Apr 1, 2014

April's Fools ~ One of the NHL's most important games of the season with playoff implications Game Preview and Open Thread

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154 comments:

  1. Die leaf die, looks soooooo good on the mediots and the arrogantm lemming fans!

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  2. So...does that letter mean that the leaf are definitely out of the playoffs then? Or is this wishful thinking on my part?

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  3. the Maritimer7:27 AM

    That montage of Princess Pylon's descent from promising Flames' D-man to leaf pylon is fucking awesome!

    Love that prophetic letter from Mr. Tannenbaum.

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    1. the pylon princess is pricless

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  4. Chester7:55 AM

    The leaf have started playing the blame game.
    Who gets to shoulder the responsibility for the mess.
    I almost feel sorry for them .... not quite tho.
    Big game tonight. Playoff preview. Do we develop some hatred?
    Vinney, the midget and scarface are gone. Who's left to hate? Stamkos?
    Go Habs

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    1. Mediot shitstorm is hilarious. They are so fucking worried about their team. I love it!

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  5. Lego back on wing, OMG, I hope Vampire Danny Beer has found his playoff legs.

    Here’s how the lines and defence pairings looked at practice:

    Pacioretty-Desharnais-Vanek
    Galchenyuk-Plekanec-Gallagher
    Eller-Briere-Gionta
    Bourque-White-Bournival
    Parros

    Markov-Weaver
    Bouillon-Subban
    Murray-Tinordi

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  6. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/tim-bozon-family-facing-large-medical-bill-1.2593488?cmp=rss

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  7. Further proof that the leaf only made the playoffs last year because it was half a season. Still they stayed true to form by choking in game 7. They never disappoint. *claps hands with glee*

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  8. Just think of the money the Laff organization saves by not having to hire someone to re-write that letter every year. That is why they can afford to pay mediocre players those big salaries, he says conveniently forgetting Gomez for the moment :o(

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    1. THere's always something to make you feel better about everything.
      Regarding the Mexicant for example:

      Scott Gomez - FLA - 43 games - 2 goals 9assists 11 points - $900K cap hit (for this year only)
      David Clarkson - TOR - 54 games 4 goals 6 assists 10 points - $5.25M cap hit (FOR ANOTHER 6 YEARS!)

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    2. the Maritimer11:00 AM

      The leaf will save money not having to print all those playoff tickets.

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  9. CHester, it's hard to hate on Stamkos, such a skilled player...that is until you hear the mediots constantly talking about him being a 'hometown boy' from Tronna. FUCK OFF - he will never don the wretched leaf sweater! But maybe another five years in hell that is the hockey hotbed of Florida and he'll want to play with his ol' buddy PK?

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    1. the Maritimer11:02 AM

      Loowickie thinks he will be able to pull a TFC and sign Stamkos as a UFA. Stevie Y will never let that happen despite all the mediot fantasies and wet dreams. Kinda like we were with Vinny back in the day.

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  10. I am really hoping this is an april fools joke
    http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/latest-news/2014/4/1/5568560/therrien-contract-extension-canadiens-coach

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    1. Chester11:08 AM

      Nothing on the Habs official web site ... phew ...
      Go Habs

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    2. I couldn't find anything about it. Sick joke.

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  11. Well done moe! The Squid pic is a nice touch

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  12. The gal in the orange top - YOWZA!

    Dear Mother Nature:
    Fuck off with your April Fool freezing rain/ice pellet/snow shit!

    Signed
    Everybody

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    1. Montreal gal Elisha Cuthbert. aka, Mme Pilone.

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    2. Wow I did not recognize her! That may be the best pic of her I've ever seen.
      She's a good wife - wearing the pylon colours.

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  13. "The reality of Toronto's eight-game losing streak is starting to set in." - TSN

    Really? It's JUST starting to set in now? Delusional fucking hacks right from the players on the team to the coach, gm & president and onto the mediots carrying the blue and white jockstraps. Most fans are (finally) starting to waver in their beliefs.

    And GYMFHG!

