Sep 12, 2014

Brace Your Friday To Be Thoroughly Sexy

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107 comments:

  1. Awesome SF, moeman.

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  2. Cube invited to camp, no surprise.

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  3. Tim Bozon @timbozon94 · 14h
    We did it!!! Thanks so much to my familly and everyone else that helped me during this last 5 month to pursue my goal! Habs camp tmrw #back

    Best of luck Tim.

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  4. Chester11:16 AM

    Go Habs

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  5. Great SF, my firewall at work blocks your blog so i have see SF on a 4 " screen while I am ar work. :op

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    1. ... and to think I played it safe with the header pic ...

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  6. @JohnLuTSNMtl: #Habs announce Guy Lapointe jersey retirement ceremony will take place on Saturday, Nov. 8 when Wild are in town. (Lapointe is a MN scout.)

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  7. the Maritimer1:00 PM

    Go Habs Go!!!!!

    Fuck the leaf.

    It's all I got.

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  8. Savard endorses PFK for captain, when Nilan asked him who he thought should be captain he asked Nilan who was the best player in the playoffs,? says it brings responsibility, you can't be late for games, meetings, you have to lead on the ice, you have to speak up at the right time, it could make you an even better player. Though he prefers it would be via player vote like in his day.

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  9. How about that loowinky dude's comments about lack of character leaf? Too fucking funny. Eat it mediots.

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    1. But moe, the leaf hired an analytics guy. Plan the fucking parade!

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    2. First four letters of analytics

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    3. the Maritimer7:47 PM

      Just saw that now. What a fucking circus. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of clowns.

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  10. Le cardio de Jiri Sekac... Wow! Palier 14.5! /Jiri Sekac's cardio...is...sick...! #rookiecamp #recruesCH http://instagram.com/p/s2nHH3MzYa/

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    1. Crikey! was that in a loop or was he really doing that over and over?

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  11. Thanks to RDS.ca, Habs fans can catch live streams of every Canadiens scrimmage from both rookie camp and training camp alike, in preparation for the upcoming season on canadiens.com.

    canadiens.com will also live stream the Canadian Tire Red vs White scrimmage, set to take place on September 22 at the Bell Centre.

    Here is the Canadiens' live stream schedule for this month's rookie camp in Brossard:

    Sunday, September 14 – 4:00 p.m.

    Monday, September 15 – 11:00 a.m.

    Tuesday, September 16 – 11:00 a.m.

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  12. Excellent SF Moeman! Nice ones all round! PFK for ctain. Drop the puck!

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  13. Excellent SF Moeman. I liked the dancing on the table pic. I once frequented a bar that encouraged that kind of behavior. When I went to other places it caused trouble. Soon the only bar that I could go t was the former.

    I have low expectations for this season
    Veznia, Rookie of the year, Norriss, Richard and Hart will all have a CH on them.

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    1. the Maritimer7:09 AM

      Vezina = Price
      ROY = Sekac
      Norris = PFK
      Richard = Patches
      Hart = Price

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  14. Pierre LeBrun of ESPN reports:

    What possibly could also be part of a World Cup announcement - although it depends on the timing of it over the next few months - is the return of the Premiere Games. The NHL hopes to have regular-season games back across the pond next season, but no firm details are finalized on that front.

    The Los Angeles Kings and Anaheim Ducks played a pair of games in London, England to start the 2007-08 season and kick off the European series. No fewer than 18 additional games were played over the next four years in Sweden, Czech Republic, Finland and Germany.

    The last of the Premiere Games were played on Oct. 8, 2011 - the Buffalo Sabres beat the Kings 4-2 in Berlin, and the Anaheim Ducks defeated the New York Rangers 2-1 (SO) in Stockholm.

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    1. Holy Shit! Get the Habs to play the bruins in London and I'll go fuckin' mad! Mad I tell you!! Go Habs Go!!

      ...but hang on a sec...don't make it a regular season game...it becomes a circus atmosphere over here, way too many distractions - just bring 'em over now! DROP THE PUCK!

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    2. With the latest terrorist high tension I doubt the shaved ape would make it through immigration.

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  15. There will be no Habs captain this season, they will have FHFassistants.

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    1. I'm good with that, less pressure.
      Go Habs Go!

