Oct 1, 2014

Practice makes for perfect pre-season Presleyian parody prepping Preview and oPen Thread (Chitown)

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I said, "Take it easy, Moey
I worked all day and my FHFingers feel just like lead
You got my shirt tails
FHFlyin' all over the place
And the parodies poppin' out of my head"

Kate said, "Hey, Blogga Nova Baby
Keep on a workin', CHild
This ain't no time to quit"
Kate said, "Go, Blogga Nova Baby
Keep on bloggin’
I'm about to have myself a FHFit"
Blogga Nova, Blogga Nova

I said, "Hey, little minked mama
Let's sit down
Have a drink and dig DGMB’s band"

Kate said, "Drink, you FHFink
Oh, FHFiddle-de-dink
I can dance with a drink in my hand"
Kate said, "Hey, Blogga Nova Baby
Keep on workin', CHild
This ain't no time to drink"
Kate said, "Go, Blogga Nova Baby
Keep on bloggin’
'Cause I ain't got time to think"

Brassy 29 horn section!

I said, "Come on, Moey
It's hot in here
And it's oh-so cool outside
If you lend me a dollar
I can buy some Pants!
And we can go for a little dance!

Kate said, "Hey Blogga Nova Baby
Keep on workin', CHild
I ain't got time for that"
Kate said, "Go, Blogga Nova Baby
Keep on bloggin'
Or I'll FHFind myself another CAT!!!
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54 comments:

  1. the Maritimer7:06 AM

    Jeez moe you're up early today.

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    1. Yeah, tossed and turned all night as I pulled my lower back.

      Speaking of lower units, tsn's that's leaf was assigning misspelled names to their staff yesterday and insidredger was tagged with darren Diggler. How fitting for such a big dick.

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  2. Nice work, sleepless moeman.
    Go Habs Go!

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  3. I think this is suspension worthy, intentional hit to the head from behind, no less from that little shit ratface.

    http://bloguin.com/puckdrunklove/the-locker/gif-brad-marchand-jumps-to-hit-matt-donovan.html

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  4. Hey I love that faceoff shot Moeman...I am struggling on a couple in the lineup however. Help me here...left to right (starting at the middle...) Henri, Guy, Ken, Yvan, ??(18) + ??(17)(murray wilson??? - no?)...On the Hawks side I recognise Bobby Hull, Denis Savard and maybe Don Awrey - is it Makita dropping the puck? ..and that's about it...Saku for the Habs, Not sure who for the Hawks...

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  5. Elvis if I might be a bit rude was dipshit crazy in a polite way
    Like the folks from Duck Dynasty
    do not blame him
    he grew up that way.
    If I was famous
    most would say
    crazy but pays his way.

    What is it, what defines Canada
    I have a long distilled believe me
    answer.
    Canada a country
    which many or most
    patriotic Canadians
    would proudly admit
    stands for nothing
    but good wishes

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  6. the Maritimer7:03 PM

    Just turned on TSN and am now watching That's Leaf.

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    1. Actually That's Leaf last night had a whole 5 or 6 minutes on the Habs. Quota filled for the month no doubt

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    2. That's Leaf has more Pens coverage than Habs coverage

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  7. OCTOBER WOOOOOOO FEELING REAL HOCKEY!!!!!

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  8. Hope moeman is alright.

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    1. All good, thanks. Bonus, massage therapy is covered!

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    2. Good stuff. I miss the coverage, right now, dental most of all.

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  9. Buf 4-Caps- 0 in the 2nd, 2 assist by Gio.

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  10. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!

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  11. Not Tinordi again.

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  12. Pricey's looking gooood!

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  13. Big hit b(Y) (Y)!

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  14. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!

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  15. Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!
    Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!!!

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  16. Considering the ChiHox are stacked in their line-up, a good game so far for our Habs.

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  17. Easy on the whining Toews.

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  18. thanks, moeman. 'Night all.

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  19. the Maritimer10:23 AM

    @29 above, yes I knew you were the owner of that particular show's designation and I thank you for the opportunity to use it again. Bonus, the slimy insiDreger (copyright moe) was part of the viewing entertainment (barf).

    Sounds like TinTin might be headed to Hamilton as he got out played last night by Quilt (copyright the Maritimer) and Bo (copyright Steve).

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    1. actually I think Bo is Moemans, Bo Hunk is mine, we might need a lawyer.

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  20. NEWS RELEASE

    MONTREAL – Montreal Canadiens general manager Marc Bergevin announced today that five players have been assigned to the Hamilton Bulldogs of the American Hockey League.

    The following players have been assigned to Hamilton (*indicates player currently on waivers):

    Sven Andrighetto, Jake Dowell, Davis Drewiske *, Gabriel Dumont *, Greg Pateryn

    There are still 28 players at camp (16 forwards, 9 defensemen, 3 goaltenders).

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    1. Tin Tin knows size matters.

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    2. the Maritimer4:14 PM

      DD II and Digger have to clear waivers, maybe the leaf needs some good players. Woody, Intheghetto and Quilt are Bulldogs bound. Quilt might ask for a trade but he's probably first in line for an injury call-up so he may stick around.

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  21. The Jean Béliveau Trophy awarded to Carey Price
    ACKNOWLEDGED FOR HIS COMMUNITY INVOLVEMENT IN 2013-14
    Thursday, 02.10.2014 / 11:45 AM / News

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  22. Bowman was in contract negotiations and then released, I guess the nego's didn't go well.

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    1. Now reports are that Bowman was released but contract negotiations continue.

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    2. Forward Drayson Bowman agreed to a one-year, two-way contract with Montreal later in the day. He will make $575, 000 at the NHL level and $150, 000 in the AHL. It is also expected the Canadiens will place Bowman on waivers over the next few days.

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  23. lnet announces it's Canadiens broadcast team, to be lead by 6 year tranna marlies broadcaster john bartlett. Sick fucks.

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    1. the Maritimer8:58 PM

      Isn't that the guy doing Habs games on TSN690? Did Inet poach him?

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    2. I believe he is the voice of the Habs. I met him and also heard him filling in a couple of times on tsn690 for other hosts. My impression was this guy wouldn't say shit if he had a mouthful. Seems to be a very respectful, positive person in general. You may have seen him on 24CH in the broadcast booth at the Bell Centre with Momesso.

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    3. Yep, it's him.

      http://blogs.montrealgazette.com/2014/10/02/john-bartlett-chantal-desjardins-join-sportsnet-habs-team/

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  24. Virtual Marilyn. I didn't realize that she's the 3rd highest paid dead celebrity behind MJ and Elvis.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2778265/There-s-No-Business-Like-Show-Business-entertainment-firm-sues-Marilyn-Monroe-s-estate-rights-use-blonde-bombshell-s-3-dimensional-image.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7ynqjt0DU

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  25. Now that's a bike ride.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ_IQS3VKjA&feature=youtu.be&app=desktop

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  26. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2014/10/back-to-life-back-to-reality-back-to.html

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