My top 10 SNLers, (for making me laugh so FHFucking hard);1. Eddie Murphy2. David Spade3. Bill Murray and Gilda Radner4. Dan Aykroyd5. Chris Rock6. John Belushi7. Al Franken and Tom Davis8. Norm MacDonald9. Dana Carvey and Jon Lovitz10. Phil Hartman
Steve Martin was like the fifth Beatle.
Hilarious, moeman. 1st pic and team photo is so apropos.After the outright, biased slag by hodge, they better beat the leaf.GYMFHG!
Ol' blue and white hair has always slagged the Habs. He's one of the original mediots. The only upside he has as an old angry leafool is that he isn't as blatantly racist as foster and crotch.
Hodge bleeds blue but I admire his spunk. He loves hockey more than the leaf. His pen toss was priceless. We are going into overtime and we must break for the news. Oh MY Fcuking GOD. How stupid was the media in those days. Unfortuntalty we have just dumbed down from there. I recommend Nightcrawler its bang on. No I was not talking about the MILF character.
Per tsn, RDS reports the leaf are interested in Stumpy Jr and Carnaval. I doubt Bergevin would deal with the leaf after they leaked the Gorges affair, he knows they can't be trusted. Besides, they have nothing we want.But it sure must be killing tsn that they didn't break this one eh?
What made me laugh the most was Dr Who. and that was after all the other ROTLFLMAO.But do not laugh to hard because I have word of a conspiricy so vast, so evil that one Ernst Stavro Blofeld, would never think of it let alone attempt to pull it off. Buttman and Fat Steve have a scheme to not only steal the election but divide the hockey power forever in the land of fire and ice. Arizona will get Connor McDavid, two days before the Election Fat Steve and Buttman will appear in Quebec City to anounce Buttman is giviving Quebec Arizona, and the Economic Action Plan will work overtime to pay for it.Evander Kane seems to be a total peice of work. Alledgedlly he brings his own Yoko Ono on road trips. Toxic CHemistry, but at least unlike the leaf he is explosive. Would it not be fun to assemble a team of misfits, okay not an orginal idea its already been done many times in Toronto. Nevertheless go one better. At the core you have Donut Boy and Princess. Add little Fuckity Fuck, Richards, Rat Face, Pretzel and Shaved Ape. Dig out a goalie from his prepper retreat. The extras are endless, Rinaldo, Klaatu, etc. GM is booby clarke and coach Ron Wilson. Make it so Garth Snow.Eklund like Rumor of the day, Emelin, Carnival, Stumpy Jr to the leaf for a box of donuts and a pylon.Quote of the Day " Fat Steve and Queen Baird fucked me and it was not a menage a trois" to paraphrase Mohamed Fahmy. Does he not have a Cloony thing going in both apperance and counsul? He is to Fat Steve as Eve Adams is to Justin.Happy 50 to the flag. All you need to know about it is Conservative fought tooth and nail, hammer and tong to prevent it.Like the great CH it is a timeless icon of hard won truth and justice, and a legitimate expression of humble achievment.I have traveled a bit and on the third beer every fellow citizen of this planet will express what a fucking great flag it is.On the sixth beer they will ask why we hate native people. On the tenth beer they will understand that the people who made the flag are not the people who feed that divide.In a purely platonic way I wish all FHF' rs a romantic Valitines day.
Lineup changes vs TOR: M. Malhotra and M. Weaver back in the lineup - T. Gilbert and J. Sekac not in uniform - Price will face Maple Leafs.
I am not sure what 3M is. I know the fact is that it way easier to prevent goals than to score them. I may have mentioned it before I play civilization, and unfortunatly due to our first past the post voting systmem live with the consequenses every day. Lets get stinky and wn the cup, it works for me.At one time or other most success comesfrom emerging from a sewer.I am not saying anything bad \about sewersShit and garbage collectionkeep our world from being constibatedBut can a shitworkeremergefrom the slimeto makea cupnumber 25 or 29It must be or it will nothappen
Glad to see Dreamweaver back in the lineup. We need savvy veterans to beat the leaf who will be pumped for this game after watching the oil win at the Bell Centre. I am scared phat Phil will break out of his slump tonight.Carnaval and Stumpy Jr. for Franson?
