Feb 18, 2015

Sens working for overtime? Habs vs. Ottawa Game Preview and Open Thread

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XTC - Senses Working Overtime
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Hey hey, the Ottawa clouds are grey, 
There's straw for the snet donkeys 
And the innoSens can all sleep safely 
All sleep safely.

My my, TFS™ is pie! 
There's fodder for the mediots 
And the galling ones can all sleep safely 
All sleep safely. 

And all their world is leafool shaped, 
It's just for me to kick in the face 
And I can see, hear, smell, touCH, taste 
And I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime 
Trying to take this all in, 
I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime 
Trying to see the difference 'tween the lemons and leaf 
The pain and the pleasure and 
The CHurCH bells softly CHime... 

Hey hey, neil fights N8, 
There's food for the thinkers 
And the innoSens can all live slowly 
All live slowly.

My, my the mediots still cry 
Fools for the thirsty and the guilty leaf can 
All die slowly all die slowly. 

And all their world is CN tower shaped, 
It's just for me a kick in my face 
And I can see,hear, smell, touCH, taste
And I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime 
Trying to take this all in, 
I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime 
Trying to see the difference 'tween the lemons and leaf 
The Pants! and the pleasure and 
The CHurCH bells softly CHime... 

And turds will fall from their black skies 
And CHarger might give you black eyes 
And 18-wheelers will skid on black ice 
But to me it's very very beautiful (Habs’ glory!) 
Beautiful (a striking beauty!) 
And all the world is CH! - shaped, 
It's just for me to enjoy the race 
And I can see, hear, smell, touCH, taste - 
And I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime 
Trying to take this all in, 
I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime 
Trying to see the difference 'tween the lemons and leaf 
Their pain is my pleasure and 
The CHurCH bells softly CHime... 

Whooo ooooooo oooo!
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92 comments:

  1. Great parody, moeman.
    GHG!

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  2. Too funny to hear the mediots slimily chime in that the Habs execs where in hogtown to check out some putrid leaf. Yeah, sure. Maybe they were there, on a cheap flight, to tag up with FLA management like Gallant and Tallon and see some Panthers playing. But no, the mediots had their luxury of yet again tilting the story to fit their leafool lens. Sick fucks.

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    1. the Maritimer1:18 PM

      I'm guessing Fleishman or Bergenheim from Fla., maybe Upshall? Mtl./Fla. (MB and Tallon) certainly have a history of dealing... Weaver and Parros come to mind, maybe Steve's wet dream of landing Huberdeau will come true. Wonder how Steve's making out at his new job working for the Man?

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    2. I read where Bergenheim asked to be traded.

      Also, Fleishman and Bergenheim sounds like a law firm.

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    3. the Maritimer1:47 PM

      29 could be a partner...

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    4. Its the yeast he could do.

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  3. Does Greg Pateryn have a nick? GP as in Grand Prix, General Purpose ...

    http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/GP

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  4. #Habshilarious; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNBwrPtgs6k

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    1. Also, lots of good stuff (Lego vs. LeDream) here; https://twitter.com/canadiensmtl

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  5. All for a good cause.
    http://www.hockeyfeed.com/video-wont-believe-fans-throw-onto-ice/

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  6. Great parody Moeman. Always loved that song. Go Habs go!

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  7. https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/highthere/id954916772

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  8. sorry. bad maths:
    6-1-1 instead of 4-3-1?

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  9. what happened to my post??

    again:
    NOT that i hate toker, but if buddha was still the no.2, would he be 6-1-1 instead of 4-3-1?

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    1. "what happened to my post??"

      Nothing.

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    2. Oleg, I also have problems with the very first post which always disappears, so now I just put a dot, sign in and it's ok after that.

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  10. Not sure what is the best current laugh riot, the leaf, the mediots, péladeau. Regardless, they keep Canada united.

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  11. Well, someone has a sense of humour lol.

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    Stay safe, Maritimers.

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  12. the Maritimer6:53 PM

    Go Habs Go!!!

    It's All I Got.

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  13. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  14. leaf are the third most common team on players’ no trade lists

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    1. That should increase once more players leave, and other players get new contracts.

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  15. Those CotU 'power rankings' are such garbage.

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    1. They felt the need to slag CHip. Sick fucks.

