Dec 3, 2013

ReaCH! ~ One step at a time Habs vs. NJ Game Preview and Open Thread

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ReaCH out and touCH faith

Our own personal Genius
Someone to hear our CH prayers
Someone who fucking cares
Our own personal Eros
Someone who spears mediot armchairs
In Sochi, someone who’ll be there

FHFeelings be shown!
And you're not alone
FHFlesh and bone
By the smartphone
Lift up that reefer
PFK’ll make you a believer

Never take second best
Put them to the test
That thing on your CHest
No need to confess
CH will deliver
You know I'm a +1 giver

ReaCH out and touCH faith
ReaCH out and touCH faith

Our own personal Genius
Someone to hear our CH prayers
Someone who fucking cares
Our own personal Eros
Someone who spears mediot armchairs
In Sochi, someone who’ll be there

FHFeelings be shown!
And you're not alone
FHFlesh and bone
By 29’s iOS7-based iPhone
Lift up that beaker
Habs’ll make you a believer

ReaCH out and touCH faith

Our own personal Genius

ReaCH out and touCH faith
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200 comments:

  1. So that's how my washing maching broke!

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  2. Added the parody ...

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  3. Wow, nhl sucks up to a pathetic PHO loser and cuts him a cheque for many millions. How much of that comes from Habs fans attending Geoff Molson's Bell Centre games? Fuckers.

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    1. As if the price of a beer isn't enough already.

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  4. Sharks take 4-2 (theme from Jaws) hahahhaha

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  5. Cue the CotU mediot excuse maker, aka, the CP.

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  6. Go Habs Goi! Go Habs Go! Go Habs GO!!

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  7. http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/ <-- Am I crazy or do I see Leafs advertising all over this? #SeaofBlu 1/1/14 whatever the hell that is. SO the Leaf is now flat out paying TSN?

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    1. looks even more ridiculous here:

      http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/teams/statistics/?hubname=nhl-canadiens

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    2. Wow. No hype for the Red Wings on 1/1/14? No sea of Red? Too Biblical in proportion to their leaf? Looks like tsn is betting the mortgage that sucking up to the moron leaf fan is better than being remotely balanced as a 'national' broadcaster. Sick fucks.

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  8. Chester8:18 AM

    All of a sudden I want to go shopping ...

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  9. Speaking of shopping, I've pretty much been on amazon for 24 hours straight getting the niece and nephew everything on their list (and more). Hey, I'm the weird uncle who shows up once a year with all the cool stuff, then gets drunk and passes out on the dog. It's my role in the family. Let me tell you, Hot Wheels has come a long way (anything that needs 4, FOUR! D batteries is going to kick serious ass). I cannot wait till Christmas morning. And of course the mini Habs hockey pack for the two of them. I can teach them how to be a good stay at home physical d-man.

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    1. Hi, Uncle, wanna come over for Christman?

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  10. I could swear we just played NJ , this must be a mistake

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  11. I cant believe some people wanted to trade DDD for whole player. It another case of is the player half full or half empty?

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  12. The best reason I have seen so far why PFK should not go to Sochi. Apparently he is not Gay,NTTAWWT Harper has a master plan to do battle with the evil Iran supporting Russkies. He is going to load the Olympic team with Gay athletes and leave Gay sweat all over Russia. Looks like princess may get the nod after all.

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  13. Seriously its time for Yzerman to get off the pot, and declare PFK is a lock for the Olympic team.

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  14. Yep, TSN has just said WTF - we're done in six months anyway - might as well show our true colours. Fucking sick. No matter how hard TSN try to shove that blue and white shit down the throats of Canadian consumers, we will continue to regurgitate it back onto the smelly sidewalks of hogtown where it belongs!

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  15. A Wiener made whole. And long overdue, welcome back to the NHL Wayne
    http://lastwordonsports.com/2013/12/03/42644/

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  16. Well done! It would have been to easy to do a Walking Dead comparison for the leaf game. As soon as Carl can handle a twelve gauge the Leaf will win the cup.

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  17. Budaj call tonight, he has never faced the evil Devils. RBQ did not travel, he has an upper body injury.

    Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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    1. *Schneider has never faced the Habs either*.

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  18. NEWARK, N.J. -- New Jersey Devils forward Reid Boucher will make his NHL debut Wednesday against the Montreal Canadiens after being recalled by the club earlier in the day. Boucher skated on a line with Patrik Elias and Steve Bernier during the morning skate.

    Boucher led the Ontario Hockey League last season with 62 goals for the Sarnia Sting, breaking the club record previously held by Steven Stamkos (58). Ironically, he played on a line with Montreal Canadiens forward Alex Galchenyuk during the first half of last season. Galchenyuk will play opposite Boucher on Wednesday night.

    "He's a good friend of mine and I'm excited to play against him," Boucher said. "Maybe I'll give him a little extra loving out there."

    Galchenyuk was surprised to learn Boucher would be in the Devils' lineup.

