Oct 16, 2014

Home Sweet Home ~ 29 in da house for your DIE BROONS DIE home opener preview and open thread


Bienvenue CHez nous bitCHes!!! Our glorious leader moeman forgot to CHange the locks on this place in the off-season, so your former glorious leader 29 has used his key made out of a bar of soap to waltz in, CHug the boss's diSaronno and drunkenly write this preview for the home opener. Bs, eh? I heard they're good. Must be what the "experts" said about them as the season started...

make no mistake, the Bruins are top of the line contenders for the Stanley Cup again in 2014-15
-TSN.ca

this is still the East’s best team, and maybe by a long way... Bold prediction: The Bruins return to the Stanley Cup final, rolling through the Eastern Conference bracket
- The Leaf Fan Formerly known as Down Goes Brown, Grantland

the Bruins are still the best team in the division
- ESPN.com

There’s so much to like about this organization and so little reason to see them as anything but a leviathan in the Eastern Conference.
-The Hockey News

The Bruins have enough goals, guts and gumption to again be the team to beat in the Eastern Conference.
- USA Today

even if Montreal and Tampa Bay overtake the Bruins in the division, it doesn't matter; the Bruins are good enough to win the East as the top seed or a wild card
- Bleacher Report

Well I guess there's no need to play the game, right? Oh wait...


DIE BROONS DIE

7:30 PM, Sportsnet 360 and RDS. Here's your preview. Don't forget to pay your taxes. Welcome home.

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200 comments:

  1. the Maritimer7:10 AM

    Holy Fuck! Welcome back 29!

    Great job, you haven't lost your blogging skillz...I got a chuckle out all those bullshit predictions by the leafools and broons fans. Fuck them all and DIE B's DIE!!!!!

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  2. Merci 29, FHFantastic post.

    BTW, did you borrow my Hai Karate? If so, be careful how you use it!

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  3. Good job, 29.
    Go Habs Go!
    #diebroonsdie!

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  4. Man I love that BaruCHel,, TFS promo.

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  5. Yesterday I had to go to renew my medicare and driver's license - good news, they're good for 8 yrs now i/o 4. You have to make sure you choose an saaq outlet correctly because they don't all take pictures, anyhow, I found one near the Bell Centre. As I was in search of those ever elusive pocket schedules (in my hood and asked friends if they saw any to get one please).
    Not sure what part of the Bell I entered but when I opened the door there was a receptionist and I asked, she said how many, here's 1 and pointed to a table and armchair area and said there are more there and to also help myself to the Canadiens magazines. So not only did I get the pocket schedules, I got the Sept & Oct editions of Canadiens whiCH I'll read some other time.

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    1. I just hit mine renewed too but only for four years????? What's up with that?

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    2. Weird, mine says it will expire in 2022 (the plastic one will come in the mail). Actually , my son was telling me it was good for 8 now and I saw it on their website when I was looking for an outlet. Maybe it's part of cutting costs, less staff, less outlets to manage. Maybe it started right after you renewed?

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    3. Yeah, most likely. Grrr.

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    4. Yup Juce, it was effective as of Oct 1. I renewed mid Sept even though it's not due until the end of Oct. Crapola.

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    5. Mine wasn't till mid-Dec.

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  6. Please don't tell me that's Chara sans clothes. Excuse me while I go stick pins in my eyes.

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    1. All is forgiven mate because of the puddy tat with the Hab's hat.

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  7. Ginette Reno is back baby!

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    1. Woooohoooooo! Sing it, Ginette!

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  8. I got nothing. Thats how perfect the frame is . Broons are two nights toast.

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  9. I don't know about the rest of you guys and gals here but for me...that Baruchel/1909 clip is fucking creepy.

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    1. Ha, that's exactly what I said last night.

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  10. Hey 29 - You fuckin' rock! Great preview as always. That quote from the Bleeeeshiter Report probably says all you need to know about it as a viable source of impartial information. Now then...on to tonight's home opener...

    Let's hope the days off have rejuvenated the Habs - they can not afford to be taking 1-2 shots per period. Tin Tin will be targeted, as will PFK and we'll need TFS to be standing on his head because those fuckin' b's will be pumped. This is the litmus test boys! If you're gonna talk the talk - walk the fucking walk! Fuck these cocksuckers up and don't take any prisoners. They are playing in our house tonight bitches!...And the Habs can't afford to take any prisoners. So far this season the Habs have won but not always looked great. And when they lost, they looked pretty fucking poor. Tonight mutherfuckers - I don't care how you do it or what you look like doing it..JUST FUCKING WIN! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go!

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    1. Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4D3UdxM3OUcksuckers, dd some say San Francisco Boston Common Cocksuckers.

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  11. I like this team. They will fuck up but at the end of the day we will have the cup.

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  12. Baruchel & PatCHes;

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xal79AtjsFc

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    1. Love it! Isn't BaruCHel just perfect in the role?

