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ReaCH out and touCH faith
Our own personal Genius
Someone to hear our CH prayers
Someone who fucking cares
Our own personal Eros
Someone who spears mediot armchairs
In Sochi, someone who’ll be there
FHFeelings be shown!
And you're not alone
FHFlesh and bone
By the smartphone
Lift up that reefer
PFK’ll make you a believer
Never take second best
Put them to the test
That thing on your CHest
No need to confess
CH will deliver
You know I'm a +1 giver
ReaCH out and touCH faith
ReaCH out and touCH faith
Our own personal Genius
Someone to hear our CH prayers
Someone who fucking cares
Our own personal Eros
Someone who spears mediot armchairs
In Sochi, someone who’ll be there
FHFeelings be shown!
And you're not alone
FHFlesh and bone
By 29’s iOS7-based iPhone
Lift up that beaker
Habs’ll make you a believer
ReaCH out and touCH faith
Our own personal Genius
ReaCH out and touCH faith
ReaCH out and touCH faith
Our own personal Genius
Someone to hear our CH prayers
Someone who fucking cares
Our own personal Eros
Someone who spears mediot armchairs
In Sochi, someone who’ll be there
FHFeelings be shown!
And you're not alone
FHFlesh and bone
By the smartphone
Lift up that reefer
PFK’ll make you a believer
Never take second best
Put them to the test
That thing on your CHest
No need to confess
CH will deliver
You know I'm a +1 giver
ReaCH out and touCH faith
ReaCH out and touCH faith
Our own personal Genius
Someone to hear our CH prayers
Someone who fucking cares
Our own personal Eros
Someone who spears mediot armchairs
In Sochi, someone who’ll be there
FHFeelings be shown!
And you're not alone
FHFlesh and bone
By 29’s iOS7-based iPhone
Lift up that beaker
Habs’ll make you a believer
ReaCH out and touCH faith
Our own personal Genius
ReaCH out and touCH faith
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So that's how my washing maching broke!
ReplyDelete*machine*
Delete29 is a rockstar!
ReplyDeleteAdded the parody ...
ReplyDeleteWow, nhl sucks up to a pathetic PHO loser and cuts him a cheque for many millions. How much of that comes from Habs fans attending Geoff Molson's Bell Centre games? Fuckers.
ReplyDeleteAs if the price of a beer isn't enough already.
DeleteSharks take 4-2 (theme from Jaws) hahahhaha
ReplyDeleteCue the CotU mediot excuse maker, aka, the CP.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Goi! Go Habs Go! Go Habs GO!!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.tsn.ca/nhl/ <-- Am I crazy or do I see Leafs advertising all over this? #SeaofBlu 1/1/14 whatever the hell that is. SO the Leaf is now flat out paying TSN?
ReplyDeletelooks even more ridiculous here:
Deletehttp://www.tsn.ca/nhl/teams/statistics/?hubname=nhl-canadiens
Wow. No hype for the Red Wings on 1/1/14? No sea of Red? Too Biblical in proportion to their leaf? Looks like tsn is betting the mortgage that sucking up to the moron leaf fan is better than being remotely balanced as a 'national' broadcaster. Sick fucks.
DeleteAll of a sudden I want to go shopping ...
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of shopping, I've pretty much been on amazon for 24 hours straight getting the niece and nephew everything on their list (and more). Hey, I'm the weird uncle who shows up once a year with all the cool stuff, then gets drunk and passes out on the dog. It's my role in the family. Let me tell you, Hot Wheels has come a long way (anything that needs 4, FOUR! D batteries is going to kick serious ass). I cannot wait till Christmas morning. And of course the mini Habs hockey pack for the two of them. I can teach them how to be a good stay at home physical d-man.
ReplyDeleteHi, Uncle, wanna come over for Christman?
DeleteI could swear we just played NJ , this must be a mistake
ReplyDeleteI cant believe some people wanted to trade DDD for whole player. It another case of is the player half full or half empty?
ReplyDeleteThe best reason I have seen so far why PFK should not go to Sochi. Apparently he is not Gay,NTTAWWT Harper has a master plan to do battle with the evil Iran supporting Russkies. He is going to load the Olympic team with Gay athletes and leave Gay sweat all over Russia. Looks like princess may get the nod after all.
ReplyDeleteSeriously its time for Yzerman to get off the pot, and declare PFK is a lock for the Olympic team.
