Apr 5, 2014

18 wheels of ice cream bitCHEs!

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170 comments:

  1. Woooooohoooo!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  3. Galley's nearly in tears FFS. This is sick.

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  4. wings vs wings.

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  5. Didn't realize Mark Lee was a Hab hater. He is.

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  6. What a comeback from giving up 3 ref-assisted goals.

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  7. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  8. Less than a minute in the leaf loss.

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    1. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤!

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  9. Yipeeeeeekiyayyyyyyyyyy!

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    1. juce forgot the Muthafucka part!

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  10. 45th win = wow.

    ONLY Canadian team in the playoffs. Id've liked to see all 3 Western teams make it.

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  11. OMG I just FHFucking love that truck!

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  12. One has to wonder how the cbc cockroaches sleep with so much bile an duke in their throats.

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  13. It's really baffling. Fine, all the mediots are pompom carrying leaf fans. Whatever. But why the hate and disrespect towards the Habs? It makes no sense. There's practically no coverage from any of the networks on what is obviously Canada's only chance in the playoffs. Zero. Nil. Zilch. I just don't get it.

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    1. Pro-leaf = anti-Hbas. Simple math. Fuck em'!

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  14. Brilliant pic moe, just fucking brilliant.

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    1. Merci Moey. I pick my moments to post the pics. As you suggest, this one was à propos.

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  15. Hey! What about the leaf loss? C'mon fuckers, cry your eyes out.

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  16. A win is a win...and a leaf loss even better - night all!

    Go habs Go!!

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  17. Not Geoff Molson9:57 PM

    Was great to hear Healy (I know it's rare) say that the Laffs only have a 9% chance of making the playoffs after losing to the Jets. The Laffs have no more home games left and choked in front of their sushi eating, suit-comped faithful.

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    1. Not Geoff Molson1:16 PM

      Should have gone with my gut feeling about Healy not being right. Turns out it was 9.6% chance for the Laffs before the game and now they've only got a 2.6% chance.

      Good night Irene!

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  18. BIG ♥'s to all the FHFriends for making this so muCH FHFun!

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  19. Cherry's croaking like a frog. As annoying as he is, I hope he's okay.

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    1. Just choked up about the leafs losing. He actually said "I'm a leaf fan" and "it's a sad day" and "they don't have a chance now". Plus, he IS 80.

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    2. Kate, you have a big and kind ❤.

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    3. He's been croaking all night. And yes he publicly admitted he was a leaf fan. Not to worry. he's got the Beaners jersey underneath his jacket.

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    4. My fave new word is pinhead. cherry is a pinhead. He and the cockroaches will now crank up their broon love. Sick fucks.

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  20. RDS discussing VonT, around the league he has a rep (mcGuire, etc..) as good when he plays but takes nights off. They say yes, but look at CCRider, he was a sniper and VonT is a sniper, you have to take his faults along with his qualites.
    Woah, woah, le motor! Double standard? They never say that about PFK. Now PatCHes great season is being credited to therrien, after all, who coaches PatCHes? Oh please fuck off kissing his ass, I hope he gets to join your panel once again on a permanent basis.

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  21. Therrien is in charge of the forwards. Seriously Juce, PK will be fine.

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    1. The day PFK signs his new Habs deal will be fun.

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  22. DGMB is wearing a nice pair of striped socks to matCH his purple shirt.

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  23. DGMB is giving the players the cred.

    Winning makes a difference. Our team is winning. Lets enjoy the fun.

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  24. I like his quirky fashion sense, I have trouble matCHing my wardrobe..

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  25. Good to hear voting in Afghanistan went well and peacefully.

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    1. another success story with a delusion level greater than a leaf fan.

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  26. Bozak on fans booing: "I understand at the end of the game for sure … I don't understand it at the end of the 1st period in a tie game"

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  27. the Maritimer10:52 AM

    Wow, what a game last night. The guide was correct and the Habs game was on the PVR when we got home. Loved all the anti-Habs bias by hnic, it just makes the leaf failure and the Habs success all the more sweeter for us. We have to understand though, that the anti-Habs bias will continue as long as hnic has control for the rest of the year. Hopefully, SportsNet will find some play by play announcers who are at least neutral and Strombo will not flog the leaf like mclame does.