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    2. Ha! - Just watched it...Again - a bit creepy - but still funny!

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    3. I really hope there are more of these coming.

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  13. Daddy Lego in the house tonight.
    Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  14. Thx all for your kind comments!

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  15. (Y) back tonight. BAM! lucic

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  16. timfuckingpeel FFS!

    Tim Peel #20
    3.4 minor penalties per game
    11.3 total PIM per game
    20.7% more penalties called on road team
    56.1% home team win percentage
    Win/Loss
    BOS 4-3 (1-1 playoffs)
    MTL 3-0 (2-0 playoffs)
    Graham Skilliter #24
    3.6 minor penalties per game
    10.9 total PIM per game
    9.3% more penalties called on road team
    40.9% home team win percentage
    Win/Loss
    BOS 2-1
    MTL 1-0
    Linesmen

    Brian Murphy #93
    Faceoffs – BOS: 51.2% (team avg of 51.6%)
    Faceoffs – MTL: 49.5% (team avg of 49.6%)
    Michel Cormier #76
    Faceoffs – BOS: 53.3% (team avg 51.6%)
    Faceoffs – MTL: 53.9% (team avg 49.6%)

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  17. Here's another one! “Painting” – Montreal Canadiens w/Jay Baruchel ft. Weise, Desharnais & Galchenyuk
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pb0kbv8Nj4&list=PLe31hEL0I9wSEEWa54gv5GV3uWFtnacGU

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    1. Good one.

      BTW juce when you paste a youtube link you can stop just before the '&'; e.g.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pb0kbv8Nj4

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    2. Still slightly creepy...

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    3. I have never enjoyed a marketing campaign so much. Creepy? yes. Brilliant? yes.

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    4. Thanks, moeman, I'll try to remember that, makes for a much 'cleaner' link.

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  18. Sounds like Weis is out and MoeMan in.

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    1. Lurch was going to kill him.

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  19. Steak and potatoes with a side of carrots tonight.

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    1. Mix em up and you get what I'm having, beer-braised-beef stew.

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    2. Still dieting after the long weekend thanksgiving binge-eating. Made a lovely tomato and onion salad with basil

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  20. Also hear that NHLPA is in the house tonight. Let's hope they can do something about timfuckingpeel.

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    1. Is this his 3rd or 4th Habs game in 5? Sick fucking bias.

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  21. Cue the excuses, apparently each time the broons meet the Habs, it will be on their 2nd of a back to back.
    I heard mcsplooge earlier say how the nhl has done them a great injustice, just brutal (not related to above point, just overall)

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    1. Right, because starting the season with 4 games in 6 nights on the road is completely fair. fuck em all

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  22. Been battling the f'n flu for two days and one of the gals at work, realizing I'd need nourishment brought me, wait for it, a Rideau Bakery CHelsea bun!

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    1. Feel better soon, moeman.

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  23. Lucic and his cronies will have to behave tonight, Stephane Quintal is in the building and made the rounds.

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  24. The coroner released the results of Joan Rivers' death - lack of oxygen after being sedated with prophynol.(sp).

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    1. Sounds negligent to me...anyone know a good lawyer...?

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    2. Isn't that the same sedative MJ was given?

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  25. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  26. lnet pre-game on sn360 leaf+stats, bonus they have the nerve to tell us to 'get use to' hearing about everything the leaf does.

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  27. Graham Skilliter #24 has only officiated 27 NHL games - I hope timfuckingpeel isn't his mentor.
    You'd think the biggest rivalry would have someone other than timmy the peeler.

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  28. I can guess where it's going....Habs players from around the globe.....fans from around the globe to kick off the new fan club.
    Awesome.

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  29. Love the scoring on the broons highlites.

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  30. Weise must be pissed that he was scratCHed.

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  31. TFS very well deserved to receive the torCH.

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  32. I hope Big Jean is well.

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  33. Broons must be loving this - gives them more time to rest lol.

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    1. ... or to strategize with crisfuckinglee

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  34. the Maritimer7:46 PM

    This torch passing thing is usually the kiss of death. I'm not optimistic.

    Sarah Diamond looking sharp though.....

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  35. Rat face, a face not even a mother could love.

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    1. Not even a rat's mother.

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  36. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  37. forget Ginette as an icon or anything, her voice is just so, wow

    GYFHG SCORE A PP GOAL FFS

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  38. Go HABS go! Go HABS go!

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  39. Ugh, the Montreal feed on Gamecenter hasn't started yet for some reason, so I'm stuck with Boston and fat and fatter. Also, Tim Peel again? Seriously?

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  40. Nice hit by Y on lucic!

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  41. Also, hello all and nice job 29. GO HABS GO!

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  42. And the Peel BS begins...

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  43. the Maritimer7:58 PM

    At least I haven't heard the word "leaf" yet...

