Apr 18, 2014

Back home ice sammiCHes bitCHes!

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77 comments:

  1. hay!! i figured it out!!

    that usa usa chant is b/c we are the 'canadians'!!

    hahhahahhahaha..... lmfao x17

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    1. Maybe they don't know their captain is Canadian.

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    2. ... and our's is American.

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    3. i know! just wait until maxxxxxx sticks it tobem in gme 3

      am i right? is that why thay usa chant started??

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    4. that chant raised my anti American dander. Deep down I know Mericans are just like us. If the will of the American people was expressed as policy they would be just like us. When I hear that chant at a hockey game which started with a jingonistic Starship Troopers parady I am worried. The stupid fucks must have thought because our team is the brilliantly named canadiens, it was Tampa against Canada. I new new years game of russia against the habs.
      Stupid Stupid Fucks, and they have nukes. be afraid very afraid.

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  2. So crotches called it for TFS to win and Dale is now his 'buddy'. Sick fucks.

    (crotches also called his/their leaf to make the playoffs)

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  3. Fuck cbc, RDS has Jacques Demers.

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    1. Datsyuk with a PleXXXian goal.

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  5. DET just went up 1-0!!!! Suck it Bs!!!!

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  6. oh merdt!

    thats le troisieme periode mes amis! allez les wings rouge!!

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  7. Pretzel Lurch did another blatant spear and no penalty. Daddy says cousin lurch can spear like like fisherman when the suckers are running.

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  8. 1-0 final!!! Suck it Bs!!!!

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  9. Eat shit and die broons.

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  10. hay... but truthfully... i want a 2nd round re-match

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  11. the Maritimer10:03 PM

    Fuck the cockroaches and all their excuses why Tampa lost. Montreal dominated this game. They all had their feet moving tonight. Great, great effort.

    Holy fuck just saw Luchicken hit that guy in the nuts. What a POS that fucking dirtbag is.


    Wings win. Fuck those dirtbag bruins.

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    1. I can't wait for kadri's opinion on it.

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    2. the Maritimer10:15 PM

      Luchicken better get a fine or better yet a suspension for that gutless move. Both times from behind. What a gutless puke.

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    3. Did he deny he did it again? If coach Q gets fined for barely touching his own, how does lucy get off scott-free? (rhetorical)

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  12. Ha Ha Broons, Simpsons Laugh

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  13. "After Bourque scored to make it his first multi-goal game since Feb. 2, 2013, Habs fans in the building began "Ole" chants as those in Lightning blue and white headed for the exits."

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  14. Cooper pulled Lindbach to give the team a spark, says he feels bad for the Latvian.

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  15. Habs win, broons lose. What a great fuCHing night! Though the Mooseheads lose game one of the semis.

    Fuck da broons. Fuck luchicken the dirty bastard.

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  16. I have found the perfect movie to keep my playoff victory buzz going.
    https://store.sonyentertainmentnetwork.com/#!/en-ca/movies/a-nymphoid-barbarian-in-dinosaur-hell/cid=UV0072-NPVA31507_CN-0000000000061115

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    1. A review i found Steve: "The main actress is ugly as sin and furthermore there is no nudity. This movie does not deserve the Troma logo on it! DO NOT buy this thing."

      So...good luck.

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  17. clod crying about his team having the flu. Just embellish it to the bird flu you dumb fat fuck.

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  18. http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/watch-lucic-goes-nuts-with-cheapshot/

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  19. Thanks, moeman, 'night all.

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  20. Yay! Total control the whole game (well, besides stretches in the 1st). Price looks to be back on the ball. RBQ was a beast! Everyone pitching in. Fantastic. Lookin' good, lookin' good. But not getting ahead of things here.

    Fucking Lucic. Of course CBCTSN was rallying to get him on Team Canada. Just their style. And nothing will be done, I'm sure.

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  21. So Stinko is in the Cindy stratosphere? That puts VonT on the moon. Chip has an excellent pedigree, he is more than a plugger for sure. I like the way PFK is playing, but if he can find a little more of his Karlson side, or eMTy will let it shine, there is no stopping this team. GYFHG

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  22. the Maritimer7:58 AM

    Everybody stay calm and relax. It ain't over yet but..... advantage Habs. And they seem really focused.

