Bienvenue CHez nous bitCHes!!! Our glorious leader moeman forgot to CHange the locks on this place in the off-season, so your former glorious leader 29 has used his key made out of a bar of soap to waltz in, CHug the boss's diSaronno and drunkenly write this preview for the home opener. Bs, eh? I heard they're good. Must be what the "experts" said about them as the season started...
make no mistake, the Bruins are top of the line contenders for the Stanley Cup again in 2014-15
-TSN.ca
this is still the East’s best team, and maybe by a long way... Bold prediction: The Bruins return to the Stanley Cup final, rolling through the Eastern Conference bracket
- The Leaf Fan Formerly known as Down Goes Brown, Grantland
the Bruins are still the best team in the division
- ESPN.com
There’s so much to like about this organization and so little reason to see them as anything but a leviathan in the Eastern Conference.
-The Hockey News
The Bruins have enough goals, guts and gumption to again be the team to beat in the Eastern Conference.
- USA Today
even if Montreal and Tampa Bay overtake the Bruins in the division, it doesn't matter; the Bruins are good enough to win the East as the top seed or a wild card
- Bleacher Report
Well I guess there's no need to play the game, right? Oh wait...
DIE BROONS DIE
7:30 PM, Sportsnet 360 and RDS. Here's your preview. Don't forget to pay your taxes. Welcome home.
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Holy Fuck! Welcome back 29!
ReplyDeleteGreat job, you haven't lost your blogging skillz...I got a chuckle out all those bullshit predictions by the leafools and broons fans. Fuck them all and DIE B's DIE!!!!!
Merci 29, FHFantastic post.
ReplyDeleteBTW, did you borrow my Hai Karate? If so, be careful how you use it!
Good job, 29.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!
#diebroonsdie!
Man I love that BaruCHel,, TFS promo.
ReplyDeleteLove it!
DeleteYesterday I had to go to renew my medicare and driver's license - good news, they're good for 8 yrs now i/o 4. You have to make sure you choose an saaq outlet correctly because they don't all take pictures, anyhow, I found one near the Bell Centre. As I was in search of those ever elusive pocket schedules (in my hood and asked friends if they saw any to get one please).
ReplyDeleteNot sure what part of the Bell I entered but when I opened the door there was a receptionist and I asked, she said how many, here's 1 and pointed to a table and armchair area and said there are more there and to also help myself to the Canadiens magazines. So not only did I get the pocket schedules, I got the Sept & Oct editions of Canadiens whiCH I'll read some other time.
I just hit mine renewed too but only for four years????? What's up with that?
DeleteWeird, mine says it will expire in 2022 (the plastic one will come in the mail). Actually , my son was telling me it was good for 8 now and I saw it on their website when I was looking for an outlet. Maybe it's part of cutting costs, less staff, less outlets to manage. Maybe it started right after you renewed?
DeleteYeah, most likely. Grrr.
DeleteYup Juce, it was effective as of Oct 1. I renewed mid Sept even though it's not due until the end of Oct. Crapola.
Deleteah crap!
DeleteMine wasn't till mid-Dec.
DeletePlease don't tell me that's Chara sans clothes. Excuse me while I go stick pins in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteAll is forgiven mate because of the puddy tat with the Hab's hat.
DeleteGinette Reno is back baby!
ReplyDeleteWoooohoooooo! Sing it, Ginette!
DeleteI got nothing. Thats how perfect the frame is . Broons are two nights toast.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about the rest of you guys and gals here but for me...that Baruchel/1909 clip is fucking creepy.
ReplyDeleteHa, that's exactly what I said last night.
DeleteHey 29 - You fuckin' rock! Great preview as always. That quote from the Bleeeeshiter Report probably says all you need to know about it as a viable source of impartial information. Now then...on to tonight's home opener...
