Sep 26, 2014

Triple threat Sexy Friday ~ Caps pre-season Preview & Open Thread

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82 comments:

  1. TFS is very photogenic.
    Wow, that 1st pic is really freaky.
    Man, that turned out to be one heck of an expensive dress from The Seven Year ItCH .
    Nice work, moeman.

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    1. first pic is from the Total Recall remake, which dissipate the critics advice was not that bad.

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  2. Bon vendredi sexy mes ami(e)s! Fine work moe. That fist kitty gif is the best kitty gif ever

    TSN finally brought its website out of 2002 to about 2008. they're getting there. I miss the tiny little videos already!

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    1. I don't like how the ads and videos automatically play even when I don't want to watch them.

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    2. Looks like a lot less leaf on tsn.ca so that's nice!

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    3. Maybe because they lost 2 in the same night? But wait for Kessel brother tracker since he was invited to Marlies' training camp.

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  3. Great SF Moeman, I especialy liked the CH sunrise!

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  4. Last night's anthem singer is in Annakin Slayd's 'Rock The Sweater'
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwJWbwG8BUw

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  5. Chester1:58 PM

    Could be just me but I think all women should have three boobs.
    Can somebody take care of that?
    Go Habs

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    1. Well, I guess it would make triplets happy, no more time-share.

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    2. exaclty because with two hands how much territory can they defend. I am say willingly give up with consent okY

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  6. Bozon will play tonight.

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  7. the Maritimer4:56 PM

    What a beautiful day in NB today! Well over 20C and a spectacular day on the golf course. I think Mother nature is being kind to us for a brutal winter and no spring to speak of. Hope this keeps up until the middle of November.

    Happy Sexy Friday to all and GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. 4: John Paul George Ringo - EP by Various Artists
    https://itun.es/ca/OSuY2

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  9. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  10. Beautiful bilingual rendition of OUR national anthem, sung very well by an easy on the eyes songstress in Quebec City. I love my country's anthem!

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    1. Me too. If I'm out watCHing a game and the anthem is sung, people think I'm nuts because I stand up. When I was in elementary school, back in the day, we started the day by singing the anthem and saluting the Canadian flag. I also remember something about the Queen in there somewhere, or maybe it was just that here picture was in the classroom.

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  11. I'm starting to dislike Iginla, looks the broons shit stuck to him.

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  12. Bit late to the party - but great SF as always MoeMan. Nice ones all round. My fav this week however is the Aislin pic. Nice win by the Habs in QC. I am feeling positive...Go HABS Go!

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  13. I dont know why we are even going to bother playing this season, plan the parade give us the cup already.

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  14. Hockey's back! Sort of! I have been lurking here over the last few months, but haven't really had anything to add. Nice SF all around, moe. Now I'm all excited and stuff. I have a four day weekend in 2 weeks, so I can watch the first few games happily!

    GO HABS GO!

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  15. http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/habs-eller-back-on-ice-galchenyuk-moves-back-to-wing

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  16. another good name for stumpy Jr , that I saw Son of Stumpy or SOS. gChuck gets his first line center audition to nite. What will patches to, come up short for his best friend or dream about about a center that is not waist high?
    It looks like P2 is a lock for Giants spot. Can SOS burn the RBQ barbecue. On D it looks like Tin Tin is going back to the Hammer for more seasoning, and Bo Hunk with be Dream Weaving on the third pair.

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  17. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  18. Bell just got my internet working.

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  19. the Maritimer6:49 PM

    Apparently, Chokula and the Goat are scouting tonight. They bring back bad memories and make me almost forget about eMpTy and his sometimes moronic personnel decisions.

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  20. So the disgusting CotU mediot rags are kesseltracking his ECHL-worthy brother. Sick fucks.

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    1. Saw it coming, of course.

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  21. "Leafs' Clarkson to see specialist ".

    Yeah, cuz he's a headcase, an expensive headcase.

