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XTC - Senses Working Overtime
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Hey hey, the Ottawa clouds are grey,
There's straw for the snet donkeys
And the innoSens can all sleep safely
All sleep safely.
My my, TFS™ is pie!
There's fodder for the mediots
And the galling ones can all sleep safely
All sleep safely.
And all their world is leafool shaped,
It's just for me to kick in the face
And I can see, hear, smell, touCH, taste
And I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime
Trying to see the difference 'tween the lemons and leaf
The pain and the pleasure and
The CHurCH bells softly CHime...
Hey hey, neil fights N8,
There's food for the thinkers
And the innoSens can all live slowly
All live slowly.
My, my the mediots still cry
Fools for the thirsty and the guilty leaf can
All die slowly all die slowly.
And all their world is CN tower shaped,
It's just for me a kick in my face
And I can see,hear, smell, touCH, taste
And I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime
Trying to see the difference 'tween the lemons and leaf
The Pants! and the pleasure and
The CHurCH bells softly CHime...
And turds will fall from their black skies
And CHarger might give you black eyes
And 18-wheelers will skid on black ice
But to me it's very very beautiful (Habs’ glory!)
Beautiful (a striking beauty!)
And all the world is CH! - shaped,
It's just for me to enjoy the race
And I can see, hear, smell, touCH, taste -
And I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime
Trying to take this all in,
I've got one, two, three, four, five mediots working overtime
Trying to see the difference 'tween the lemons and leaf
Their pain is my pleasure and
The CHurCH bells softly CHime...
Whooo ooooooo oooo!
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Great parody, moeman.
ReplyDeleteGHG!
+XTC!
DeleteToo funny to hear the mediots slimily chime in that the Habs execs where in hogtown to check out some putrid leaf. Yeah, sure. Maybe they were there, on a cheap flight, to tag up with FLA management like Gallant and Tallon and see some Panthers playing. But no, the mediots had their luxury of yet again tilting the story to fit their leafool lens. Sick fucks.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Fleishman or Bergenheim from Fla., maybe Upshall? Mtl./Fla. (MB and Tallon) certainly have a history of dealing... Weaver and Parros come to mind, maybe Steve's wet dream of landing Huberdeau will come true. Wonder how Steve's making out at his new job working for the Man?
DeleteI read where Bergenheim asked to be traded.
DeleteAlso, Fleishman and Bergenheim sounds like a law firm.
29 could be a partner...
DeleteIts the yeast he could do.
DeleteDoes Greg Pateryn have a nick? GP as in Grand Prix, General Purpose ...
ReplyDeletehttp://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/GP
#Habshilarious; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNBwrPtgs6k
ReplyDeleteAlso, lots of good stuff (Lego vs. LeDream) here; https://twitter.com/canadiensmtl
DeletecakeS in.
ReplyDeleteAll for a good cause.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hockeyfeed.com/video-wont-believe-fans-throw-onto-ice/
Great parody Moeman. Always loved that song. Go Habs go!
ReplyDeletehttps://itunes.apple.com/us/app/highthere/id954916772
ReplyDeletesorry. bad maths:
ReplyDelete6-1-1 instead of 4-3-1?
what happened to my post??
ReplyDeleteagain:
NOT that i hate toker, but if buddha was still the no.2, would he be 6-1-1 instead of 4-3-1?
"what happened to my post??"
DeleteNothing.
Oleg, I also have problems with the very first post which always disappears, so now I just put a dot, sign in and it's ok after that.
DeleteNot sure what is the best current laugh riot, the leaf, the mediots, péladeau. Regardless, they keep Canada united.
ReplyDeleteWell, someone has a sense of humour lol.
ReplyDeleteRCMP, Nova Scotia @RCMPNS · 9 hrs 9 hours ago
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Old Man Winter -- His known associates include @ShubenacadieSam , Jack Frost, Mother Nature and Frosty the Snowman.
Stay safe, Maritimers.
Go Habs Go!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's All I Got.
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteleaf are the third most common team on players’ no trade lists
ReplyDeleteThat should increase once more players leave, and other players get new contracts.
DeleteThose CotU 'power rankings' are such garbage.
ReplyDeleteThey felt the need to slag CHip. Sick fucks.
DeleteGYFHG!!!
ReplyDeleteDinner thread:
ReplyDeleteI made sausage & shrimp paella. Surprisingly easy and oh so good.
How about you guys?
Liver and onions, haven't had that in years.