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  14. Chester1:16 PM

    Leaf mouthpiece Siegel muses that there might be some retooling this summer ....
    Now this is journalism. Oh and Phyllis has a bruise, but is expected to play ... wow, play through the bruise ...
    Nothing but leaf articles on The Toronto Sports Network as well as the Soon To Be Toronto Sports Network... must be spring! Well hell leaf, good luck with the retooling.
    Go Habs

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    1. Soon it will be all Jays and how much they suck and why. There's no end. No escape.

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    2. See, it's started already. YOUR CALL: DO YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AFTER JAYS' LOSS?

      What the fuck is that? Do you feel uncomfortable? I'll tell you what makes me uncomfortable. All the ball licking (NTTIAWWT if that's what you're into) the national, er I mean, tronna media does with ANYTHING to do with sports in that shittown. I don't follow MLS, but watch sports enough that I noticed they had on a one hour documentary about the arrival of that guy from the EPL - some saviour or other who's going to take TFC to the promised land! Then there's the non-stop coverage of the wretched team of course, which will blend right into the wretched ball team instead. I don't hate the Raptors - don't really watch much b-ball, but just because of who owns them, I hope they fuckin' bomb in the first round of...what's that? Oh yeah, the PLAYOFFS.

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    3. the Maritimer3:22 PM

      @CHester and Saint Paddy: I like your style.

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  15. GOYOUMUTHAFUKKINHABSGO!

    Clinch night for the Habs. Clench night for the leaf.

    GO HABS GO

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  16. the Maritimer3:34 PM

    Despite his falling out with the Habs and I blame the stupid french media reporter who "translated" a quote to suit his story and the Goat who swallowed the bait hard for it, I still like the Squid. He and Jaro gave Habs fans the most fun in a long time in the 2011 spring. Squid was no fucking dummy to take more cash to play for his (maybe) hometown leaf and endure the constant shitstorm that hangs over that city.

    You have to laugh at the mediots who constantly make up shit that all these high profile players are being traded to the leaf or that the leaf had a better offer for said players. Like the other day, numbskull Kypreos said the leaf offered "more" or had a"better deal" for VonT but couldn't make it work because of lack of cap space. Fuck off, tell us who they offered, how do we know if it was better....c'mon name some names! Right. You can't, so fuck off with your stupid speculation.

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    1. Yeah, I liken that to the same shit-speil that PFK is poison in the room and doesn't get along with teammates. Sources? NONE., NADA, ZIP.

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    2. the Maritimer3:43 PM

      That was pj suck the worst of the worst.

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    3. I loved the way Stubs called him out in the Montreal Gazette on it.

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  17. The jazz fest will close with a free concert in Place des Festivals by Adele.

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    1. April fool's joke by Montreal concerts. Sometimes I am so gullible.

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  18. the Maritimer4:51 PM

    Free beer for all leaf playoff games at your local bar.

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  19. I knew I couldn't April FHFool y'all (the best FHF April Fool blog joke from the past can never be topped!) so I decided to drop a thread to see how you felt about all the non-stop leaf shit. Is there more proof needed that the majority of the sick fuck mediots aren't hockey fans but just leaf fans? They are more desperate than their team.

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    1. The truly hilarious thing is they never 'report' anything new. They just rehash their lame shit and almost completely avoid the other 29 teams. The more things go bad, the happier I am.

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  20. PleXXXe and (Y) back, TFS™ starts.

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  21. Some beauties from today:

    - leaf #71 being called 'Clark's son'
    - céline no longer the NHL's most overrated player, see Clark's son

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    1. Have ya noticed how that Habs-hating scumbag greg wyshynski has been pretty fucking quiet about his leaf (aka, meal ticket). Unethical piece of leaf-sucking fucking garbage.

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    2. Mr. genius (just ask him) Loo Winkie, is meeting with leaf players.

      Man, I gotta write a book.

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  22. Lots of TFS, no leaf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAMqJS8dgic

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  23. insidredger is fuming mad that his team is white hot bad. Find some integrity pud.

