As soon as I saw this earlier I knew it would make an SF appearance...Nice ones!
Love that hat she's wearing.
Inside dredger (emphasis mine);"The Habs have faced adversity this season, but keep on finding ways to win and remain a top team in the Eastern Conference. A sagging power play has regained some spark and when healthy, Carey Price has performed at his usual elite standard. Trying to nail general manager Marc Bergevin down on divulging internal secrets is a near futile exercise, but he talks to enough people around the league to surmise he's not satisfied with how his team looks. And if he can add a forward to strengthen his top two lines, he will. Bergevin is also believed to be looking for a defenceman - perhaps an upgrade to what's already considered a decent top five."insidredger is a clueless rumour mongering hack.
"The Habs have faced adversity this season........"Not nearly as much as his putrid fucking leaf. Heh, heh.
What fucking adversity have the Habs faced?That mediate can't get into the DGMB funnel of info. because there isn't one, suggesting that he is an even bigger professional liar.Caught some of That's leaf yesterday and they graded the Canadian teams. Habs got an A- (they still aren't sure about the team) and they gave their 'Canadian Stanley Cup best hope contender the Jets an A+. They say the Habs have to improve on last year to prove they are as good as their record. That would mean making the Finals. Sick fucks.Oh yeah, almost forgot, they refuse to grade their leaf, seriously, because of the current uncertainty. Oilers got an F. Go fucking figure.
The Jets??? Hahahahahahahaha!!!! As if they could come out of the western conference.Those unprofessional fucks will grasp at any straw to NOT give the Habs any credit. Their pettiness exceeds any known boundaries. I rarely watch that channel anymore. I didn't think tsn to stoop low enough to get below sportsnet for sheer leaf bullshit, guess I was wrong.So they wouldn't grade their leaf eh, that's even funnier. Insidredger didn't want to insult his cousin-in-law nonis, he would lose his "source", which he will shortly anyway once Shamahan kicks him to the curb.
It was even funnier. They had 'O-dog' grade teams. That POS has zero cred unless he is sucking off a leaf. When the pinheads at snet got the NHL deal, tsn doubled down on leaf splooging for fear of losing their audience. It is serious a fucked up bunch of mediots.
The National Embarrassment won't kick the leaf when they are down.This from somebody who on national TV gave a speech to the kids about when to run the goalie.I'm sorry but the whole Toronto thing from baseball thru basketball, football and hockey is laughable.And they have the mediots to match.The armpit of Canada.Go Habs
good ol' boy don cherry will very likely leave his existing hell and go to the real one before his team wins it all.
LeBrun talks about Stamkos' future. An extension in Tampa. Eat it leafools.
Don't let the url name get you, this is sexy cool;http://iguana.cs.toronto.edu
Very CoolGo Habs
Penguins center Sidney Crosby has taken an injection to treat a lower body injury suffered January 10 against Montreal.Crosby had attempted to play through the injury the past two weeks.The hacks at tsn reported he was injured vs philthy.
*Friday, 01.23.2015 / 2:57 PM / NewsPittsburgh Penguins*
... and Stamkos' future decision makes tsn's main webpage faster than a Habs loss ...Suck sick desperate fucks.
"The future of Steven Stamkos has become a hot topic as he approaches unrestricted free agency in 2016."Really? Why so 'tsn staff"?
As if Tampa and Stevie Y. were ever going to let Stamkos walk. Oh well, we had similar dreams about Vinnie, thankfully those never panned out.
Stevie Y. should (after having a laff with Stevie S.) offer Shanny Stevie S. for five first round picks and the next Bobby Orr, morgan reilly. Then come back and say, keep morgan and throw in an additional fifth rounder.
Sick fucks, they mis-managed their cap, they can't even afford to hire someone to collect discarded jerseys off the ice let alone pay Stamkos what he's worth.
leaf has 82 game pressure
My favourite was: "Yellow is my defence partner."
I made sexxxy Friday! Without Anna Galchy this time.