    "I actually checked on him a few days ago to see how he was doing," Galchenyuk said.

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    1. What's amazing about that statement is that it's just a year ago the gCHuk was playing junior hockey. Seems like he's been here a lifetime already.

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  19. Forget the Olympics we will not make it to the medal round. Putin has hired a secrect weapon that can not be defeated, Tim Peel will be reffing

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  20. Holy Fuck Batmann. NHL super insider says we are getting something super from Colorado, we are giving up two players and getting four back, now if one of our players is DDD its even a bigger steal one and a half for four.

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    1. You already knew it was Ecklund

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  21. A little lengthy but interesting.
    http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/10074206/george-parros-fighting-goon-fight

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  22. leaf go into survival mode (bonus; cat): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2NahLjx-Y#t=142

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  23. Interesting that tsn decided not to put their leaf biased ad on their main page. It isn't buried that deep as all hockey-related articles are flooded with their sea of blue bilge.

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  24. TorontoSucksNutbags didn't get results they hoped for with the PFK poll so now they try to get sneakier with a poll asking who should be the highest paid goalie in the NHL, choices are: Lundquist, TFS, Rask, Quick, other. Surprising as they didn't list reimer or bernier.

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    1. The Habs play tonight (on tsn). The leaf don't. Guess who gets top of the news?

      Its gets worse because instead of talking about the surging Habs, the 'panel' yips about PFK. They make almost no sense. Mike Johnson does. blob mouths off that PFK is in the mix for Sochi but isn't really all there. Later when PFK's upcoming new contract come sup blob rolls his fat fucking tongue and says PFK is due for one of the biggest D-men salaries. Wait, a minute ago he isn't Team Canada worthy yet now he's gonna be one of the highest paid Dman around? Make sense? blob also took a shot at Habs fans saying we'd be tick doff if PFK doesn't make the Olympics. aaron ward categorically says PFK isn't on his Team Canada roster. Hey, Steve Yzerman, I never, ever want to see you talk to that POS. (I'll go so far as to suggest that ward has a little darren pang in him). Pun intended. Sick fucks.

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  25. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  26. If aaron 'whitey' ward is such a fucking (defense-first) hockey genius why doesn't the 'panel' ask him if (Y) and/or Markov deserve to be on Team Russia. Isn't he smart enough?

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  27. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  28. Carnaval came close.

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  29. GYFHG! Good to see BlanCHe back in the lineup.

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  30. Gionta!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  31. I step away for 2 minutes to check on my cake in the oven and we score! I'll take it! Gotta go back in 5 to recheck...

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    1. CHocolate Devils Food cake?

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    2. Sadly no. Gluten free lemon vanilla twist.

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    3. Whats the twist, rum?

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    4. Nah, just vanilla.

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  32. Sent a text to the tsn wood panelled panel 'Gionta makes less than wendelclarkson, discuss with all your sea of blue expertise'. KYP kids.

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  33. Boys creating some good chances, just not getting puck luck with them.

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  34. I'm watching the MSG stream (yeah it's as brutal as you might guess - colour guy sounds like Chico Resch...not sure though), as they came back from commercial, they had a woman reporting from the stands and she looked like she had just rushed back from a quickie or something - clothes disheveled and hair all messed up and sitting on a big bag of chips or popcorn and the guy beside her with a big goofy smile.

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    1. heh, anyone notice 29 isn't in here tonight?

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  35. Much better first period compared to last one at home. Keep it up, boys.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  36. Tassimo Americano mmmmm.

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    1. Please say it is NOT decaf!

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  37. Listening to the mediot quiz to raise my ire. Q1 - Who's better defensively, PK or EK? Mike Johnson: "Neither one are great..." Fuck off.

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    1. Johnson is usually better than that dumbass comment. Surprised they didn't add Princess phaneuf to the list.

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  38. A nice little Xmas present to Habs fans would be signed PFK and Vodkov deals before midnight mass. Throw in Laurie Partridge in my pear tree.

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    1. Also leaf inevitable collapse is sooner than usual, a nice little stocking stuffer.

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    2. Nice one Kate. The Advent calendar is sweet, every day.

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    3. Especially if you buy those chocolatey ones.

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    4. I was sooo jealous of Laurie, I was crazy about Keith. I think I loved him.

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    5. I use to, for my kids. (Not high quality choco).

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    6. Kate you are CHanelling; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4FMn-IWEY

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    7. I saw a Lindt one this year.

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  39. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  40. Really, he thinks he shouldn't go in the sin bin?
    Cash it in boys!!!!!!!!!!!

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  41. Players are gonna be gassed. PatCHes get interference penalty.
    Kill it boys.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  42. Hopefully Chez Paree is offering broon players a 2for1, as of midnight.

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  43. Before the penalty play continued for almost 8 mins.

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  44. laff fans think they'll get Gretzgy to coach them - everybody wants to be a leaf don't you know.

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    1. Hope it comes true, after all he did a heck of a job in Phoenix.

