Jan 2, 2014

Same as it ever was ... Habs Seeing Stars Game Preview and Open Thread

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And you may find yourself living with a PP shotgun lack 
And you may find yourself in another part of fuckface bettman’s world 
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a nice 3 goal lead 
And you may find yourself in a beautiful net, with a beautiful TFS 
And you may ask yourself 
Well...How did we get here? 

Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down 
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground 
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone 
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found 

And DGMB you may ask yourself 
How do I work this? 
And Geoff you may ask yourself 
Where is my large automobile? 
And MT2 you may tell yourself 
This is not a beautiful life 
And TFS you may tell yourself 
I’m going home to my beautiful wife 

Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down 
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground 
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone 
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found 

Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 

Game dissolving...and lines always CHanging 
There is Brière at the bottom of the lineup 
Under MT2, carry this team to the bottom of the least 
Remove the coach taking them to the bottom of the east 

Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down 
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground 
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone 
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found 

And you may ask yourself 
Where is that beautiful team? 
And you may ask yourself 
Where does that powerplay go to? 
And you may ask yourself 
Is the ref right?…Is the ref wrong? 
And you may say to yourself yourself 
My God!...What is going on?! 

Letting the plays go by
Let the ref hold me down 
Letting the minutes go by
Timeouts flowing underground 
Into the MT blue again
After Molson’s money's gone 
Once in a lifetime
Consistency not to be found  

Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Look where the ref hand was 
PP time isn't holding up 
PK time is an asterisk 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Same as it ever was... 
Yeah, the twister comes 
Here comes the twister 
Same as it ever was...
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200 comments:

  1. Great parody, moeman and good to see 29 taking care of business.

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  2. Killer work moe

    GYFCanadaG!!!

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  3. I like my new hairstyle

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    1. Casual, easy to care for.

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  4. Canada killed it..

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  5. Scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Swiss powerplay.

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  7. 1-0 after 1

    I believe that's out first 1-0 lead of the tournament. I hope we're not making a mistake messing with our winning formula

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  8. Can you imagine growing up with a name like Dumba?

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  9. Canada gets a penalty shot.

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  10. Penalty shot! CASH IT

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  11. I think they should have allowed the goal.

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  12. Mantha scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2-1

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  13. Wow Mantha is 6'5!

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  14. Today’s free Apple gift is a Chatelaine cookbook. Bonus set of oven mitts!

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  15. Anybody got a feed to game? Excellent paradoy Moeman.
    Go Canada Go

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    1. http://atdhe.xxx/hockey/watch-canada-vs-switzerland-51c49#

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  16. Damn Swiss score with 1 sec left to the period.

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  17. Reviewing if stick was too high.

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  18. 4 minutes to call it a good goal. At least you know they really looked at it, no like in Toronto.

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  19. Idiot TSN has a picture of PFK with the caption 'End Of The Road' for the story on the pre-game.

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  20. Crap, penalty to Canada.

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  21. Scores!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Lazar a Ottawa pick 17th overall. fuck would have been nice to see him or Mantha on our farm

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  23. swiss have a player named Fabio, we need a Fabio

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  24. Damn another penalty.

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  25. stop taking penalties FFS

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  26. Scores!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  27. what is really interesting about this game is that it is interesting. Canada has a team full of NHL players but still the Swiss Miss can compete and give us some action. Take not Mr Buttman, Olympic sized ice might be the cure.

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    1. note Buttman, take a note

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  28. CHicken! Wait, what?

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  29. Canada and another Ottawa pick

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    1. nope he is Pittsburg

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  30. do you really say pull E ott, I always thought it was pull E eh

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  31. And the crow chants Fucale, Fucale!

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  32. Is Hudon playing?

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  33. 4.4secs to GO CANADA!

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  34. Woooooooohooooooooooooo!!

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  35. Congrats Canada, but good on you Swiss Miss

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  36. nice job boys. take a lesson Habs

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  37. Hey Merica you suck at hockey, and thats only a start

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    1. do not feel so bad Merica your really good at some really good things. No thanks to Dick Cheney and company

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  38. does she not have a sexy voice OMG

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  39. Ohh I got Colberg and DLR against Reway, GO Habs Prospects GO

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    1. my first look at Colberg and DLR. cmon boys!

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  40. (Y) scratCHed for tonight.

