Jan 4, 2015

TMS pops in on a Sunday to post long-form video highlights after a really f*ing satisfying win


Here's a bullet point for what you missed while dreaming of the Habs being in first place in the Eastern Conference:
  • The Habs are in first place in the Eastern Conference.
Fuck all the mediots. Kiss our collective ass.




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132 comments:

  1. Nice ones 29! A great win and I actually thought to myself this morning..."wouldn't it be cool if 29 did a long form after a win"...and presto - here it is. And a nice win it was too...

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  2. the Maritimer9:07 AM

    Fuckin' beauty, eh?

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    1. Nice fridge beer kitty! DEVO!

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    2. Thought you'd like the Devo

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  4. Look at the top right of the "They'll Hab Another!" picture. Who knew Jack Sparrow was a Pens fan?!

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    1. Ha! I just looked at this closely. Eerie

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  5. In other 'news' Hodge is outraged that the media doesn't ignore the fact that leafs fans again tossed their jerseys last night.
    I say go fuck yourself.

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    1. the Maritimer12:39 PM

      Seems to be becoming a tradition in Toronto and Edmonton.

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  6. Nice TMS 29. The icing on the cake is some of the dogs got to bark. DDD, (Y) and Gillbert all had great games.

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  7. Some people in the media are/were pretty cool. I caught some segments of Stuart Scott over the years, seemed like a decent, genuine, down to earth cat and unlike some out there, a true professional. R.I.P.

    Some videos worth watching here;

    http://deadspin.com/rich-eisen-hannah-storm-others-react-live-to-stuart-1677360761

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  8. Just tuned in to catch the last 10 minutes plus OT/shootout of the Canes/broons...............CANES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Jack Edwards and his sidekick...I have nothing good to say, so I'll say nothing.

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    2. He's the biggest homer ever.

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    3. Twitter says the Bs were just terrible. I'm giddy.

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    4. the Maritimer5:23 PM

      The fall of the evil empire. Trading Joe Thornton set them back for years, trading Tyler Seguin will do the same. The ape is just about done as well. It's all good.

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    5. Yep the Bruins done in by their own shaved ape intelligence. Sweet!

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  9. Thx for the nice words kids! I promise every time the Habs beat the Pens to move into first place in the conference TMS will show up

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  10. I realize I should have at least mentioned the Juniors in the post. Sorry Juniors. GYFCanadaG!!!!

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  11. As usual, great JT piece - http://habsloyalist.blogspot.ca/2015/01/its-hard-out-there-for-d.html

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  12. 3-0 RUS over SWE in the 3rd

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  13. Beaners were outshot 36-20. They think they are the leaf?

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  14. 4-1 RUS. tsn was getting excited that SWE was going to double shift Dyvelander just as he kessel'd on the 4th RUS goal.

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  15. Lots of empty seats.

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  16. Hey there Canada! Kill 'em Russians (though Canada seems to always have a problem with Russia at the Juniors). The last final I watched was in 2011 when they scored 5 goals in the 3rd to beat Canada 5-3.

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  17. Just read that nonsense by Hodge about throwing jerseys, and I think I have a reasonable solution.

    If the players believe that the jersey is sacred and it angers them to see the plebs in the stands throw it on the ice, then I say we stop the sale of team jerseys. Heck, let's stop the sale of all products with NHL logos on them! That way the logo will remain safely in the hands of only those who play for the team. Of course this would mean a significant drop in the profits these teams make, which would result in a significant drop in player salaries. But I'm sure the players would be fine with that. After all, they wouldn't be so offended to see their sacred jerseys on the ice after they get paid to float around the ice for 60 minutes for more money those fans make in a year. Sounds totally fair to me!

    I also liked one of the comments on that story (it was near the top, I didn't read more than 5). Something to the effect of, "Thumbs down to media types always protecting the ownership that doesn't care about its loyal fans". Is a revolution happening in Toronto? Probably not, but it is true that the only people in Toronto that care about the leaf are leaf fans. If they weren't so deluded and easily manipulated I'd almost feel sorry for them.

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  18. Let the mediot's heads explode. Merci Jack!

    http://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/nhl/montreal-canadiens/jack-todd-habs-are-a-genuine-contender-despite-hiccups

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  19. Allen will be placed on waivers at noon.

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    1. He was a great lawyer to bad his career ended so soon,

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  20. Fucale gets the start.
    Go Gold Canada Go!

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  21. This is too funny, CHarger gets into a bit of a twitter 'war' over the Cowboys' win and tells someone "That's like being a leaf fan bragging about their last Cup win"
    https://twitter.com/Gman16/status/551914472340996097/photo/1
    Somewhere in there KidG chimes in with a pic for CHarger.

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  22. HIO reports that TFS is chasing Habs ledgends. I humbly disrespect. He is crushing them without the Cup. Those are sure to come it like playing a Video game on easy. When you know the other team can not kill you its wide open.

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  23. TFS 3rd start in NHL's 3 stars of the week.

