Apr 20, 2014

Celebrate by sucking some 420 Easter ice (cream)!!!!





77 comments:

  1. the Maritimer9:57 PM

    Yessssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. 3-0 series lead bitCHes

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  4. *exhales* WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' FUNCTIONAL PP!

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  5. iRiRi 9:57 PM

    *exhales* WE DONT NEED NO STINKIN' FUNCTIONAL PP!


    exhale indeed

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  6. the Maritimer9:59 PM

    Well, let's see how much the cockroaches whine about the goal called back.

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    1. it's gonna be a lot. fuck em all

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  7. the Maritimer10:07 PM

    KidG is quite the find. Earlier, we were discussing all the Habs blown first round picks but they sure make up for it with gems like Gallagher. The kid has the heart of a lion. I think some of it rubbed off on to RBQ. What other explanation could there be?

    On to Tuesday and lock this sucker down.

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    1. Where has this RBQ been for 2 years? I just don't get it

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  8. I want to read Twitter but I'm scared of Game of Thrones spoilers

    But I am happy dammit

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  9. the Maritimer10:09 PM

    OK, I couldn't resist:

    HABS WIN!! SUCK IT HNIC!!!!

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  10. PFuck Daddy headline: "Controversial disallowed goal, Stamkos injury steal Lightning momentum in Game 3"

    There's your narrative for the next 48 hours

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    1. Oy. That's only the beginning. But, whatever, suck it bitches!

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    2. It's going to be 48 hours of pure Hab hatred, then double that if/when they win the next one.

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  11. the Maritimer10:25 PM

    Good night BitCHes!

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  12. Gonna watch GoT now. What a satisfying evening. Thanks for hanging out everyone! juce and moe, don't worry you barely missed anything!

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    1. Thanks for everything 29 and all you bitCHes that had FHFun.

      Dinner ended up being at my place and the Habs win was fucking icing on the cake

      Still 4/20 and I need to CHill.

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  13. It'll be fun to see the mediots dig up playoff series the Habs have lost after being up 3-0.

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    1. Which would be none, right? I feel like it's only happened 2 in hockey including the 2010 Boston broons. You remember, when they were up 3-0 in the series and lost 4-3 to the Phlyers. In 2010. The bruins gave up that lead. And they also blew a 3-0 lead in G7. The bruins did. Remember?

      I sure do!

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  14. Oh hey guys. I got the skinny from TSNCBC. The reason why the Habs are up 3-0 is because of one disallowed goal. Also, the reffing was all against the Lightning, never mind the 3-4 penalties that could have been called before Briere's soft call that lead to a goal. They have it all figured out!

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  15. We are never going to afford PFK now, with Vanek gone, RBQ and Vampire Dan in regular season mode we might as well call the tank commander and shoot for Mckinnion. Other than that I a fucking ecstatic.

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  16. the Maritimer7:41 AM

    The mediots and their conspiracy theories are fully engaged. Fuck. Them. All.

    After the shit show we had to endure last year against the senaturds, I, for one, am enjoying every minute of this. Here's your crying towels leaf fans. Wipe away your tears.

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    1. Heh, it is fun to watch the whine.

      tsn, the supposedly more professional channel couldn't even bother to talk about the Habs on their esteemed panel. Not, a, word but they did have time to show some beaner picking his nose.

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  17. Via CBC:
    "Not much has gone Tampa Bay's way against Montreal"

    There is no player on the Tampa Bay Lightning roster with the surname Murphy, but head coach Jon Cooper and his players felt like they were bitten by the old Murphy's Law adage that says anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

    The Montreal Canadiens certainly deserved their 3-2 win to take a 3-0 stranglehold on the first-round series, but there were plenty of parts that didn't go the Lightning's way at the Bell Centre on Sunday.

    (blah blah blah only about the Lightning)

    Charron interpreted the rule to the letter of the law, but should Subban's interference not have been a factor in his ruling? Possibly. It sure opens up the debate again as to whether there should be a coach's challenge or possible video review on such matters.