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    2. ml$e will offer him some exec role. Doubt Janet wants to live in that dump but there are lots of casinos nearby.

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  45. I like Blob's shirt and tie.

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    1. Missed it. Did it make his head look smaller?

      Also, Partridge comment for you upthread.

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    2. I cannot copy and paste links on this iPad for the life of me. Any tips?

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    3. http://bitly.com/a/tools

      Use their app.

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    4. Thanks moe, I"ll give it a shot.

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    5. I'm here for ya Laurie.

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  46. Dredger coming up soon to tell us when to expect 99 to come save the leaf.

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    1. The tsn dwarf insider talks about a leaf overseer/pimp. They need someone to revive wendelclarkson's career.

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  47. Would like to see the Habs score another goal for good measure.

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  48. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  49. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  50. C'mon boys, go go go!

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  51. Ack! (tsn is happy)

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  52. Well that sucked.

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    1. My negroni took the edge of of that goal.

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    2. I'm on the amber liquid.

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  53. I'll take a loser point as a minimum (this also fucks tsn's sea of blue leaf).

    Booty!

    Cash it FFS!

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    1. I'd accept it but rather the devils take the loser point. And yeah, CASH IT!

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  54. Now pick it up and cash it in, take back the lead FFS.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  55. Bruins off since Saturday. I hope their rusted rather than rested. Could be a rough night tomorrow.

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  56. OuCH. Fuck off CCR

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  57. I hate it when Booty gets out of the net.

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  58. Lost of time, GYMFHG!

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  59. Penalty for Gkid,
    Kill it.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  60. Nice kill.
    Now go cash it!

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  61. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  62. Lego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  63. That was all gCHuk.

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  64. Thank god they woke up. T'was getting a little sloppy a few seconds ago...

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  65. Ahh fuck PK, way to feed the fucking mediots.

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  66. You just know tsn will have a field day with that and use it to say PFK is a liability.

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  67. Looks like PK was still asleep. Brutal.

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  68. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  69. No SoCHi for PFK. His career is ruined. Only upside is DGMB will save some $.

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  70. GIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  71. *rubs eyes* GIO!!!

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  72. WOW NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Way! (CHanelling Kate).

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  73. Holy shit! Game on!

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  74. PFK could score a hat trick, play in nets and save a bunch of puppies from a burning house and TSN would still go to town on bashing him. C'est la vie.

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    1. He could save tiny, cute, fluffy kittens and it would still be a bashfestsn.

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  75. 3of4 points bitCHes. Get an extra 1.

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  76. Goal was DDD's.

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  77. PFK owes Davey & Budaj a steak dinner.

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    1. He can afford the entire cow.

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  78. Hang on boys and girls.

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  79. No puck luck, PatCHes stick breaks, Gkid hits the cross bar.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  80. the Maritimer9:38 PM

    'Sup kids?

    Did we win?

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    1. 1 of a possible 2 points. Way!

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    2. Headin' to the shootout, so...

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  81. Have we ever seen PFK selected for the SO? I'm sure he would love retribution.

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    1. Do you remember who the coach is?

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    2. Ooh. I would too.

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  82. Don't remember this much excitement vs Devils.

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  83. So the devils haven't scored a shootout goal in 4 shootout games. I'll go out on a limb and say they're due for at least one. But the Habs are good for two.

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  84. Put PFK on the SO and have him slap the FHFucker home!

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  85. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  86. wooooohooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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  87. Eat shit leaf and DIE BROONS DIE!!!

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  88. I cant believe it

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  89. WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<--------------

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  90. Thank you! See above call.

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    1. Thats a lot of up-scrolling. Way!

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  91. 1 point behing the broons.

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  92. They just said Peter Budaj scored the go ahead goal instead of DDD.

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  93. I'm already sad I can't watCH tomorrow :( Silly finals.

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    1. We'll swap positive vibes for finals and Habs.
      Go Habs Go, Go iRiRi Go!!

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    2. Good luck on the final iRiRi!!!!!!!!!

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    3. Gracias FHFriends!!!

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  94. Is the Dev coach still smirking?

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  95. Fuck PJstuck on l'A/C and will just be all over PFK
    STFU PJ!

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  96. Habs have 15 of 16pts.

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  97. heh, bashfestsn shows Habs win, the other game and straight to their sea of blue. Sick fucks.

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    1. Even funnier they go to nasal and princess for quotes. The two dumbest leaf speak for the shittiest team of all time. Way!

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    2. Trying to hide their shame....can't happen.

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  98. Notice that MT2.0 kept PFK on the ice, showing confidence in him.

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  99. Hell of a third and OT. Gotta say PK was lucky - could have been called for tripping on the tying goal, I wouldn't have been surprised. But in the end, it's all roses. Thankfully I don't have access to the mediots and their panels, because the anti-PK bullshit will be full throttle.

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  100. New thread to keep things going ...

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/12/this-is-only-placeholder-thread-for.html

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