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  22. zzzzzzzzzzzzzagoalwouldbenicezzzzzzzzzz

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  23. Did you see what Holby did? kidG touched his helmut with his stick, then Holtby did a sort of head-snap to get it off.

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    1. He should be penalized. Worse acting than diving.

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  24. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  25. Shouldn't be a match penalty, no elbow to the head, body on body, just got him the head.

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  26. Shit their hitting Tonordi with 3 penalties.

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  27. Hope the NHL doesn't suspend him.

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  28. TFS looking his usual good self.

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  29. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!

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  30. Ward passed with his glove leading to the 2nd goal, the refs missed it.

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  31. I know it is a bit early on - and I know that I am the eternal optimist, however I have been keeping as close a tab as I can on the Habs this pre-season and after having reviewed the full season breakdown, I am prepared to make my predictions for 2014/2015. I will remind all you who will scoff - and there will be many - - but I was out by exactly 4 points total whenI did this same exercise last year...here it goes...

    Total Wins: 55
    Regulation Losses: 19
    Overtime Losses: 8

    Total points: 118

    My highlight is February - shortest month of the year but one where the Habs play 14 times. I am calling that month 10-2-2

    I am looking at 10 wins in November, February and March. I see several trouble spots, mainly in mid-November, early Jan and potentially mid March, but I don't see them losing more than 2 games in a row at any point in the season. And I see them topping and tailing the season with wins at the acc against those fuckin leaf deadbeats cocksuckers!...Why do they always have to begin and end in the shithole of the universe? (I shall take a liberty here given my tenure...the COTU herein after to be referred to as SHITU)

    It's all guesswork but until someone comes up with something more scientific, I'm going with it.

    Come on...Let me have it!!

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    1. I'm on board. Another thing this season, there is no Olympics where 8 players represented their countries, a compressed schedule immediately following, TFS played injured in Sochi and when he came back. I expect he will have an even better year with help from his teammates.
      Go Habs Go!!!

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    2. Not to mention that fucking Kreider who tried to kill him,.

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    3. the Maritimer12:09 PM

      I never make predictions anymore. All it does is make you look bad...and like a leaf fan. No thanks. In the world of professional sports so many things can go wrong - injuries, slumps, dumbass coaches, etc.

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    4. its possible

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    5. Good stuff. Haven't crunCHed my numbers or thoughts yet as it is still very summery here!!!

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    6. the Maritimer9:57 PM

      I should have said: Dare to dream.

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  32. So it starts with fucking Rogers. The headline reads "Canadiens’ Tinordi ejected after questionable hit", then the caption under the video says "...Canadiens defenceman Jarred Tinordi threw a high elbow at the head of Nate Schmidt."
    Tell me, does this look either questionable or like a high elbow. FFS
    Clean hit

    I guess IATG.

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    1. snet will prove to be worse than the cockroaches. tsn will slobber as hard as they can for leaf fan eyeballs and clicks. One of the bigger CotU mediot whores is the CP. They've added three more cub reporters to wino's gang (he replaced the disgusting little snet twerp leaf poodle cris johnson) and it is all leaf all the time and those some bought and paid for articles flood almost every sports web site. Their pro-leaf pro-tranna slant is hilarious. The cockroaches have also added a slew of sick fucks to spew leaf news. I've said it before and I ain't done saying it, it will get worse, it will never get better as they are all desperate leaf fans.

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    2. the Maritimer6:26 PM

      Well said moe. I refuse to read any of that shit for that very reason. I fully expect the Habs-bashing to continue unabated. I'll have to watch the games on Snet but the remote and the mute button are never far from hand.

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  33. I read an article, I think it was Pleks that said because of his amazing beep test, they're calling Sekac Forrest Gump. So maybe we just call him Gumper.

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    1. Speaking as a former Tom Hanks fan I still like P2 better.

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  34. Chester1:41 PM

    Just read Jack Todd's View From Nebraska.
    He thinks the accountants are running the world.
    Fucked up or what.
    Go Habs

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  35. The mexicant already on pace to have more goals than clark$on.