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    2. ...and they are
      http://instagram.com/p/s96gJmMzZl/

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    3. https://vine.co/v/OaQTQtWUxt3

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  16. And so here is the question for you to consider...let's jump ahead to late June 2015...after a rugged 6 game series, the Habs win their 25th Stanley Cup. That fucking cock buttman steps on the ice to a stadium full of boos and he hands the Stanley Cup to...??? Or do the 4 of them approach the Cup, push that useless cock buttman out of the way and lift it together?

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    1. the tea leaves may lie in Scotland

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    2. Seniority rules. Markov gets it first.

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    3. 1971-72 Bruins had no captain, I think they gave it to the senior alternate.
      Vodkov would hoist it - I like it, nice way to retire.

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  17. The Habs on paper have a fucking great team
    I hope as usual I will not have to take that paper
    roll it up
    and smoke it
    as a joint
    to medically
    alleviate my misery.

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    1. how could I monetize a great thought like that? Maybe show more boob!

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  18. management punts. Four A for 2014. This is not a move I could have predicted as part of a comprehensive plan.
    We just do not know people , but trust us we will know more later.

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  19. I am Steve. I make comments on this blog as everyone relizes without pre conditioning. My mind is all pin ball and when I find a place that I can relax my natural condition is to remunerate, Thank you Moemen for some place I could be crazy without being shown a white door. Am I really reaching the limits of normal thought or are you living in reality crazy

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    1. that was my first draft of crazy

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  20. Skidmark's blog on the 4 A's http://espn.go.com/blog/nhl/post/_/id/32520/why-are-canadiens-not-naming-a-captain

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  21. I am not twitter savvy. But I did create an account last year to heckle Fried Man and other cockroaches. So I attempted to twit an image of this definition to Big Head Bob, indicating how genius the four assistant decision is. Watch for his retweet from @HckyFanInCanada (me).

    for·ay
    /ˈfôrˌā,ˈfärˌā/
    noun, plural fourA's
    a sudden attack or incursion into enemy territory, especially to obtain something; a raid.
    "the garrison made a foray against Richard's camp"

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    1. haha I like the suicide tweet.

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  22. I'm cool with management's CHoice(s) for the generational leaders.

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  23. @JohnLuTSNMtl: #Habs letters: Markov and Plekanec all 82. Subban first 41 home gms, Pacioretty first 41 road gms. Subban and Patch will flip mid-season.

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  24. Meanwhile at the CotU ...

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  25. “We want the referees to know where the puck is, but the priority should be: Where is the offensive player in regards to the goalie? And, is he interfering with the goalie? You can always check where the puck is.”

    Sure.

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    1. could the puck not have some kind of sensor in it and the ref some kind of google glass, and evey question answered?

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  26. Chester3:49 PM

    Four A's means there is no leader.
    The C should have gone to Vodkov.
    Go Habs

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  27. When you put on the rouge blanc and Bleu everyone is a capitian, its says Captitian Hockey right on the chest

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  28. OK, I take it back:

    https://buy.itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZFinance.woa/wa/offerOptOut?uo=8&at=1l3v9fK&at=10l6Xd&ct=fwzi7zb6jr9y

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    1. http://www.thatericalper.com/2014/09/15/u2s-manager-on-free-album-backlash-if-you-dont-like-this-gift-delete-it/

      Just to clarify, if you keep it you'll be charged later?

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    2. This is the biggest first world problem ever. I got free music from one of the universally curated big bands in the world. I am not a U2 consumer in general, but like Mike Jackson acknowledge they make some powerful stuff.

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  29. 60 years ago today, in 1954, at 1:00am, Maryilyn Munroe had the 7-year itCH. About a 100 photographers and up to 5,000 spectators were there including Joe Di Magio, who was not pleased (duh) and reportedly led to their Tammy Wynette, It took 14 takes, over 3 hours. In the end because of the ogler (duh) , it had to be re-done at a Hollywood stage ., The dress she wore sold for $ 4.6M at auction.

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    1. I could have bought it a Winners for about twenty bucks last week.

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  30. @TSNBobMcKenzie: Just finished my interview with MTL GM Marc Bergevin, some interesting revelations incl moving Alex Galchenyuk to centre to start camp.

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    1. Will be FHFun to see gCHuk spread his wings.