    (blah blah blah, still only about the Lightning)

    I think the Habs were mentioned once or twice in the whole article. Nice job from our "National broadcaster".

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    1. Well, after the playoffs the NHL can re-write all the broken rules. Sick fucks.

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    2. the Maritimer9:20 AM

      The good old CBC sure is going out of their way to pump up the Lightning. Huge son, Simple ton and The Heel fucking near gag when they have to offer any praise for what Montreal might be doing good, but just as likely to whine about the poor Lightning and their misfortunes. Looks like the cockroaches may have too cover another round with the Habs. If it's the goons watch them heap praise on all the dirty tactics they will employ to take the Habs off their speed and skill game.

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  18. Read the entire thing:

    http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/2014/04/21/the_leafs_vs_habs_rivalry_is_over_and_montreal_has_won.html

    I've had really good email back&forth with Kevin McGran, one of the very few classy CotU scribes.

    The last line in the article is perfect.

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    1. +24 (and counting!)

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    2. so true, anglo saxons need more Rangar Lothbrok.

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    3. the Maritimer9:46 AM

      The ACC is NEVER as loud as the Bell Center.

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  19. I don't know why I continue to punish myself by reading PFuck Daddy, but I do. From his 3 stars column:

    Steven Stamkos did his best, assisting on both Lightning goals in the loss, the second of which came after he returned from a nasty head hit by Alexei Emelin

    Nasty head hit? You mean the accidental hitting of his head against Emelin's knee as Emelin tried to avoid him as Stamkos was down on the ice?

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  20. Nathan McKinnion wow!! 18 years old.

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    1. gCHuck could should not crack our current lineup, and he is no chopped liver.
      http://www.theglobeandmail.com/sports/hockey/duhatschek-avs-mackinnon-amazes-on-the-nhls-biggest-stage/article18075104/

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  21. 20+ hours later and the mediots are still talking how the non goal controversy has cost Tampa the series. So much whining, so little time.

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  22. another great name for the Shaved Ape
    Nephilim Chara
    as everyone knows Nephilims are servants of the Space Lizards.

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    1. the Maritimer4:10 PM

      One of the good posters over at HI/O, Maritime Ronn had a great description for Marchand ---- a procreation accident between a rat and a human out in a barn.

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  23. Woooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I am so HABBY!!!!

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  24. The lights were turned on and all the cockroaches are scrambling.

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    1. the Maritimer4:07 PM

      Great analogy.

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    2. ha! that's great juce

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  25. Strombo will host the NHL awards in Vegas.

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    1. excellent. will he be leaning in a giant CHair while he does it?

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    2. He'll be wearing black.

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  26. Rene Bourque a demandé aux Canadiens de réinviter la chanteuse Ginette Reno pour interpréter l’hymne national avant le match numéro quatre disputé au Centre Bell.
    « Le Canadien vient juste de m’appeler pour m’inviter à chanter l’hymne au prochain match. Ils m’ont dit que c’était Rene Bourque qui l’avait demandé », a dit la chanteuse au Journal de Québec.
    « Je leur ai dit oui, bien sûr, mais il y a une condition. Mardi matin, je rencontre mon cardiologue, le Dr Jean Rouleau à l’Institut de cardiologie. S’il me donne la permission, mets-en que je vais aller chanter pour mes p’tits gars! », a mentionné Mme Reno.

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    1. someone bribe that cardiologist! we could use our own Kate Smith

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    2. Wow, let's keep Rene habby. I heard someone wrote that Reno singing the anthem was like a last kick in the teeth to the PQ.

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    3. Yes and far better than Kate Smith IMHO
      Rene Bourque asked Canadians to re-invite the singer Ginette Reno to sing the national anthem before the number four match played at the Bell Centre.
      "The Canadian just called to invite me to sing the anthem at the next game. They told me it was Rene Bourque who had asked, "said the singer Journal de Québec.
      "I said yes, of course, but there is one condition. Tuesday morning, I met my cardiologist, Dr. Jean Rouleau at the Heart Institute. If he gives me permission, put in that I'm going to sing my p'tits guys! "Said Ms. Reno.