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  24. Toronto fans have a chance to show some class to nite. BOO FAT STEVE BOO YOU FUCKING SUITS BOO!
    Go Canada Go.

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  25. SVK ices it with an EN!!!! well done

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  26. Slovaks overjoyed with the bronze. So amazing, congrats

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    1. Great to see. Congrats SVK! Captained by the feisty Reway, a solid Habs pick.

      Congrats to de La Rose, another solid Habs prospect, Captain of SWE for making his team's Top 3 tournament players picked.

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  27. Going out to watch this one.
    Go Gold Canada Go!!!!

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  28. Did ya'll realize the game 'is at the acc'? tsn will remind you in every fucking sentence.

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    1. And apparently no part of this tourney was played in YUL. And if there were games in YUL, thy were poorly attended and had crappy fans and Montreal hates hockey or something

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    2. the Maritimer8:06 PM

      Ken Campbell of the Hockey News said that Habs fans are too savvy to pay for over priced tickets and refused to be gouged by Hockey Canada. leaf fans not so much. They've been chumps for decades.

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  29. END THE FUCKING DROUGHT GO CANADA GO

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  30. I have made and am drinking a White Russian for irony's sake. Also White Russians are delicious

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  31. the Maritimer8:08 PM

    Go Zach Go!! MB can get a lot for you from the Oil if you win this game.

    MacT is ripe for the pickin'.

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  32. the Maritimer8:18 PM


    "The IIHF said Hockey Canada was responsible for the ticket prices that may have led to empty seats at Montreal's Bell Centre for preliminary games at the world junior championship.

    Face-value tickets for games in Montreal started at $71 and ranged to $336 for the New Year's Eve game between Canada and the United States, which drew 18,295 fans.

    The capacity of Bell Centre is 21,273.

    Just 14,142 fans were in attendance for Canada's opening game against Slovakia on Boxing Day.

    Tickets for Canada's first three round-robin games (against Slovakia, Germany and Finland) ranged from $66 to $261.

    IIHF president Rene Fasel on Sunday that if those prices were in place for a world junior tournament in Europe, there would be nobody in the arena."

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  33. White wine, moose meat chili.

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  34. The ironic White Russian is obviously working. I'll have to make another

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  35. Man I am going to have to drink a lot of White Russians at this rate. So be it

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  36. Drink. 29. Drink!

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  37. Good stuff upthread the M.

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  38. Go fuck yourself harper.

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  39. the Maritimer8:42 PM

    Steve's favourite PM just got some tsn face time.

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    1. tan's parent company loves him. Bent over backwards to call him a 'hockey historian'. Too fucking funny.

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    2. the Maritimer8:47 PM

      I'm going to buy that book and send it to our Steve.

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    3. It was 'written' by Roy MacGregor. Look in the .67¢ bin.

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  40. the Maritimer8:51 PM

    Man, that Duclair kid can fly!

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  41. the Maritimer8:53 PM

    How many white russians has the waived 29 had so far?

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    1. 29 may have to switch to 'dirty russians' but methinks he is out of egg nog (but would a great bartender be out of egg nog, ever?)

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  42. Mickey D!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  43. the Maritimer9:18 PM

    How long before the fucking mediots start bleating about the fucking leaf somehow miraculously acquiring the first overall pick to get local boy Connor McDavid, like they did with Tavares and Stamkos and.......

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    1. Read that Shanahan is buying his time to rebuild and get those two sooner than later. Sam Pollock is spinning ...

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  44. Domi!!!!

    / cue mediot orgasms

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    1. Gord just dropped the toronto, arena, sundin load. Sick fucks.

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  45. the Maritimer9:21 PM

    Now the leaf - Domi - Toronto connection. Fuck off.

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  46. the Maritimer9:31 PM

    GO YOU FUCALE GO!!!!

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  47. the Maritimer9:35 PM

    Ouf.

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  48. Canada - Russia games usually go to a 6-5 score. !

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  49. Maybe 29 stopped drinking, early?

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  50. crap crap crap crap

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  51. I'm still drinking! Maybe I'll switch to ironic Black Russians

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    1. Is there a Red Russian?

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  52. the Maritimer9:40 PM

    leaf fans are used to this....

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  53. KILL IT FFS

    my heart cant take this

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    1. ... and your liver ... ?

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  54. Jesus, I got up for 10 minutes at 5-1, and now it's 5-4. Can our juniors ever hold a lead against Russia? I'm getting 2011 flashbacks over here!

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  55. So it looks like the Russians spent that whole period on the PP. Deserved?

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    1. Mostly. Forcing errors with constant attack.

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  56. At what point do we start blaming juce?

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  57. Hey Fassel, fuck off.

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  58. Same as O-man. At 5-1 I thought it was a good time to go "drop the kids off at the pool". Come back and it's 5-4! I was thinking I'd be heading to bed after the 2nd. Nope.

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  59. the Maritimer10:18 PM

    Wow.

