A Golden Sexy Friday Moeman. The cartoon killed me and talk about thigh gap.
Rask out for SWE.
8 golds for Canada, tied with USA (and Germany), one ahead of Russia. And we earned all ours!
Hey bribing and collusion is hard work
Excellent SF. Our CArey as much in demand by the Olympian press as he is here. Yep, he is right, playing in Montreal has certainly prepared him for the pressure of Sochi.Go Canada Go!!Go CArey Go!!
Amazing work on SF moe!GYFHosersG!!!!FIN up 1-0
Who is the blond # 9 moe? holy cow that is an attractive woman
Therese Johaug, Norwegian XCross Skier. I figured the sweatPants! would get you.
Is that a real picture of the Norwegian curler? Holy shit. Whenever I watch the Canadians I feel like each of them could safely beat the living crap out of me. Curling sure has evolved over the years.
And as I wrote that, CBC shows a feature of the guys working out.
The paint is real. Look close.
Swedes & Finns tied at 1 in the 2nd.
Thanks for reminding me I can start early
There is a very evil back story behind todays conflict of civilizations. Its science VS fatih, Monsanto VS mother nature. Yes Canada the US team is filled with full blown Supersoldiers. Brought to you by the same forces behind, Pearl Harbour, lone gunman, Steve Harper and 911.
Tim Peel doing that game, which means he won't be doing ours. Thank goodness.
I did not need to see a passport to believe that
2-1 SWE, Kid Karlsson.
Yet +76 sits.
29, the answer to your question re: #9 is upthread. She's also #12.The blonde Mom and dark-haired daughter are CArey's family.
She reminds me of Brit Marling (Norwegian Heritage) an amazing actress who does not get near the adulation she deserves. Yes she wrote wrote, produced and stars with Eric.
My mistake timfuckingpeel is from the CotU and part of the ORA.
He's listed as American on the Olympic site. I guess because he lives there now.
He is like Harper a Merican wanna be
Another US-Canada gold medal re-match about to start in speed skating. GO CANADA GO!
Yay! Canada wins! Easily. Total collapse for the American speed skaters in Sochi. And on this race especially. One more win for a medal! Semis coming later tonight.
Damn i missed it. I fucking love that team pursuit event
There's more coming up tonight. Our ladies are coming up against the Russians, and the men will do their semis after that.
Curling has begun. C'mon Brad!
Go Mens curlers!
Scumbag cockroach heely calls Sedin 'tutu'. Sick fuck.
Upset it speed skating. Poland puts out Norway. This is good for Canada, because they face Korea next, but if they lose they will go for bronze against Poland instead of Norway (assuming the Dutch beat them both, and there's no reason not to).
Damn it, great shot for Murdoch. Could have been a huge end there.
2-0 CAN into End 2.
The ladies will be going soon, 29, if interested.
And by that, I mean in 20 minutes.
Tim Horton died today at age 44 wearing 4 Stanley Cup rings. Rumour has it, his lamborgini was being pursued by the Pole ese
Those McDonalds Olympic ads make me want to vomit. Same feeling I had last time I ate there.
GBR has to take 1. Early ad CAN
SWE 2-1 final
YES 3 for Canada in the 3rd. 5-1
Jacobs dominating, 5-1 after 3.
Here go the Canadian ladies in speed skating.
So SWE beats FIN 2-1, scores sounds familiar. No panic eh cockroaches? Now maybe STFU about komirov (typo) and choke on Alfie making the Gold medal game, you sick leaf fucks.
Pouring rain here. Hope The M. isn't buried in a snow bank.
Ack, women lose to Russia
Damn it, Canada started off fast, but faded. They're out.
No big surprise, the women are "in transition". They lost in 2010 at home with superstars and the WR.
Pays to be in great shape in curling.
Steal of 1! 6-1 CAN after 4
Paper thin point!
Semis for men's speed skating will go at 3:13 for you guys.
what would I do without you oman
Congratulations Sweden you play good hockey, you manufacture world class fantasies for both sexes. Without you my house would be a location for hoarders. For those that know Splash you provided the context for one of John Candys greatest lines. You put the nine iron in Elle Norgens hands. You made me at 16 feel ashamed that my cardio profile was not equal to your 70 year olds. You made safety sexy and non conformity comfortable with Volvo and Saab. Most telling when everyone was telling you, or even threatening you to kill the juice, you drank deeply.So I wish and hope and pray to the GSM you shrug off the assassination of your president, and find yourself.Would it not be ironic if two nations lead by facists competed for the gold medal in hockey at the most fascist games since 1936. If you think I am out of line, bullwhip pussy riot one more time.
GBR forced to take 1 and lose the hammer. 6-2 CAN at the halfway. HANG ON BOYS
An un-named German athlete has tested positive for doping, will be re-tested.