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    4. Also heard on Melnick that all the out-of-town mediots loved it.

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    5. I'm with 29 on this. Bell Centre playoff anthem should be done by Ginette. I was giddy beyond belief with her fantastic rendition yesterday and the image of marois and her pals puking was icing.

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    6. the Maritimer4:55 PM

      I don't think the PQ ever liked Montreal. Kind of like the Dead Zone for them. Too many anglos and ethnic minorities?

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  27. Moen was cleared for contact on Monday and took part in his first full practice since sustaining a concussion last month.

    "I'm two to three practices away from playing," he said following Monday's skate.

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  28. 29, realizing that your are a busy soul but asking anyways, can you decipher Pfuck Daddy's legal mumbo jumbo: "It’s just the law itself of garbage" ( yhoo.it/1msKgA3 ). Is this just a typo or part of the mediot's constant Habs hating rants?

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    1. i vote typo. of should is. but that depends on what your definition of is is

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    2. *of should BE is

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  29. On TSN's front page:
    "A disallowed goal in the second period of Sunday's first round matchup between the Canadiens and Lightning was seen by many as a game-changing and possibly the series-changing moment."

    There you have it. A borderline call on a goal halfway through a game in which the Habs were dominating is responsible for the series being 3-0. Oh, what about the phantom call on Briere that led to the first TB goal? Or the goal taken away from RBQ even though Tampa didn't touch the puck on a delayed call? Nope, it's this one call that won all three games for the Habs. Quality reporting.

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    1. TSN's panel is angrily up in arms. One of them just called it the worst call in all of sport. Wow. The hate is strong in these ones.

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    2. Oh god. They are PISSED. Apparently PK should have gotten several penalties, and Price was trying to dislodge the net ILLEGALLY! Wow. And they keep saying the ref's name and stressing the "French" of it.

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    3. blame the fat lady singing

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    4. It should have gone to Toronto for an "independent" call. Yes, French Canadian refs can't be unbiased, so we should base everything in Toronto because, as TSN is proving right now, they never let their bias get in the way of being objective.

      Let me restate: They said it was the worst call in the history of all sports.

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    5. the Maritimer9:01 PM

      They are so full of shit I can smell them down here in the Maritimes.

      Jealousy of Montreal's successful hockey team and years of watching (rooting for) their pathetic losers has warped their brains.

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    6. the Maritimer9:05 PM

      Price and PK are smarter and more talented than anybody on tsn's pathetic panel. The smart ones move on to better things, ie, Paul Maurice, Torts, etc.

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  30. 3-1 BJs. hang on boys!

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    1. 4-3 for the Pens now. Damn it. GO BJs GO!

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    2. I do like the commentators. "MAF has been outstanding this period!" "Shots are 11-1 as the Pens have outscored the BlueJackets 3-1 this period". Sooooooo, MAF has let in the only shot he's faced this period then. Okie.

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    3. I just realized it's MsSlooge making these comments. Makes sense, then.

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  31. there is enough shit going down to back up God's commonde. If someone does not take charge I see dead disfigured bodies.

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    1. exactly what I am talking about. stop NASCAR on ice Buttman
      http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2014/04/21/video-matt-cooke-injures-barrie-with-knee-on-knee-hit/

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    2. Dirty players meet your judge jury and executioner. Yes its a death penalty now for being a dirty dirty player,

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  32. BJs epic fail at hanging on. 4-3 PIT

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  33. RISE AND SHINE PEOPLE. there's hockey to be played!

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  34. Seeing the reaction from fans when Ginette was announced to sing the anthem, kidG having never heard of her, asked Biere who she was,

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  35. Your Honor, this blog is NOT out of order!

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/04/the-court-of-public-opinion-says-game.html

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