DeleteThe last of the Pizza Hut $5$5$5's.
DeleteHope (Y) is ok there.
ReplyDeleteping for CHarger.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(Y) will not be back, upper body injury.
ReplyDeleteping for PFK
ReplyDeleteOK, first period over.
ReplyDeleteMaybe we lost Oman to the Brazilian Carnaval.
Or he's getting a Brazilian wax.
DeleteGood one!
DeleteIn answer to iRiRi's dinner question, haddock dipped in egg then rolled in Italian bread crumbs and fried in a skillet with baked potato, green beans and a few sweet mixed pickles on the side. Strawberry rhubarb pie.
ReplyDeleteI like this Mike Hoffman kid, played a couple seasons with the Sea Dogs, good hands.
Toker looks better this game, but it's a fucking circus in their own end tonight. C'mon guys take advantage of an AHL goalie at the other end. Put some rubber at him.
Nice dinner. Fresh haddock? (snarky cold/snowed-in snark)...
DeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
CASH IT
ReplyDeletegChuk breaks his stick on a shot, it's that kind of game.
ReplyDeleteKill it.
ReplyDeleteShit, after a great kill that almost got a shortie
ReplyDeletePatCHes!!!!
ReplyDeletePatCHes!
ReplyDeleteWow!!!
ReplyDeletePatCHes!!!
ReplyDeleteAttaboy!
Fucking Gryba trying to repeat history on Lego - bastard!!
ReplyDeleteSad to see the Sens be dirty. Thought that shit went away with the fat walrus.
DeleteOh fuck off, the Sens are getting away with everything. Kill it.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePFK got hurt blocking a shot, couldn't get off the ice, stayed on the kill and when they cleared the puck, Vodkov was pushing him off the ice.
ReplyDeleteShit.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, a faceoff at center ice with 1.1 secs left and you chase someone out.
ReplyDeleteI really hope PFK is not injured.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
Thank God PFK is on the ice, hope he is ok.
ReplyDeletePageau has 6 pts this season, 3 of 'em with the Habs.
ReplyDeleteHis career highlight he can tell his grandkids.
DeleteCASH IT PLEASE!!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHammond sure seemed to hold that puck for a long time before he tossed it,should have been a whistle.
ReplyDeletePFK doesn't look right at all.
ReplyDeleteUghhhhhh.
ReplyDeleteTell me that he didn't make an effort to fall leading in with his foot going towards the puck. I don't know, but Tokarski didn't freeze it.
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete3-2
ReplyDeleteCarnaval!!
ReplyDeleteNope, N8!!!!
DeleteIt's one of the mysteries of life. Why the Canadiens can't beat bottom feeder teams---with a 3rd string goalie yet. This should have been over after the 1st period, but for some reason they can't find their legs at the start of the game. Oh well, look for Lou to out duel Carey tomorrow night. Sure hope PK's foot is OK. If it's broke, they are fucked.
ReplyDeleteGod, I hope he's not.
DeleteBrazilian Carnaval!!!
ReplyDelete++
DeleteCongratulations on your first NHL goal, N8!
ReplyDeleteC'mon, boys, go get another goal, you CAN DO IT!
ReplyDeleteGo Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh for FS.
ReplyDeleteThat sucks. They should bring those cardboard faces you can get and replace the faces of the bottom feeder teams with those of playoff teams. UGH
ReplyDeleteAnother goalie with his first start in the NHL that beat the Habs, must be some sort of curse.
ReplyDeleteWOMP. On to Florida.
ReplyDeleteTinordi has been called up.
ReplyDeleteWings 3-2 over Hawks in the SO.
ReplyDeleteDon't know if it's the broons, but the Oliers are looking pretty good. 3-1 in the 2nd. Expect Julie to whine about penalties.
ReplyDelete*3-1 Oilers*
DeleteJesus H - what is it with the Habs and first start 3rd string goalies? Another bottom feeder loss. Never mind - back home tonight...let's hope someone yells at them a little...
ReplyDeleteThey better protect Carey Price at all costs.
ReplyDeleteToker's been not sharp lately. Too much bong time.
I watched the broons-Oilers game last night, it went 12 rounds in the SO without 1 goal until Oilers finally scored. They should have played Subban, Rask is a Sieve.. Boy, was Lucic ever frustated all night. expect Julie to whine about penaltlies today since the Oilers scored a couple.
ReplyDeletebroon and laff trolls on the leaf network, really hurts them to see the Habs 2nd overall in the league while their teams scour the bottom.
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