20. If smith keeps coming that far out on the ice, they should call a 'too many men' on them.

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  21. Orangeman get us a link to this movie
    http://io9.com/weinsteins-refuse-to-release-snowpiercer-without-cuts-a-1485100225

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    1. I'll see what I can do, Steve.

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    2. Fuck that Weisntein. ugh.

      I have teams of internet people working to get us the original steve. we will see it, even if we have to go visit o'man

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    3. thanks guys there just are not any dystopian movies out there

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  22. sounds like the Bell fans are getting antsy. dont blame them

    15-3 shots against! man we need the xmas break. or a new tream

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  23. Shots 15-3. Habs now have 33 shots in their last 6 periods. That's an avg of 5.5 shots per period, fyi.

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  24. Lego, gCHuck, RBQ, Carnivale. All guys who have less TOI than DD.

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    1. Insane, MT should fuck off.

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  25. 1-0 broons ppg.

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  26. Has this team quit on MT

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    1. It's beginning to look that way. There's no way they're really this bad. Maybe just a protest against the favouritism that obviously goes on.

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  27. at least the Fuckity Fuck is having a good game according to the color guys

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  28. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  29. ok 40 mins. SCORE SOME GOALS FFS

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  30. Cash it! GYMFHG!

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  31. FLA knows how to score, 3-0.

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  32. That can't even hit the net, ffs.

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  33. Like, not even close.

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  34. Jesus christ, this is embarrassing to watch.

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  35. How many times can they miss the net?

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  36. CAN NO ONE HIT A FUCKING NET

    ffs

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  37. 3-0 Fla end 2nd

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  38. Crap 4mins to kill

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  39. Double minor on Prust? What a joke of a league.

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  40. What a kill. phew.

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  41. Go score on their fuckity-fuck asses.

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  42. the Maritimer8:51 PM

    Keep me posted guys. I got better things to do. Like sweep the floor. Or laundry.

    I hope most of the players do mutiny against half MT. DD's obviously got something on him.

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  43. Last home game of the year, go win it boys.

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  44. The good news is they're outshooting the Yotes this period. The bad news is they still only have 4 shots.

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  45. the Maritimer8:52 PM

    Do they look tired?

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  46. 1-0 broons final.

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  47. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  48. Go score on em.

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  49. Ping - try an inch more.

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  50. ping. well we sort of hit the net there

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  51. It is amazing when you compare Prust's double minor to what the Yotes get away with.

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    1. I thing the laffs sent the ORA to the Bell Centre.

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  52. Habs are going to come out firing with all cylinders.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  53. ok 20 mins. SCORE SOME GOALS FFS

    get back in there carey youre our only hope

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  54. Here's our chance.

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  55. Cash this fucker.

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  56. vodkov!

    frakking miracle

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  57. wooohoooooooooo

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  58. Vodkov (I haven't actually seen it yet, I'm just going on rumors)!

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  59. Sure hope PFK's ok.

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  60. There we go. Amazing, actually shooting the puck on the PP. On net, no less! Strange, that.

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  61. Oh god no, not PK. Take DD, cruel lord!

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  62. Keep this up boys!

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  63. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  64. Habs are looking good, I feeeeeeel good.

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  65. 3-1 Florida Final.

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  66. Need to block smith's view a little bit. I'd really love to see him come way out, lose the puck and Habs score his empty net before he even knows what happened.

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  67. So far the best they've played this month. Sadly, that's not an exaggeration.

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  68. Cash it again.Gallagher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  69. Or PatCHes!!!!!!!!

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  70. Regardless!!!!!!!!!!

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  71. i thought we'd never score 2 goals in a game again

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  72. Gkid! So happy for him. Finally, his hard work pays off on the stats sheet!

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    1. Oops, it was Patches. Damn. I mean, good for him. Just want Gally to get something.

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  73. Good, it's our turn to get some luck around out net.

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  74. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  75. Klinkhammer, appropriate name. He hammered it and it clinked. Wow.

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  76. gCHuk is suCH a fucking beautiful player!

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  77. shut the ole up.

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  78. Wooooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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  79. Baby this feels good!!!

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  80. He holstered it again.

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  81. 3 goals! well, 2 and a half maybe. a festivus miracle!

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  82. Go Coyotes vs the leaf!!!

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  83. Good gosh, Josh.

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  84. Finally, an empty netter! Real question: Is that their first of the year?

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  85. comeback victory

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  86. It's a Christmas Miracle. God bless us, every one.

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  87. 3 goals, I feel good, just like I knew that I would, so good, so good, ooooooooo

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  88. Who the fuck picks the stars now? Smith?

