Apr 11, 2015

Mega ice cream for a FHFabulous season!

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200 comments:

  1. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  2. YOU GUYS WE GOT ICE CREAM ♥

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  3. Broons are over and out.

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    1. Bonus, nobody gets murdered by pretzel.

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    2. Not Geoff Molson9:50 PM

      "Karma-gram for Lucy. Karma-gram for Lucy."

      Lucy, may this be a reminder of your lack of sportsmanship in the handshake line.

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  4. the last shift all the Habs should play with golf clubs intead of sticks

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  5. the Choula like shell is in place

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  6. Pens take it 2-0

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  7. miller says once the playoffs starts MTL's season means nothing but OTT's 3-1 series lead means something. The Habs hate by the SFU is going to be something else.

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    1. It will be stomach churning...but oh so sweet when the Habs are Carey'd into the 2nd round.

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    2. Not Geoff Molson9:52 PM

      Trust SFU to have a Laffs colour guy in their booth.

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    3. heely is doing the Habs games.

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  8. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Looking very much like we're playing the turds. Wonder who the SFU will be rooting for...

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  10. Yep, Seanturds in the first round.

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  11. DDD went and asked Renaud Lavoie who they would face in the 1st round.

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  12. MT is going to pull the goalie

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  13. the Maritimer9:55 PM

    Fuck you cbc/hnic/snet/col/heel/millnuts.

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  14. The leaf are looking forwrad to making the 2021 playoffs

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  15. KILL THE FUCKER

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  16. Embellished. Give him a fine.

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  17. Need some PleXXXe magic

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  18. How many times can cold say 'no call'.

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  19. Man would I love kidG to score the GWG.

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  20. Lego is rounding into playoff form. Just need that finishing touch.

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  21. Vodkov ejected ????

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  22. Game misconduct for Vodkov/PAP...ok then.

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  23. Love how our boys are giving it to the ORA!

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  24. What a putrid organization.

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  25. miller is crying like a loser leaf fan.

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  26. the Maritimer10:04 PM

    What a fucking shit show for these refs

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  27. Oh, FFS...setting the Habs up for the playoffs. just so you know, there's no fucking way Bettman's zebras will allow you to go far.

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  28. BYE BYE loser leaf

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  29. What a fucking joke and the SFU love it.

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  30. PAP also got a misconduct.

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  31. So millen says pollock will be biased vs. the Habs in the playoffs?

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  32. Habs should hand deliver burn yeah the game losing puck.

    DDD! WOW!

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  33. Heh, that was DDD looking like a FUCK YOU!

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  34. Kessel looked like he was gonna cry.

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  35. TFS breaks his own franCHies record.

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  36. Salute your loser fans you putrid fucks.

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  37. Stop the game burnya lost his jock to gCHuck

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  38. FUCK YOU ORA, FUCK YOU LEAFS, FUCK YOU COTU

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  39. Get the fuck out of that shit town ASAP!

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  40. DDD why does he not do that in game?

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    1. You mean shoot the puck? Great question.

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  41. Go fuck yourself millen

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  42. the Maritimer10:09 PM

    44 fucking wins!!!!!

    Fuck you loser fucking leaf!!!!!!!

    Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo you fucking losers!!!!

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  43. 44 wins for TFS!

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  44. You can watch the end of the broons' season on SN1

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  45. Rodgers rating down 29% over last year because no one watches losers lose every night

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  46. DDD burned that fucking leaf whiner something fierce, like Luna-fierce!

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    1. Heh, funny you mention that. It's the time of night when she's just wired! Running around here like kidG crashing a Hamburgler.

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  47. the Maritimer10:12 PM

    Fun to hear the loser leaf fans booing their fucking loser team. Wait, maybe that was all the Habs fans booing those losers.

    Fuck you millen you slimey little cocksucker.

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  48. I think it would hurt the broons more if they win .

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  49. Edwards, 'this game will finish in another one of those gimmicks'. Last season those gimicks helped get his team in the playoffs.

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  50. the Maritimer10:15 PM

    Good-bye clod, another fucking whiner. Take all those loser broons with you.