    To echo moe above... fuck you clod you whining sanctimonious asshole.

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    1. Lurch getting away with this crap caught on tape is a microcosm of all the crap we get shoved at us by the man daily. Fuck Clod Fuck the man.

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    2. Just reading elsewhere, if Quinville gets 25 k fine for making a gesture, Lurch should get at least a quarter mill for what he did.

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  23. So yesterday I dreamed of a perfect hockey night. Habs looked great and took a 2-0 lead on the road, as a long-forgotten player (RBQ) was an offensive hero, and TFS shut up his critics. The Bs lost, and Luchicken was again reveled to everyone but the CotU mediots to be a cheap-ass cheap-shot pussy. I may have even had a nocturnal emission, the dream was so good.

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    1. be sure to use some wipes on the trophy

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    2. you have made me thinkaboot how many players have masturbated into the cup? I would, just so in my memoirs I could say, sure I splashed the cup.

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    3. I gotta retract the previous comment. I am sure even in a drunken champagne hookers and blow enviroment I would be responsible enough to realize that my shot might permanently damage the cup, in particular the region with broons names.

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  24. Another thing that needed to be said and was.

    A thought about the revolting decision of Hockey Night in Canada to have Nazem Kadri sitting in on their panel tomorrow night. Why they would ask that cheating dirty punk to be a part of their show demonstrates how far out of touch they are, how they think their market consists of Toronto and the irrelevant boonies.

    Why not a Jet like Andrew Ladd or a Canuck like Kevin Bieksa, a Senator like Chris Phillips? Why does it have to be a frigging Leaf, like we don’t already suffer from overexposure on those guys?

    Is it the Team Canada at the World Championships angle? Like I said, there are other Canadian boys out there who’ll be on that team and who we barely ever hear from on HNIC or TSN. Mark Giordano had a tremendous season for the gutty Flames, yet we don’t know anything about him. Let’s get him in the studio.

    Do you want to dissect the soap opera that was the Leafs this season? Well how about a young Oiler, a Taylor Hall or Ryan Nugent-Hopkins, they’re camera-friendly and well-spoken, and can touch on the tumult at Northlands this winter, if it’s the drama you’re after.

    But no, again with the Nazem Kadri, I bet Don Cherry is already salivating.

    "HNIC is circling the drain, but is determined to go down in a blaze of suckiness, and wrap itself in the most mediocre hockey team in the nation, resolute to abdicate its role as a national broadcaster.

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    1. In a last minute ratings gambit, Uncle Don will felatio the Jackal live!

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  25. Last comment I promise.
    What if PJ depends was hurled into an alternate universe.

    Mclame- PJ will now step out from behind the counter and show the nation what is ailing the leafs.

    PJ - You see I am holding a orange traffic plyon. What if this plyon cost a team $7 million a year, and you had to buy it for the next seven years. If you are putting them on the highways it would be cheaper than hiring all the corrupt contractors for sure a good business decision. However if you are the Toronto Maple Leafs it means your fucked for the next seven years.

    McLame - so you are saying we should not expect any Stanley Cup traffic jams in Toronto this decade?

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    1. Tie Domi was a God in Toronto, just saying

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    2. If Toronto was Albania, Tie Domi would have been taken out by Liam Neeson at some point.

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    3. thats gold jerry gold

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    4. Last comment I promise.

      That's gold Jerry gold

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    5. sorry 29 I can not comment on that comment because I made a promise

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  26. the Maritimer12:53 PM

    Any news on luchicken getting a suspension for his nutcracker act? What? He's a medal for an act of valor by Buttman? Babcock better order titanium jocks for his squad if they want to continue to procreate.

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    1. the Maritimer12:54 PM

      *getting a medal*

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  27. "I don't know what I was thinking" -Lucic

    How about "I'll probably get away with it (again)"?

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    1. Did you see Pretzel lucid look around fro refs after he jabbed the jewels, again? He'll get a light fine and no suspension.

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    2. Coach Q should have saved himself some money and just grabbed the ref's junk instead.

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    3. If it was either peel or lee, Coach Q wouldn't have much to grab.