    Poor old Cherry was nearly in tears after the game.

    The Toronto papers were a fun read this morning... guess the ACC fans gave their leaf quite the rousing send off after the game. And Rob Ford was drunk and disorderly, who da thunk it.

    Love the 18 wheeler pic. Absolutely brilliant!

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  28. I did a two hour hit and run on St Catherines and the Bell center yesterday. Still 30 bucks for a t shirt. What was new to me was you can buy used game sticks.Biggest name available was Vodkov. Considering these sticks are over 200 new I guess 125 for a used one is not a bad deal. In fact I saw one that looked like it had never touched the puck, it was RBQ's.

    Wonderful outcomes yesterday all round.

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  29. If VonT will not sign for next year, is it morally sustainable to use him this spring. Watching Djano unchained on Acid has messed up my moral compass.

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  30. (Y) obviously has very tough nuts. This is what we were missing.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CsAtUIkPLu4

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    1. Geez, I didn't notice that real time, what is it with him and loochic, do they have a fetish for (Y)'s jewels? did they see something in the dressing room they envy?

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  31. I spotted a very inappropriate nickname for our first round opponets. Tampon Bay. Some sick people out their people!

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    1. the Maritimer5:21 PM

      I've seen that one, along with Tanker Bay, which is how they end up with their Lecav's and Stamkos'.

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    2. like Tanker Bay. I really have no hate for the Bolts even if they do give money to didling Bishops.

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  32. Hopin' for the BJ's tonight!

    And go Columbus!

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  33. Hey the M, how was Winter Soldier?

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    1. the Maritimer6:59 PM

      I liked it. It's basically a spy (SHIELD) movie starring Captain America and the Black Widow. Lots of easter eggs for Marvel fans. Keep a sharp eye and ear.

      Oh, there is a guest star who fights Cap early you will get a kick (literally) out of. No spoilers from me.

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    2. As long as everyone realizes these are propaganda films used to justify NSA spying and death by drones from above. One of my few remaining favorite network shows is NCIS. Entirely funded and vetted by Lockheed Martin.

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  34. When the annual autopsy is done on the leaf expect to find the same ulcers and blue and white disease this body has been trotting out every Sept since 1967, Encouraging for the leaf is there top two players do communicate clearly with each other!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIayPfQ_Xgk

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    1. More Princess
      http://i.imgur.com/8mcMY29.gif

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  35. I was gone all weekend for a stag party (that ended up at a gay bar. Not that there's anything wrong with that). Can't believe I missed all the fun. Watched the Habs/Sens game on center ice, looked pretty fun. I'll try to watch the Wings game tonight, too. And the leaf is pretty much out of it, hurray! What a great weekend for hockey!

    BJs up 4-0 heading to the 3rd. Teehee!

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  36. Why doesn't TSN just come out and rebrand officially as Toronto Sports Network. How many articles and videos can you possibly have on the leaf? Even HIO doesn't have as many about the Habs. That's not an exaggeration. Maybe what, 2-3 postings per day at most over there? TSN currently has 4 stories about the leaf along with several videos. And they're not even playing today!

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  37. Toronto Fans have just started the Ole song. Its about who gets the higher draft pick. Should we be worried, hmm no. In what decade did the leaf last draft a impact player?

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  38. Stop the presses, hold the Internet.
    Captain Kirk is going to be a free Agent. MAKE IT SO DGMB

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  39. We must get this guy he is the real Rangar Lothbrok
    Nikolaj Ehlers

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  40. R.I.P. John Pinette

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  41. BJs win! 3 pts up on the losers still with a game in hand! Teehee!

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    1. Leafs will be out for good on Tuesday.

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  42. Jacques la mule10:06 PM

    Dear FHF friends living in Montreal and the rest of la belle province, can you make sure you go voting tomorrow and get rid of that crazy fat cow in power. Merci infiniment. Your friends from Colombie Britannique.

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    1. wish I could vote, but looks like a harbinger for Harper, Canadians are not buying anymore crazy they are full up.

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    2. the Maritimer6:57 AM

      New/Nouveau Brunswick votes this fall. Big Oil will tell us who to vote for.