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    1. Hope he ends up in tranna with phatphukphil still there.

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    2. the Maritimer10:23 PM

      That would indeed be poetic...and guarantee another season of losing for the putrid leaf. Well, they are going to suck regardless of whose coaching in that shithole.

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  51. Edwards "it's now goofy time as Hedman comes in to take a shot"...and bang, it's in the net. Fucking funny.

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  52. When patches comes back I want gCHuck, Superplexxe and Patches which is a genuine 2+ liine

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  53. beaners lose. Good.

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    1. the Maritimer10:20 PM

      Jack the Clam Edwards on the verge of tears another slimey POS.

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    2. I caught the shootout and the beaner crew were talking up Rask like a fucking goalie god. Pinheads.

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  54. 2-1 Avs over hawks in the 2nd....maybe a Jennings for the Habs.

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    1. the Maritimer10:25 PM

      Go Avs!!! Score 4!!

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  55. the Maritimer10:27 PM

    Good night guys, another fun night for us Habs fans!

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  56. BU loses to Providence in the Frozen Four final tonight to rub some more salt into the Beaners' wounds. Poetic.

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  57. MT asked why the misconducts? well, we could all tell the refs had a hard time tonight, I don't know what Vodkov said, I mean he's a man of few words.(laughs all around)

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  58. Never too early for predictions. Habs' path to the final - Sens/Bolts/Caps. Preds in the final. Price vs Rinne.

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  59. Next up, Ginette Reno singing ♪♫ Oh Canada ♪♫

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  60. 9 – Number of season series the Habs have swept in 2014-15, adding the Leafs to a list that already included Boston (4-0-0), Carolina (3-0-0), Columbus (3-0-0), Colorado (2-0-0), Detroit (4-0-0), New York Islanders (3-0-0), St. Louis (2-0-0), and Philadelphia (3-0-0).

    - canadiens.com

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  61. 26 – Number of years since the Canadiens last registered 50 or more wins in a season, dating back to a 53-win campaign in 1988-89.

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  62. 3-2 Avs over Hawks.
    Wonder what happens with a tie for the Jennings.

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    1. According to Wiki:
      " For the 2002–03 season, there was a tie between Martin Brodeur of the New Jersey Devils and Robert Esche and Roman Cechmanek of the Philadelphia Flyers. This is the only time that there has been a tie between players from different teams."

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  63. 1. can EVERYONE please please stop this incessant whining?!? i am THRILLED kidG's goal was called off. the right call was made and over the long run, if this is allowed to happen, the better team will win -unless his holy greatness gary decrees otherwise.  

    MB has assembled more or less, a tough team to beat over a 7 game series. without stupid refereeing, i have the upmost confidence that this group has what it takes to win 4 before losing 4.

    2. moeman! are u the webmaster?!? (sorry if not) , but can the webmaster PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop putting up the post-game page until the game actually finishes?!? this drives me absolutely 'radek'!  we all know the laff's clichés about next yr... next yr... but how about not counting chickens before they are hatched? a good lesson is jaro last wk vs the phylers?

    3. can EVERYBODY please get off the throat of DDD and let him breathe?! he is NOT (x100) the problem with this team. contrary, he is one of the few answers. the guy is tough (no injuries) and he is clutch (gwg's).  he has heart (never stays down, always scrapping). the other few notables who always pull more than their weight are kidG, (Y!), carnival and sopel. most importantly, DDD is a huge huge reason for why patCHes had his amazing season. for those of u who love to hate him, DDD and patCHes are friends off the ice. either one's success is related to the well-being of the other. for TFS's sake, they eat pasta together!! the two have chemistry and they are effective as a pair. the key is wheather PA is the other guy or not.   pull out DDD and plug in a higher skilled player and either it imoroves the status quo or becomes a cancer (like fatphil, kadhri, e.kane). nothing is gauranteed (samsonov, kovalev, perrault, tanguay, vanek...)  take what u have brothers and be grateful for what the team has accomplished with despite such a 'useless midget passenger rideing MT's coattails.' DDD has a great smile and he will laugh last in 7~8 weeks.