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  28. Stay classy tranna;

    http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014/4/19/5631252/masai-ujiri-shouts-f-brooklyn-before-raptors-nets

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  29. "I’ve been in the league for seven years and I think I’ve only done that three times."

    Well, then! You can't make this shit up.

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    1. Well there you have it NHL, create the luchicken rule (a la on the spot Avery vs. Brodeur rule). Do it a fourth time and you are gelded.

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  30. $5k fine for jabbing an opponent's privates.

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=449825

    Stay classy NHL.

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    1. Too bad, I thank that's the max fine, but its just luchicken feed to luchicken.

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    2. "Lucic expresses remorse for spearing DeKeyser. Said it was heat of moment, and he's not that kind of player."
      YES, you fucking ARE.

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    3. the Maritimer3:53 PM

      Both times from behind. Gutless coward. $25k for grabbing your balls vs. $5k for trying to remove somebody else'. What a fucking joke the league is. They don't dare touch Jacob's putrid team. Bigger cowards - Buttman and Daly plus full of shit Colon.

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    4. man justice and I am impressed that it went down at all. Someone will have to take him out in the shiter.

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    5. It's like living in another reality when it comes to the broons and NHL. Chara clearly tries to injure Patches, but we're told it was an accident. Ferrence gives the finger to the crowd and we're told it was a wardrobe malfunction. Lucic runs Miller and we're told it was unavoidable. Lucic spears Emelin and we're told it didn't happen. He does it again and we're told he's not that kind of player.

      The NHL fined him $5000 because there was outrage this time. This way they can say they did something without doing anything at all. I would do an obscene gesture at them, but apparently that's worse than walking over and punching them in the balls.

      Oct 12, 2010: James Wisniewski (NYI) suspended 2 games for making an obscene gesture towards Avery.
      Dec 5, 2008: Sean Avery (DAL) is suspended 5 games for making an obscene comment about a player's girlfriend.
      Apr 18, 2014: Joel Quenneville (CHI) is fined $25,000 for making an obscene gesture on the bench.
      Apr 19, 20114: Milan Lucic (BOS) is fined $5,000 for spearing another player from behind in the groin for the second time in a month.

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  31. Shortie for Columbus!

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  32. BJs are dominating. But still 3-2. Oh, a post!

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  33. Just CHecking in to say I can't fucking wait for tomorrow and not just for the CHocolate!

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  34. Refs like putting CBJ in the box.

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  35. 3-3!

    Ok, off to the hockey tourney. Go Ukraine!

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  36. Big shock over at tsn that you can't comment on the lucic douchebaggery. New name for lucic is D-Bag short for douchebag and the fact he likes to de-bag guys.

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  37. Ex Moosehead Nathan MacKinnon = WOW!

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    1. the Maritimer7:34 AM

      He's some player. He'll carry that franchise for a decade and a half.

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  38. Happy Easter egg hunt day 4HFers! Can't wait off tonight's game! Gonna be BIG! Not getting ahead here...just fucking win!

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  39. RISE AND SHINE PEOPLE there is hockey to be played

    Happy Easter to all! I have many jokes about saviour-ing and so forth, but they may be in poor taste so I'll shut up, considering we Jews killed your messiah and all

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    1. the Maritimer8:16 AM

      Good morning 29, Happy Easter and I forgive you!

      GO HABS GO!!!!

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  40. Habby Easter, everyone.
    Lots to do, son coming for dinner and meeting the girlfriend, she's not into hockey, few months ago my son took her to her first hockey game ever. I go whut? never saw hockey at all, you mean like not even on TV? Oh, well, I will be watCHing but may not be joining you to CHeer on our Habs.
    You all know what I want the Easter Bunny to bring. GYMFHG!

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  41. Oh, you are fogiven 29 and Jesus loves you, some say he was a Jew.

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  42. Love this, The Messiah.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deeBQZ8Aklc

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  43. Found an Easter egg:

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/04/happy-420-er-easter-er-game-3-in.html

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  44. Oh fuck yeah the World Champs here was awesome. I'm drunk now so maybe I'll report later, but Austria and Slovenia even sans Kopitar and Vanek are still the class of the field.

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