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"This is not only a victory for the Canadiens;
it is a victory for hockey. I hope that this
era of intimidation and violence that is hurting
our national sport is coming to an end.
Young people have seen that a team can play
electrifying, fascinating hockey while still
behaving like gentlemen." ~ Serge Savard
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Top Ten Reasons to hate the Phuctards
ReplyDelete1) Philadelphia instrumental in creating the most self unaware fascist institution in the history of mankind. A nation so strident in the hypocrisy of individual freedom it is willing to lead civilization over the sustainable cliff.
2) Philadelphia was the birthplace of Douglas Haig (all-round megalomaniac), Arlen Spector (created the magic bullet theory), and worst of all the leading morphamatic rendering of the MAN in the flesh Ed Snider owner of Comcast, the soul sucking entity that now controls hockey. For example: Chris Pronger who no one would disagree was one of the direst cheap shot artists ever to step on the ice is now both being paid by the Phucktards but also deciding what is justice in the NHL. You do not need to be a 29 to figure out its snake eyes for any Montreal player that appears in his kangaroo court. In typical Tea Party logic the bench deflects by saying he will not make decisions about Phuktards, Fucking great whoop.
3) The Phucktards uniform looks like a fascist flag created by Monty Python. Is there an uglier sports sweater/logo/ colour combination in the known universe.
4) Phucktard fans are total baboons. On this day in 1977 a fan through an M80 on stage permanently maiming Joe Perry and Steve Tyler. Its routine for fans to through batteries and impossible for any non Phuctard fan to attend a game without fear, real primal fear.
5)Shelter of the broad st bullies, lead by the biggest Rat on skates Ken Linseman, known as The Rat. Since time immoral the Phuctards try to win through intimidation instead of skill.
6) Allowed a psycho like Ron Hextall to play goal.
8)Hockey legend and disgraced NHLPA head Alan Eagleson has only one defender and that is Booby Clarke.
9) Gary Buttman
10) Names of Phuktards actually are etched into Lord Stanley's cup.
GYMFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteThat Pronger things is amazing moe
ReplyDeleteDIE PHUCKTARDS DIE
It just came to me.
DeleteCurrently up north with the family getting drunk. No Jews in the history of the universe get drunk like my family. Plowing down the Bloody Caesars tonight, not sure how much of the game I will see at this rate
ReplyDeleteThat's surprising 29, most of the Jewish people I know don't drink much if any at all. I'm hanging out with the wrong crowd.
DeleteMeatloaf and mashed.
ReplyDeleteLeftover osso bucco
DeleteA wee spot of beef stew with fresh baguette. Oh and some lemon gin with soda.
DeleteI'm kinda glad that Blanche isn't in the lineup for philthy.
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteWatCHed a bit of the Hurricanes game last night, you can get a 4-pack of tickets and 4 trios for $99.
ReplyDeleteCBC is streaming the Leaf and the Nucks but not the Habs WTF? So I am watching over at friends house the less than perfect streams. Regardless
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go, Go you fucking Habs Go, and try and get a shot on net in the first five minutes EH!
Guide for CITY Montreal show games as Habs/Philthy but it's the fucking leaf game. Going to TVA
ReplyDeleteThey are now showing the Habs.
DeleteI am watching the City stream and its Habs, what universe are you in one or two?
DeleteCITY has it.
ReplyDeleteI channel flipped and on my basic/cheapest Videotron package and can see every game they listed. I don't really give a fuck but they are filling the pipe with hockey.
ReplyDeleteCRISHFUCKINGLEE
ReplyDeleteHope the Pens destroy the leaf tonight.
ReplyDeleteSo far, so good.
DeleteMerde
ReplyDeleteShit! Our D sucks so far.
ReplyDeleteOuch x2
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon!!!!!!! Fuck me.
ReplyDelete1-0 Pens
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDelete2-0 Pens
ReplyDeleteEvening all and happy thanksgiving. Bad start but it's a long game. Go HABS Go
ReplyDeleteHappy Turkey Day, KmaXXX
DeleteHey K.
DeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeletePhucker's D sucks more.
ReplyDeleteCash it!
ReplyDeleteNow cash it ffs!
ReplyDeleteMan does our pp suck balls!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDelete3-0 Pens
ReplyDeleteOk from what I saw there was about 5 minutes of that period where the HABS sucked...if you don't count the power play time they had...which seemed like quite a bit...so overall they sucked that period..never mind - lots of time left
ReplyDeleteYup.
DeleteFaith.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Go HABS Go! Go HABS go!!
ReplyDelete2-0 Caps over broons
ReplyDeleteTVA plays some D J Champion. Nice.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwPyNOhXFd0
UGH!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Come on boys...do something!