    4. i had voted off lego years ago and again back during the trade deadline. he has been ramping up his game as the season closes and i am willing to forgive and forget. the guy has never been the same after that hit and drifts in and out. just once, ide like somebody to man up and play with some grit like CHarger and CHip do. lego of course has way more skill (sorry dutch gretz), but this was also expected much more earlier (kidG and gCHuck). dont forget, he was the price for jaro and this was EXPECTED.   so far, he has disappointed.   td is where he should be and we should not expect anything less.  kudos for him entering beastmode early. if he keeps this up, maybe u guys are right and he needs more pp time.

    5. cbc just said they play the turds. can anybody explain why i have this sigourney weaver alien like sickness in my gut all of a sudden? the habs are EXPERTS at making hof'er goaltenders out of nothing (ward, leighton, thats all i can think of), but my point is that im afraid. very very afraid. if anything gives me hope, is that revenge motivates better than everything and anything MT can think of and i hope the boys remember how hard it was to work for what they did (2?) yrs ago and how easily it was washed away when that hit happened.   gryba. am i right? even for a hack on the sidelines, je me souviens. i pray the boys also.

    6. oh and steve, its not 44, nor is it 50 like moeman is smoking... its 60.

    7. sorry for the rant boys. this should be a fun couple of weeks coming up. hey orangeman... screw sleep huh?

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    1. We are all happy with moeman's work (present company excluded). He gives us this place to come to and invests his time while asking nothing in return. I think we should all be grateful.

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    2. deep breath there oleg!

      re #2, as I know the inside machinations of 4HF, I shall answer. One, yes moe is the webmaster. this blog has one tireless person who does everything, and we thank him., the "post-game" thread to which you refer is not a post-game thread at all, and shall be referred to as the "ice cream thread". it is a thread that appears whenever 200 comments are reached. may happen in the 2nd or 3rd period, OT, or post-game, whenever. there is no counting chickens sip, I assure you, I would not allow that

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    3. math was never my strong point! Nice rant Oleg. I am not afraid of the hamburgler. I hope DDD shots in a game like he shot in the shootout. I also hope he does not fall down every time an opposing player breaths on him. Lego is one peice away from being a completed project. Maybe a big piece but still one peice.
      Go You Fucking Habs Go, your cup awaits you.

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  64. Just watched the game. The refs obviously just practicing their BS for the playoffs.

    -I'm actually not that upset that KidG's goal got called back, even though he wasn't in the blue paint. What is wrong is that the ref originally called it a goal. It is my understanding that the original call stands unless video challenges it.

    -But the refs were seriously biased (again), especially in OT. It's a farce at this point. And I have a feeling it's just going to get worse in the coming weeks.

    -Sens, eh? I'm sure they'll run out of steam soon enough. I'm not worried about them as a hockey opponent, I'm concerned that they are a dirty, classless team that is protected by the league (where have we heard that before). They like to brag about how they took out the Habs in 5 games last time. Well, they also intentionally injured I think 3 of our players in the first few games. By G5 the Habs had 6 regulars out of the line up. And they still needed the refs to help them.

    -Would have loved the Pens or Wings. Funny that winning resulted in the worst case scenario for them. Oh well.

    -I really want G1 to be on Thursday night because I have Friday morning free and can watch live. But I hear it'll likely start on Wednesday night, so I'll have to watch on delay.

    GO HABS GO!

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  65. I never found this feed until this morning so I will repeat myself...thank you Moeman for making this the greatest place to hang out and talk shit about the Habs. Like the Habs we have a great team of guys and gals who feed off each other. We've come through another season and now it gets fun! Thanks again and go Habs go!

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  66. Did we win? I may have fallen asleep due to White NAFTAs

    In all seriousness, nicely done done boys. heck of a season. now go make it count

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  67. and yes, this deserves to be the "thank you moeman" thread. if you have not already done so, please join me in thanking moeman for his tireless efforts keeping this thing going in giving all us degenerates a place to hang out

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    1. thanks Moeman

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    2. I believe I said it last thread, but one cannot say it enough: Thanks moeman!!!

