So on Tuesday when Glorious Leader asked if I could do the Bs preview, I said "sure!" It was going to give me a chance to rant the frak out the frakking Habs who frakking sucked. Then they had to go out and win a game, a shutout no less, and look like a semi-competent NHL team in the process. Frak me, 'cause now I got nothing except my BSG memories. Let's do this thing.
Waiting for The One True God - 7 PM start in Beantown. Habs 4-6-0 in their last 10, Bs 6-3-1 and riding a four game win streak. On the flip side, Habs are actually on a four game win streak against the Bs. Jinx!
I'm sure they're Cylons - I still think Days of Y'Orr is one of the cleverest blog names around.
Hot like Number Six's red dress
For the Habs, uh, hmm, PatCHes and KidG each had a goal and an assist each in the last game, and TFS had a shutout. So let's go with that. Oh and our PK is still 4th in the league. That's something I guess. For the Bs, Krejci is piling up points, the Marchand-Bergoeron line has 29 points in their last 6 games, and the Bs rank 2nd in the league in goals against. No doubt the Habs offensive powerhouse can deal with that. Oh and the Bs have scored six goals in three straight games.
Cold like Admiral Cain shooting her XO in the head - Habs PP has 3 goals in the last 33 tries [/does math, comes up with some single digit %]. Ugh. Danny Boy has points in only 2 of his last 21 games.
Not playing due to an Ambrosia hangover - we need you back gCHuk! BlanCHe has an upper body something.
Post-game adult entertainment establishment to dream of frakking - Pop on down to Foxy Lady Brockton, which was recently raided by Homeland Security for "peddling fake Red Sox and Patriots gear in exchange for lap dances". God Bless America.