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  31. Just received this message from my cable provider:

    RDS is included in the French package, but TVA sports can be chosen on it's own for 2.95, or can be added as part of the Variete Plus package. Both the French, and the Variete Plus packages cost 5 dollars each

    So for $7.95/mo I can get all the Habs games. I already get SNE, City and the cockroaches (do they still have games?) I justify the extra cost by talking them down well below their advertised cost of their bundles. Still hurts to give them that extra cash though...

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    1. I'll watCH games on TVA but will not bother with their pre/post game coverage. péladeau can phoque off.

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    2. the Maritimer5:42 PM

      I am sure I can watch all the games en anglais, except the three on CityTV Montreal. I'll just listen to those games on TSN690 on the internet if necessary. I doubt I'll manage to get all 82 games in.

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  32. The leaf have just been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs

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    1. the Maritimer5:39 PM

      Did Shanaban fire Belinda and No-No already?

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  33. I got a super feeling, could say I was a bit legal high thinkingaboot this upcoming season. Its all TFS all the time, and this year he might have a support cast that will take this team down the time tunnel that is so worn with cups. We are contenders from the gate, Stephen Hawking has some string theory and I think at the end of the universe they will find a t shirt. It has CH on the chest, what does that mean to the pastafarians? Talk like a pirate day is close, I hope I do not miss it.

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  34. I didn't realize they didn't air pre-season games.
    The Colorado Avalanche have never bothered to show a preseason game on television since the team moved from Quebec City nearly two decades ago, but that is about to change this season.

    The Avalanche will televise the team's preseason game against the Montreal Canadiens on September 26 on Altitude. The game will be played at the Colisee in Quebec City, where the Nordiques played before moving to Colorado.

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  35. Thank goodness NHL won't be de-facing our sacred sweaters by putting ads on them.

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    1. Juce I have to disagree. I lived some Euro and I love the patches. Its like adverts on the boards, whats the difference?

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    2. Too busy, the games I've seen with the ads are just too distracting. I would hate to see our sweater have ads take precedence over our storied unis and logo, ads on the boards don't distract me even when I see them.

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    3. No ads please - hate the euopean sweaters - just pure CH!!

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  36. http://montreal.ctvnews.ca/ochocinco-wants-to-join-habs-to-fight-chara-and-lucic-1.2008918

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  37. Go Scotland GO. I realize this give fuel to the Quebecois. However thinkingaboot it is much differant. Our federal system would have kept Scotland in Great Britain. But the great Anglo saxon lords would have none of that. FUCKERS.

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    1. Steve the vote in Scotland has a lot of similarities to that in Quebec. The Government has basically ignored it until last week because they didn't figure anyone would be stupid enough to actually vote yes...now that the polls say it's too close to call, they are all up in Scotland and promising to throw open the vaults and give them whatever they want to stay. It's just madness! All I know is that I will be waking up on Friday morning to a very different "United" Kingdom, no matter what the result. Moeman - you might need to come up with a bit of a Scottish theme for SF!!

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  38. Looks like the ke$$eltracker also keeps tabs on fat and fury.

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    1. the Maritimer7:49 AM

      Too funny. Phatphil says no way I'm skating that far on one shift. Hee hee.

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    2. its kinda sad that donunt boy can not put down the Hortons.

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  39. While we wait, I suggest the strain may be enough. Fans of Resident Evil will recognize the mouth python.

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  40. the logjam at center has been solved with the obvious solution. gCHuck will carry DDD around on his shoulders, like Master Blaster in Thunderdome.

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  41. A Steve non orginal

    I’d love if they’d post the results to all the fitness tests to see where each player ranked. You hear of the #1 in categories sometimes.

    Eller won fastest skater the last 3 years in a row. Sekac just set the rookie conditioning test record.

    DDD won max’s best friend

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  42. DDD should platoon with Manny on the fourth line. His great skill will exploit the fourth line of many teams.. Dutch Gretzky, DDD and Carnival as a fourth liine would be dyno mite,.

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  43. I never been there but I have read. The Amafali coast may be heaven on earth

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  44. Chester1:17 PM

    There's no controversy in CotU between Donut Boy and The Current Coach of the leaf.
    As splooged by The Current GM of the leaf. Day Fucking One....
    My god that place continues to be a mess.
    Go Habs.