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    3. Thank you moeman for this little piece of fan heaven you have given us. Thank you for all your hard work and the time you give of yourself.Thank you for this place where we can come to share amongst each other those found gems some might never find themselves
      Thank you

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  68. Mediot story line for the week: "Despite the 2-7 rankings, Sens are favored over the Habs as they are the hotter team right now"

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    1. Reading the internet, you'd think it was the 1976 Habs vs the 1993 Sens, with the teams reversed. Apparently the Habs only have Price, but the Sens are a well balanced team that didn't totally rely on a rookie goalie who got hot for a while (and has cooled off recently, not that you'll hear about it).

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  69. Series schedule, according to NHL.com:

    Wed April 15 @MTL
    Fri April 17 @MTL
    Sun April 19 @OTT
    Wed April 22 @OTT
    Fri April 24 @MTL*
    Sun April 26 @OTT*
    Tue April 28 @MTL*
    *if necessary
    (7pm starts)

    That's right, no Saturday night games! Why would the only series in the East to have Canadian teams need a Saturday night game?! I mean, it's not like the beloved leaf are playing. So far only G1-4 have the 7pm start times. Wouldn't be surprised to see an afternoon game thrown in there for NBC. Yet again the NHL forgets who pays their bills.

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  70. We sweep the Sens in four games, thats why its called a sweep. When DSIP realizes he is playing agaist the hamburgler he is going to eat that up.

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    1. Ok, that was pretty funny.

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  71. Not taking anything away from the Sens, they had a great run to make the playoffs. Of course without a crashing Boston/Pittsburgh they wouldn't have made it at all, but it's still impressive.

    Since March 15th, they have played 15 games. Only 6 were against playoff teams, but they did go 5-1 in those games. Except, 4/5 of those wins were in OT/SO (they don't have 4on4 or the SO in the playoffs). The other win was against a Ranger team that had wrapped up the Presidents Trophy the night before and rested most of their starters.

    But still, great, they won those games fair and square. I'm just saying that this magical run was a regular season run. The playoffs are a totally different beast. I did enjoy that hack PJ on HNIC telling us that the regular season doesn't matter....except for the head to head record. Anything to make the Habs look bad. As we know, if they lose it's because they were always a horrible team. If they win, they got lucky. And their opponent just didn't play right. And the refs favoured them.....

    GO HABS GO!

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  72. the Maritimer7:52 AM

    Wow, you guys are all up bright and early! You must all be excited about something...what could it be? Playoff hockey you say? Fucking awesome!!

    I wouldn't be too concerned with our friend oleg's little rant above...I think he lives on the west coast where they do things a little differently and have been known to smoke substances that cause strange brain activity. Moe is the best, he keeps the Man honest and finds the nicest ass pics you will ever see.

    So many good things accomplished this past regular season. Fifty wins, 110 points second overall in the entire fucking league. Season series sweeps (5-0) of the hated leaf and their shit stained cousins the stupid cavemen broons. I tip my cap to the unliked Coach Therrien and whipping boy Desharnais, they deserve credit for being part of an excellent season.

    On to the playoffs, it will be a tough, hard fought series going 6 or 7 games with the stinky 'Turds and I will not predict a winner. I do have my fingers crossed though.

    One final thing. Lego, keep your head up dude, the 'Turds are known head hunters.

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    1. Oh, haha. I didn't even see oleg's post. I don't think there's anything wrong, just that he might not know of the 200 comments/ice cream tradition. And I will lay off DDD and MT...for a while. For solidarity purposes.

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  73. I shed a small tear to the end of such delightful hate. The Broons, joining the leaf, and the phucktards as no longer hateworthy. Its Karagetton for the leaf and the MAN who owns them. How is stealing hockey from the CBC working out for you Rodgers. Lets see its at least five years before the leaf have a TV worthy team, and how long does Rodgers have those rights? Next year the leaf start in worse shape than a expansion team. Riely the only player worth keeping ha haha ha ha. The Broons era of shaved apes is over, joining the other neadathrals extiction path. The phucktards are likely the first losers to show life, or not if they keep shooting goalies. Speaking of goalies I am all for trading Fuckme now. Maybe today before nonuts leaves we can get the leaf first round draft pick for him. TFS is not going anywhere for another decade, so I am putting a for sale sign, first round draft pick (top five editon) sign on him.