I've heard it's a biathlete. But fingers crossed that it's a luger (I doubt it). Canada finished 4th in doubles and womens and team, so if it's one of them, it'd bump us up to bronze in two events! But again, I doubt it.
deuce for CAN in the 6th. 8-2. HANG ON BOYS
If allowed by the powers that be, I might win a gold medal in commenting today. For me is pure brilliance, against me is the reformulated KGB for which we have no name, and the good old NSA. The question I have to ask myself before every keystroke is " punk do you feel lucky, have I fired five shots or six" In the munitions of logic that is relevant if I have intellectual shotgun.Sports is pretty well the direct port to the lizard brain. Yes it is an excellent argument for rule by femmes. Is there a women in the world aside from Ann Coulter that would have spent fifty billion on the Olympics? No they would have spent it on child care. Why, because its not a trite phrase, children are the future of the world. Develop better children and volia, we have a better world.
Do not get me wrong. The Olympics are one of the greatest creations of mankind. Never let the pursuit of perfection interfere with the garbage of disposal of mankind, If we can recycle something anything from the experience we are all in forward land.
I'll take the equivalent in hockey, please.
GBR falling apart. Only take 1 in the 7th. 8-3 CAN with the hammer now. HANG ON BOYS
Damn it. Canadians lose. But they'll go for bronze tomorrow.
Against Poland, who almost got lapped by the Dutch.
CAN gets 1 in the 8th. 9-3GBR SHAKES!!!! GOLD MEDAL CANADA!!!!!!!
That's it! GOLD!
First time Canada got both golds at the Olympics.
Four golds in the last 24 hours.
Whether you go with golds first, or total medals, Canada is in 2nd now. It also doesn't look like anyone's coming close to Canada's 14 golds from Vancouver. Actually, it looks like no one will get over 30 medals (US got 37 in Vancouver). People are calling it the "Parity Olympics". That's nice.
There is a time to get out a lot of venom. I think here I too advantage. The reason why, Canada vs the USA is a sacred ground, not going to mess with Karma on that score. I can only say what I said before, supersoldiers do not like heat.
awesome leap onto the podium by the curlers!
KRASNAYA POLYANA, Russia — The Italian Olympic Committee says bobsledder William Frullani has been kicked out of the Sochi Games after a positive doping test.In a statement Friday, Italy’s governing body CONI says it was informed by the International Olympic Committee that Frullani came up positive for the substance dymetylpentylamine in a test taken in the Olympic Village on Feb. 18.CONI says Frullani asked for a backup test that was taken Friday and “confirmed the positive result, resulting in his exclusion from the Italian delegation.”CONI adds that it replaced Frullani on its four-man bobsled team with Samuele Romanini.
the way those bobsled teams link toghether, I gotta say it must be viagra
That's 2 now.
Well Canada hit 29's 23-25 medal count. Some bitter losses and almost podium finishes but maybe the coolest thing about our Team Canada is the true Canadian humility of our compatriots from coast to coast. To coin one of my favourites lines from an Olympic ad, 'we all play for Canada'. Love that line!
Way to go Canada! Another 2 gold medals and it's not even 5 o clock in London!! FUCK and YES! Now let's get back it and get to the gold medal hockey game. That's what we've come here for after all. And Moeman - Amazing Golden SF!!
Interesting to note that Jacobs' rink had to win just to get into the Roar of the Rings in December, then went undefeated there.
Not to get ahead of things, especially judging by how it's gone for them so far, but there's still short track tonight, too.
Russian short tracker's first name: Semen. teehee.
Everyone's falling down in the first two heats. No Canadians yet.
Two more down, but a Canadian finishes on his feet. Into the semis!
Olivier Jean out.
Ovie delays joining the Caps as his father has heat surgery, all the best to both.
So there was a bump but Drolet doesn't advance? Short track is a mystery sometime
Well, when she got bumped she wasn't in the top 2. However, the Brit should have gotten DQed, moving her on anyway. Short track is always a mystery.
i know the rule but that kills me. the move the DQ'd skater made directly affected Drolet's possibility of getting into the top 2. that should allow advancement as well. ah well screw it, our curlers our double golders
Our girl got totally screwed, but doesn't move on.
Only you and I care o'man
We all play for Canada.
But Maltais advances. nice work
Yeah, but she set an OR in the qualifications, yet her heat got the extra skater which makes it harder. And the extra skater was the Dutch girl who is pretty good, although she did just skate in the long track pursuit earlier tonight (so props to her).
Though this heat is totally stacked. Probably top 3 all in it.
Right in front of my office:http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-sinkhole-forms-at-intersection-near-tunnelling-site-1.2546074
sinkholes are a Montreal thing! you can't steal our thunder like that
New bus tunnel under construction.
Is it big enough to fit a bus?
I don't want to alarm anyone, but all four Canadians finished a short track race on their feet.
Go Team Canada Go!!! Go Team Canada Go!!! Go!!! Go Team Canada Go!!! Go!!! Go Go!!! Go Team Canada Go!!!
Wonder how wide the cockroach kessel/leaf puke funnel will be? Oh look, he's the first player they show.
Let's do this!!!!