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  36. Why Why Why did no one teach that kid to skate at 18 instead of giving him rubber bands at 24? So sad for Le brow.
    Anaheim Ducks send former Hab Louis Leblanc to Norfolk in the AHL

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    1. Bergevin won't get the the draft pick for him if a team doesn't take him.

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    2. Chester8:34 AM

      Sad for Louis Louis.
      I was rooting for him.
      Go Habs

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  37. Titanium and Carbon fiber will still waiting for someone when 29 played net. I have been reading comment about how much of the net TFS would fill wearing Kens equipment.Its time to downsize the equipment, the safety argument does not fly. Its the same as cops saying cop cams suck, and climate change deniers saying I am not a scientist.

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  38. the Maritimer6:30 PM

    Ex-Hab GM Bob Gainey now a consultant for the St. Louis Blues. Between him and Hitckcock they'll turn a powerhouse scoring team into a bunch of checking grinders in no time.

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    1. Chester8:36 AM

      Bob floats to the surface for a breath of fresh air.
      Ya sad for St Louis. Here comes the trap!
      Go Habs

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    2. I love Bob. He may be a fuckup as a GM, no his is a fuckup as a GM. Still one trade should not define the man.

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    3. the Maritimer9:43 PM

      Still like Bob and always will. He had a rough go with his family tragedys and did his best under some trying circumstances. We'll lay the blame for the mexican't trade at the Goat's feet.

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  39. The NHL announced this morning that no suspension will be given to Tinordi because of the hit, and rightfully so. Tinordi is half a foot taller than Schmidt, was defending his zone, and got down as low as he could to deliver his check. The fact he made contact with Schmidt’s head could only have been avoided if Tinordi had not delivered a body check at all.

    http://awinninghabit.com/2014/09/29/jarred-tinordi-suspended-ejection-montreal-canadiens-game/

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  40. We are in the hockey talk silly season. I like ETOP even though stats do not explain RBQ or other players like him, which are the players you need to win Stanley Cups. No in the end you got to look at their teeth, Corsi only helps you find the hidden cavities. What promoted me to comment was being born. ETOP has a post on the value of recovering loose pucks. I did not read it but surmise its a good thing.

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    1. the Maritimer9:47 PM

      That site went to Hell in a hand basket when Robert Lefevbre gave it up. The inmates are running that asylum, unlike the intelligent, well spoken folks who inhabit this blog. Thank fuck we can gather here and rant to our heart's content.

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  41. Pierre Lebrun just predicted a Hawks/Habs final. *cough*. Would be nice.

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    1. Would be amazing!

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    2. the Maritimer9:48 PM

      Kinda early to be making that call. Bettman and Jacobs won't like it.

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  42. NHL removed Tinordi's match penalty from his record. Mind you, this all seems to have been kept very hush, hush and player safety didn't even make one of their famous videos.
    While looking for some official statement from the league, I came across this comment someone posted when a broon fan chimed in to defend the shaved ape, I thought it was funny and wanted to share.

    "Ahh here we see in its natural habitat the incredibly common moronus Bostontonius. Native to the boston area but also found in habitats where the average iq dips below 65 the moronus Bostontonius is a solitary creature rarely traveling groups as it lacks the cups to have more than a few people drink at once. A creature that is often in a state of confusion calling other animals dirty for their actions yet often mimicking said action while not comprehending that such actions make them dirty as well. The moranus bostontonius survives on a diet of watered down beer (for it is too week to drink real beer) and racism. Confused, angry, and ugly it is a modern scientific miracle that the species has not simply died off from sheer stupidity."

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  43. Apart from being cockroach-lite with all the ex Habs-hating cockroaches, snet (now known to me as lnet) have hired darren 'white way' pang. Sick fucks.

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    1. the Maritimer9:53 PM

      Yes indeed, Rogers has cornered the market on Habs haters for hockey analysts. Going to be a long 12 years of hatred towards the Canadiens, I pray that les Glorieux can capture the Cup at least once to shut the fuckers up for a while.

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