Franson has been passing to the other team lately. Is this a defect or CHaracter?
Always enjoyed, liked and respected Joey Juneau. Stellar human being. I'd like to see the CH make him a permanent ambassador.
Great piece on JJ for sure. Nice to see somebody care so much about a group with so little and giving back like that.Not sure if it's true, but I've heard rumours that the target of the attack which was thwarted by the great work of our law enfocement may have been HDIC at the Halifax Oval. I've also heard it may have been a mall...so. Anyway many thanks to the various groups involved in stopping these sick fucks!
sick fucks take everything away. fuck them but we need to wonder why? Why now, why today but some goverments do not think that way. Worse still they got most of the public beliveving in bloodletting leeches.
"Toronto-Montreal: It really doesn’t get much bigger than this. I don’t care what the standings say. It’s all about pride," he told Mark Masters of TSN. "We’re definitely not going to quit. We’re going to show some passion and some pride here and try and do it for each other."He can't even spell the word.Carey, I don't care about a penalty, if any fucking leaf comes near, esp that dirty fucking asswipe diver, you take your stick and aim to maim.
I assume you're talking about the Jackal?
if the Jackels mouth moved half as fast as his skates he would be an NHl player
Some days are so fake they make you want to rip your heart out.Valitines days is the most fake of every holidayBut its one of the rare timesthat marketinghad perfect mind.Fifty years from now what other bullshit creation will we celebrate with depth. Facebook day? Google Day? From what I have read but never experiecnd I expect Tinder Day will be twinned somehow.
NHL hockey card day?
Beyond ironic that the mediots think they need to teach us morality based on a hockey day and their experiences. These unethical and arrogant backslappers are the furthest thing from what morals are all about.
Rename anything involving mclame 'tight for time'.
Yeah, cut Carbo off you sick fuck, if it had been some random leaf he would have made lots of time.
Funny they had time for all the ex-leaf, even went over their scheduled time. They can fuck off because this hoax of a show is produced well in advance. Sick fuck. mclame is as much xenophobe as his studio pal. Two a-holes.
Ottawa kicking the shit out of the putrid Oilers and the Habs can't beat them? WTF? Fire everybody!!!
They also kicked the Coyote's asses too...yeesh
Even worse Fasth chased from Oilers net after allowing 2 goals in 16 seconds.
Pizza Delight pizza and Sleeman's beer.Go Habs Go!!
CHicken Mexicana, variation on parmigiana but with tomatillo sauce and monterey jack. Shiz.
scott thick as a fucking oak says its about 'the rivalry'. STFU you leafool.
Lasagna with garlic bread au gratin.
3 hockey dads, Ian Gallagher, Jerry Price and Brent Seabrook's dad. Mr Price says it should be fun and whenever he's in proximity he makes sure he tells TFS before the game to just go and have fun. He has instilled great values in his son and we are reaping the benefits.Go Habs Go.
Yannick Webber invited Jerry Price as his father as part of the Canucks dads on the road trip. Yannick is hooked up with Carey's sister. See yesterday;s SF.
Is bernier still 3rd in the running for Team Canada?
Nothing but leaf, leaf, leaf then Strombo says, to cut them, the leafools, off, that 'the Habs have important points to play'.
They did do a piece on CHip. Good player.Just imagine if MB snagged phat Phil from the leaf? The mediots and leafools would all have a fucking stroke. Wonder if heels would throw his kesseltracker away?
Missed the CHip shot.Yeah, a freak out would ensue. I don't want that fat lazy ass on my team.
Considering all the evidence its pretty clear MT is being showcased.
How many ways should I lose my stuff about the fact the CBC link for some reason does not exit tonite. Jebus Christ/
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
Here's what I will say about that...the only place a rivalry still exists between the Habs and the leaf us in the minds of the fuckin mediots who can't remember anything after 1967 and who think they are great even though they have not made the playoffs in 10 years...tonight's game doesn't make the leaf the better team if they win because clearly they are not. It will mean that thenblue plsyer like shot and lost to a perennial bottom feeder because they couldn't raise their fame to the level they needed to in what is, essentially , a nothing game.Go habs go. Go Habs go. Go Habs go!
Jarvis looked exactly like KidG.