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  24. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. Some of the Habs talking about pranks that pulled on them. Bealieu mentioned the time he was set up by Armstrong to lead the team on the ice and then nobody else came out.

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    1. Best prank; put a bouillon cube in the shower head.

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  26. What? TSN says the Devils are a dud for their use of goalies this year. Isn't that just the pot......

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    1. Are you suggesting that the tsners/leafans smoke the marijuana?

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    2. Maybe they should.

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  27. the Maritimer7:35 PM

    Memorial Cup winning Saint John Sea Dogs coach Gerard Gallant with Jessica Rusnak. Thanks Gerard, we won't forget you in this town.

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    1. I like Jessica.

      Gallant is pure class.

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  28. the Maritimer7:37 PM

    leaf Cody Franson says to fans: "Don't quit on us now."

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    1. leaf fans, includes mediots, haven't quit for nearly 50 years. Bonus for leaf players, leaf fans aren't hockey fans so they aren't going anywhere.

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  29. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  30. Early but not feeling the playoff energy here.

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  31. Heard that RBQ was telling the media he was not happy being moved to the 4th line. I think he was trying to prove something there.

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  32. There clearly should have been a penalty for interfering of RBQ he might just have scored there.

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  33. Beauty work by Weave!

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  34. KidG! It's early...

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  35. the Maritimer8:01 PM

    Anybody notice former leaf superstar Mike Kostka on for KidG's goal?

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  36. Tyler Seguin now has more points (in fewer games) than phatphil. Track him!

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    1. the Maritimer8:23 PM

      Tyler is a bit of a party boy but I think he's more of a leader than phatphil.

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  37. The Montreal Canadiens lead the Tampa Bay Lightning 1-0 in the first period. If the Canadiens get a single point in this game they will clinch a playoff berth.
    Go get 2.

    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  38. the Maritimer8:19 PM

    Tampa doesn't seem to have the same mojo against the Habs without Vinny and Hab-killer Marty. Kinda glad they are playing elsewhere. That being said, the Phucktards are the only team I would be afraid for the Habs to face at some point. They are tougher than the Broons.

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    1. Agree but phi's goaltending will undo them, again.

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    2. I think philthy are their heads too.

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    3. the Maritimer8:30 PM

      I think Vanek and Murray would make a big difference this time. A healthy Prust and Weise adds more grit as well. I don't think they would get shoved around like they did back in 2011.

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    4. Lots of great 4th liners.

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  39. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  40. the Maritimer8:48 PM

    This is how you prepare for playoff hockey. Play a tough defensive game. Something the leaf have no concept of how to play, hence their failure.

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    1. ... but, but randie is a Norris winner and 'teaches' defensive hock-hock.

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  41. Too many games in a row for Cube. Give others some time on ice.

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  42. the Maritimer9:06 PM

    Wow!!!

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  43. the Maritimer9:07 PM

    Bernier who?

    Suck it mediots.

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  44. the Maritimer9:16 PM

    Right call, must have been the the other ref who overruled chrisfuckinglee.

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    1. How does this hack even work? Last PP was a gift to the Habs, kidG fell all by his lonesome and that wasn't his first invented penalty in the game. How does anyone not see the ineptitude? I'm sure he and timfuckingpeel must be inter-related somehow.

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    2. the Maritimer9:26 PM

      Well, they are both from New Brunswick. *Hangs head in shame.*

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  45. the Maritimer9:21 PM

    Washington losing 4-0 in the 3rd to Dallas, if that holds up the Habs clinch... or is that clench? Clagary making a game of it in tranna, leaf fans keep a tight sphincter.

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  46. Totally agree with the M about Philthy. They scare me, we couldn't get past them.

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    1. the Maritimer9:33 PM

      Hopefully, the Habs never play them, the Rags and King Henrik will be a handful and like moe said, Steve Mason is questionable at best.

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  47. the Maritimer9:31 PM

    5-0 for Dallas, OV8 is -2, -36 on the season. Incredible.

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  48. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GYMFHG!!!!!

