Mar 27, 2014

Moe possibly bitten by poisonous snake ~ 29 subs in last minute for this Wings preview and open thread


DON'T PANIC, but moe might be dead. I can't confirm he's dead, but it's less than 2 hours until game time and he has not put up a game thread so it's the only logical conclusion. GO GATORS. Errrr, GYFHG.

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196 comments:

  1. Info that didn't make it into the quickie preview:

    - Habs have won 6 of the last 7, and 3 straight
    - Wings 2-0 over the Habs so far this season
    - This is Game 1 of the Habs 4-game road trip
    - All the Habs 4th line forwards are injured basically

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    1. And projected lines: (copier coller from HIO and Im too lazy to sub nicknames)

      Pacioretty-Desharnais-Vanek
      Galchenyuk-Plekanec-Gallagher
      Bourque-Briere-Gionta
      Bournival-Eller-White

      Markov-Emelin
      Bouillon-Subban
      Weaver-Tinordi

      TFS in

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  2. Cripes! Moe is MIA. I have a shiva tonight so I'll be back in time for the second.

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  3. Let's hope Nyquist has had some Nyquil.
    GYMFHG!

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  4. 29 - an outstanding effort! Go Habs Go!!

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  5. "The rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated”!

    Merci 29, always appreciated by me and of course the local locals. Great post and the pic o' da day is perfect, polly describing the size of the snake (interestingly enough named pkp, because of the venom spewed).

    Allez-y Couillard! (for our Allophone FHFriends a couille is slang for testicles).

    GYFHG!

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  6. the Maritimer6:47 PM

    Time to kick some Red Wing ass and set a precedent. Go Habs Go! and a loser point would be OK just to fuck the leaf. But I want them to beat Babcock to make a point.

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    1. looks like you and I are on the same wavelength

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  7. I almost want the Habs to win in OT/SO so it hurts the Leaf. does that make me a bad person?

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    1. Depends who you are dating (but no because she probably looks crazy good in nothing but your Habs jersey).

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  8. This pathetic phaneuf, aka céline, story is pure proof that the CotU mediots are nothing but pigeons just waiting for their stale blue and white popcorn. They swarm in, eat it up and shit out ml$e crap.

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  9. DINNER THREAD

    whipped up a quick BLT and some Garlic-Parmesan mashed potatoes. with some Sam Adams, because Im patriotic to the USA, or something

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    1. Turkey sub with tomatoes, avocado, melted OKA and a Niagara CHardonnay (hides from 29).

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  10. Marc Denis has a quality stylish criss cross suit going

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    1. Black shirt sets it off.

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  11. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Ok, PFK, another CHance to show Babs what you're made of.
    EmpTy, set PFK free!

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  13. Don't know who that Wings anthem singer is, but she has some nice... pipes

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  14. PUCK DROP! Hang on boys!

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  15. Nice shift 4th liners.

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  16. If we trade for Tatar his nickname would be crest or floss

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  17. Wicked shot by Plexxe! Nice hustle out there.

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  18. been watching the 300 Rise of an Empire with Eva Green. Lousy movie great breasts.

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    1. just Google Image searched her. holy crap

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    2. that gif is alriiiiiight

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  19. LEGO on the PK. eMpTy turning him into a defensive forward apparently

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  20. Fuck off, embellishment.
    Score on their asses.

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  21. OH FFS

    it can't be a penalty AND a dive. fuck me

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  22. pleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. That'll teach you refs.

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  24. slick play by PFK. no doubt it was "cocky"

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  25. You can hear the CHeering all the way down the 401.

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  26. Superplexxe how about a natural hattie

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  27. Gaga and Blondie at the Ottawa Bluesfest.

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    1. Journey! Styx! Foreigner!

      my teenage years come to life

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    2. ooh John Mayall that's good

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    3. and actually, you know "blues"

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    4. QOTSA should be good as they seem to have their shit together.

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    5. Blondie and Mayall, same day.

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  28. nice period boys. keep it up

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  29. PFK is the new sprague cleghorn.

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  30. On of my Music Profs with a colleague from Concordia study women in music (including Gaga).

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJYIKqe5VTc

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  31. cmon boys dont let up

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  32. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  33. Cash it.
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  34. weak call but I will take it cash it

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  35. Quick whistle, VonT was cashing it.

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  36. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT

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  37. Make that deposit.

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  38. the Maritimer8:21 PM

    Howard saving the Wings asses so far. leaf fans don't know whether to shit or wind their watch.