I'm back, bitCHes! Can't wait to catCH up w/ my fave hockey team. I legit haven't seen a game in almost a month. I hear they're CHugging along the schedule just fine, FULL STEAM AHEAD. GYFHG!!!
Love my country's flag!!!!!
Keep your jerseys of our sacred ice leaf.
Pure fucking class.
Simple. Strong. Classy.
coward clark$on challenges CHarger at the end of his shift.
heh, wendy goes after CHarger after a #8 has a long shift. Coward.
Round two coming. Beware wendy...
Wow, juce and I are CHannelling!
fat fil doesn't like the wide-angle lens.
Kill it, damn puck over the glass.
Screw that,it's the leaf go get a shortie.
Rosy has had some nice shifts.
CASH THE PUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!
♫ Allez, allez allez, allez Montréal...♫
Yes. Fist pump.
huge son likes saying shit's creek. Fitting.
Awesome, they showed a replay of TFS trip clark$son while he tried to get in his way.
Barbarian at the gate.
Nice to see the kid standing up for Gonchar. Gotta feed off that.
No fucking call on clark$on for that dirty hit in the numbers?
N8 held his own. Fuck you clarkshit.
Good call as wendy is reckless out there. Obviously out to injure any Hab.
Eat shit shanny. You too nonuts.
clarkshit (I like that the M) is out of the game.
Neat how snet has their cameras focused on the leaf mismanagement team.
Not sure wendy's dirty play deserved banishment because I'dve loved to see CHarger take him out.
I'm in Montreal and nhl.com says the game is on TVA. Not on TVA at my hotel. Like hell I'm watching it in English on CBC.
Eat Shit Wendy. Pathetic
The old fool sticking up for Pretzel. Mo'ron.
"To our knowledge, the musical stylings of one Drizzy Drake have never been used at the expense of Toronto and the sports teams that hail from the championship-starved city. That is until now. The Montreal Canadiens' in-arena staff - with a video montage executed to perfection - mocked the hapless Maple Leafs and "The 6" itself with this pre-game effort:"http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=66&lang=en
Former Sea Dog N8 gave the over-rated wendy all he could handle. Good to see him jump in to help 40 year old GonCH against that cheapshot artist.Go get'em guys!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
Nice PP point stat for PFK. kinda shuts up the leafool mediots that say he isn't an important piece.
Cash it ffs.
I hope CHar is ok.
CHar is out with upper body injury.
Ok PFK, make him for it and CASH IT
They are letting this shit team hang around too long.
Why are these leafools obsessed with PFK's minutes?
Wasn't he pushed by gardiner?
He cut in.
Top headline: the pylon. Who gives a fuck. leaf, leaf,leaf, blah, blah, blah........
Why would you dress a player like Carnaval and not play him? Against such a shit team?
Can you believe scot thick as an oak has actually had a career? What a useless hack.
Why are the mediots so fascinated with Franson? He's a nobody. Except in the cotu.
29 other teams they have no clue about.
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
Go get 'em boys.
Habs 7-0-3 when tied after 2.
Please, don't let them lose to these fucks.
N8 just may be the 1st star tonight.
So I learned we got $ with the pick we got for big tits. Nice.
CASH THIS ONE PLEEEEEAAAASE
I think I may hate Simpleton most of all...including heely.
Agree 100%. Sneaky slimy with his comments.
FFS go score, it's a shit team.
Watching Lil Stumpy play got me wondering...has Frostbite played for the Rags yet?
kiil it ffs
I can't believe how they struggle against these bottom feeders.
Heh, give them a loser point to hurt their dishonour for Connor plan.
I hate giving these fucks a point.
OK FHFers, ooooooooohm
NB Bo is my first star. TFS has been great but its the leaf/
TFS's dad retired 2 weeks ago and will now take over marketing for TFS,
Was that Vanek or Panic?
What a horror show.
Suck it, leaf.
Eat shit and fucking die!!!!
Sweet (!) win for #1 in the East.
Best possible result. 2 points. Give the leaf and their moron fans a point for their miserable lives!
Nice moves gCHuck and DDD
Thank. God.That was harder than it needed to be. Doesn't even feel like a win.
Oh it does the M. Imagine the score being flipped. Any win vs the mediot's team is fun.
