Mar 1, 2014

Buck up its the Habs vs. leaf Game Preview and Open Thread

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201 comments:

  1. the Maritimer8:30 AM

    It's gonna be cockroaches and leaf splooge galore tonight.

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  2. Love the 1st pic, #3 has scarred me for life.
    Go Hab Gio!
    Go Bujdaj!

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  3. I hope Budda redeems himself tonite, he let in about 3 softies against the P. PFK is being totally mishandled. The Kid wants to go, can go and should go, so coach let him go and build plays to support his rush, Jezzz. Add Lego to the MT victims. It seems the whole reason Montreal has a hockey team is to make DDD look like a first line center.

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    1. the Maritimer1:11 PM

      MB has spoken with deeds and actions. As goes DD, so go the Canadiens. Lego is on borrowed time, if he's not gone by Wednesday I will be surprised. PK is being fitted for skates with lead weights to slow him down and Therrien does not want him skating past center ice. It's in the manual Chokula left behind.

      I detest Therrien and his coaching tactics. I can't stand seeing DD, who spends more time on his ass than his skates as the privileged child whom the world revolves around to the detriment of bigger and equally skilled centers such as Lego and gCHuk. It's too bad they don't get the opportunities afforded Desharnais.

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    2. The only place DDD is going to star is as a stunt double for Peter Dinklage

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    3. Thanks Maritimer for saying exactly what I think.

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  4. I had a very vivid dream just before I woke this morning. I don't know if i've ever dreamed about hockey before. The scary part is I dreamed that PK broke his thumb playing against the leaf tonight. It was scary real and not just a flash, but I watched the replay over and over. Not only that he got a hooking penalty on the play and the leaf won the game on the ensuing penalty. The only saving grace is that the play was against Grabitchski who is no longer a leaf. So it can't be real.

    GYMFHG!!!

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    1. Was timfuckingpeel the ref?

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  5. 1-0 Caps over broons end 1st.

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  6. Congrats to Jagr on his 700th goal. Woulda been nice if he was wearing a Habs jersey.

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    1. 4-2 Caps over broons final.

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    1. the Maritimer6:10 PM

      No free tickets tonight? Then get thee to Hurley's.

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    2. I'm gonna drink Harp and Bushmills and pretend it's Hurleys

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    3. Is you condo built like a maze?

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    4. the Maritimer6:29 PM

      London Pride and Glenfiddich for me. And I've been off booze for about two months. Could be dicey.

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  8. 9-1-1 wings and Leffe Brunes.

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    1. Pasta with Arrabiata sauce, mini strawberry shortcakes - you know I'll have more than 1 and white Aussie wine.

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    2. Nicely done juce!

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  9. Lots of leaf cocksucking by the cockroaches. Shameless sick fucks.

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  10. the Maritimer6:35 PM

    All leaf all the time. Who are they playing again?

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  11. Its not a rivalry.

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    1. I actually got this one through on the torontosucksnuts network:

      Rivalry? Sorry, the Bruins are the Habs rival, Leafs are the pesty little brother your mother (in this case NHL) forces you to let him hang around with you. GHG!

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  12. heely, yipping about the NYR's Callaghan and a possible 7x$7M, says 'next joke'. The first hilarious 7x$7M joke, céline.

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    1. the Maritimer6:54 PM

      Nice shot at the overrated stiff.

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    2. @the M, leafs are heely's viagra.

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  13. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  14. Go You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs GoGo You FuCHing Habs Go

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  15. Thanks to Harper for eliminating the mandarory retirement age and letting us listen to a couple of octogenarians tonight.

    And Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  16. Go Budy Go!!!!!!!

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  17. RDS has the anthem!!

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  18. sure I get two weeks of perfect streams from Russia, back home I got what looks like a techno nightclub at 2Am and I am on Molly

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  19. Important note by cockroach Amber: only one line to keep an eye on. You don't need to be told which line that might be.

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    1. Little known fact, JVR and Phyliss tried the two man luge in Sochi. When the ride was over JVR said to Phyllis
      "rides over Phil you can get off me now"

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  20. O Canada sing a long. I like it. At least RDS is showing it

    DIE LEAF DIE

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  21. STFU simpleton, its not a rivalry.

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  22. Every time the Camera follows Phiyliss for more than five sec drink

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  23. That linesman is a monster! Habs should sign him right fucking now.

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  24. Gotta feel bad for Danny B sometime. Offensive superstar back in the day now his wingers are Parros and MOEmaN

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  25. Cash it on the fuckers!

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  26. PFK telling the leaf idiots how heavy his Gold medal is.

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    1. the Maritimer7:30 PM

      Heh.

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  27. bozak and kessel in an ASUS ad.

    Don't buy ASUS products.