ReplyDeleteLet's hope the days off have rejuvenated the Habs - they can not afford to be taking 1-2 shots per period. Tin Tin will be targeted, as will PFK and we'll need TFS to be standing on his head because those fuckin' b's will be pumped. This is the litmus test boys! If you're gonna talk the talk - walk the fucking walk! Fuck these cocksuckers up and don't take any prisoners. They are playing in our house tonight bitches!...And the Habs can't afford to take any prisoners. So far this season the Habs have won but not always looked great. And when they lost, they looked pretty fucking poor. Tonight mutherfuckers - I don't care how you do it or what you look like doing it..JUST FUCKING WIN! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go! go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go go habs go!
Cohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4D3UdxM3OUcksuckers, dd some say San Francisco Boston Common Cocksuckers.
DeleteI like this team. They will fuck up but at the end of the day we will have the cup.
ReplyDeleteBaruchel & PatCHes;
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xal79AtjsFc
Love it! Isn't BaruCHel just perfect in the role?
DeleteHa! - Just watched it...Again - a bit creepy - but still funny!
DeleteI really hope there are more of these coming.
DeleteDaddy Lego in the house tonight.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thx all for your kind comments!
ReplyDelete(Y) back tonight. BAM! lucic
ReplyDeletetimfuckingpeel FFS!
ReplyDeleteTim Peel #20
3.4 minor penalties per game
11.3 total PIM per game
20.7% more penalties called on road team
56.1% home team win percentage
Win/Loss
BOS 4-3 (1-1 playoffs)
MTL 3-0 (2-0 playoffs)
Graham Skilliter #24
3.6 minor penalties per game
10.9 total PIM per game
9.3% more penalties called on road team
40.9% home team win percentage
Win/Loss
BOS 2-1
MTL 1-0
Linesmen
Brian Murphy #93
Faceoffs – BOS: 51.2% (team avg of 51.6%)
Faceoffs – MTL: 49.5% (team avg of 49.6%)
Michel Cormier #76
Faceoffs – BOS: 53.3% (team avg 51.6%)
Faceoffs – MTL: 53.9% (team avg 49.6%)
Here's another one! “Painting” – Montreal Canadiens w/Jay Baruchel ft. Weise, Desharnais & Galchenyuk
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pb0kbv8Nj4&list=PLe31hEL0I9wSEEWa54gv5GV3uWFtnacGU
Good one.
DeleteBTW juce when you paste a youtube link you can stop just before the '&'; e.g.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pb0kbv8Nj4
Still slightly creepy...
DeleteI have never enjoyed a marketing campaign so much. Creepy? yes. Brilliant? yes.
DeleteThanks, moeman, I'll try to remember that, makes for a much 'cleaner' link.
DeleteSounds like Weis is out and MoeMan in.
ReplyDeleteLurch was going to kill him.
DeleteSteak and potatoes with a side of carrots tonight.
ReplyDeleteMix em up and you get what I'm having, beer-braised-beef stew.
Deletemmmmm.
DeleteStill dieting after the long weekend thanksgiving binge-eating. Made a lovely tomato and onion salad with basil
DeleteAlso hear that NHLPA is in the house tonight. Let's hope they can do something about timfuckingpeel.
ReplyDeleteIs this his 3rd or 4th Habs game in 5? Sick fucking bias.
DeleteCue the excuses, apparently each time the broons meet the Habs, it will be on their 2nd of a back to back.
ReplyDeleteI heard mcsplooge earlier say how the nhl has done them a great injustice, just brutal (not related to above point, just overall)
Right, because starting the season with 4 games in 6 nights on the road is completely fair. fuck em all
DeleteBeen battling the f'n flu for two days and one of the gals at work, realizing I'd need nourishment brought me, wait for it, a Rideau Bakery CHelsea bun!
ReplyDeleteFeel better soon, moeman.
DeleteLucic and his cronies will have to behave tonight, Stephane Quintal is in the building and made the rounds.
ReplyDeleteThe coroner released the results of Joan Rivers' death - lack of oxygen after being sedated with prophynol.(sp).