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  49. Lots of politico ads on RDS.

    séparatistes message is they can 'show the world' with their savoir-faire. Yikes!

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    1. Just showed a Liberal ad too.

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    2. Speaking of blue and white, it's easy to hate the leaf, their colours always remind me of the pq.

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  50. CBJ bags a loser point.

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  51. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GYMFHG!!!!!

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  52. If Devs lose in OT Habs clinCH.

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  53. Lego's going to end up in the dog-house.

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  54. the Maritimer9:44 PM

    I don't think LEGO will be playing for Montreal next year.

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  55. leaf take it 3-2 and no huge splash on tsn?

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  56. the Maritimer9:46 PM

    chrisfuckinglee is having a field day calling penalties against the Habs. Hey chris you dumb fuck you ain't helping your leaf tonight!

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    1. He knows that home ice in the playoffs is at hand. One sick fuck ref.

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    2. the Maritimer9:49 PM

      Price says fuck you chris.

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  57. I'd like to see NJ get their first shootout win - more pressure on the wretched leaf. Habs can clinch next time out.

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    1. Oops, I mean tonight. Damn.

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  58. They're too busy thinking about their day off at the beach tomorrow. C'mon boys!!!!

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    1. the Maritimer9:59 PM

      Looks like you called it Moey. Too many brain cramps.

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  59. Devils Sabres shooting it out.

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  60. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!
    GYMFHG!!!!!!!!!!!

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  61. tsn'ers too busy wiping splooge off each other to post a HUGE leaf win article. Methinks the mediots will go into a mini apoplexy. Go broons.

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  62. Playoff hockey phi-st.loo 0-0 in the 3rd.

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  63. I really hope Vodkov's ok.

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  64. Fuck! They have sand in the brain. Grrrr.

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  65. JFC Stay out of the freaking box.

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  66. Habs are PLAYOFF bound! NJ loses.

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    1. Woooohoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!

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  67. the Maritimer10:00 PM

    Too many brain cramps tonight.

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  68. the Maritimer10:03 PM

    Price is doing everything he can.

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  69. I feel bad for TFS. Shame on the rest of them.

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    X - MONTRÉAL 76 43 26 7 93 37 199 189 +10 21-12-5 22-14-2 6-3 8-2-0 WON 5

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    1. That's nice but if they play the Bolts like this they'll be one and done.

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  71. Ya know, I still think there was enough time to come back, but not now with another penalty.

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  72. the Maritimer10:07 PM

    They keep shooting themselves in the foot.

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  73. Whatever reason - Habs not allowed to win thi one. Who cares. Playoff bound baby!
    Next goal - clinch a top 3 spot. Combo of Habs wins/Wings losses totalling 5 points and it's done i think.

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    1. the Maritimer10:13 PM

      Bettman phone call -- keep the lone Canadian playoff team down.

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    1. Yep, elbow right to the face.

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  75. the Maritimer10:10 PM

    Oh Oh. Crankshaft will be gone for a few.

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  76. I think Crankshaft might be sitting out the last 5 games of the regular season when Shanaban sees this.

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  77. And they're done.

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  78. the Maritimer10:16 PM

    C'mon PK, that foolishness is what gets you in trouble.

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  79. Well recent history dictates this game will finish 2-1 so I guess it's over. Sloppy play - too many mojitos...wait what 3-1 wft...bah. night all.

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  80. Quite frankly I'm disappointed with the lack of effort, it doesn't bode well.

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  81. the Maritimer10:19 PM

    Hey guys, let's not be too harsh with them. They can lose one once in awhile. Let's count our blessings that we are not leaf fans. Ugh, ptewwwww........

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  82. Poll question: Which is better? The soonest possible death for the leaf or them still having a chance in game 82 and losing to the Sens to miss out? I can't decide, but I'm leaning towards sooner the better.

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  83. Some good news. Tinordi should see the ice for some of the final 5 games as Murray will be 'taking a rest'...until gorgeous Gorges gets back anyway.

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  84. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/04/stop-shaving-habs-are-in-da-playoffs.html

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