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    1. Organeman has to go to Taiwan on his next visa run and kick some shit

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    2. They're defective.

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  28. I like this pleXXXe-Gio-gCHuk. it should result in a lot of gCHuk goals very soon

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  29. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA(-ish) update

    Finished watching the one season of Caprica last night. There was some good stuff there near the end. A bit disappointing it ended after one season. The way the Cylons were beginning to integrate into human society I found intriguing

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    1. and some cool callbacks ("futurebacks"?) to stuff like "skin jobs"

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  30. Gah I hate that fucking delay penalty

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  31. Need some of that old PleXXXE magic.

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  32. Lots of cheap late hits.

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  33. Hey, bob cold, its always a sellout game at the Bell Centre.

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    1. the important thing was he had an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time.

      This is what i think of listening to bob.

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  34. short track's power couple!

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  35. Hey amber, who the fuck cares?!

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  36. Nice blind pass by PFK

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  37. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  38. g CHuck teeing up a shell shocked evening for the leaf

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  39. And a beauty screen by PleXXXe!

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  40. HabsFan29 7:30 PM

    I like this pleXXXe-Gio-gCHuk. it should result in a lot of gCHuk goals very soon


    just sayin'

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    1. not bad but still a ways to go to match the 2 to 0 lead

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  41. His last goal was on my birthday. Now don't fuck up coach, give him his due ice time.

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  42. WOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. céline the pylon!!!

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  44. Patches, and my fucking feed freezes every time Montreal gets a scoring chance, fuck you Harper

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  45. 29 is a true Visionary.

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  46. O I'm sure you had a feeling bob cold.

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  47. the Maritimer7:47 PM

    That'll shut up those fucking donkey leaf fans.

    bob cold is sad.

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  48. That was laffs 1st shot on Budaj

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  49. Loophole is still in the NHL?

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  50. Another Bob Cold beauty, RBQ gets hit skates off and Cold says he is still on the ice.

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  51. It's entertaining listening to the cockroachleafsucking apologists do a game like this. Not counting my chickens at all yet though. Just sayin. It's early.

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  52. In honour of our Visionary, the pleXXXe-Gio-gCHuk line needs a nickname.

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  53. ... and there it is, simpleton spewing the leaf comeback courtesy of kessel. STFU!

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  54. Simpson letting us you know who is the hottest player in the nhl right now. Hey Simpson, can you name two Amerians that have scored in this game? Douchecanoe.

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  55. Holy fuck Cold with "THEY COULD TIE THE GAME!"

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  56. bob cold blew off his diaper with his THEY CAN TIE IT!

    They didn't.

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    1. Reminds me of heely during Canada/USA kessel only needs 1 to tie it.....kessel can tie it...suckleaf...suckleaf.....and then CArey and Team Canada shuts his mouth and USA OUT!

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  57. the Maritimer7:59 PM

    Fucking donkey leaf fans.

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  58. Great minds moe. Bob drops his underwear off at his doctors after leaf/habs games because the doc needs a stool/urine/semen sample for his physical.

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    1. cold is a fucking pathetic homer, no wonder the cockroaches praise his wrinkled shitstained ass. Speaking of wrinkled shitstained asses, here comes the #1 leaf fan.

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    2. Nah, even leaf viagra couldn't produce any swimmers there.

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  59. the Maritimer8:02 PM

    Time for the old Crotch.

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    1. the Maritimer8:11 PM

      What a fucking ridiculous rant, he can barely speak english. For the love of God, retire these two old coots cbc you're embarassing yourself.

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    2. NHL.com doesn't show any intermission...thank fuckin god for that!!

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  60. I just noticed that all the other games were played earlier today except for the all Canadian match ups. I guess that's so "all the American fans" are forced to watch the outdoor game - whatever the fuck they're calling it. That said, it should be a great game.

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  61. got a decent stream, yep back to the old punjabi feed.

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  62. Evening all...been watching my nhl feed for the first time in ages...and it's good...except it's Hnic - which is fucking poor and about 2 minutes behind the actual game...and fuck me is bob cold a fuckin leaf douche...it's been years since I have actually list emended yo him and oh my fucking god us he ever leaf centric pathetic! Never mind...I can always turn down the sound and sip my disaronna

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    1. Btw I hate typing on an iPad..

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  63. Snowing in Chicago. Proper for an outdoor game.

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  64. thats something about Lafontaine. I think Buffalo, Buffaloed St Lou. Halak for Miller a slight edge this year but Jaro is only 28, stewart for Ott are you kidding me, and then a first round and another pick, robbery. So was was LaFontane not on board.

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    1. LaFontaine sure didn't last long.

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    2. looks like Nolan will take it in the end as well,

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  65. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  66. So that's not interference on kidG i guess. But a good play by Gunnarson.
    And THAT IS a penalty. OK then. Got it.