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  39. I not dropping my pants for VonT. His best before date has come and gone.

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    1. He had the one that was behind howard but refs screwed him on that with a super speedy whistle.

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  40. DDD!!!!!

    sweet pass from vonT

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  41. What a beauty pass by VonT.

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  42. Good game so far...Howard is strong...Lego is alive!

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    1. yeah he is back on third line

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  43. the Maritimer8:25 PM

    Von T! What a play!

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  44. DDD from VonT sign that guy

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  45. DDD...DDD...DDD...DDD!

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  46. kidG, gotta be careful.
    Kill it.

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  47. the goalie its OUTSIDE THE FUCKING CREASE. cmon

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  48. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Lots of loads dumped at the CotU.

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  50. TFS...TFS...TFS..and the post!

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  51. 20 minutes. HANG ON BOYS

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  52. Tampa, NYI tied in the 2nd.

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  53. Should the Habs win (and it looks like it), my guess is the mediot main story is how this helps the(ir) leaf.

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  54. How my day went: http://bit.ly/1fpygtW

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  55. the Maritimer8:47 PM

    Probably not a chance in hell that vonT will re-sign with Montreal but I hope he enjoys his run into the playoffs, he was lucky to escape those two hockey wastelands he was in.

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    1. I think DGMB could make a decent argument to VonT to stay. I think a lot will depend on how deep a playoff run the Habs hive him

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    2. I think he may not want to sign with the education laws, his offspring will have to go to French school. Not sure how old they are. Then again, if they are very young, maybe he'll think another language is a good thing. Who knows.

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    3. Captain Gio says he is proud to live in Montreal. Have him talk to VonT.

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    4. maybe he could afford a private school or is that not allowed?

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  56. Game is moving along nicely...think I will hang in there boys! Watching the Detroit feed on game centre - mickey Redmond is doing colour - he sang a stomping Tom Conners song! He is being pretty fair as well. The bigger bonus is no annoying still shots reminding me the game is on a break

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    1. the Maritimer8:55 PM

      Mickey Redmond = ex-Hab, traded to Detroit back in '71 for the Big M Frank Mahovlich who helped the Habs beat the Big Bad Bruins and win the Cup.

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    2. Always liked Mickey. He must be still big in Detroit - he's flogging Dodge Ram 1500 trucks on the commercial breaks too!

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  57. do not want Tampa, that Bishop cant trust him around our boys

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    1. May not have a CHoice juce. Get home ice!

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    2. the Maritimer8:59 PM

      juce is the new Steve?

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  58. the Maritimer8:51 PM

    TSN leafer panel heaping praise on the Habs, fuck me it just doesn't sound right.

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    1. RDSing all night here. Didn't bother to see if they were showing the Habs.

      Also, Go flyers, tomorrow.

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    2. the M, did you smoke anything?

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  59. the Maritimer8:58 PM

    Keith Jones = dumb phucktard.

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    1. NEVER liked him. Braindead.

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  60. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  61. Big third period now...hang in there boys!

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  62. Unleash the KraCHen

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  63. Note to PFK, the Breezeby cross-ice play NEVER works!

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    1. CotU is gonna love that.

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    2. They are use to bad defensive plays and PFK is guilty on that goal.

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    3. He was, that's why they'll love it.

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  64. 29, how is your March Madness bracket?

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  65. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  66. That one is on Cube.

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  67. PatCHes has 3 fewer goals than the tranna thrill up their leg.

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    1. three goals from being the best player not named Crosby

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    2. less goals and less games.

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  68. Switched to tsn, looks like they want that goal back. Too late fuckers.

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  69. the Maritimer9:17 PM

    hnic gearing up the Patchestracker(tm).

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    1. Nicely tag lined earlier 29!

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  71. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  72. Patches goal was offside - mickey called it and he was right. Hang in there boys!

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  73. the Maritimer9:23 PM

    Austrian sausage!!

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  74. VONT pretty prety goal

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  75. the Maritimer9:24 PM

    Track meet....

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  76. old time 80's hockey

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    1. the Maritimer9:29 PM

      Where's Stevie Y and Federov?

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  77. Getting high on some Detroit fumes.

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  78. at least 2 penalties there

    this line is amazing

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    1. vonT-patCHes-DDD line needs a line nickname!

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  79. GO CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT!!

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  80. CASH IT

    (or at least dont give up a shortie)

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  81. Woooooooohoooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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  82. the Maritimer9:39 PM

    Whew!

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  83. well that was whacky

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  84. Good entertaining game

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  85. the Maritimer9:40 PM

    Another big win.