ReplyDeleteYep, TSN has just said WTF - we're done in six months anyway - might as well show our true colours. Fucking sick. No matter how hard TSN try to shove that blue and white shit down the throats of Canadian consumers, we will continue to regurgitate it back onto the smelly sidewalks of hogtown where it belongs!
ReplyDeleteA Wiener made whole. And long overdue, welcome back to the NHL Wayne
ReplyDeletehttp://lastwordonsports.com/2013/12/03/42644/
Well done! It would have been to easy to do a Walking Dead comparison for the leaf game. As soon as Carl can handle a twelve gauge the Leaf will win the cup.
ReplyDeleteBudaj call tonight, he has never faced the evil Devils. RBQ did not travel, he has an upper body injury.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
*Schneider has never faced the Habs either*.
DeleteNEWARK, N.J. -- New Jersey Devils forward Reid Boucher will make his NHL debut Wednesday against the Montreal Canadiens after being recalled by the club earlier in the day. Boucher skated on a line with Patrik Elias and Steve Bernier during the morning skate.
ReplyDeleteBoucher led the Ontario Hockey League last season with 62 goals for the Sarnia Sting, breaking the club record previously held by Steven Stamkos (58). Ironically, he played on a line with Montreal Canadiens forward Alex Galchenyuk during the first half of last season. Galchenyuk will play opposite Boucher on Wednesday night.
"He's a good friend of mine and I'm excited to play against him," Boucher said. "Maybe I'll give him a little extra loving out there."
Galchenyuk was surprised to learn Boucher would be in the Devils' lineup.
"I actually checked on him a few days ago to see how he was doing," Galchenyuk said.
What's amazing about that statement is that it's just a year ago the gCHuk was playing junior hockey. Seems like he's been here a lifetime already.
DeleteForget the Olympics we will not make it to the medal round. Putin has hired a secrect weapon that can not be defeated, Tim Peel will be reffing
ReplyDeleteHoly Fuck Batmann. NHL super insider says we are getting something super from Colorado, we are giving up two players and getting four back, now if one of our players is DDD its even a bigger steal one and a half for four.
ReplyDeleteYou already knew it was Ecklund
DeleteA little lengthy but interesting.
ReplyDeletehttp://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/10074206/george-parros-fighting-goon-fight
leaf go into survival mode (bonus; cat): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH2NahLjx-Y#t=142
ReplyDeleteInteresting that tsn decided not to put their leaf biased ad on their main page. It isn't buried that deep as all hockey-related articles are flooded with their sea of blue bilge.
ReplyDeleteTorontoSucksNutbags didn't get results they hoped for with the PFK poll so now they try to get sneakier with a poll asking who should be the highest paid goalie in the NHL, choices are: Lundquist, TFS, Rask, Quick, other. Surprising as they didn't list reimer or bernier.
ReplyDeleteThe Habs play tonight (on tsn). The leaf don't. Guess who gets top of the news?
DeleteIts gets worse because instead of talking about the surging Habs, the 'panel' yips about PFK. They make almost no sense. Mike Johnson does. blob mouths off that PFK is in the mix for Sochi but isn't really all there. Later when PFK's upcoming new contract come sup blob rolls his fat fucking tongue and says PFK is due for one of the biggest D-men salaries. Wait, a minute ago he isn't Team Canada worthy yet now he's gonna be one of the highest paid Dman around? Make sense? blob also took a shot at Habs fans saying we'd be tick doff if PFK doesn't make the Olympics. aaron ward categorically says PFK isn't on his Team Canada roster. Hey, Steve Yzerman, I never, ever want to see you talk to that POS. (I'll go so far as to suggest that ward has a little darren pang in him). Pun intended. Sick fucks.
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf aaron 'whitey' ward is such a fucking (defense-first) hockey genius why doesn't the 'panel' ask him if (Y) and/or Markov deserve to be on Team Russia. Isn't he smart enough?
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteBudaj!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteCarnaval came close.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG! Good to see BlanCHe back in the lineup.
ReplyDeleteGionta!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGio!!!!
ReplyDeleteGiant Killer!
ReplyDeleteI step away for 2 minutes to check on my cake in the oven and we score! I'll take it! Gotta go back in 5 to recheck...
ReplyDeleteCHocolate Devils Food cake?
DeleteSadly no. Gluten free lemon vanilla twist.
DeleteWhats the twist, rum?
