Mar 30, 2014

Habs finding their way (to the playoffs) !

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65 comments:

  1. the Maritimer10:31 AM

    Find DDD in the picture....look over Patches left shoulder you will see all 5'-2" of him. Barely.

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    1. He really looks up to Patches and Vanek.

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    2. Look up, look waaaaaaay up.

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    3. You guys know why they cancelled The Friendly Giant right?

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    4. Because Rusty was always half in the bag.

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  2. After the Habs lost to Boston on March 12th, I suggested on here that they should go 6-3 or possibly 7-2 for the remainder of the month. I was so fucking wrong! TRY 8-1 BITCHES! And it all started with that epic comeback against Ottawa. Thanks Sens.

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    1. At the beginning of the season I called for the Habs to go 8-4-3 in March. By my count they went 10-4-1! Nice ones boys!

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  3. Tim Bozon ceremony:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iubz-ww_XY

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    1. Thanks moe. Hockey. Class.

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    2. What a wonderful sight to see. I choked up seeing the reaction of one of his teamates at the benCH.
      All the best to you, Tim.

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    3. so happy to see him recover, I hope he can pick up his career. But why was he not vaccinated? Why is everyone not vaccinated. I believe some very crazy stuff, but vaccinations, I am old school, I am Oliver North on the needle.

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    4. Thanks moeman. It was wonderful. Always nice to see my hometown rink. I watched the game last night. It was a huge emotional win of the series for Kootenay.

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    5. I watched Bozon play this year when Kootenay came to Victoria. He had a special game. Two goals and three assists, and was easily the best player on the ice that night.

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  4. Man NBC sucks, 2 mins left in the game philthy / broons and they cut to regular programming.

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    1. the Maritimer3:41 PM

      Weird, they stayed right to the end on my station. BellAliant channel 409. Thugs beat Phucktards in a shootout.

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    2. Videotron 652. They did the same thing last year during a damn play-off game.

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  5. Watching The Beatles: The Night That CHanged America - A Grammy Salute that I PVR'd. Awesome!

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    1. except most of the covers would not pass muster at your local karoke bar

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  6. Alabama Whorley is killing it in the pic o' the day

    The gala last night was awesome. John Wetteland was the coolest guy, we had a lovely chat. Larry Walker killed it on stage. Pics with Moises and Ken Hill here - https://www.flickr.com/photos/almendelsohn/sets/72157643153723373/

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    1. Impressive, looks like you had a great time.

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    2. I should mention two additional facts about Wetteland: 1. He was perhaps the only player there who looked like he could still play; and 2. he was hammered

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    3. Very nice 29.

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    4. very cool pics

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    5. and I am so ashamed I had to google Alabama Whorley.

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    6. The interesting thing about true romance is that is was a box office and critical bomb when released in ninety three. I seek out movies like that,

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    7. After you take the TR journey you must visit Kalifornia

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    8. Oh steve if you don't think I haven't seen Kalifornia yet you don't know me very well. I saw all those movies when they came out essentially. Ensign Ro! Fox Mulder! and then Bradd Pitt and Juliette Lewis? That boggles the mind. Pitt was phenomenal

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    9. can not stand Juliette Lewis but loved Kalifornia anyway. Have you seen Anchorman 2? The most brilliant two hours of pure stupidity ever.

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    10. BTW 29 I assume you have seen everything! My point was if you watch TR you have to watch Kalifornia soon thereafter again. It is like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and The Sting, you have to watch both in close proximity.

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    11. Gotcha

      Juliette Lewis was better in her other Serial Killer Road Movie, Natural Born Killers

      Have not seen Anchorman 2 yet. I will eventually im sure

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  7. Someone on tsn leafs thread said to look this up, this is hilarious.

    Phil Kessel: Ultimate Goals Compilation
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1z_KvJ4nTg

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    1. when doughnut phyllis gives you the puck you have to score

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  8. In the case of both gCHuck and Lego who is the Drexl Spivey?

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  9. I like ready EOTP moneyball posts. But sometimes the math is offside. First we have a post about NB and Tin Tin that is spot on, then we have one telling us the the DeathStar line has a weakness that can be exploited. No this is the line that kills the dead puck era.

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  10. Wings beat TB in regulation! Best possible outcome! Now Habs up on Bolts by 2 with a game in hand and hold the first 2 tie breakers (wins and ROW wins). Wings pretty much out of reach for the leaf now, barring a miracle. But I want the BJs to finish ahead of them because I think the Wings have a legit shot at ousting the broon goons in the 1st round.

    Oh, and Sens 4 pts back of the leaf with 2 games in hand now. Teehee!