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  74. the Maritimer9:46 AM

    The vicious carving of leaf in today's Toronto dailies is ever so delicious. Steve is right, the leaf will be worse than an expansion team and if Barfalo secures McDavid they will be instantly better. We will have years to come of leafool torture and indeed, Rogers and hnic will take a shit kicking in the ratings. Saul Goodman.

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  75. Price will share the William M. Jennings Trophy with Corey Crawford of the Chicago Blackhawks. The only goaltending category Price didn't capture was shutouts, where he tied for second with nine behind Pittsburgh Penguins netminder Marc-Andre Fleury, who had 10.

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  76. I know there is a differance between hockey IQ and IQ. However the most embarrassing moment of the whole year for the leaf must have been having a franchise goaltender who did not know who Nelson Mandela was. Quebec city is the capital of what province?

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  77. Thanks one and all, you to oleg.

    BTW, you kids dig the new playoff banner?

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    1. In all the excitement I had not noticed...but it is very good! Just another reason you are held in such high esteem by us commentariat!

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      I did and I do! Just forgot to mention it.

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    3. Great work on the new banner moe! I love those sisters (i think they;re sisters. Twins?)

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  78. Anonymous11:52 AM

    Not taking anything away from TFS's great record, but has anyone looked to see how many games Dryden and Plante tied and how many of Price's wins were overtime or shootouts?

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    1. THANK YOU ANONYMOUS

      Go back to Sexy Friday when I commented on this exact thing! Everyone laughed at me. You've made me feel better

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    2. Come on 29, we were laughing with you. : )

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    3. I was saying BOO-urns!

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  79. Nonuts and Horibblechek are gone.

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    1. Does anyone really care!!

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    2. Sorry juce - didn't mean that disrespectfully - it's just typical leaf form to piss all over everyone else's joynby making "announcements" like this and pretending it's important. It is the leaf so it means fuck all. They will hire some other useless twat to run the team as shanahans monkey and life will go on. Who cares - we got us a Stanley cup to win baby!

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    3. No worries, of course I knew that was not your intention, afterall laffs were the subject matter.

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    4. Big surprise
      Stoopid fuckin leaf..

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  80. I didn't even make it through the second period last night. Lightweight.

    Actually the Bruin fan I met last night was pretty decent, he wished the Habs the best of luck for the playoffs.



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  81. The most anticipated NHL Draft Lottery of all-time will be held Saturday, April 18 at 8 p.m. ET the league confirmed. The result will be announced before the start of Game 2 between the Pittsburgh Penguins and New York Rangers.

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  82. And one thing almost overlooked last night was DDD's shootout take. Why the hell doesn he do that every time. Walk in to 5 feet then fire the puck as hard as he can. He'll have more luck that wAy then by skating all over the place and trying to deke the goalies. It was an awesome shot!

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    1. Beauty goal. You could tell is was some sort of payback to the whining burnyeah.

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  83. the Maritimer1:11 PM

    Usual leaf shit swallowed and regurgitated by the sycophantic mediots. Go fuck yourselves you self-important nitwits. The rest of Canada doesn't give a flying fuck about your pathetic team that couldn't make a face like a hockey player. Real teams have an important trophy to play for. Nnnnyyyaaaaaaaaaa.............!!!!!!!

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  84. Thanks for the great season moe. Looking forward to more awesomeness in the playoffs, well into June.

    Remember how crappy the Hawks were before they got some high picks and grabbed Kane and Toews. Well the leaf will be nothing like that because of their horrible management (whomever it may be) and despite undoubtedly getting high picks for the next 3 years will continue to be the laughing stock of the league, while the SFU continue their hand-wringing and head scratching. Meanwhile, whether or not it's this year or not, sometime over that same period, I expect the Habs to pick up a cup. It's a beautiful thing.

