Another spectacular SF moeman. Love the pic of the day.
+some like it hot
I cant say it any better than juce, happy SF winners
Almost 10:00 and still comments not open for postgame.and it appears it is the only postgame with comments blocked. Tampa game finished later and the comments are open.torontosportsnetwork sticking it to the habs because their leaf suck. Not professional (no surprise) very childish.
And it's even the main story.
His Flashyness assisted on 7 goals...Go Habs
Yeah, I saw another one where they said he was determined to be in on every goal scored. Maybe it was a night where ying and yang were in perfect balance.
First line, wow strange to use that phrase applying to our contemporary Canadiens, nikname suggestion..VonPD for the Vanack effect. It creates a paucity of pressure around Patches space and time. DDD is launched into a dimension were he plays big Smurf size. Von T dispensing justice like Judge Dredd on skates. Autobahn - exciting like flying 160K on a perfect Austrian alpen superhighway.DeathStar - If VonT was a musician I am sure it would be death metal. This line will blow up your goaltender and send your hockey planet sliding down the ice broken droplets of hockey players going the wrong way on the fire to ice journey. As long as the other team has no skywalkers or even Jedi Knights it works. It could be shorted to CSN for the group (Dark Star Death Star same same)
DeathStar could also mean what a good Canadians playoff run will do to the TSN Blue and White Battleship.
Great SF! "What's your point?" - hilarious. The Mooseheads won 11 - 3 last night to sweep their first round. They built up a 10 - 0 lead with Fucale in nets, then Darveau let in three. :o( Price's successor will win his second Memorial Cup next month. (Hopefully :o) )
It would be the T-1000 effect all over again.And just look at what Arnold had to do to put that fucker away.Go Habs
PleXXXE, for personal reasons, went back home to Montreal and won't play tomorrow.
I hope its nothing worse than he wants to do Lego a solid,
Hope it's nothing serious and everything is ok.
BJ's tied with the leaf with two games in hand .....Leaf is two spots out of last place ...OMFG we are all going to die.Go Habs.
I dunno if it's The Vanack Effect but I find Habs to be significantly more entertaining. I also don't get that feeling of dread when we don't pop in the first one. I am not planning the parade, but I'm thinking if Van The Man wants to stay in the bell province this would be putting us on the epic road to Valhalla. I'm especially liking our fourth line. It's a rotating cast of characters speeding and smashing in and out of the clinic, but, the good thing is that I'm liking Lego at the centre. For the first time he looks like he fits. I hope they have stopped calling him Larry.Go Habs
Van theMan we could have called hime G L O I R A, Gloria, going shout it at midnight. It would be so cool if everytime he scored they played Morrison. Either one.Andi is interviewing VonT.A: do you have a life phrase. V: eightpoint five million a years for seven years in Minnesota, or the after tax equivalent. I am Vanek, I come from Austria, just having to live in America instead of Austria is a huge tax on ones common sense. Montreal is as close to Vienna as your going to find in the Capitalist Running Dog Theme park you call life. Another plus you got French Strippers, in Austria we got nothing but Romanians. Although I got a text today a hot shipment from Ukraine is expected. We have the Beatles, all you need to know about Ukraine Girls. I know your beloved Dear Leader is a big Hockey Fan, he has contact me directly. He says if I play for the leafs next year he will once again allow VISA for the Canadian Ballet, and I can have Ukraine peelers in Canada. He really has strong feelings for the Ukraine. You may think the PM is caulous using the misfortune of others for his own pleasure. Perhaps that is just his character, we call it SchandenHarper. Not only enraptured but plotting the circumstances.
HIO main page is a recommendation to retire SuperPlexxxe sweater. If we win this cup or one with him on the Team something to think about, but I think its lowering the bar significantly. Koviou has a much better case but even then the team record has to contain cups, much higher standard than Hockey Hall of Fame, bassmouth, Dino the diddler, and many others have lowered the bar there, and BTW Paul Henderson is not in the Hockey Hall of Fame. Come on Hockey sometimes can be so High School. Of look there goes Betsy Sue and Broomhilda Ryder, they are the first iceshovel girls to be named to the Hockey Hall of Fame.
If they don't retire Carbo, they don't retire SuperPleXXX.Go Habs
No sweater retirement for 14 but a Selke trophy would be well deserved.I've never seen a Ukrainian peeler, are they different than the local French girls I've seen in Montreal?
No pretty much your standard issue peeler as I understand they love to be told not to pout, cause they think your saying No Putin. I have never actually seen one, but we may have an expert on the ladies of the Orange revolution on the panel.
If the retire Superplexxe then by default they hang Mariofuckingcocksuckersonofabitchmutherfuckertrtemblay's number in the rafters...and that should never ever happen ever!
He makes my skin crawl.le coin de blew-it.Go Habs
Wow, comments finally open on tsn.
Whats wrong with SuperPleXXX's family?He can have mine if he wants ...Go Habs
Happy SF all! Nice work moe. Love the new cartoon running through the thread featureHope everything is ok with PleXXXe's family
BTW, the dude in the kitchen is Yannick Webber cooking up a meal for TFS' sister.
Looked like Squid.Go Habs
Possible that PleXXXe becomes a papa for the second time. If so, congrats.
Meet Mrs. PleXXXE, who knew?Lucie Plekancová Vondráčková is a Czech popular singer and respected theatre and film actress. She also gained considerable amount of awards and is one of the most successful Czech singers commercially. Lucie Vondráčková comes from a musical family. WikipediaBorn: March 8, 1980 (age 34), Prague, Czech RepublicSpouse: Tomáš Plekanec (m. 2011)Albums: Dárek, MARMELÁDA, Rok 2060, moreChildren: Matyas Plekanechttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySmrXS-jF8M
Blue Jays donated $250K to the Montreal Children's Hospital.
And the leaf fall further into the pit of shit from whence they came.
@jamiemclennan29: Agreed, pretty heroic, “@odognine2: House league move by an NHL ref to kick a guy out of the face off on a 5 on 3.”wahwahwahhhh.@markhmasters: McClement thrown out of draw forcing Phaneuf to take his 1st face-off of the season … predictably lost it & puck in the net 2 secs laterwahwahwahhh@jonasTSN1050: McClement says he was thrown out of circle because he knocked puck out of official's hand. "I don't think he wanted to do it either."
There's a video on TSN now explaining to us that the losing streak is in fact no the leaf's fault. It's just bad luck and bad calls, of course. I mean, it's just bad luck that your $7mil/year captain can't clear a puck or settle a bouncing puck. It's just a bad luck that your blind pass ends up on the opposing player's stick. It's just bad luck that by being completely out of position you screen your goalie and then deflect the puck into your own net. Such terrible luck! See, it's not skill or lack of leadership or stupidity. It's luck's fault! Oh, and the officials but that's nothing new. In the worlds of Jebus, God helps those that help themselves. In other words, you make your own luck. Luck doesn't lose you 7 games in a row at the end of a season. Meanwhile, every hockey expert (outside the GTA) was saying it was defying luck and stats that the leaf was doing as well as they were at the beginning of the year. You can't get outshot 50-20 all season and expect to make the playoffs. Well, apparently you can if you're the leaf. But then you can just curse lady luck instead of addressing the issues that have embarrassed your organization for 50 odd years.