DeleteNah, just vanilla.
DeleteSent a text to the tsn wood panelled panel 'Gionta makes less than wendelclarkson, discuss with all your sea of blue expertise'. KYP kids.
ReplyDeleteBoys creating some good chances, just not getting puck luck with them.
ReplyDeleteI'm watching the MSG stream (yeah it's as brutal as you might guess - colour guy sounds like Chico Resch...not sure though), as they came back from commercial, they had a woman reporting from the stands and she looked like she had just rushed back from a quickie or something - clothes disheveled and hair all messed up and sitting on a big bag of chips or popcorn and the guy beside her with a big goofy smile.
ReplyDeleteheh, anyone notice 29 isn't in here tonight?
DeleteOuf.
ReplyDeleteMuch better first period compared to last one at home. Keep it up, boys.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Tassimo Americano mmmmm.
ReplyDeletePlease say it is NOT decaf!
DeleteListening to the mediot quiz to raise my ire. Q1 - Who's better defensively, PK or EK? Mike Johnson: "Neither one are great..." Fuck off.
ReplyDeleteJohnson is usually better than that dumbass comment. Surprised they didn't add Princess phaneuf to the list.
DeleteA nice little Xmas present to Habs fans would be signed PFK and Vodkov deals before midnight mass. Throw in Laurie Partridge in my pear tree.
ReplyDeleteAlso leaf inevitable collapse is sooner than usual, a nice little stocking stuffer.
DeleteNice one Kate. The Advent calendar is sweet, every day.
DeleteEspecially if you buy those chocolatey ones.
DeleteI was sooo jealous of Laurie, I was crazy about Keith. I think I loved him.
DeleteI use to, for my kids. (Not high quality choco).
DeleteKate you are CHanelling; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb4FMn-IWEY
DeleteI saw a Lindt one this year.
DeleteNo way!
DeleteWay!
DeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteReally, he thinks he shouldn't go in the sin bin?
ReplyDeleteCash it in boys!!!!!!!!!!!
Players are gonna be gassed. PatCHes get interference penalty.
ReplyDeleteKill it boys.
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Hopefully Chez Paree is offering broon players a 2for1, as of midnight.
ReplyDeletePhew!
ReplyDeleteBefore the penalty play continued for almost 8 mins.
ReplyDeleteBooty!
ReplyDeleteBudaj!
ReplyDeletelaff fans think they'll get Gretzgy to coach them - everybody wants to be a leaf don't you know.
ReplyDeleteHope it comes true, after all he did a heck of a job in Phoenix.
Deleteml$e will offer him some exec role. Doubt Janet wants to live in that dump but there are lots of casinos nearby.
DeleteI like Blob's shirt and tie.
ReplyDeleteMissed it. Did it make his head look smaller?
DeleteAlso, Partridge comment for you upthread.
I cannot copy and paste links on this iPad for the life of me. Any tips?
Deletehttp://bitly.com/a/tools
DeleteUse their app.
Thanks moe, I"ll give it a shot.
DeleteI'm here for ya Laurie.
DeleteDredger coming up soon to tell us when to expect 99 to come save the leaf.
ReplyDeleteThe tsn dwarf insider talks about a leaf overseer/pimp. They need someone to revive wendelclarkson's career.
DeleteWould like to see the Habs score another goal for good measure.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
C'mon boys, go go go!
ReplyDeleteShit!
ReplyDeleteAck! (tsn is happy)
ReplyDeleteWell that sucked.
ReplyDeleteMy negroni took the edge of of that goal.
DeleteI'm on the amber liquid.
DeleteI'll take a loser point as a minimum (this also fucks tsn's sea of blue leaf).
ReplyDeleteBooty!
Cash it FFS!
I'd accept it but rather the devils take the loser point. And yeah, CASH IT!
DeleteNow pick it up and cash it in, take back the lead FFS.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Bruins off since Saturday. I hope their rusted rather than rested. Could be a rough night tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteYou think Parros plays?
DeleteFuck!
ReplyDeleteOuCH. Fuck off CCR
ReplyDeleteUghhhhh.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when Booty gets out of the net.
ReplyDeleteNice stick DDD.
ReplyDeleteLost of time, GYMFHG!
ReplyDelete*lots*
DeletePenalty for Gkid,
ReplyDeleteKill it.
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Cash it!
ReplyDeleteNice kill.