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  67. A battle scence from GOT, Trygien vs the hound

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    1. Bonus, it brought down cold's erection.

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  69. Murray always shoots at the net, always ping! I'm hoping they sign him another year. Besides a guy who invents something so people can get to beer sooner is cool in my books.

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  70. Offside, kessel penetrated too soon, I'll bet that's not all he does too soon.

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  71. Might want to show all of céline's mistakes. No?

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  72. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  73. Oh no, I just saw Therrien 'coaching' gCHuk. Guess he's done for the night.

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  74. Gotta run out and pick up kid2. Hang on boys. Be back for the 3rd.

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    1. buttman called

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    2. leaf viagra butt's all for it.

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  76. so now its the Hot stove featuring 29 and the Maritimer

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    1. the Maritimer8:57 PM

      I can't speak Punjabi.

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  77. 20 minutes. HANG ON BOYS

    SOG 7-5 TOR in the 2nd. thrilling NHL hockey

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    1. Granted they had more shots, because you know, they are an offensive power house, after all.

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  78. the Maritimer8:56 PM

    Fucking leaf donkeys.

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  79. I wasn't impressed by that period at all...sloppy sloppy and lucky. Also unlucky u suppose-/as that crossbar towards the end was unlucky

    Go Hans go! Hang on boys!

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    1. @kmaXXX, please don't take this wrong, but is 'hans' a typo, or does it actually mean something? I have seen many laffs refer to the Has as hans? I really don't care about anyone's typos and I would be the last person to ever point them out - I often have conversations and I mis-pronounce something and people may correct me, but why? If you knew what I meant to say, why would even bother- so no, that's not what I'm doing here.

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    2. damn *Has should read Habs*

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    3. Pretty sure tripleX meant Habs. b is next to the n on the keyboard.

      Also, whilst using iOS, create keyboard shortcuts!!!

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  80. the Maritimer8:59 PM

    Oh fuck off bjstuck you fucking leaf bag licker.

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  81. the Maritimer9:01 PM

    This fucking panel is only concerned about how their fucking leaf is playing. Fucking assholes.

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  82. All leaf all the time. Funny they didn't mention their leaf Dman is -1 and looked like total shit in their own end (but he is Olympian). Sick fucks.

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  83. the Maritimer9:02 PM

    What the fuck is this leaf tv?

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  84. the Maritimer9:04 PM

    A little cheap Hab praise on leaf tv. Fuck you.

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  85. my version I did not understand except for there is some team in Kashmir

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    1. Steve, I wanna see more ot that GO!

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  86. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  87. Nice save by budaj, Price-like x 2!

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  88. the Maritimer9:18 PM

    No Price? No problem, Ned Flanders to the rescue.

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  89. the Maritimer9:19 PM

    Kadri you fucking rat.

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  90. Shit Weiss got a kadri's skate in the face, hope he's OK

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  91. How does simpleton know it wasn't on purpose?

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  92. man that skate was close to all sorts of dangerous places in the head and neck area

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  93. The exciting dump and chase play. eesh.

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  94. no really, kill me now

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  95. srsly, anybody but him. ugh

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  96. the Maritimer9:30 PM

    Funny how Markov doesn't get benched for that dumbass no look pass.

    Fuck you Therrien you fucking phoney phucker.

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    1. 2 words, l'Antichambre.

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    2. oh, maybe 2? what do I know I'm an anglophone in a cesspool.

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    3. the Maritimer9:47 PM

      No place the Maritimes.

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    4. the Maritimer9:47 PM

      No place like the Maritimes.

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  97. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    C'mon Steve, do it!

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  98. Make the deposit!!!!!!!!!!!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  99. the drunk Maritimer9:35 PM

    Do something with it FFS!!!!!!!!

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  100. Woooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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  101. PFK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  102. PFuckingSubban!!!!!!!!!

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  103. the drunker Maritimer9:37 PM

    YES!!!!!

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  104. its about fucking time

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  105. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!

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  106. 4 on 4 play gCHyuk.

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  107. Wow Weiss really got cut, stiCHed and now back with a cage.

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    1. that's one serious looking stitCH job

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  108. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    KILL THE LEAF IN REGULATION

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  109. Delay of game, now ot's ours!

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  110. KesselTracker follows him to the box

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  111. the Maritimer9:55 PM

    Ha ha fuck you kessel you fucking dink. Fuck you cbchnic.

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  112. well a meh point so far

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  113. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Ho Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!
    GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  114. PatCHes!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  115. Patches, but the leaf get a loser point fuck

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  116. the Maritimer10:06 PM

    Fuck you cbchnic and donkey leaf fans.

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  117. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/03/chreme-glace.html

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  118. budda gets my first star

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