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  41. Just watched 12 years a slave, the good news is the hero is a Canadian, the bad news is Buttman has a southern strategy, Yeah he wants all those KKK eyeballs. I am not one to buy into conspiracy theories. No everything you learned in elementary school about the noble aspirations of our leading individuals is absolutely true. Italians are great at construction, see Rome circa 1000 AD. Jews killed Jesus, and they kept that crime hidden for 300 years. Can a lay a lick on Islam, no they never killed anyone. Pastafarians have driven up the price of wheat in Africa. Every belief has its sins, all forgivable. But Buttmans southern strategy is the worst of the worst. I would never equate hockey with the two worst things in human history, judge for yourself which is worst, the holocaust or slavery. I would say the holocaust was worse because no one can plead ignorance. Which brings me back to Buttman, he has committed a holocaust on skill to produce a bland killing on ice that is the NHL today.

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  42. these Swedes are good

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  43. People going to hate or even dislike. But that is what propels us forward. I am big on moving forward. Maybe loving the Montreal Canadians will be one of the test that qualify citizens to take positions of responsibility. We could have not worse measure of a person than to love the CH. Sure some will succumb to St Catherines St or the Sweet Ice Cream meth that follow a great victory. For the most they will pass out and load up for a new day. A day where the cup follows the parade. a day that brings a joy a facial wetness that most brides if they are in the moment will interpret as true love

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  44. PFK is paired with Cube.

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  45. loophole has a disciplinary hearing on Friday.

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    1. Sneaky, dirty player.

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    2. Repeat offender, I say 6 games - 4 for this one and 2 for the hit on Kadri.

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    3. He is a Grade A asshole and thinks his wearing the disgusting blue&white means he has some kind of carte blancheetbleu. A very disrespectful player. Always been like that.

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  46. Interesting: http://www.broadcastingcable.com/news/programming/cbs-live-stream-its-nfl-playoff-coverage/128200

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  47. The entire house smells of curried chicken. I love how those smells last for a few days (too fucking cold to have the patio screen door opened). Bonus, might get to 0º Sunday! Where are my beaCH shorts!!!

    Also, had SriraCHa on my poaCHed eggs this AM. Wow!

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    1. 33 Sriracha recipes (scroll down) : http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/19/sriracha-recipes_n_4441860.html

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  48. Habs play OTT on Saturday, care to guess if the cockroaches deem two Canadian teams facing off to be their 'national' game?

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    1. the Maritimer6:13 PM

      Nope.

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  49. the Maritimer6:21 PM

    Several things to comment on.

    1. moe is going to wear out that picture of a smiling 29.

    2. Too busy with my boy to watch the SwissMiss/Canuck game live and join the commenting.

    3. I like this Fucale kid. He's got the swagger to play in Montreal.

    4. Rumours of a deal between the Habs and Sabres....Ott may be involved. He's kind of a dick but the last time I saw the Sabres he was annoying the fuck out of Princess Pylon and that little fucking rat the Jackal. I like that.

    I'll check in later for an update. Ciao.

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    1. 1. Nah, all in à propos FHFun. 29 can have his web lawyer call me if there's an overuse issue.
      2. Not a bad game at all. Fell asleep during the Sweden game.
      3. Thx Squid.
      4. Wouldn't mind Ott one bit. Bonus, drooling CotU mediots.

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  50. Season 3, Episode 1, fun; http://comediansincarsgettingcoffee.com/louis-c-k-comedy-sex-and-the-blue-numbers

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  51. Not watching tonight...I will follow your comments and catch up tomorrow. Still pissed that a useless fucking waste of space like eMpTy still has a job with the Habs so my protest will be silent for the time being...but before I go dark...fuck you Michel Therrien - I absolutely despise what you have done to mt Habs. You are a fucking useless coach the first time you tried and you are possibly even more fucking useless this time around. Your player management is straight out of the dark ages and you are a fucking piss poor judge of character and more interested in keing hour job by spewing rhetoric you don't believe for a second and then you dare to show contempt for people who dare to call you on it. Fuck you for what you are doing go PFK and fuck you for continually ignoring the future by giving GChuk shit minutes out of position. He is a natural superstar CENTERMAN younfuckin blind dumb cocksucker. Now fuck off and die!

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  52. Vodkov plays his 100th consecutive game tonight.

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  53. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  54. GYFHG!!! SCORE SOME GOALS FFS HANG ON BOYS!!!!

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  55. those green stars unis are terrible

    PING

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    1. They look like martians.

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  56. Cole's been hot lately, let's end that tonight.

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  57. Bonus having a sister that lives in Switzerland, LINDT!

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  58. Poor Bourque always a bridesmaid never a bride.

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  59. WTF they played during the break and it's 1-0 stars.

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  60. why do i even bother. sigh

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  61. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  62. That's it gCHyuk will be benched for the season by MT now.

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  63. Let's hope stars' poor PP continues tonight.

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  64. uh oh, Hope Gallagher is ok.