ReplyDeleteNow go cash it!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Lego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOld Eller!
ReplyDelete+0.5
DeleteThat was all gCHuk.
ReplyDeleteThank god they woke up. T'was getting a little sloppy a few seconds ago...
ReplyDelete+0.75
DeleteShit!
ReplyDeleteFUCK.
ReplyDeleteBad.
ReplyDeleteShit!
ReplyDeleteAhh fuck PK, way to feed the fucking mediots.
ReplyDeleteYou just know tsn will have a field day with that and use it to say PFK is a liability.
ReplyDeleteLooks like PK was still asleep. Brutal.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteNo SoCHi for PFK. His career is ruined. Only upside is DGMB will save some $.
ReplyDeleteGio!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete*rubs eyes* GIO!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWay! (CHanelling Kate).
DeleteDDD!
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! Game on!
ReplyDeleteunder review?
ReplyDeletePhew!!!!!
ReplyDeletePFK could score a hat trick, play in nets and save a bunch of puppies from a burning house and TSN would still go to town on bashing him. C'est la vie.
ReplyDelete+76
DeleteHe could save tiny, cute, fluffy kittens and it would still be a bashfestsn.
Delete3of4 points bitCHes. Get an extra 1.
ReplyDeleteGoal was DDD's.
ReplyDeletePFK owes Davey & Budaj a steak dinner.
ReplyDeleteHe can afford the entire cow.
DeleteHang on boys and girls.
ReplyDeleteThis is fun.
ReplyDeleteNo puck luck, PatCHes stick breaks, Gkid hits the cross bar.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
'Sup kids?
ReplyDeleteDid we win?
1 of a possible 2 points. Way!
DeleteHeadin' to the shootout, so...
Deletemy heart!
ReplyDelete...and breathe.
Deleteba-boom, ba-boom.
DeleteHave we ever seen PFK selected for the SO? I'm sure he would love retribution.
ReplyDeleteDo you remember who the coach is?
DeleteOoh. I would too.
DeleteDon't remember this much excitement vs Devils.
ReplyDeleteSo the devils haven't scored a shootout goal in 4 shootout games. I'll go out on a limb and say they're due for at least one. But the Habs are good for two.
ReplyDeletePut PFK on the SO and have him slap the FHFucker home!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Ho! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
Dammit.
ReplyDeleteGo Lego
ReplyDeleteLEGO!!!
ReplyDeleteLego!!
ReplyDeleteWoW LEGO!
ReplyDeleteGo Booty!
ReplyDeleteGo DDD!
ReplyDeleteDDD!
ReplyDeleteDDD!!!
ReplyDeleteBooty!!!!!
ReplyDeletewooooohooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEat shit leaf and DIE BROONS DIE!!!
ReplyDeleteI cant believe it
ReplyDeleteBudi-licious!!!
ReplyDeleteWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<--------------
ReplyDeleteThank you! See above call.
ReplyDeleteThats a lot of up-scrolling. Way!
Delete1 point behing the broons.
ReplyDelete*behind*
DeleteThey just said Peter Budaj scored the go ahead goal instead of DDD.
ReplyDeleteWay!
DeleteI'm already sad I can't watCH tomorrow :( Silly finals.
ReplyDeleteWe'll swap positive vibes for finals and Habs.
DeleteGo Habs Go, Go iRiRi Go!!
Good luck on the final iRiRi!!!!!!!!!
DeleteGracias FHFriends!!!
DeleteIs the Dev coach still smirking?
ReplyDeleteFuck PJstuck on l'A/C and will just be all over PFK
ReplyDeleteSTFU PJ!
Habs have 15 of 16pts.
ReplyDeleteheh, bashfestsn shows Habs win, the other game and straight to their sea of blue. Sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteEven funnier they go to nasal and princess for quotes. The two dumbest leaf speak for the shittiest team of all time. Way!
DeleteTrying to hide their shame....can't happen.
DeleteNotice that MT2.0 kept PFK on the ice, showing confidence in him.
ReplyDeleteHell of a third and OT. Gotta say PK was lucky - could have been called for tripping on the tying goal, I wouldn't have been surprised. But in the end, it's all roses. Thankfully I don't have access to the mediots and their panels, because the anti-PK bullshit will be full throttle.
ReplyDeleteNew thread to keep things going ...
ReplyDeletehttp://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2013/12/this-is-only-placeholder-thread-for.html