Um, 29, who do you think sent me the url? : )
tsn pinheads have updated their main page. Now its fat fill yipping about a jinx.= --> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Necrophilia
Okay, maybe I'm a little sad and pathetic but I'm watching the fantasy draft tonight and the skills competition tomorrow. I want to see our Pricey.
I predict TFS gets picked first, unless Toews gets first dibs, he'll take Crawford.
Yes, I am wearing my blue, blanc rouge glasses, but who doesn't love TFS (except, broons and leafs)
TFS after being slagged by the mediots at that's leaf, says pick, Vezina and Hart are meh and only thing that matters is the Stanley Cup.
Saw it, it's like he was saying fuck you mediot - it's all about the team, unlike your leafs.
Ekblad looks so mature to be just 18. (ahem)
I bet Stamkos goes first.
Ready to sip?
Yes! McSplooge drinking game? What is the criteria?
If the sight or sound of mcsplooge drives your crazy, sip.
darren is a dick or millard is a moron, both fit.
Fun pick, great player.
Toews is fucking hilarious!
Toes rips vessel and the leaf in one shot! Eat shit don cherry!
I know, too fucking funny!
Please trade kessel!
FWIW, auto-correct corrects kessel into vessel.
If it would auto-adjective ....sinking
tsn hasn't updated it's main web page to announce the first pick.
FWIW, auto-correct corrects Toews into Toes. I like both.
#TeamToews goes with Jiri Sekac's good buddy, Jakub Voracek. #NHLAllStar Think they'll take Cakes?
Gotta admit, Bobby loo is funny.
fat fill in his chair looks pathetic.
Outside of fat fill, I am seeing why Moey and juce like this evening.
Our boy is looking rather dapper!
Ovie could be on the cover of Mad magazine. Eesh.
There's a beauty pic on the Habs twitter.
Double sip, mcsplooge and a funny OV.
NHL Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL 6m6 minutes ago.@CanadiensMTL ET LE BUT Canadiens MontréalVerified account@CanadiensMTL.@BlueJacketsNHL We believe it's more "Quel arrêt! Quel arrêt par Carey Prrrrrrrrrrice!" ^AH
Anyone think PFK would add a lot of life to this event?
He'd steal the show.
One has to remember that millard does this for a living.
I don't watch this stuff.... Is Mallard a bigger dick than mclame?
He doesn't drool as much but live and in person and not behind a biased desk/panel, he sounds and is a dolt. darren the dolt. mcdolt.
OV may not be pretty but he is a pretty fun guy.
If I'm OV and I get picked last I give the car to fat fill. Better yet a trade for fat fill to get OV would be hilarious.
Imagine a fat fill for TFS™ trade. The leafools and mediots would lose their last fucking blue and white marble.
For no reason whatsoever, sip!
I'm not watching but I'll sip along with you guys. I had a Harp beer with dinner (tacos), a Cruzan aged rum and cola and am now sipping Irish mist. How'm I doin' so far?
Keep it up brother because Moey is tough to beat.
Woulda been neat to see Halak & TFS together again.
NHL needs marketing people.
TFS™ and Jaro re-united. Time for a trade. (I should be producing this fucking show).
To help our sipping partner the M., I suggest we add mcdolt to mcsplooge as our challenge.
Commercial break. Permission to have a few sips of water.
Idea based on the M.'s comment, maybe renickname mcdolt mcduck? (Millard=Mallard)
To juce's point, they could've played up TFS™/Jaro combo for fun but choose to go with Brent Burns bearded toothless caveman schtick.
Cakes with TFS
Name the three dumbest panelists....1. mallard, kypreos, doug mclean2. hayes, o-dog, mclellan3. kypreos, bjsuck, hrudey
4. shannon, (doug) maclean, a rock5. pj stock, a rock, pj stock6. tva
Good ones! Sip.
hahahhahahha trading phat phil fore sequin
Man, Seguin for fat fill! Too fucking funny.
Keep your blue shit away from Cakes & TFS, phat phil
NHL Blue Jackets @BlueJacketsNHL · 6 mins 6 minutes ago.@Senators scouting report on Hoffman QUICK
Of a few NHLers, I'd love Bobby Ryan as a Hab.