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  16. Dinner thread:

    I made sausage & shrimp paella. Surprisingly easy and oh so good.

    How about you guys?

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    1. Liver and onions, haven't had that in years.

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    2. The last of the Pizza Hut $5$5$5's.

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  17. Hope (Y) is ok there.

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  18. ping for CHarger.

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  19. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  20. (Y) will not be back, upper body injury.

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  21. OK, first period over.

    Maybe we lost Oman to the Brazilian Carnaval.

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    1. Or he's getting a Brazilian wax.

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  22. the Maritimer8:00 PM

    In answer to iRiRi's dinner question, haddock dipped in egg then rolled in Italian bread crumbs and fried in a skillet with baked potato, green beans and a few sweet mixed pickles on the side. Strawberry rhubarb pie.

    I like this Mike Hoffman kid, played a couple seasons with the Sea Dogs, good hands.

    Toker looks better this game, but it's a fucking circus in their own end tonight. C'mon guys take advantage of an AHL goalie at the other end. Put some rubber at him.

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    1. Nice dinner. Fresh haddock? (snarky cold/snowed-in snark)...

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  23. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  24. gChuk breaks his stick on a shot, it's that kind of game.

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  25. Shit, after a great kill that almost got a shortie

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  26. PatCHes!!!

    Attaboy!

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  27. Fucking Gryba trying to repeat history on Lego - bastard!!

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    1. Sad to see the Sens be dirty. Thought that shit went away with the fat walrus.

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  28. Oh fuck off, the Sens are getting away with everything. Kill it.

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  29. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  30. PFK got hurt blocking a shot, couldn't get off the ice, stayed on the kill and when they cleared the puck, Vodkov was pushing him off the ice.

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  31. Seriously, a faceoff at center ice with 1.1 secs left and you chase someone out.

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  32. I really hope PFK is not injured.

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  33. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  34. Thank God PFK is on the ice, hope he is ok.

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  35. Pageau has 6 pts this season, 3 of 'em with the Habs.

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    1. His career highlight he can tell his grandkids.

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  36. CASH IT PLEASE!!

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  37. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  38. Hammond sure seemed to hold that puck for a long time before he tossed it,should have been a whistle.

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  39. PFK doesn't look right at all.

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  40. Tell me that he didn't make an effort to fall leading in with his foot going towards the puck. I don't know, but Tokarski didn't freeze it.

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  41. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  42. the Maritimer9:31 PM

    It's one of the mysteries of life. Why the Canadiens can't beat bottom feeder teams---with a 3rd string goalie yet. This should have been over after the 1st period, but for some reason they can't find their legs at the start of the game. Oh well, look for Lou to out duel Carey tomorrow night. Sure hope PK's foot is OK. If it's broke, they are fucked.

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    1. God, I hope he's not.

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  43. Brazilian Carnaval!!!

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  44. Congratulations on your first NHL goal, N8!

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  45. C'mon, boys, go get another goal, you CAN DO IT!

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  46. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  47. That sucks. They should bring those cardboard faces you can get and replace the faces of the bottom feeder teams with those of playoff teams. UGH

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  48. Another goalie with his first start in the NHL that beat the Habs, must be some sort of curse.

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  49. WOMP. On to Florida.

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  50. Tinordi has been called up.

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  51. Wings 3-2 over Hawks in the SO.

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  52. Don't know if it's the broons, but the Oliers are looking pretty good. 3-1 in the 2nd. Expect Julie to whine about penalties.

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  53. Jesus H - what is it with the Habs and first start 3rd string goalies? Another bottom feeder loss. Never mind - back home tonight...let's hope someone yells at them a little...

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  54. the Maritimer7:41 AM

    They better protect Carey Price at all costs.

    Toker's been not sharp lately. Too much bong time.

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  55. I watched the broons-Oilers game last night, it went 12 rounds in the SO without 1 goal until Oilers finally scored. They should have played Subban, Rask is a Sieve.. Boy, was Lucic ever frustated all night. expect Julie to whine about penaltlies today since the Oilers scored a couple.

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  56. broon and laff trolls on the leaf network, really hurts them to see the Habs 2nd overall in the league while their teams scour the bottom.

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  57. --> http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/02/shake-it-off-habs-vs-fla-game-preview.html

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