May 28, 2014

TMS returns, technically in the morning, to post these long form video highlights after a win



Bullet points for what you missed while dreaming of coming back from a 3-1 series deficit...
Fuck 'em all. Or kiss the good guys.

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  1. I still can't sleep

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  2. Awesome, I love when you have insomnia.

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  3. Ooooh TMS long-form video highlights after a win are the BEST.

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  4. Rag fans saying dirty Moore hit was justified because Weiss got away with a dirtier hit earlier? They really are stupid, aren't they? Broon fans are racist, homophobe bully pricks, but I'll give them that they obviously understand the game of hockey much more than these Knick...I mean Ranger "fans". Can't really blame them, they just started watching 2 weeks ago when the Rags won a couple of games in a row.

    Prust's hit was late. No doubt. This was just as late and obviously targetted the head. It's so silly in this day and age of video, freeze frame, multiple POVs, there are still people arguing that Prust hit Stepan's head. This, on the other hand was an attempt to injure. But he'll likely just get the same 2. The head butt will get nothing.

    And Rag fans are still out there crying the refs were trying to hand the game to the Habs.

    I feel like I need to apologize to the broons. I called them the dirtiest team in hockey for 2 weeks. I had no idea about the Rags.

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  5. By the way, my favourite part of that puckdaddy hit piece is the fact that any comment defending the Habs is hidden due to low rating. Way to host both sides of a debate! Pravda would be proud, although I'd think even they wouldn't upvote so many racist remarks.

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    1. Not Geoff Molson11:26 AM

      Man, I read that article and comments. How do Puck Daddy or his readers manage to dress themselves, feed themselves or even breathe? 5 minutes of mind-numbing stupidity that I'll never get back...and I told myself at New Year's not to read Yahoo's shitty comments.

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    2. Fuck daddy is a fucking douche and doesn't deserve our patronage...fucking bullshit noise and the video clips he shows contradict what he is trying to write about! Fucking douche!

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  6. J. Moore will be having a hearing. Don't hold your breath for Dorsette.

    http://espn.go.com/new-york/nhl/story/_/id/10993832/2014-stanley-cup-playoffs-john-moore-new-york-rangers-face-nhl-hearing-hit

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  7. RBQ had nine goals in the regular season, eight so far this year. I know OGAAT but he is a Conn Smythe contender, Rene Fucking Bourque, talk about the stars lining up. I always thought that trading Squid in the middle of a game would pay off.

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    1. the Maritimer7:31 AM

      Give him a 5 year extension so he can retire as a Hab.

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  8. Great TMS 29, it makes it all a little more real.

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  9. All abord the bandwagon we are going to be taking the parade route!

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  10. the Maritimer7:29 AM

    Outstanding!!

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  11. As O man pointed out this is fucking awesome, maybe it should be added to the TMS? Mclames reaction "of course he is fucking his sister"

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  12. http://www.montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/montreal-canadiens/cms/binary/9883002.jpg

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  13. One of the hilarious ironies of these playoffs are leaf fans and mediots now running to Kerry Fraser to see if he sides with the Habs opponent. He does. 1993.

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  14. Way to go Genie!

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    1. Chester8:06 AM

      Exceptionally hot.
      Man Quebec athlete girls rock.
      Those skier sisters and Eugienie wow.
      Go Habs

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    2. it seems so mysotic today, but when I was spry in Ontario all the strip clubs advertised French Girls, in 1978 or so I went to Montreal to see David Bowie at the Forum. Me and my mates got lost on French Girls and Bradoor and missed the opening act. There was other mayhem but now that every keystroke is logged, I just got to say it was not me.

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    3. Chester3:05 PM

      I tell my son's Ontario cousins to get their butts here and hook up with a Montreal girl.
      Nothing quite like them.
      Go Habs

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  15. FHF alumni GG has a great take on these playoffs.

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  16. I expect we may see some Diazling Thursday night. I'd be just as happy with no suspensions to Moore or Dorsett. Habs are better off with them in the lineup.

    Is there any vid of the RBQ crosscheck that garnered 5 and a game (or was it 10, whatever)? I saw the crosscheck to Dorsett's arm. He must have also got him in the face to warrant that penalty one can only assume.

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  17. If you want to make your blood boil even more, here is a video of all of Kreider's "accidental" goalie crashes. It's just so unfortunate for him that invisible sticks keep tipping him up!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI6b6OBj1Ig

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    1. he is scum, with great power come great responsiblity or in the case of Cryder and Luch, great assholes/

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    2. The more disgusting part of that vid is AV smirking and laughing at a 'hockey play'.

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    3. Yeah lets take the Halo off AV. He went for the lizard brain.

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  18. R.I.P. Maya Angelou

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  19. Hats on RBQ's parent's lawn.
    https://twitter.com/opinionated_mom/status/471506902442983424/photo/1

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    1. Looks like cbc wants to talk to this lady and nhl network wants to use the pic.