Maybe it will in the morning. My nerves are shot at the moment.
Be the big spoon the M.!
Guess hnic doesn't want to talk about another Habs win over their leaf.
Well...it's 2 pts. But clear to me some tweaks needed b4 the deadline. Let's go MB!
♥ you all. Be good. Have FHFun.
Wow, enduring another major snow storm in Saint John, city is basically shut down, no buses, plows taken off the roads and police and fire having difficulty answering 911 calls. I still have power but nearby areas don't.That game last night was a struggle, the leaf actually showed up for a change, well, they always do it seems for Montreal. Anyway, take the two points and fuck all the whining mediots complaining about clarkshit's ejection...what use is he anyway? Committed two faux pas last night, challenging Prust at the beginning of his shift when Brandon was at the end of his, then the dirty hit from behind on GonCH. What a POS.Had to endure the huge son/simpleton combo on hnit/snet last night two fucking leaf blowhards and what was up with showing the leaf (mis)management team...Shamahan, Nonuts, Dumbass and some other random loser about 10 times last night and MB twice? huge son and simpleton's hate for the Habs and in particular PFK is so apparent, I'd rather listen to the sound of silence.
First snet game I watch and man you can feel the hate. Glad the Habs are in first.
Put the game on mute last night on the TV, and listened to the radio delay online.
I like this quote from PFK last night. Phat Phil should pay attention....Subban credited his off-season training with being able to handle the extra work.“In the off-season, my training and fitness come first,” he said. “It’s one thing to want to be a go-to guy and get paid like one, and it’s another thing to go out and perform like one every night. That’s my job.”35+ minutes last night. MT leaned on him and Vodkov hard last night. Lots of commenters at HI/O wanted Vodkov traded last year because they thought he was getting too old. Fuck that, I wanted MB to resign him, so glad he did. What a leader!
... and today the mediots claim people are too hard on fat fil.
Dave Stubbs ✔ @Dave_StubbsSubban: “I don’t think Phil (Kessel) gets enough credit for his personality. He’s a personable guy if he knows you.” #Leafs11:11 PM - 14 Feb 2015Dave Stubbs ✔ @Dave_StubbsSubban: "If you put a microphone in (Kessel’s) face & ask him stupid questions, he’s not going to show that (personable) side of himself"11:13 PM - 14 Feb 2015"Whether or not Subban's kind words are all part of an elaborate strategy to bring Kessel to Montreal remains to be seen." I hope not!!!!!!Renaud Lavoie @renlavoietva · 14h 14 hours ago#canadiens Marc Bergevin and Dave Nonis had a 5 minutes chat close to the #mapleleafs dressing room before the game.
I also wanted Vodkov to be signed, I want him to retire as a Hab and he deserves to retire with the only team he's played for. He's taken money off his contracts to stay with the Canadiens when he could have run for more money as UFA.
@juce, exactly, a man of honour and principle and should be treated as such. I hope and pray the Habs can win a Cup before he retires. They are getting closer. Carey price is the key to it all.
I would like it for PleXXXe also and Carey certainly deserves one hands down.
Nashville Predators President of Hockey Operations/General Manager David Poile announced Sunday that the team has acquired defenceman Cody Franson and forward Mike Santorelli from the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for Nashville’s first-round selection in the 2015 Draft, and forwards Brendan Leipsic and Olli Jokinen.
The leaf are in full tank mode. They will be even worse now.
Nashville has been quietly aquiring an impressive team. This was a bone headed move, a rental for their first round draft pick,this is the quetisenal leaf management move they study at McGill.
Cody franson isn't worth a 1st round pick and 2 players...wow - dumb mutherfuckers never learn...hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
R.I.P. Steve Montador
R.I.P. Former Saint John Flame.
Happy 43rd birthday to Jagr.
I have five of his rookie cards anyone want to buy them. Two are frech editions. Cynisim aside this is a player that belongs in the hall of fame. Unlikie many others.
CHar will not be going to Detroit. I hop it's not serious, but his head was put into the glass so I hope it's not a concussion. I wonder if they'll call up Tinordi.