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    1. He had a few nice saves but gets it for pure embellishment.

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  89. And the best part of it all is Fuckity-Fuck was kept off the scoreboard, not even an assist.

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  90. TSN took is off the main story before they even wrote the story and buried the leafs.

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    1. They are seriously fucked up. Got home late-ish, figured I'd grab some 'That's Hockey' to get my hockey fix going, nothing but leaf for the first ⅓. Yipping about thrashing CHI and playing very well vs. L.A., a fucking week ago and against backups and even funnier both those opponents said the next day they, themselves, played like fucking shit. die leaf die.

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    2. So all you have to do is look at the last 10 games...Habs are 7-3-0 (and it generally hasn't been pretty)...leaf are 3-7-0 and (to paraphrase 29 from the last emergency replacement he did)) - who the fuck cares what it looks like!

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    3. Leafs lose 3-1, habs win 3-1, leafs last 10 games are 3-7-0 habs last 10 games are 7-3-0. Now that's irony

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  91. Good night all, thanks moeman.

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    1. Merci juce. FHFun team effort!

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  92. the Maritimer7:19 AM

    What'd I miss? A Saturnalia miracle?

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  93. Well, I broke down and got the cable reconnected. Got an offer I couldn't refuse with a 2 year guarantee.
    Caught the last (and apparently only decent) period last night. Nice to see the puck again. They looked good from what I saw. But the MT-DDD love's got to stop! Since he signed him, maybe he's not the right man for the job, but I'm going to keep selling this idea until the tank is fully eMpTy!

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  94. Happy 70th birthday to Keith Richards, as ugly today as he was then.

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    1. the Maritimer1:50 PM

      Even he doesn't know how he is still alive.

      Happy birthday Keith, you still da man! I know it's only rock and roll but I like it.

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    2. Well at least he isn't falling out of trees or maybe he just can't climb them any more. Still amazing though.

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  95. Jack Todd of the Montreal Gazette labelled PatCHes as a 'zero' for his goal celebration.

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  96. heh, love the frontpage cocksucking dregger headline at tsn. 'no need to panic'. Translated into real world terms, PANIC at the CotU!

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    1. Nonis backing Carlyle is just GM speak for 'he's on the chopping block' Won't matter anyway whole team is fucked up.

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    2. the Maritimer6:35 PM

      And we think we got problems.

      Has DD been traded yet? No? OK, carry on then.

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  97. How disgusting is it for the CotU mediots to hype one of their team's rookie players to be the be all and end all of Team Canada Jrs' hope. tsn should be embarrassed for putting the(ir) leaf above the(ir) prestigious tournament and more importantly the 20+ players that will represent our country. (All this while continuously slagging PFK as a 'potential' Team Canada Olympic member 'with issues'). These sick fucks put their leaf above our country's teams. Mind-boggling unpatriotic bunch of MLSE cocksuckers. FOAD!

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  98. Depending on how far the remote is and what time it is and what latest leaf loss its fun to see their lowlights, I sometimes click to catch some 'NHL Network' post game recaps/news.

    1. The main desk jockey is a looker and is fun to listen to: http://www.nhl.com/ice/page.htm?id=73909
    2. They have some of the most braindead analysts (mostly culled from the CotU mediot troupe)
    3. jamal mayers? kelly chase? some hack called ejhradek? the guy who coached the L.A. Kings to a 1993 Stanley Cup defeat and still sports a fucking mullet
    4. they all suck leaf
    5. dregger is shorter than Tappen and so funny to see him be dwarfed by her
    6. the real purpose here was to reference a comment made by that ejhradek dumbfuck; so he goes on about tomorrow, Thursday's games being special because of the NHL inception way way back, the moron says that the first official NHL game was and I quote "the Montreal Marauders versus Toronto and they weren't even the leaf then'. Mind-numbing.

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    1. Barry Melrose! I remember his name 'cause Melrose Place...LA....you know. Yeah, what a mullet.

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    2. the Maritimer8:22 AM

      Re: #1: yeah, she's a looker but unfortunately has the stench of Jack Edwards about her.

      Re: #3: They haven't hired Tie Domi?

      Re: #4: They are produced by tsn, I think, so no surprise there.

      Re: #6: Who the fuck are the Montreal Marauders? A senior team?

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    3. It just makes me warm and fuzzy all over to see they're playing to their potential and tsn can't do a damn thing about it.
      They need a center, maybe Nonis & DGMB should discuss DDD, just a pick should do it - they have nothing else worth getting.

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