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  60. my heart is POUNDING

    HANG ON BOYS

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  61. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.....breath.

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  62. Love how TSN is really pushing this gold medal....IN TORONTO! "How does it feel to win gold...IN TORONTO??!!" The same it would feel in Montreal, Vancouver, Moscow, London or Tokyo. I would guess, anyway. Closest I ever came was my 8 medal night at the Math Olympics in 11th grade. Still a record, if you're wondering.

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    1. Time to add ryan rishaug to the sick fuck crew. What a fucking pinhead.

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  63. the Maritimer10:38 PM

    What a game. Great job Team Canada and kudos to a Russian team that had no quit in them.

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    1. Couldn't ask for more excitement or a better result. Fantastic!

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  64. Kudos to Domi for calling out the Montreal crowds that supported our team.

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    1. I haven't been following along too much, but is Domi....any relation?

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    2. His father is the one and only tie.

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    3. ..and if his name was PFK, he would be the white pariah.

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    4. ....or doing things the 'white way'

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  65. It's Gold Canada, Gold!!!!!!!!

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  66. Genie needs to order an espresso, I make them them all the time for my non-hockey friend.

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  67. TSN is on KODI but the script failed. So I could not watch the game. However reading the comments was just like being there. I probably would have broken something important seeing Fat Steve getting a blowjob.
    Congrats to the UTES on Team Cananda. I did not see the goals so I dont know if Fuckme had a good or bad game, but he won. For sure he is trade bait. I cant see why a team like Edmonton give a first round next year for him. I prefer this to trading Toker. First we will never get a guy with such a great nickname again. Second having a stellar backup is as great as the Enterprise having a redundent saucer section. Tie Domi epitomized all that is wrong with Hockey in Toronto. It made my blood boil, okay maybe only extra warm to read about him walking around the Bell Center like he was an Albainian Godfather from Taken. However his son should not pay for his arrogance. Max Domi has type one Diabetes, something I know all too well. My hat is off to Max for overcoming incredible odds to be not only a top proscpect but for doing it with a huge handicap. He would score 100 goals in the para Olympics.
    I can already hear the Crotch Corner celebrating Ontario hockey players. As we should, but we should celebrate hockey players from coast to coast. For a piss ant little country we punch way above our wieght in hockey, and thats beautiful.

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    1. the Maritimer10:13 AM

      Great comment Steve. I agree Toker is the best nickname ever, his teammates call him Ticker for obvious reasons, our nickname could cause problems for him at the airport for instance. I also agree for a sparsely populated country it is tremendous Harper can compete against Obama and Putin and win in anything.

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  68. A team is made up of maids and Gekko's all working towards a single goal, the Cup. DDD is the french maid in this hockey porn. Yes he can shake his ass with credibible NHL credentials. But as everyone knows, hey that should be a Leonard Cohen song. As everyone knows a hockey team is a kenetic movie, Navy Seals on ice without weapons. DDD earned a place at the table. However his DNA, not talking about his height or musle triggers has put him in a prvilaged position that makes me think he is the illigitmate child of GHW Bush and the cast of munchines from the Wizard of OZ..
    DDD has no pedigre. He was a salvation package from Carbo.

    If there was a team to large and needed a small he is a good fit. Montreal struggles continually with the mix. Our little guys need to be world class to win the cup.
    We got rid of Gionta whose expiry date had passed.
    We have KidG who is still moving forward with a new great shot and slippery skill to bring the puck to the net.
    We have Ghetto with serious skill and speed.
    We have Carival with great hockey sense and world class speed
    Then we have DDD with little bits of all of the above, but mostly great vision.
    Down on the farm is another pure wool call Hudon who could be the best of them all.
    DDD is a good NHL player. However he is not a good fit as the fifth smurf.

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  69. leaf fired Carlyle - like he was really the problem.

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  70. I take no pleasure in this anoucment. A well respected hockey player has been assasinated as a coach. Randy Carlye has been done something like beign fired in corporate speak, I am so far away I might as well in the solar system be URANUS
    when it comes to people skills. I have been around hockey enough to know there is some kind of new jurispurdice when it comes to the code. In the NFL rookies star. Yes I know they are at least 20 years old and graduated from a very regimented college system. But the culture is not earn your place, the culture is to win.
    WIth a goalie like TFS our coach should realize his strenght. Offense, offense offense. TFS can handle the rest.

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    1. Such a shit show over there. I'm sure he'll gladly take his money and run. He'll probably be back in the league somewhere, sometime.

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    2. the Maritimer10:19 AM

      Steve you are on a roll today. Keep it coming.

      Yeah, like it was all Belinda's fault... next up to the guillotine, phat Phil.

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  71. You guys have probably seen this New Yorker story on PFK. I must have missed it at the time. A good friend who is a broon fan actually sent me the link. Hell of a read if you have time.

    http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/12/15/ice-breaker

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  72. Fucking leaf, it always has to be about them - way to take the focus away from CANADA winning Gold you sick fucks.

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