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    1. He's OK. It'll take a lot more to hurt KidG.

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  65. Good Gallagher's back.

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  66. Just got a call from my friend Ama Retto.

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  67. KidG just tapped someone with his stick. Be careful you'll be sent to the box.

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    1. juce, are you suggesting that embezzlerefs talk amongst themselves and maybe KidG's 'abuse of a crybaby official' was discussed amongst the crew of crybaby officials?

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    2. Exactly, they've circulated a list with his 'infraction' from the bench on it.

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  68. Oooh PP, Cash it, boys!

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  69. Last shot from PFK was right on Lehtonen.

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  70. So if Bobby Ryan is a lunkheaded leaf does he get the same bullshit personal putdowns by some overrated fat fuck exec in Calgary? Methinks the overrated fat fuck exec in Calgary has a personal agenda against the player and probably because the player is a Sen. The excuses the overrated fat fuck exec in Calgary uses against Ryan pale when his numbers are compared to the oft-tracked ke$$el.

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  71. broons, preds tied at 2 in the 3rd.
    Go Preds

    sens, jets tied at 2 in the 3rd
    Go Jets.

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  72. DDD on a sick play by PFK!

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    1. An Olympian play by PFK.

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  73. What a play by PFK!
    Fuck you MT

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  74. Blanche shouldn't get a penalty, the other guy went after him.

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  75. I give that one to MoeMaN

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  76. Cole & pleXXXe?

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  77. Crap, penalty shot.
    Go TFS!!

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  78. O CMON

    that was not a breakawy

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  79. PFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  80. PFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  81. Stick the penalty shot up your ass ref!

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  82. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  83. TSN will find a way not to make the the HON

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    1. Can you imagine PFK scoring a goal like that at the Olympics? Usain Bolts Swedish gal pals would go fucking crazy.

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  84. randy carlyle just called Stevie Y. to complain about PFK.

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  85. TFS got an assist!!!!!!!!
    Stick that penalty shot up your ass refs!

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    1. They'd have to remove their embezzled heads first.

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    2. A little lubricant...

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    3. Something oily like colon campbell?

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  86. RDS should STFU about the Canadian National anthem (being sung in French) as the never fucking show it. Ever.

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    1. Treu dat. Maybe they heard Elliot saying it may not be feasible for to have an outdoor game in Montreal as their fans prefer to watch RDS. Well if CBC didn't suck leaf ass, maybe.

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  87. Another penalty.
    Kill it.

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  88. Incidental contact, stop whining.

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  89. One of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen comes from some American chick (wearing a Bruin's jersey in her avi) yesterday, " I'm so happy Sidney Crosby didn't make the US Olympic team." I literally choked on my tea.

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    1. Unbelievable - NOT, it's a broon fan.

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    2. Nevah! Tetley. That.is.all.

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    3. Oh, and does Moey have her little pinkie raised whilst sipping her tea? (Say yes)

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    4. Always. My mother was British, I had tea in my baby bottle

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    5. Sugar and lemon?

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    6. Always milk with a wee bit of sugar.

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  90. Damn, 2 nice set-ups by PFK, Gkid missed and Vodkov missed.

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  91. juce, did fried man actually say that about an outdoor game in Montreal?

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  92. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  93. Gorges doubles as goalie.

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  94. Pay Gorges all the money.

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    1. Save some (pun intended) for PFK.

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  95. Can't believe I have to listen to a lunkhead like denis gauthier comment about PFK.

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  96. Mediots,

    PFK is no longer a rookie. He is an exciting, creative, seriously skilled player. Please stop analyzing his every fucking minor mistake to bring him (a black man) down. This bullshit of reigning him in and of defensive liabilities, needs to fucking stop. He is a fucking exquisite (expensive) diamond. There's no more rough. Admire his game and most of all enjoy it.

    moe

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  97. Any news if Saku still has it to make the Finnish Olympic team?

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    1. Hope they bring him and Teemu as the wise old vets. I still miss my Saku. *cries*

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  98. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  99. Ok boys, let's make this one count - cash it!

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  100. Gkid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  101. What's with TFS tonight, left net wide open a couple times.

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    1. Just another day at the office for TFS.

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  102. Oh for fuck sakes.

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  103. crap crap

    just like Florida deja vu all over again

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  104. Lego!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  105. LEGO!!!

    Wings!!!!!!!

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  106. Faith FHFers!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  107. Ping (DDD head hits metal).

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  108. OMG HOW DID YOU MISS

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  109. OMG so many close ones.

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  110. WTF was that save by Lethonen!

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  111. Man if he just lifted the puck....

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  112. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! GO Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  113. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/01/wow-again.html

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