ReplyDeleteTwo things...firstly - what the fuck is Weaver doing putting the puck through the middle of his own zone?...and secondly...Tom Gilbert is fucking slow...
ReplyDeleteEnough of this nonsense, cue the comeback!
ReplyDeleteWoke up to a dead modem. Like, just dead. Try to set up hotspot with my phone, wireless network in my laptop not working for some reason. Game won't work on phone itslef. Take out notbeook I use when I travel. Won't start up. Eventually does, hotspot won't connect, eventually does. Game won't load. Go downstairs into my bldg basement because there's a PC bang (like an internet cafe, but with dozens of young Korean men playing Warcraft, smoking and eating enough noodles to feed the North for a week). First three computers won't work, never had that problem before. Finally got connected now. 3-0, but NHL has it listed at 4-0.
ReplyDeleteNot a good start to Sunday.
Good one Lego! In all alone, turn around and give it away. Fucking brilliant!
ReplyDeleteIt's really awesome if they could hit the net, like once.
ReplyDeleteGuys on CITY say MT would have loved Robidas if he coulda got him. WTF????
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteNot sensing a goal tonight...I am worried...
ReplyDeleteGo HABS go!
20mns, they can do it.
DeleteGYMFHG!!
Yeah, alright, we can accept now that they got lucky against two terrible non-playoff teams. Something's not right. They look awful, and have all three games.
ReplyDeleteNew trios, new players, they'll work it out.
DeleteBaby steps.......
DeleteOur games has more kinks to work out than the Shades of Grey trilogy!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Goooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HABS Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shouldn't that be a penalty?
ReplyDeleteThey're going to get shut out by Ray Emery. Ray fucking Emery.
ReplyDeleteThere we go, my jinx worked.
Deleteyou where saying?
DeleteVodkov?!!!
ReplyDeletevodkov~
ReplyDeleteHere comes a momentum swing.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Let's go!!!
ReplyDeletePressure.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Gilbert who has no name yet just made two amazing plays to keep the puck in.
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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What the fuck is happening?!
ReplyDeleteSuperpleXXXe Super
ReplyDelete5-1 Pens
ReplyDeleteShouldn't that be a penalty?
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Refs have really put away their whistles now that the Habs are pressuring.
ReplyDeletePleXXXe!
ReplyDeleteWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegCHuk!!
ReplyDeletegCHuck Rope a dope works again
ReplyDeletePleXXXe! Never doubted it!
ReplyDeleteNow go fucking bury them.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
I mean gCHuck!
ReplyDeleteOk boys, don't sit back now.
ReplyDeleteCaps 4-0 over broons final
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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Holy shit, gCHyuk almost won the game.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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Bullshit
ReplyDeleteAfter everything they've let go...
ReplyDeleteTimfuckingPeel
Wow, they didn't have puck luck, it was all on the philthy side.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
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Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!
Intriquing shoot out. Emery should be toast. But the Phutards have Girioux and Le Cave
ReplyDeletePAP!!!
ReplyDeletePAPsmear
ReplyDeleteOutKast!
ReplyDeleteor PAP@
DeleteThat's my come-back boys.
ReplyDeleteThere's the rabbit out of the hat!
ReplyDeleteWOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAmazing start to the year, amazing
ReplyDeleteLOLZ, just watching the goals in the leaf game. HNIC sounds downright angry on the 5th goal. Makes my heart grow three sizes.
ReplyDeleteStill no mention of the game on TSN. leaf first, broon second, 'natch.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, back to my apartment and internet darkness. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wow, leafs are currently ranked 30th in the standings.
ReplyDeleteThe Crotch says its because they dont draft Canadian players.. I say its because they have had idiots for owners and for the past decade the MAN.
DeleteHell of a comeback. I never gave up on the boys. I had a feeling. PleXXXe for the Hart and Rocket Richard!
ReplyDeleteI worry for Strombo's well being. He'll be in the middle of a beehive right now that's been poked by a mean little boy. And Cherry, you old leaf loving c-sucker...FUCK YOU & please go away.
Good on you, never say die! (unless it's the leafs, bruins etc..)
Deletecrotch crying and harper hallucinating. Some other leafool on lnet says the leaf feels the pressure of playing in their (lnet's) top three premium games to start the season. Too fucking funny?
DeleteDid we win?
ReplyDeleteI keed, I keed. The whole drunken family tuned in at 3-1 to watch til the end. Nice job boys! And suck it Leaf! Suck it Bs!