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    3. The Iirvings they own everything including your vote

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  43. Steve no way Ehlers is around when the Habs pick. Wouldn't be surprised to see him go top 5. Top 10 for sure.

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    1. We will have to get Calgary number 5 pick. And that is going to be difficult to impossible.

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    2. the Maritimer7:03 AM

      Here's a thought -- Vancouver has Dane Niklas Jensen, they will pick high enough to get a crack at Dane Nikolai Ehlers, then MB can trade Dane LEGO to Gillis for Bo Horvat or Hunter Shinkaruk. Vancouver could then have Jensen, Eller and Ehlers as the VIKING line! What a marketing scheme! Give out helmets and swords to the patrons and what a party.

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  44. R.I.P. Mickey Rooney

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    1. RIP a life well lived.
      Now who is the third?

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  45. Everybody knows that the leaf are bloated
    Everybody who toils on that team is Faust
    Everybody knows that the season is over
    Everybody knows the bad team lost
    Everybody knows the fight was fixed
    The leaf stay poor, the Habs get rich
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows
    Everybody knows that the Team is leaking
    Everybody knows that the captain lied
    Everybody got this broken feeling
    Like their playoff fever, killed them and they just died

    Everybody talking to their wallets
    Everybody wants a no trade contracts
    And a city than endlessly propose
    Everybody knows

    Everybody knows that HNIC loves its baby
    Everybody knows that you really do
    Everybody knows that they've been faithful
    Ah give or take a night or two
    Everybody knows the Jackal is a Freak
    But there were so many people Cherry just had to meet
    Without a hockey pose
    And everybody knows

    Everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows

    Everybody knows, everybody knows
    That's how it goes
    Everybody knows

    And everybody knows that never is always now
    Everybody knows that it's me or you
    And everybody knows that leaf blather
    Ah when you've heard the air turn blue
    Everybody knows the deal is rotten
    Old Coach blows still pickin' leaf Players
    For your Veznia and Norris
    And everybody knows

    And everybody knows that the leaf failure is stunning
    Everybody knows that Noniss is moving fast
    Everybody knows that the sweaters hanging
    Are just a shining artifacts of the past
    Everybody knows the future scene is dead
    But there's gonna be a meter on your stream
    That will disclose
    you have to bay for failure
    thats the history of the leaf
    What everybody knows

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    1. +1, in a very low, deep voice

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  46. What about the Pac'D Van Line (pronounced packed).

    Loaded for bear and eady to move into the playoffs and keep on rollin' to the final.

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    1. I'm going to pedal this over at HIO and await the royalty cheques to start flowing.

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    2. if it rolls it has to go on the Autobahn

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  47. Chester1:05 PM

    Just tried to sign in to HIO so I could put in my 2 cents on J. Todd's View from Nebraska and couldn't sign in. It went to Google and click on this and that and it's crome and and ....
    I'm sorry I'm from the Big Brother era. Not the people in the house, the people that are spying on you. We all should be concerned with google and the other ones who gather information about you with out you knowing.
    Anyway I forgot what I was going to say.
    Go Habs

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  48. R.I.P. Peaches Geldof.

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    1. Wow RIP Peaches, not safe to be a celeb these days

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  49. I voted today. Fuck marois.

    Also, bit.ly/1g1rY43

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  50. Best headline ever: "The Maple Leafs' Collapse Is A Victory For Rationality"

    http://deadspin.com/the-maple-leafs-collapse-is-a-victory-for-rationality-1559848856

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    1. Heh. Its a pretty good read too.

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    2. problem is our trend is similar, but we have TFS to explain the anomoly

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    3. the Maritimer6:57 PM

      Loved that article, especially the "TSN leaf mouthpiece Darren Dreger" comment.

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  51. J Todd suggests the PFK dilemma will test DGMB. So it would be fun to speculate what would the Goat do.
    I suggest a trade to the Rangers for Swiss Miss 2.

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    1. the Maritimer5:27 PM

      Actually, Diazling is Swiss Miss 3. Streit was 1 and Weber was 2. Three strikes and you're out. Tell that Swiss scout to go to Austria and find von Trapp 2.