ReplyDeleteSounds negligent to me...anyone know a good lawyer...?
DeleteIsn't that the same sedative MJ was given?
DeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeletelnet pre-game on sn360 leaf+stats, bonus they have the nerve to tell us to 'get use to' hearing about everything the leaf does.
ReplyDeleteInet = Idiotnet?
DeleteGraham Skilliter #24 has only officiated 27 NHL games - I hope timfuckingpeel isn't his mentor.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think the biggest rivalry would have someone other than timmy the peeler.
I can guess where it's going....Habs players from around the globe.....fans from around the globe to kick off the new fan club.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
Love the scoring on the broons highlites.
ReplyDeleteKid-cam!
ReplyDeleteWeise must be pissed that he was scratCHed.
ReplyDelete29!!!!!
ReplyDelete29!
ReplyDeleteKenny! Yeah!
ReplyDeletehey it's me!
ReplyDelete+29
DeleteTFS very well deserved to receive the torCH.
ReplyDeleteI hope Big Jean is well.
ReplyDeleteBroons must be loving this - gives them more time to rest lol.
ReplyDelete... or to strategize with crisfuckinglee
DeleteSara!
ReplyDeleteThis torch passing thing is usually the kiss of death. I'm not optimistic.
ReplyDeleteSarah Diamond looking sharp though.....
Rat face, a face not even a mother could love.
ReplyDeleteNot even a rat's mother.
DeleteGinette!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGinette!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteforget Ginette as an icon or anything, her voice is just so, wow
ReplyDeleteGYFHG SCORE A PP GOAL FFS
Go HABS go! Go HABS go!
ReplyDeleteUgh, the Montreal feed on Gamecenter hasn't started yet for some reason, so I'm stuck with Boston and fat and fatter. Also, Tim Peel again? Seriously?
ReplyDeleteNice hit by Y on lucic!
ReplyDeletemore of that please
DeleteAlso, hello all and nice job 29. GO HABS GO!
ReplyDeleteAnd the Peel BS begins...
ReplyDeleteAt least I haven't heard the word "leaf" yet...
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeletewhoopsie TFS
ReplyDeleteThis colour guy on SN360 leaves a lot to be desired.
ReplyDeletePING
ReplyDeletecrap
ReplyDeleteTFS had no chance on that one,.
ReplyDeletePut Tin Tin in front of Tuuka.
ReplyDeleteCripes.
ReplyDeleteDecline the penalty.....
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCASH IT FFS
ReplyDeleteWoooooooooooo!!
ReplyDeleteFINALLY
ReplyDeleteDDD!
The PP has come to life!
ReplyDeleteWee Davey!
ReplyDeleteYeah baby.
ReplyDeleteDDD!
ReplyDeletepatCHes skate!
ReplyDeleteSecaCH showing some physicality.
ReplyDeleteSee when the broon fell all by himself? diving practice.
ReplyDeleteGYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG! GYMFHG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteNice flurry....
ReplyDeleteTFS!
ReplyDeleteTinordi should be there to plant the shaved ape on the floor.
ReplyDeleteOUF...
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does this Rogers production seem kinda...meh.
ReplyDeleteRank amateurs.
DeleteYeah, seems...cheap. All flash no substance.
Delete29!
ReplyDeletehttps://vine.co/v/OqQqhOi9VvT
Dave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs · 1 hr 1 hour ago
ReplyDeleteWatch for #Habs to be introduced tonight not from their usual dressing-room tunnel, but from the Zamboni entrance #HabsIO
#Habs must walk past #Bruins dressing-room door to get to the Zamboni entrance for intros. You can have some fun with that, right? #HabsIO
This is how PatCHes would look of they advertise on UNIs Yuck!
ReplyDeleteMax's Ambrì Piotta jersey in Oct 2012
https://twitter.com/Dave_Stubbs/status/522775543994155009
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSecaCH leading with 3 hits.