I like Tavares
Ryan could show phat phil how to live in hiding. ouch
Did I mention this gig needs some PFK flash?
I couldn't imagine a bigger embarrassment for the leaf, fat fill and the mediots. Their guy was sarcastically picked first, then slagged as uncoachable by the classy Toews, then sat there fat for a while before being traded for THE guy that makes his official trade look positively fucking hilarious. To me this is the top NHLers LOLing at the leaf and then some. Eat that Shanny.
Absolutely! They really are the laughing stock of the league, this just proves it.
Heh heh. Sip.
The icing will be Mike Babcock not going there.
mcduck, stuff, you aren't funny.
juce, agree about Tavares but I doubt he'd ever be available, not even to the leaf.
No way any team would let him go.
Love the OV pick by Kane.
Big twist? maybe they all get a car.
omg, I was thinking that a nano-second before I read you.
OV may not be pretty but he is back as a beast on the ice and although clumsy his off-ice demeanour is welcomed as compared to some of the wonderbread personalities.
I know he plays for a team we dislike, but Wayne Simmonds is a guy I would take. Tough as nails, unafraid to go to the blue paint and (bonus) is a leaf killer.
Yup. Plus he'd be booed in philly.
Imagine the broons fans on twitter?
Oprah woulda gave everyone a car.
Bob Barker too.
That's the twist? Sip
OV may have been sipping.
How many leafools think the fat fill for Seguin trade is real?
Add to the kick to the leaf blue balls, Stamkos should be signing long term in Tampa.
Everybody's mentioning Oprah now, I'm gonna sue.
She can afford it. Call 29.
That was too much excitement for me, I have to rest now.
Have a few sips.
FWIW, we don't know kessel as a person and he has taken some shots, including from cancer and from many sides. The way he is treated, including by me, is mainly/mostly because of the sick fuck mediots.
Exactly. I kinda felt a bit sorry for him tonight. It must be embarassing to be mocked by your peers on national TV.
Yup. He definitely has all-start qualities as a goal scorer but these all-start events have focused on his misery asa leaf. Undeserving, uncoachable, tilted burke trade, useless team, dumb hockey city and all of this commented on or reflected in top NHLers words/actions. I doubt he is 100% a prima donna, he may be selfish and blue line hog but it boggles that the big CotU can't find some expensive PR firm to help him out with his public presence.
NHL Network has TFS™ on and he is so genuine, well-spoken and representative of CH class. We are lucky FHFers.
Also, on NHL Network, Dan Blysma comes across as very slimy. We know he is bucking for the leaf job but dude, ease up on the tranna love.
Yes, he's becoming a great CH ambassador.
Let's face it moe, he is the de facto captain of this team.
Agree 100%. Most if not all post game or general comments by his teammates have revealed this. I have been ecstatic since he was picked in the 2005 draft. I literally had to pull off the highway when i heard he was picked 5th in the Crosby draft.
One of my co-workers lives in Candiac. She was with her hubby getting gas when Carey pulled up to gas up. She was waving like a lunatic through the window at him and he smiled and waved back. She melted in the spot, just gushing at how handsome he is. He seems like a nice guy.
Thnx for the FHFun friends. See ya soon.
What happened? I see Kessel and the leaf were mocked, so I guess that's why TSN has nothing about this draft on their homepage.
Here's a joke that I read last night that got me laughing very hard, and is a bit relevant with some of your SF pics. A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says, "I hope the porn is disabled."The guy at the desk replies, "It's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"
O-man! You just made me laugh out loud with that! + 1000!!
Big Flood hits the Bible Belt. A true believer clings to a log and along comes a helicopter. A recuce man lowers down and says "I am here to save you". The believer says, "go help someone else God will save me" Soon after a boat comes along, same result. Believer shortly thereafter drowns. He gets to heavan and asks God" Why did you not save me?" God replies " I sent you a helipcopter and a boat what more could I have done?"