New Jack; http://montrealgazette.com/sports/hockey/nhl/montreal-canadiens/jack-todd-habs-sitting-pretty-with-youngsters-like-de-la-rose
“It’s his growth as a young man, husband, and probably in the future as a father that are impressive, just to see that maturity in him. Then, to get acknowledgements from Michel and others in that regard is everything for a parent,” praised Mr. Price, referencing Therrien’s comments prior to the All-Star break in late January lauding Carey’s presence as the Canadiens’ veteran representative at the mid-season tilt in Ohio. “I’m very proud of who he’s become. Carey was just blessed to have a lot of things work out, and especially blessed to have them work out in Montreal.”http://canadiens.nhl.com/club/news.htm?id=753107
Classy guy PK Subban defends phat Phil from the mediots. Those mediots, especially the TV douchbags, will find some way to trash PK for doing so.
Not to be forgotten was how he handled the racism on social media vs broons during the playoffs - he even defended their fans and their organization.
Weird how the mediots believe their leaf always wins these trades.
One of the slimiest mediots;Chris Johnston ✔ @reporterchrisMan, that proposed Franson-for-Gorges deal that Gorges nixed last summer must haunt the #habs execs. Would have been a steal for them.11:48 AM - 15 Feb 2015
If that slimey little fuck thinks Franson for Gorges would have been a steal, he probably thinks Craig Rivet for Gorges and Pacioretty was a win for San Jose. Ha Ha.
I had to look up the reporter on Twitter. Still have no idea who he is. I think this tweet just showed his irrelevance"@reporterchris A sign of the interest in NHL trades: When you can't get on the #leafs conference call because they've maxed out on participant space.9:03 AM - 15 Feb 2015"No Chris - it means the Leafs don't care about you either. And wait...the Leafs are owned by Rogers and Bell...isn't that shitty advertising for both companies' conference call services?
He's the asswipe who parked himself outside PFK's arbitration hearing and reported ever move he made, even when he was in the bathroom - but he didn't that at the time, or that he was having a very long call on his cell which turned out to be his mother.
Canadiens recalled defenseman Greg Pateryn
Crosby was called for tripping but the refs huddled and then took him out of the box, no penalty was called and the play continued.. While that visual is good, I think they garner more respect by not letting a bad call stand. Except for some of the fans of Chicago of course.
Watched SNL 40th anniversary last night. Wasn't very good sadly. And rolling out the old guys just for the sake of it - sad. Chevy Chase looked terrible. Eddie Murphy was bland in his limited time. Point I'm getting to is they showcased the athletes that have hosted/been on the show. Not since Gretzky in '88 has a hockey player hosted SNL. I think it's high time for another hockey player. PFK would kill it. And it would stick it to NYC at the same time. Fuck you Rags!Who knows? After his 60 minutes bit airs later this year, his star will rise even higher. If the Habs can pull off a cup victory, I'd bet on seeing PK on SNL next fall.
Sadly, my curling club roof collapsed on the weekend. Oldest club in North America built in 1824. Not sure if they'll rebuild. Probably some developers licking their chops as it's a prime piece of real estate.Guess they should have SWEEEEEEEEPED the roof a bit.
@Juce the showcasing goes on and on until it stops March 2. DGMB is the HABS Sniper.
305cm of snow have fallen on Saint John this winter, mostly over the last three weeks. That translates to 3.05 metres or pretty much 10 feet. Never seen this much in the 37 years I've lived here. There's mountains of it some places.Go Habs, beat ol' sour puss Babcock and his Dead Things...
Feel for you the M! Not as much snow in Halifax, but it' always a dump of snow, followed by rain, followed by a flash freeze. Just finished fishing ice boulders out of the driveway that the plow left behind. About 1/2 inch of ice to melt off the vehicle before I can think of scraping. Winter in Canada. Whaddaya gonna do? I've never had the urge to go south like nearly everybody I know does...but it's getting there.
This might be my last full winter in Canada. The youngest is going out of town to university this fall and Mrs. Maritimer is talking retirement in 2016. If that's the case, by mid January we will be Florida bound for at least 6-8 weeks. I'm tired of shoveling this white shit.
I got a new job its good by super secure so I can not go offside anymore, bye.
Great news Steve. Best of luck with the new job.
Congratulations Steve, that's great news. Go Steve Go!