ReplyDeletetim peel?
ReplyDeleteCanceled? WTF?
ReplyDeleteInterference on the goalie and hand pass? Reply plaese.
ReplyDelete*replay*
DeleteUse your stick LEGO.
ReplyDeleteYep lego used his hand to score.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeletekidG!
ReplyDeleteKidG!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKidG!
ReplyDeleteKid-G!!!
ReplyDeleteThat one'll do.
Kid G!!!
ReplyDeleteD'oh.
ReplyDeleteCRAP CRAP
ReplyDeleteratface hits kidG then gives him a facewash and no penalty
ReplyDeleteI'm in 3 different hockey pools. I can't remember who I have in them but pretty sure I have Patches in all three.
ReplyDeletecrap crap crap
ReplyDeletekill me
FFS
ReplyDeleteThat torch thing is a sure fire jinx. Every. Effin. Time.
ReplyDeleteNoooooo
DeleteSoooo......fucktards played last night, arrived in Mtl at 3 AM and this is the best we can do? Not impressed.
ReplyDeleteEmbellishment by fucking bettman ass.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Fucking Ratface cocksucker
ReplyDeleteIt's early days but it's a clusterfuck in the Habs D zone. Sloppy as fuck.
ReplyDeleteOh well, as long as they're functioning properly in April.
I need better play than this. Is it too early to complain?
ReplyDeleteNo more time out, pen them in, wear them in and score!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
SecaCH!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSekac!!!
ReplyDeleteGood, he'll have more confidence.
ReplyDeleteP2!
ReplyDeleteLego's line!!!!
ReplyDeletePAP!
ReplyDeleteNow THAT's more like it!
ReplyDeletePAP!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFuck you ratface.
ReplyDeletePAPY!
ReplyDeleteI think ive recovered consciousness now
ReplyDeleteFuck you ratface.
ReplyDeleteHa! juce read my mind!
DeleteHabs fans mind meld.
Deletewell we're all thinking it. but the two of you wrote it down
DeleteOf course, we are all as one.
Deletewe gots ourselves a good ol' fashioned barnburner
ReplyDeleteOur Elboa defence against their deer in the headlights defence
DeleteDave Stubbs @Dave_Stubbs · 16 mins 16 minutes ago
ReplyDeleteGet that puck for Sekac; his family is here to see it, too. 3-3, 1:49 left in 2nd #Habs #HabsIO #Bruins
I am happy for him
DeleteSportsnet piece on KidG and Lucic in the intermission was decent, I'll give them that
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Cash It
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS
ReplyDeleteIs it too soon to say....
ReplyDeleteHANG ON BOYS!!
Fuck! Again!
Deletewe've all been hanging out together for too long obviously
DeleteThat shiner suits the shaved ape.
ReplyDeletefucking Ratface should be banned
ReplyDeleteBoth in the human race as well as the rats.
Deleteoh DDD
ReplyDeleteWow, DD had rask beat there but went too high.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Oh DD, that might be important...
ReplyDeleteKid G!
ReplyDeletewoooohoooo!!
ReplyDeletepatCHes!!!!
ReplyDeletePatCHes gets us WINGS!!!
ReplyDeletekidG i mean!
ReplyDeleteHeh, it's uncany how we can read each others mind.
ReplyDeleteKidG!!!!!!!
Patches!!!
ReplyDeleteTipped by kidG!
ReplyDeletetuuka tuuka tuuka BYE
ReplyDeleteBye Bye Tuuka.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!!!
Chased Rask back to Finland
ReplyDeleteGood one.
Deletec'mon that's a fucking penalty
ReplyDeleteShut the fucking OLE up.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna raid moe's ice cream freezer in a sec!
ReplyDeleteNo diet ice cream, plus I put a lock on the freezer.
Deletedamn your locks!
Deletemoe beat me to it!
ReplyDelete