GO YOU FUCKING HOSERS FOR FUCK SAKE SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS FOR FUCKS SAKE PLEASE
I think there was more Kessel/JVR in that montage than all of the Canadians.
moe at this rate we're gonna need an ice cream thread by the end of the first
Like CArey, its chillin'.
Hughson's voice goes up ten-fold when Kessel touches the puck
I'll bet that's not all that goes up.
Ugh, all those empty seats. What I wouldn't give...
Oh god, they're already on Kessel's dick. Sick. Be Canadian, for one minute.
Sorry PatCHes, but save it till you're back at the Bell.
I guess all of Canada is watching, because my feed went out and I can't seem to get it back. Short track is working fine in another window, though. I'll keep you updated.
we'll KYP on hockey
CArey looking sharp
Go Team Canada Go!!! Go Team Canada Go!!! Go!!! Go Team Canada Go!!! Go!!! Go Go!!! Go Team Canada Go!!!
Charle Cournoyer is into the 500m final!
Love the big ice.
CASH IT CANADA!!!
that was not a particularly impressive PP
FOR FUCK'S SAKES. Another one of our skaters totally in good position to go onto the finals, and falls on her own in the last corner.
THAT's the #teamwipeout I know and love!
You know who hasn't fallen. I don't want to jinx anything, but it's the new guy who has no expectations. I watch a lot of short track, and I have never seen skaters from one country fall so much. I don't like blaming athletes, but this is pathetic. I'm not angry because they don't get medals, but this just makes Canadian short trackers look terrible. It's like if our hockey guys consistently scored on themselves. Lose the race. But stay on your feet, FFS.
i agree. i love short track, but this is embarrassing. you can say "it's short track anything happens" but most of the falls have been straight falls, i.e. no contact. that shouldn't happenunless the Russians are sabotaging our blades of course
You kid, but there was a scandal last year with the Americans fucking with our skates.
well after one period I feel confident in saying that the game is going to a shootout at 0-0
Anyone know what the shots are?
I heard they were 16-11 Canada after the 1st
can we not say CArey's period is longer than natures?
So far, there doesn't look like there are many goals in this game for either side - pretty one-sided as well - but all outside and no rebounds
Crotches Corner goes to Kessel, with McLame's insistance. I'M SHOCKED!
I'm watching on the BBC feed from the internet - still at work! - and all they do is show some of the highlights then pan around the rink and show all the fans and the Zamboni, more fans, the guys who skate out during the TV breaks, more fans...It's all infinitely more interesting than crotch's corner!
Arrogant. Ignorant. Sick. Fucks.
The Canadian going for gold in a few minutes in short track, if interested.
cmon Charles! he looks like he's 12 years old
Bronze! He stayed on his feet
That's more like it!!
I'm so far behind.
you're ahead in our hearts
my short track love made me miss the goal. WOOOOOOO!!!!!
ONe nothing Merica fuck you delivered by a Bowmisters
Go for double digits boys, punish them for using banned munitions in Falujia
More kessel sucking. Fuck off.
Kessel made a great play, all bow down in unison
bullshit call. KILL IT
Kill that bogus penalty!!!
better than a drone strike
we are stomping these motherfuckers (NTTAWWT its not their fault, they were born that way)
For once in this universe dictated by the laws of thermodynamics could we not have leave of good ice.
I still get the impression that the cockroaches don't trust Price. Even if Canada wins he will get no credit.
It will be the great defense (minus +76) that made it happen
I think you meant aren't.They are leaf fans right?
I deleted that typo'd comment, apologies to all FHFers.Fuck em', they AREN"T Canadian hockey fans,
I knew that.
holy fuck what a bullshit call.
third PP for the USA, presented without comment
Refs have made their allegiances known. KILL IT.
I am sickened by the the blowjob commentary in these and all modern Olympics. Its all my team all the time. Astoundingly the CBC is blowjobing the Americans, now there is a personification of the Olympic ideal.
That as a great kill.
Yup, including CArey.
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Like anyone is at work today.
Tread lightly, moeman.
They might be there but not much work going....
I left early.
Wow, nice shot of the ladies and Patrick Chan in the crowd. Show your bling!!!
Fun watching the Canada D, they don't make many mistakes.
I'm off home now - expect this will end before I get home - Go Canada Go!!! Go CArey!!! #FreeSubban
HANG ON BOYS
So sad watching Canada and Korea in the relay B final.
Right now there is a supersonic ram jet commissioned by Harper moving in on Sochil There is only one question in mind? How do you execute the perfect Choucula shell? Team Canada asked and Choudula responds. " I could have gotten here faster if the F35 could do more than a gait at supersonic" So say your goodbyes to Chocula, he will not be seen again.
Well, Canada wins the B final. That's something, I guess.
cockroaches, 'all across Canada', no Quebec venue but Washington DC. At least they aren't still showing their own offices at the CotU. Arrogant fucks.
So far the Kesseltractor shows him off in Keive plowing fields under gunfire
Can't type now, watching hockey.