Apr 16, 2014

Don't let this one melt away FFS!

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  1. the Maritimer9:52 PM

    I'll call Stamkos for the winner.

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    1. the Maritimer, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhm.

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  2. As I was saying, the Price is shite tonight.

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  3. GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!
    GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!

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  4. C'mon Habs, you can do this, I have every faith in you!

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  5. Not just the Price, the power play blows. Cripes.

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  6. Charger is out of gas

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  7. GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!
    GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!

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  8. i've sobered up and I need to get drunk again

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  9. I forbid them to lose to Tampa in the first round.

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    1. I agree! We shall give them a good stern talking-to if they do so

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    2. You do the talking while I box their ears.

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    3. And you can hold Price down while I bitch slap him with his gold medal.

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  10. This whole OT has looked like a Habs PP so far, which is probably why they haven't scored yet.

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  11. Lindbach looking a bit nervous, good.

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  12. Love VonT but I hate his blind passes.

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    1. You have to trust the force

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  13. Man,that Biere! Get the GWG!!!

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  14. On the plus side of this game Danny B has been excellent imho. the most involved he's been all year

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    1. He should get some offensive face offs with Superplexxx instead of Charger, but what do I know

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  15. And don't let me see any of this passing the torch BS when they get back to Montreal. They can only do that after they win another cup.

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  16. the Maritimer10:22 PM

    How's everybody's nerves?

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    1. Hanging by a thread.

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    2. Like Harpo after he has read the latest intercept of my email from CISIS

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    3. Breath in, breath out,OOOOOOOOOHM.

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  17. GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!
    GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!

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  18. the Maritimer10:29 PM

    Montreal should have put this away a long time ago. Therefore watch Tampa get a lucky bounce and score.

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  19. PINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    *faints*

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  20. the Maritimer10:31 PM

    Unbelievable

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  21. Ping! Like I said earlier, they have so many that just won't get in. CHocley Gods............I beseech you.
    GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!
    GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
    GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!

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  22. little known fact Hedman in Swedish means cocksucker

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  23. the Maritimer10:32 PM

    Finally!

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  24. Wiese what his nick?

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  25. well no one expected that. except for Danny B's work. wow

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  26. And another playoff point for Biere!

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  27. Aw, Marc Bergevin's reaction <3

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    1. You can say that again!

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    2. the Maritimer10:36 PM

      Wow!

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  29. Do we start Toker next game? Just kidding. TFS found his game in time to win.

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  30. That was Weis's first playoff point!

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  31. the Maritimer10:38 PM

    Nice win but they need to tighten up on D.

    Let's hope the Bishop doesn't show up.

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    1. Bishop stands = Grand Canyon between the legs.

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  32. 2014 playoff buzz word is resiliency. This team is about 60 Shore Hard

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  33. Great game...coulda been not so good. Got a few kinks to work out.
    Do you put Tintin in for Cube? Cube didn't play terrible - I just think that big body back there is important and Crankshaft is just too slow to go against this team. Guess we'll leave it up to eMTy.

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    1. Shh, that's one of them key words the internet police look for.

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  34. the Maritimer10:47 PM

    Night guys and gals. See you on Sexy Friday!

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  35. TFS said he didn't have a good game, his team gave him one. I say it's about time.

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    1. To clarify, he asks former ref Stephane Auger, what do the refs think in the playoffs for example if that was not PatCHes but was PFK who fakes,you know a player who 'fakes' often how do they think?

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  36. Added some game winning reaction.

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  37. Fuck you Latendress, you fucking asshole.

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    1. What did he say?

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    2. To clarify, he asks former ref Stephane Auger, what do the refs think in the playoffs for example if that was not PatCHes but was PFK who fakes,you know a player who 'fakes' often how do they think?

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    3. He's a pinhead.

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  38. Biere says you never if you will get the ice time and luckiily in OT they had a CHance and credits Carnaval having 2 players on his back and kept fighting and also Weise.

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  39. Couldn't wait till I got home so I watched the 2nd+3rd at lunch (ff through commercials and neutral zone play to squeeze it in). I had to skip through large swaths of OT to finish before getting back to the grind, though. So I can't judge that period too well.

    I thought they actually played a good game with some defensive lapses and, let's admit it, terrible goaltending. I really want to believe in Price. I really, really, really do. I let past playoff years go this season. I'm still convincing myself that this was the nerves, or whatever. Everything will be fine.

    The good news is the offence is alive and spread out. That's nice.

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  40. moe, a little Kylie to make you go W-W-W-WOOOOW!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Hsm24sX4EU

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  41. One game - one win! Woooohooooo! I need to watch the highlights later before rendering my views...

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  42. the Maritimer7:00 AM

    I would expect both coaches told their respective teams.... what in the blue fuck was that????

    Should see a more defensive effort next game.