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  52. the Maritimer5:24 PM

    Oh. My. God. Moe has said it many, many times but I just heard it with my own two ears. On Prime Time Sports, McCowan and Shannon discussing the leaf for 15 minutes and at the end Bobcat said: " leaf fans aren't hockey fans. They're leaf fans." Shannon agreed.

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    1. /sheds tear

      I like the Bobcat because he is brutally honest. shannon is a pfuck-type POS.

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    2. the Maritimer5:41 PM

      Yep, always liked McCowan, he'll rip anybody if they deserve it and he is no leaf suck-up. He doesn't give a flying fuck about them. I think he is secretly a Habs fan. I know Damien Cox is.

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  53. the Maritimer5:38 PM

    Re: PK. Ultimately, I believe a deal will get done but PK's not going to get top dollar. I believe he will get a deal very similar to Price's, 6 years at about $6mil per. For all his flash and dash, PK still needs to learn the defensive side of the game. Babcock recognized that and MB, an old defenceman himself knows it. PK is a RFA and doesn't hold the hammer just yet. His only other option is a holdout and he already tried that once... to his chagrin. They were winning without him and they've got Tinman and N8 waiting in the wings to take his spot. Not a good plan. I agree with Todd, Markov needs to be signed first, 3 years plus maybe one more. Then take a run at Vanek, probably not going to happen but a long playoff run could convince him otherwise. Still, too many factors point to Vanek heading to Minny. Then you turn your attention to PK.

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  54. the Maritimer5:51 PM

    Speaking of SportsNet, HC @ Noon today, Kypreos and Morrison were heaping praise on the Habs for their play of late,particularly Price, Patches and Vanek, then in the interview with the great Scotty Bowman, Weaver and the two Gallys. I could scarce believe my ears. Kypreos even said that Hockey Central were going all in with the Habs playoff run. The Apocalypse must be upon us. Anyone seen the Four Horsemen? Wait would that be mclame, Cherry, pjsuck and heely, wouldn't it.

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    1. Heh, throw in the racist foster hewitt as the horseshit.

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    2. They're just preparing for the arrival of their new overlord Strombo.

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  55. First episode of 'Silicon Valley' is online: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvkmsI54ss4

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  56. This is why we laugh at the mediots and their team:

    "It’s a shame, really. At this point in the season, we should be talking about how Phil Kessel is closing in on 40 goals and has thrown his name into the mix for the Hart Trophy. We should be debating whether Jonathan Bernier’s numbers are good enough for a Vezina Trophy nomination and how James van Riemsdyk, Nazem Kadri, Morgan Rielly are all taking steps towards stardom." - traikos, another of the excuse-making morons

    http://sports.nationalpost.com/2014/04/07/toronto-maple-leafs-simply-not-good-enough-despite-sparkling-individual-performances/

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    1. the Maritimer7:00 PM

      What, no mention of Princess Pylon being nominated for the Norris?

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    2. There's another dandy article at the NP titled "Montreal Canadiens may be Canada’s only playoff team, but no need for rest of country to cheer for them" by Bruce Arthur. Do these hacks actually get paid to write this tripe? An article that basically states "we're leaf fans and we hate Quebec and the Habs" is journalism now? WTF is wrong with that shithole of a town?

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    3. I hope they fucking re-elect Ford. If I was able, I'd sacrifice myself and move there for 6 months just so I could cast a ballot.

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    4. the Maritimer7:23 PM

      He's not entirely wrong. I don't necessarily cheer for a Canadian team in the playoffs. The leaf ? Fuck that. Ottawa? Ha Ha. I've never forgiven Calgary for winning in the Forum in '89. Edmonton, too much Gretzky odour still lingers there. Vancouver and Winnipeg, meh. I don't want any fucking leaf fans cheering for my Habs anyway.

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    5. Arthur may not be necessarily wrong but he is still a leaf suck-up who sings from the same song sheet put in front of the mediot choir. I can see myself cheering 4 (maybe 5) other Canadian teams making it to the Finals. The leaf, never.