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  11. Poll taker: Sir, what do you think the problem with the world today: Ignorance or Apathy

    Guy on street: I don't know and I don't care,

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  12. good to know. Bishop seems to be wearing himself off with all those young boys. Watch as Sebastian Colberg makes him look like a giant sieve.

    LeCave basicly a fourth line player with the Phucktards, doged a bullet confirmed.

    True Story for Dear Leader, karma is a bitch. Yesterday a cop was shot in Brampton Ont courthouse. He is bleeding out, a bystander Linda Hunt (not the little actress) applies direct pressure until paramedics come. Saves his life. Why was she in the courthouse? She was facing a possession of pot charge. Harper has ordered the cop executed because this story does not fit the narrative.

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  13. Play off matchups if they started today and countdown clock.

    http://www.nhl.com/ice/stanleycup.htm?navid=nhl:topheads

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  14. Chester7:49 AM

    Griggy sent to the minors. Can't crack the Buffalo lineup.
    Habs make the right pick or what.
    Go Habs.

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    1. they say if you cant perform at an NHL level by 25 your cooked, in his case this could be the end

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    2. Chester11:35 AM

      Sad really.
      Could he be missing Mother Russia.
      Or is Buffalo just fucking up?
      Go Habs

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    3. the Maritimer11:47 AM

      LEGO is running out of time.

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    1. I love it when a plan comes together, I know I do not have to explain that.
      Anchorman 2 is another story. I do not think anyone who has not done at the least shrooms or if you want to bring the subject into certifiable focus ACID could promulgate upon this cinematic exercise. Marshall Mclean was tripping baby when he said one of two things, No one knows what is true because they were all tripping, The medium is the message is the phrase most people can not even think about, But in reality he may have said the medium is the massage. Its like a invasion of body rubbers invading our minds. So I have been asked by FAUX news to commentate. I know I have ursuped 29's role. So I get my eyelids botox to the max.Then I say ask Ho Chi Min, its to soon to ask.

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    2. So many complaints from the commentary asking for footnotes, Remember footnotes, they proved your bullshit was made of acrylic, The truth about the News is here.

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  16. I have played hockey, not at the highest level possible but at the most possible level I could play. I was not good at this level. But I learned so much. Good players in games. So if you do not have the best players your team concept is fucked. This idea of wonderwall with a cheap goal is bogus. Exceptions come and go but trends are forever. Our current account Habs are on some kind of interest rate discount. Yes the world ecomomy can live forever on a low interest enivorment. What causes me to say bullshit is the fact that the powers that be say this is possible.

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  17. Leafs start practice with scrimmage using orange ball-hockey balls

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    1. the Maritimer11:49 AM

      They might as well be using golf balls and irons, they'll be doing that soon enough. Fore!

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  18. http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/habs-emelin-returns-to-montreal-for-family-reasons

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  19. http://espn.go.com/nhl/powerrankings/_/season/2014/week/24

    Habs leap from 11 to 6. Leafs crash down to 30th. HAHAHAHAHAHA

    TSN rankings still not up. they are still trying to figure out how to fudge them I guess

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    1. hahhaahaha
      Nilan was laughing his head off, he just loves the leafs crashing, Mark Masters coming up on Off The Cuff.

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  20. ESPN needs a proofreader. Check http://espn.go.com/nhl/notebook/_/page/pucks_central_033114/highlights-march-29-30 , the top performers from Saturday (on the right side):

    Mats Zuccarello | Montreal Canadiens
    2 G, 1 A, 5 SOG, +3
    vs FLA | Recap

    Zuccarrello is a much cooler name than Pacioretty

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    1. Habs need a player named Nutella.

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  21. Habs sign Connor Crisp and another player (I missed who) to a try-out contract.

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    1. Ok ,it is Crisp and Brady Vail to the Bulldogs for the remainder of the season.

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  22. This is so cute.
    http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=144&id=591621&lang=en

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  23. https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/450702527160266752/photo/1

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  24. TSN finally posted their power rankings http://www.tsn.ca/fantasy_news/rankings/nhl/

    Habs only went up 2 spots, Laff only dropped one. It was all luck Im sure

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  25. Speaking of nutella (upthread), last night I made brownies that included a cup of nutella and were sprinkled with m&m's. Needless to say there are none left.

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    1. Mmmmm, care to share? No pressure.

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  26. Devils win. 1 point back of the leaf with a game still in hand. Teehee! If the Sens can actually win here in the SO, they'll be 2 points back with a game in hand. Double Teehee!

    I'm drunk on the tears of leaf fans. And it's delicious!

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  27. And the Sens do win! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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    1. My heart bleeds purple piss. (where the double HE hockey sticks did that saying come from?).

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    2. *HE double hockey*

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  28. who do we want in 1st round? ide love for rematch vs those phlyers but ive read many times its not possible.

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