    That being said, it was fun to watch, unlike the dead puck shit we usually have to watch. I thought Bournival played a hell of a game, the DesVanetty line was extremely dangerous and PleXXXe was great. The D had more turnovers than Pillsbury and Mr. Price, well, he better smarten up if they want to advance. Lucky for him the other goalie was a bigger sieve.

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  43. the Maritimer7:30 AM

    James Reimer, Morgan Reilly, Tyler Bozak and now Kadri the Jackal on Team Canada. Fuck that, I won't be watching those games in May. Big surprise, Nonis is helping assemble this team. Guess it'll give leaf fans something to do. Maybe, after all they are leaf fans not hockey fans.

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    1. No princess, hmmmm, and now for my next magic trick I am going to make a 49 million dollar plyon disappear. If you board a plane and see the Princess deplane immediately. The only way MLSE is going to drop this anchor is to hire the team that disappeared MH370.

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  44. "Playing for my favorite team growing up, I've probably scored that goal a million times in my driveway," a beaming Weise said. "It feels good to actually do it in real life."

    LOVE IT!

    And everybody, do the Bergie! TSN guys loved his winning dance. Great to see the emotion on DGMB.

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    1. Haha, I came here to post that comment. Love it.

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  45. Chester8:11 AM

    Big change from The Gainey and whoever that guy was who came next.
    DGMB inspires confidence. He was a good pick.
    Game 2 bitches, I'm stoked.
    Go Habs

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    1. He is sure looking like a loveable genius this morning.

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  46. Although in my case what happened an hour a go does not qualify, it was the best game in recent memory. Lots of heros, DDD was a monster, Lego was a beast, Vampire Danny Beer was like the first season of True Blood. Our fourth line is anything but. Congrats to Chip, if he never scores another goal in his career he can live forever off that one.

    TFS seemed to find the grove in time, PFK was not exactly Subbanging but he did give a valuable physical lesson. Charger showed he was fresh out of the shop. FFS plan the parade already!

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  47. Montreal is buzzing this morning. That playoff excitement is back!

    Permit me a bit of trolling of all the advanced stat gurus who thought the Wiese for Diaz trade was an absolute robbery for Mike Gillis!

    http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2014/2/3/5374414/the-value-of-raphael-diaz-why-trading-him-was-a-mistake

    As one friend told me “the Canucks fans who thought Wiese for Diaz was a steal for Vancouver are the reason that franchise needs a lobotomy.”

    http://www.habseyesontheprize.com/2014/2/3/5374264/raphael-diaz-traded-to-the-canucks-in-exchange-for-dale-weise/in/5138595

    “This trade makes me think that the Canucks identified a useful player in Diaz, and managed to get rid of an under performing forward to make it happen. Bergevin/Therrien on the other hand absolutely destroyed Diaz’s trade value and then flipped him for a fringe NHLer. GM of the year work right there!”

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  48. the Maritimer12:27 PM

    If Montreal is buzzing I'll bet Toronto is still in state funeral mode, no slight to Mr. Flaherty.

    Those peabrains at HEOTP wouldn't know their ass from their elbow. They are the reason I quit commenting at HI/O. They all think they are as smart as MB, they couldn't carry his dirty jock strap. I actually watched Weise play a couple of times with Vancouver, I knew he wasn't a first liner but I liked his energy and thought it was a decent swap. Torts didn't like him, it's his loss.

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    1. Hockey Centel Toronto doing everything possible to talk about the playoffs without mentioning Montreal. But one tidbit is that Plata is hurt

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    2. Bishop out for at least the first round

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    3. the Maritimer1:10 PM

      Yesterday they talked about the Lightning for ten minutes without mentioning who the opponent was. Must be the blue and white sweaters confusing them.....

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  49. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hamUz9Hb_ww

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    1. party on like its 93 DGMB

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  50. Weise NHL's 1st star.

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  51. Watched the condensed version and I was impressed. TFS probably wants goal 2 & 4 back but overall he made some big saves. He could play better and I be the knows that. So that's one game in the books. On to game 2! Go Habs go!

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  52. anyone who watches one of the other playoff series is committing playoff infidelity. You could get a bad case of grapes, blue and white disease or COTU crotch.

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  53. CP's wino is at it again. CotU mediot needs to puke all over his 'article' with Hab slags. Sick fuck.

    http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=449666

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    1. Chip was a scoring threat his last two years of Jr and a third on his team in AHL.

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  54. Ok, so the Habs' PP is terrible. But what's also interesting is that they've only had 24 PPs in the last 9 games. That's about 2.66 PPs per game on average. That's way below the league average this season, and even below the team with the lowest PPs (Boston, if you're wondering). That's kind of...strange....isn't it?

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    1. And as bad as the PP is, it's tied with the Sharks and better than the Ducks and Kings. We're in good company.

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