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    6. Fortunately, moe, you'll never be put into a situation in which you have to realistically contemplate that. Can you believe it, 10/11 years out of the playoffs, the one time they got in was a shortened season they squeaked into as they just started their collapse, and then they're out in the first round after spectacularly falling apart in G7. And yet, the mediots are still drooling over them. Over the last 11 years they are tied for the worst performance with the Blue Jackets, who are looking like they're going to surpass them this spring with their second playoff appearance in that time span. Get over them! They are NOT GOOD. Stop trying to make the maple leafs happen. They are not going to happen!

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    1. Early results are promising.

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    2. Libs up 43-17.

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    3. 52-20 (like a leaf SOG tally)

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    4. the Maritimer8:23 PM

      Adieu, Mme. Marois.

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    5. Just got home from my electoral gig (I had the cushy job and just 2 blocks away).
      GO LIBS GO!

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    6. Should also be seen as a message sent to harpo.

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    7. RDI (Radio Canada Quebec) predicts Liberal Gov't. (Lots of PQers work there so no mention of a majority).

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  58. Roberval usually PQ now taken by the LIBS.

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  59. jacques la mule8:26 PM

    bye bye criss de folle

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  60. the Maritimer8:27 PM

    CBC projecting a Liberal majority. The racists are toast along with PKP.

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  61. Well, pauline did say Quebecers would tell the world how determined and modern we were.

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  62. The Seps might be driving a bigger 18 wheeler off a bigger cliff than the leaf did/doing/will do. (see what I did there?)

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  63. Bias Fucks.

    This Week 9 Last Week 10 Montreal Canadiens45-27-7

    10-2 in the past dozen games, the Canadiens have been led by LW Max Pacioretty, who has 39 goals this season and ranks fifth with 87 goals over the past three seasons.

    Key Injuries: D Josh Gorges (hand).

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  64. jacques la mules8:34 PM

    na na na na
    hey hey hey
    good bye

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  65. pauline losing in her riding ...

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    1. jacques la mule8:36 PM

      et le but!

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  66. CTV calls a Liberal Majorty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. This isn't a shootout win for the Libs as some of the margins and the % of vote is much better than expected.

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  68. pauline's team numbers are stuck at a haperesque 28%.

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    1. the Maritimer8:42 PM

      He's next. Time for those smug bastards to go too.

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    2. They're robbing our electoral freedoms, was glad to hear from Sheila Fraser.

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    3. Free in our time Free in our time

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  69. the Maritimer8:41 PM

    Mme. Marois losing her seat. Wow.

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  70. the Maritimer8:43 PM

    Could be another ice cream night.

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  71. jacques la mule8:47 PM

    i wonder if the puke-ist will blame the "minorities" this time?

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    1. They'll have to start by looking in their own old, white, pure laine backyard. It ain't pretty.

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    2. We are Canadian! We won't let them steal the election.

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  72. PKP elected in St. Jerome.

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  73. Sep slimeball j-f lisée losing (he won by 9000 votes last time).

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  74. pauline regains her fatassed seat.

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    1. the Maritimer9:20 PM

      Mais non!

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  75. NJ-CAL 0-0 after 2.

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    1. Actually 1-0 CAL

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    2. Dyslexia creeps in.

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  76. leaf inspired feelings
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=rxlrYObodao

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    1. Good one, I muted PKP, sure that would have enjoyed this more, I was right.

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  77. jacques la mule9:31 PM

    man pkp is creepy...

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    1. For a media guy who had a media darling wife he is truly a weird manufactured individual.

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    2. The PQ quietly changed a rule which allowed his (x) wife to receive funding right after he joined the PQ that she wouldn't have been allowed to have previously.

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  78. NJ loses, tsn splooges.

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  79. My lord, does anyone even want that last playoff spot? Everyone seems to be doing their best to keep losing.

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  80. the Maritimer9:49 PM

    Good night folks, Congrats!

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    1. Night, the M, so happy, I can't sleep.

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  81. Aislin's election cartoon.
    http://www.montrealgazette.com/opinion/editorial-cartoons/index.html

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  82. Meanwhile, over at PQ HQ, you can hear a pin drop.

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  83. Wow, all three 1-0 games in the NHL tonight. zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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  84. Marois will stop down as leader. So what?

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  85. Supporters at PQHQ have the same look on their faces as leaf fans.

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  86. Winning conditions achieved.

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/04/liberte-egalite-fraternite-creme-glacee.html

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