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  86. Way to hang on boys!

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  87. Butttman has awarded the game to Detroit on the offside goal

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  88. PFK needs a fuckin hood smack after the game he played in the 2nd and 3rd periods

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    1. Too much dipsy doodling.

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  89. Way past my bedtime. Thanks for threading up 29! Moeman, as always...you rock! Go Habs go!

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    1. ThXXX, happy spooning.

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  90. fun night kids. now GO GATORS

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  91. Habs only the 3rd team in the East with 90+ points. 7 to play. i like it

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  92. 'It's over, Madame Marois, nobody wants a referendum'

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  93. TSN,ca headline: "Great Escape"

    Like we were lucky. we never trailed. fuck all of 'em

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  94. Tampa, NYI in 2-2 in OT

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  95. TSN showing some Hab love. Br afraid, very afraid.

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  96. In the awesome news department, Tim Bozon released from hospital on Mañana's Sexy Friday:

    "Excellente nouvelle pour Tim Bozon, l’espoir du Canadien de Montréal, qui obtiendra son congé d’hôpital vendredi. Son équipe, le Ice de Kootenay, a dévoilé l’information en indiquant que Bozon sera présent au match de samedi pour une cérémonie avant la rencontre."

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    1. Now that is damn good news.
      Get well, get strong, Tim.

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  97. 3-2 Tampa in the SO

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  98. Tampa takes it in the 14th round of the SO. Damn it. But that's fine. Even though it keeps them on pace with the Habs, the ROW tie-breaker goes more in favour for MTL.

    I have no idea what happened in the 3rd of the MTL-DET game. I have to go back and watch it. But, in the meantime, YAY!

    Also, glad to hear moe is not dead.

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  99. Thanks 29 and long live moeman!

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    1. I promise to stay away from snakes.

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  100. So what does TSN decide to lead with their videos? The Habs win over the Wings, TB and the Isle's 14 round shootout? Bobby Ryan being injured for the rest of the season? Oh, don't be silly. Another leaf video about how they're going to turn things around tomorrow in Philly! Because that's what the hockey world is on the edge of their seats about.

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    1. Oh, and no comments allowed on Habs article. Again.

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  101. Pure class on Babs. On the offside goal (which I knew was offside when it happened):
    "You earn your own breaks. We needed another goal."

    Claude would have had the mic covered in spittle demanding the league give them 98 PPs next meeting and calling Patches a chicken.

    Oh, and whoever called the CoTU jerking off over the PK giveaway, they threw in one for free. They really hate the guy.

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    1. the Maritimer6:45 AM

      That goal was not offside. Look at the slo-mo replay the puck is ON the blue line and DD's back skate is still touching the blue line, perfectly legal. Fuck Clod.

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  102. Chester8:26 AM

    No sexy phriday?
    Go Habs

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    1. Patience is a virtue on Fridays.

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  103. Wilde Cards
    Gatineau swept Cape Breton as Habs prospect Martin Reway finished with 4 goals and 7 assists. Even more impressive is Reway was a plus 15.
    - Nathan Beaulieu must have sworn at someone or told someone off when he got sent down because the last I saw him in Montreal he was playing excellent hockey. This is the classic old men demanding respect from young men scenario putting Nathan in his place in Hamilton. That's what I believe. You want to help Nathan continue to be a man, then do it to his face in Montreal. Teach him lessons here. Help him to be a great teammate with great teammates. Is he going to learn all the NHL protocol and NHL life lessons with Gionta Plekanec and Price or Dumont Leblanc and Blunden? The Habs are doing this all wrong with this man. This isn't tough love. This is stupid ego. Beaulieu belongs up here. If I have a young man I care about, I don't send him to a lousy boarding school with lousy teachers and underachieving classmates. If I have a young man I care about who has the talent to work for me I want him around my professional environment. I want my Carey Price, who is a fine man and has learned a lot of life lessons, to see scenarios and know that when he talks to Beaulieu about something it is much more powerful a message than when anyone in Hamilton has a message to send. I would also bring my captain into the office and tell him to help my young man and take him aside when he sees something. I show Beaulieu leadership and caring in Montreal, instead of ignoring him on a bad team with not a thing to learn in an minor league environment that is just going to irritate the kid even more. Get that talented kid out of Hamilton already. Hubris angers me. And I don't mean the kid's hubris.


    Read more: http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/call-of-the-wilde-habs-clip-wings-1.1749833#ixzz2xGAYKN9V

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