Can anyone educate me on how they got the captains? So it's the home team captain, I got that. But Toews? Is he just the captain that got the most votes? Because I thought it should be the Cup Champions captain.
phat phil is gonna have to face the music from his significant other for this when he gets home.https://vine.co/v/OI0jprAiE0b
Another jersey toss after Hamilton Bulldogs shut out the Marlies last night.http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/maple-leafs-jersey-thrown-on-ice-at-ahl-game/
My name is Orangeman and I'm a Habsoholic. No game tomorrow morning? What am I left to do on a Sunday morning? Brunch? Not in Korea. Church? Not with this restraining order Jesus put out against me. But speaking about religion, I have converted a non-believer into the Church of PK. My very good American friend and I went out for drinks (Four $20 vodka bottles in Little Russia) tonight. He follows basketball and football and I follow hockey and baseball (to a much lesser extent). Neither of us know anything about the other's sports, but since we're friends we peruse TSN/ESPN before our meetings. Small sports-talk aside, we get into the fact that it's NHL All Star weekend. He asks me who from my team is going. Price, he's heard the name before. But then I explain PK Subban. He is intrigued. Randomly, after this discussion, he asks how many black guys are in the AS game. I say I think 1 or 2. He's surprised. I bring up PK again. He's surprised that the amazing dude we were just talking about is black (just because he is from the Bronx and doesn't picture any hockey player as black). He gets much more interested when I tell him he's from Toronto, but plays for Montreal and that his brothers will play in the NHL, too, one even for Boston! As a New Yawker he also hates Boston, as you do. He is familiar with the Habs Bruins hatred and fully on board with us. Then I give him PK's quote from last year (not exact), "I can't wait for the crowd, the noise, the energy. I can't wait to take all of that away from them." Dude almost fell out of his seat. Immediate favourite sports quote ever. Picked up his phone and asked "P...K? What?" "Subban. S-U-B-B-A-N" Found him, liked him on every social media platform. Quoted him the rest of the night. I told him every other arena boos him the loudest. Just made my friend love him more. "Of course! I'd hate him too if he wasn't on my team! But he's on our team, so I LOVE him!" P motherfucking K Subban
Sorry, that should read, "P nonallstar K Subban". Because Justin Faulk's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Apparently.
That just got me thinking. I love all the Jay BaruCHel promos for club1909, I wonder why PFK wasn't in one, face of the franCHise along with TFS, just awarded a big contract and a fan favourite?
GoProd - have a few drinks first.http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=750014&navid=nhl:topheads
Happy Sexy Friday Saturday. At the all star break I gotta say plan the parade.
Nonsense. That's leaf talk.Let's just let destiny take it's course.Remember GMMB - fortune favours the bold.
No question the best goalie in the NHL. PFK you can argue about, but a big game D man, who is better, Doughty maybe. The team is strong and tough to play against. Leaf talk is when they look at their players value and conclude that Riemer at $2.25 million a year is not a trade barrier. That Loophole is worth $5 million and Clarkson is not the worst Free Agent signing ever. We still have the second worse trade in Modern history on our side.
I agree Price is now #1 despite what the mediots say. Subban is top 5 and a game breaker although still capable of the occasional brain cramp. The Habs are capable of doing damage within eMTy's "system" but need a little more high end scoring.The mexican't trade was bad, not Patrick Roy bad but still... or are you talking the Squid Trade? The optics were bad on that one.
I would say Kessel trade or maybe the trade for Flip Forsberg are in the same league as Roy trade. Our worst trade was Gomez if you consider that the Roy trade was a shotgun.
The Toronto Maple Leafs will reportedly host NHL All-Star Weekend and an outdoor game at Rogers Centre as part of the organization's centennial celebration in 2017, according to Ken Campbell of The Hockey News.Campbell expects the Montreal Canadiens to serve as the opponent for the outdoor showcase.Toronto last held an All-Star Game in 2000, and has yet to host an outdoor game as part of the NHL's outdoor series, whether it be a Winter Classic or Stadium Series.Rogers Centre, located a few blocks from the Air Canada Centre, features a retractable roof. You know, just in case it snows. Or gets cold.