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  44. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  45. the Maritimer8:04 PM

    This colour guy on SN360 leaves a lot to be desired.

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  46. TFS had no chance on that one,.

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  47. the Maritimer8:06 PM

    Put Tin Tin in front of Tuuka.

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  48. the Maritimer8:09 PM

    Decline the penalty.....

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  49. GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!

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  50. Woooooooooooo!!

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  51. The PP has come to life!

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  52. the Maritimer8:11 PM

    Yeah baby.

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  53. SecaCH showing some physicality.

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  54. See when the broon fell all by himself? diving practice.

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  55. GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!

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  56. the Maritimer8:22 PM

    Nice flurry....

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  57. Tinordi should be there to plant the shaved ape on the floor.

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  58. the Maritimer8:30 PM

    Is it just me or does this Rogers production seem kinda...meh.

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    1. Rank amateurs.

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    2. the Maritimer8:36 PM

      Yeah, seems...cheap. All flash no substance.

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  59. 29!

    https://vine.co/v/OqQqhOi9VvT

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  60. Dave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs · 1 hr 1 hour ago
    Watch for #Habs to be introduced tonight not from their usual dressing-room tunnel, but from the Zamboni entrance #HabsIO
    #Habs must walk past #Bruins dressing-room door to get to the Zamboni entrance for intros. You can have some fun with that, right? #HabsIO

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  61. This is how PatCHes would look of they advertise on UNIs Yuck!

    Max's Ambrì Piotta jersey in Oct 2012
    https://twitter.com/Dave_Stubbs/status/522775543994155009

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  62. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  63. SecaCH leading with 3 hits.

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  64. Interference on the goalie and hand pass? Reply plaese.

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  65. the Maritimer8:55 PM

    Use your stick LEGO.

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  66. Yep lego used his hand to score.

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  67. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  68. Kid-G!!!

    That one'll do.

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  69. ratface hits kidG then gives him a facewash and no penalty

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  70. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  71. the Maritimer9:05 PM

    I'm in 3 different hockey pools. I can't remember who I have in them but pretty sure I have Patches in all three.

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  72. crap crap crap

    kill me

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  73. the Maritimer9:07 PM

    That torch thing is a sure fire jinx. Every. Effin. Time.

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  74. Soooo......fucktards played last night, arrived in Mtl at 3 AM and this is the best we can do? Not impressed.

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  75. Embellishment by fucking bettman ass.

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  76. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  77. Fucking Ratface cocksucker

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  78. the Maritimer9:14 PM

    It's early days but it's a clusterfuck in the Habs D zone. Sloppy as fuck.

    Oh well, as long as they're functioning properly in April.

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  79. I need better play than this. Is it too early to complain?

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  80. No more time out, pen them in, wear them in and score!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  81. Good, he'll have more confidence.

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  82. the Maritimer9:22 PM

    Lego's line!!!!

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  83. Now THAT's more like it!

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  84. the Maritimer9:24 PM

    PAP!!!!!!!

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  85. Fuck you ratface.

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  86. I think ive recovered consciousness now

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  87. the Maritimer9:26 PM

    Fuck you ratface.

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    1. the Maritimer9:27 PM

      Ha! juce read my mind!

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    2. Habs fans mind meld.

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    3. well we're all thinking it. but the two of you wrote it down

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    4. Of course, we are all as one.

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  88. we gots ourselves a good ol' fashioned barnburner

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    1. Our Elboa defence against their deer in the headlights defence

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  89. Dave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs · 16 mins 16 minutes ago
    Get that puck for Sekac; his family is here to see it, too. 3-3, 1:49 left in 2nd #Habs #HabsIO #Bruins

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  90. Sportsnet piece on KidG and Lucic in the intermission was decent, I'll give them that

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  91. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  92. the Maritimer9:45 PM

    Is it too soon to say....

    HANG ON BOYS!!

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    1. the Maritimer9:46 PM

      Fuck! Again!

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    2. we've all been hanging out together for too long obviously

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  93. That shiner suits the shaved ape.

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  94. fucking Ratface should be banned

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    1. Both in the human race as well as the rats.

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  95. Wow, DD had rask beat there but went too high.

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  96. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  97. the Maritimer9:55 PM

    Oh DD, that might be important...

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  98. PatCHes gets us WINGS!!!

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  99. the Maritimer9:57 PM

    Heh, it's uncany how we can read each others mind.

    KidG!!!!!!!

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  100. Tipped by kidG!

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  101. tuuka tuuka tuuka BYE

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  102. the Maritimer9:57 PM

    Bye Bye Tuuka.

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  103. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!

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  104. Chased Rask back to Finland

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  105. c'mon that's a fucking penalty

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  106. Shut the fucking OLE up.

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  107. I'm gonna raid moe's ice cream freezer in a sec!

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    1. No diet ice cream, plus I put a lock on the freezer.

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    2. damn your locks!

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