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  20. we got a Kingslayer
    http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2014/05/kingslayer-hockey-editon.html

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  21. Didn't I say Toker looks like Michael Buble? I was even thinking of saying it again last night.

    https://twitter.com/CanadiensMTL/status/471667671625629696/photo/1

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  22. Chester3:16 PM

    We are going to New York and we are going to conquer!
    Sgt. Apone.

    Go Habs

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  23. @Real_ESPNLeBrun 2:03 PM - 28 May 2014

    League looked at Bourque cross-check and Dorsett head butt but nothing will come of it. No hearings for either player


    Anyone care to imagine what if PFK had head-butted someone?

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    1. Chester3:44 PM

      or if RBQ crosschecked a beaner ....
      OMFG

      Go Habs

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    2. So head butting is allowed. Suit up BlanCHe FFS!

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  24. 2 lousy game for Moore? Are you fucking kidding me?

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    1. http://video.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=60&id=621748&navid=DL|NHL|home

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  25. I knew it would be 2 games. I don't know, I think it's reasonable

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    1. I also think it's reasonable. I would have been upset as a Ranger fan (*shudder*) that Prust didn't get a penalty for his hit, but 1-2 games for that is fine. 2 for this is fine, I guess. Whatever. What I still don't understand is RBQ's major at the end of the game and the fact that the League even looked at it. It clearly wasn't to the head. Probably because they couldn't say they were considering suspending 2 Rangers and thus by not suspending RBQ it's supposed to be a trade off with Dorset's head butt. Whatever, I hope he plays. A few more PPs for the Habs!

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  26. Based on what has happened this season in the league 2 games is about right off the high. My question is why no one ran that fucking prick stephan with his fucking fake "broken jaw" into the fucking stanchions! Prick!

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  27. Sports' craziest fans, guess where 'we' landed?
    http://www.sportsbreak.com/sports/10-craziest-sports-fan-bases/11/

    Obviously don't agree with the list (how can the Raiders have crazy fans when they move cities every 5 years?), but I will say that although I didn't like the leafs placing higher than the Habs, they reasoning is solid. If you define "crazy" as in delusional and refusing to accept reality, yes leaf fans are crazy. As the article states, they are one of the most hated teams in pro sports.

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  28. Clues that most Rag "fans" started supporting "their" team 2 weeks ago (when reading the internet):

    -NYR would never have a dirty player like Prust!
    -Prust wasn't dirty when on the Rangers (his one other suspension, 1 game, was while he was a Rag)
    -the NHL is conspiring to get the Habs into the finals because....reasons. Yes, the NHL and NBC would much rather have a Canadian team in there than the new york fucking rangers.

    Obviously we all put on our tin foil hats here from time to time, but I think of it more as a meme than anything serious. In real life I don't talk about how the league is out to get the Habs (or the other Canadian teams) even though there is ample evidence of it. But yes, I do believe the broons are favoured.

    I'm not sure if I hate the Rags more than the broons, or the broon hate is just more familiar and thus less raging. But I certainly do hate the Rags now. Maybe it has something to do with their dirt taking out TFS in the first game and laughing about it. MAKE THEM PAY.

    GO HABS GO!

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  29. Since the playoffs started I have had endless numbers of people messaging me and calling me up and texting me with shit about how the Habs are "playing over their heads, got lucky or are going to be wiped out by whichever team they have been facing"...I have remained calm and explained to them that one blowout loss is not the end of the world, it takes 4 wins to advance in playoff, the first team to win 16 times in the playoffs wins the Stanley Cup and that the Stanley Cup is ultimately won ONE GAME AT A TIME. I have even had my cousin, who grew up in Greenfield Park, and moved to Ottawa bet me 20 bucks on this series because "he's Rangers Fan Now"...I shake my head!

    As for hate, it is such a strong and ugly word that the only way I am comfortable using it is in reference to the leaf. I truly hate everything about them - from their fans to their city to their uniforms to their management and every single one of their players and coaching staff. I came a cross a photograph of my youngest daughter taken when she was only about 2 years old. Some idiot friend of Mrs. KMaxxx had come to visit and brought her a "souvenir" from her recent trip to Canada. It was a leaf jersey. To appease her my wife put it on my daughter and took a couple of pictures. I found the jersey some years later and threw it away in the trash. I NEVER throw any photos away of my kids - it doesn't feel right - but when I came across this picture of her in the leaf jersey - I ripped it into little tiny pieces and threw it away. That, my friends, is hate! As for the rangers, I don't think the Habs play them enough for me to hate them. Many of their players are dicks and their coach is a cock, but I don't think I hate them. Our world is fucked up enough without random hate floating around it...I shall save my pure hatred for paedophiles and the leaf.

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  30. Rise and shine kids!

    OGAAT

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    1. Right On, drop the puck early

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