R.I.P. Toller Cranston.
Oh my, R.I.P.
Very sad then happy story on Foligno's baby daughter. Hockey players are humans who go through hardships like everyone else. Godspeed, little one.
Just tuned it to a bit of the all-star festivities. Man this is boring. I tune into galley slagging cakeS' passing in the one-timer competition. Fuck off. This event could use a little extra flash. if only the league had somebody that could offer that.
galling can never miss a chance to slag a Hab. Sick fuck.
Never ceases to amaze me the outright self-aggrandizing that mediots place on themselves and their putrid team. Case in point: Longley of the Sun --- "Toronto is the Center of the Hockey Universe and the marquee team in the league." Why they think this way is puzzling, are they not aware that the rest of the league and Canada in particular are currently laughing at them, their team and their fans?
You also had cox screaming how Kopitar called it 'the centre of hockey'. Sick fuck.Also, too funny to see mcsplooge, in a fucking track suit, on skates. The pinhead still thinks he's a coach.
You would think these morons would take into account the fact that NHL headquarters in New York, NY, it is run by Americans Bettman, Daley, Jacobs and Snider. The leaf have very little, if any, influence in how the league is run even if they like to think they do. All they do, like Montreal, is contribute an inordinate amount of revenue to league coffers.The other funny (ironic) thing is the leaf named their training ice the Mastercard "center of excellence". What comes out of there is hardly excellent. It will be interesting the next few weeks to see if Shamahan has the balls to stand up to the Bell/Rogers two headed monster and do what has to be done.
Alright is anyone watching this ASG? /crickets
The NHL ASG followed by the Pro Bowl. If that isn't sports I don't know what is!
Strombo looks embarrassed to be there. I don't blame him
Made some fresh guac for the ASG. Nothing says hockey like Mexican food
these uniforms are from the future. A hell-ish dystopian future where hockey has become a sport where the losing team has to choose one player to be executed publicly the following morning at 9 AM
nice respectful cheer for TFS
nice Ottawa-style bilingual Oh Canada with French in the middle 3rd
They are sorely lacking someone like say, PatCHes or PFK.
Looks like you're on your own 29.I'd rather watch paint dry.
Cmon, they got the big guns - Dave Ransdorf on play-by-play!
TFS is miked, the broadcast idiots are talking to him while he is trying to make saves
Fucking idiots doing everything to throw him off, who to fuck talks to a goalie while he's making saves? and then they ask him a question, someone scores on bobby loo and you can't hear what TFS said because the goal horn is blaring and they don't even have the fucking courtesy to ask him to repeat the answer.
Pizza Hut $5 $5 $5!Leffe Blonde.
The first iPad was released on April 3, 2010, meanwhile heely shills an NHL HQer inventing their new app in 2008.
Hmmm, not the greatest show on earth. Home made lasagna tonight, haven't made one in years!
sounds delish! oven-ready lasagna noodles are your best friend for this type of project
I've done both but prefer to boil them first. I found that the oven ready sucked up all the moistness and made the lasagna a bit on the dry side.
TFS said he's been having some back issues when he answered the idiot about his teammate driving the opponent into him last time he was in this rink.
For those wanting updates, Team Toews up by a field goal
How many of the 17 goals scored by the inflated kessel?
Just finished Seaon two Episode one of Black Sails, and now rewatching Vikings season two with my better half. Fuck the all star game.
I like Viking, lots of violence.
Strombo interviewing Buttman coming up. this should be... something
It was meh.
I don't know why they're making such a big deal about MAF letting in all those goals. It looked like a regular 2nd period in the playoffs for him.
ok this is stupid. I am going to switch to the Pro Bowl pre-game show
Kane Kessel go in, 2 on 0. Kane keeps it and scores. Ties goal record! Oh, who cares...
"I was talking with Giroux during the warmup and he's joking around, 'I'm playing with Kessel tonight so you can finally cheer for me!'"Thank you Giroux. The whole nation thanks you.