Related, may I say how pleased I was to hear Dave Randorf on the broadcast? I had no idea he was in on the new deal. An underrated pro imho
PleXXXE is ahead of Sid in the scoring race.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.nhl.com/ice/statshome.htm?navid=nav-sts-league#
I was worried about this one...they were cycling well in the flyers end but no bounces...no luck...that all changed in the third. Nic effort boys!
ReplyDeleteBonus, best pre-game show in two decades. Strombo was very good.
ReplyDeleteWe need a gif of the loaf jersey floating to the ice. What a fucked up franchise that is! Fucking hilarious. Game 2 and the entire band of leaffools are caving in...except healey - he still believes.
ReplyDeleteLove Dave Randorf calling the game! Too bad we couldn't have had Knuckles as colour guy instead of Galley (i think it was).
Hmm, checking the sked, I think I only miss 3 games by not paying for the french stations this month. The only one that saddens me is the Wings. TB and the Flames - meh.
Turkey's in the oven, breast side down for 3 hours per Chef Michael Smith's direction after brining overnight. If you haven't brined your turkey before, you don't know what you're missing! Makes it sooooo juicy!
Happy Turkey Day!
Yup, brining and breast down roasting make for a fab bird.
DeleteHappy Thanksgiving everyone!
ReplyDeleteTurkey is out and resting under a foil tent. Keeping 1/2 an eye on the Pats game. Stuffing and sweet potatoes in the oven. Veggies on the stove. Homemade cranberry jelly is gelled. Pie is ready. We're very fortunate to live in this country. And I'd like to give thanks to my father (RIP) for not only protecting this great nation during WWII and at Juno Beach on D-Day, but for directing me towards being a Habs fan! Just not sure where he went wrong with 2 of my other 3 brothers (1 leaf, 1 broon).
ReplyDeleteAnd finally, happy zombie turkey day! Walking Dead is back tonight. And not only in Tronna.
Great post Pad. One quibble, what kind of pie!?!
DeleteI'm hoping for pumpkin.
DeletePumpkin...of course! (We had apple pie last weekend after picking 40 lbs (for $20) in the Annapolis Valley here in NS.) Thanks to my wonderful daughter for those pies. The crust was made from crushed Brazil nuts (rest of family is celiac) and was great. Of course, top mostly anything with a giant dollup of whipped cream and you got a winner!
ReplyDeleteSkating Dead up soon...checking in on mclame on HTH. Lots of excitement about that coming to Sid's home here in Cole Harbour (which is a burb of Hfx). HDIC coming that same weekend in Feb. It's causing me a bunch of work - that's all I know.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! The Maritimer checking in after 4 days on the beautiful island of Cape Breton. Did the Cabot Trail, which was amazing and the fall foliage spectacular. If you haven't experienced this, I highly recommend it. Had the pleasure of attending a concert last night which was part of the Celtic Colours International Festival. Four acts included renowned singer/songwriter from Newfoundland Terry Kelly, Cape Breton fiddlers the Beaton family, the amazing Swedish trio Vaasen and a Scottish dance group with piper Finn Moore.
ReplyDeleteWhen Mrs. Maritimer and I returned to our hotel after the show I had the extreme pleasure of discovering the Habs had won their third game in a row and the leaf had gotten pummeled by Sid and his flightless aquatic birds and the ape and his goon squad had lost. All good. Also I read that the old Crotch had his usual old, white, racist, xenophobic meltdown.
I echo Saint Paddy's comment that we are fortunate to live in one of the most beautiful and safe areas in the world. My father was too young to go to war but my late father-in-law spent 4 years in the Royal Canadian Navy escorting merchant ships across the North Atlantic. Many, many thanks to all vets of latter and present day, especially those who have to go fight a bunch of cowardly terrorists who are real brave executing defenceless civilians. They will have to answer for all this crap someday.
Slainthe FHFers!
leafs /rags tied @1 after the 1st.
ReplyDeleteHank pulled in 2nd, leafs 6 - rags 2
ReplyDeleteGoddamn it Lundqvist, you had one job!
ReplyDeleteActually, I don't mind this at all. So the leaf win due to terrible goaltending on the other side, they again become overconfident and let the glaring problems go, hang around .500 all season until they lose 12/14 last games like they do every single season. If they truly lost every single game they would probably be forced to change things. No, let them bask in their false pride. The collapse is better this way.
Kadr embellished and baited the refs earlier and now he skated a few feet with the freaking puck in his glove before dropping.
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Happy Turkeypants day everyone. Just about to sit down and feast my eyes on the Walking Dead!
ReplyDeleteNo spoilers the episode was one of the best ever. I want Trysee Dead!
DeleteHappy Turkey Day fellow FHFers!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
ReplyDeleteGo Avs Go.
ReplyDeleteTVA has broons / Avs game @1:00.
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