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    1. the Maritimer1:43 PM

      Whenever we Hab fans complain about the Montreal media microscope all we have to do is look west....

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    2. Really enjoying the continuing saga in leafland. One poster is actually trying to blame their own media for their poor play - all that video exposes them to scouting.

      I guess Montreal doesn't have video.

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  45. The CotU mediots are out in full force on day fucking 1 of NHL training camps.

    Top story/stories on supposed 'national' sports websites:

    tsn - leaf
    snet - leaf
    G&M - leaf
    NPost - leaf
    thescore - leaf and lots of it
    cbc - leaf

    Sense a trend?

    Sick fucks.

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    1. First 5 tsn web videos (on their main page), all leaf. Its going to be a long season.

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    2. the Maritimer4:18 PM

      Hit the "ignore" button.

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    3. the M., I scan the sites, never click videos and rip through articles which are generally rehashes but I check to see who is authoring this fucking garbage. Complicit, sick fucks.

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    4. the Maritimer4:39 PM

      It is interesting...and puzzling to say the least, that all the "national" sports media websites set their sights on a team that, in the last three years, is known for epic collapses and failure. Catering to the lowest common denominator I would guess, the leaf fan.

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    5. Eller vid clip just made #6 on tsn clip roll, still 5 leaf snuff films above it ...

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  46. LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF

    Sorry I've been watching TSN for the last 50 minutes. Is it Leaf season yet?

    On the plus side, the stories are about their complete and utter dysfunction, so fine

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    1. LMASOTCOMH! The leaf have an untouchable core group. No one but the leaf would want them.

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  47. Oh look, TSN is showing "That's Leaf"

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    1. the Maritimer9:28 PM

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  48. ESPN the Magazine conducted its latest survey to stack up North America's 122 professional sports teams, and it was none other than the Toronto Maple Leafs who finished dead last.

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    1. Habs were 55th.

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    2. If you look at NHL only, leafs were still dead last.
      Habs were 17th.

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  49. Story on TSN' this morning: "MAPLE LEAFS LAST IN NORTH AMERICA FOR FAN SATISFACTION"
    ... and yet, so entertaining to non-leaf fans

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  50. Scotland says NO! Suck it PKP et al!!

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    1. juce I was a Yes vote, so while we may disagree on the course, give us losers some sympathy!

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  51. the Maritimer11:31 AM

    The story today on all the usual websites is:

    LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF LEAF !!!!!!

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    1. I think it read VOTE HARPER! The Leaf can fuck about for so long, but there time in Canada is near over, so it be with HARPER.

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  52. A brief Seminar in how stupid can you be.
    Loophole big contract his prognosis useless
    Princess could not identify a diamond in the sidewalk if it stuck to his sandal
    Donuts Boys is excited the HQ of Burger King is cumming to Ontario
    We know nothing and hire a plethora of accounts to manage this team

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    1. ANALTICTICS IS THE POLITE WORD FOR ACCOUNTANTS
      fuck the man trying to make robots his planb

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  53. I cant help thinkaboot things. My very brief times in jail taught me many things. First its not great to be locked up. Second the Police might like to take some liberties. Maybe the punching bag in the gym is to tough and soft tissues would mean so much to security for you and me. I was hot and warm on Scotland. The vote has been cast and the victor is not well worn. The great thing I say was this was democracy, play by play without the golf green music.
    I think I just said something important, but how to differentiate that from my haggis.

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  54. They tabulated the Scottish Ref vote before you posted todays Friday.
    Just saying Moeman:)
    I could fill in. What is sexy in my Friday is The Strain and someone in that from Argentine. Being sexy from Agintine of course is like being white from Iceland.

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  55. Chester1:38 PM

    Where is Sexy Friday ?
    I keep checking.
    OMG those leafs are entertaining. ESPN has them at last but they got that wrong.
    I'm liking the fact that we don't have any positions open for our up and comers.
    That's a good sign. Injuries will play into things fine, but things are going to get hungry Down on the Farm (Lowell).
    I wondering if MT 2.0 will keep some lines together, for a change.
    I really really really need some hockey, that effin AGT went on forever.
    G Habs

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    1. Chester1:39 PM

      Go Habs.
      Go not G

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  56. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/09/had-me-like-sexy-friday.html

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