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  85. Jagr won't be a Hab next season, FLA gave re-signed him
    $3.5M base salary
    $1.5M games played bonus
    $200,000 in points bonuses
    $205,000 in playoff bonuses

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    1. Meh, that ship has sailed. Could have had him as a young 40 year old, but MB said no thanks. I think BG said the same.

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  86. And nice job on the banner! Mrs Pad lovers her some Viggo. And don't underestimate the power of the kitten.

    Regarding oleg's rant, i wonder if he's still bitter over being traded to Nashville? And...sopel? Clearly on the ledge, but some good 'ol playoff hockey will bring you back man!

    Come on Wednesday! But not Saturday FFS?! Jeebus!

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  87. the Maritimer5:47 PM

    @29, looks like Jordan Spieth has the Masters in the bag but Lefty is making it interesting. What a golfer this Spieth kid is.

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  88. Anonymous6:54 PM

    29,

    Glad to hear I'm not the only one who thought that about Carey's record. Great minds think alike! (or fools never differ).
    And I think the rule change is very significant in this case-it clearly affects the number of wins. I think the other factors more or less even out-players are faster, but goalies have bigger equipment, etc.

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    1. I hope that TFS™ pulls a Dryden and plays his entire career in Montreal (and wins a few Cups).

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  89. Three reasons why I enjoy laughing at the SFU and their leaf love;

    1. they always use the word deserves, as in this 'city, fans, dogs, rats, whatever ...' deserves a winning whatever
    2. suckups like tsn's spiegel60609 ; "The Leafs should measure their success in Cups, nothing less."
    3. phatphuckexCPmidgets like gotothejonsonyouhavealoadinyourpants; "How do you get the words "Maple Leafs" etched into the rounded edges of the Stanley Cup ..."

    The SFU doesn't even realize you have to finish 8th, then win a round, or two, or three or make the finals and win 4of7. They are the gift that keeps on giving.

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    1. the Maritimer9:30 PM

      Hey moe, since I enjoy leaf schadenfreude as much as the next Hab fan I've read the same articles as you, just for the sheer pleasure of all that whining. The latest is over at tsn where blob speculates the next leaf GM MUST accept he will NOT have final say in hockey matters AND must answer to or be able to play well with boy genius Dumbass and junior hockey whiz Mark Hunter. Can you say eunuch?!?? This is fucking hilarious...you apply for a job where you are nutless, a lame duck. What individual in their right mind would even apply for such a fucked up position? We Habs fans can take much comfort in the fact that the leaf are going to continue to be bad for a long, long time. *Rubs hands with glee*

      Hey leafools and mediots, you are getting exactly what you "deserve". Your arrogance knows no bounds and you will continue to suffer for it. Get used to it losers.

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  90. Game of thrones first five epsidoes season five already up and out on the streaming sites.

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  91. So why is this "the most anticipated draft lottery ever"? They hype the shit out of everyone now for the draft, it really doesn't mean anything. Every year it's a "generational talent", but honestly I couldn't name a 1st overall pick since Ovie and then Crosby. Well, ok, I just remembered Yakupov in Edmonton, whenever that was. And oh boy hasn't he lit up the league!

    Let's be real, the only reason McDavid is suddenly the next coming of Mario is because the leaf have a shot at him. The thing is, there's a good chance that he'll go to the NHL's darlings in Phoenix. Expect a folded corner, a la Eweing to the NY Knicks.

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  92. Absolutely shockingly, TSN has picked the Habs to win the series. That's a first...ever I think. I don't remember ever seeing TSN pick the Habs for anything. I'm talking the last 20 years here. Not that it matters, of course. It's just jarring and frankly I don't like it. Their jealousy of the Sens must have overpowered their hatred of the Habs.

    The Sens have said they will restrict ticket sales to the Capital region only, trying to ban Hab fans from the games. What a joke. There are more Hab fans in Ottawa than Sens fans, anyway. I'd be mightily embarrassed if I was a Sens fan.

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  93. Leafools hate the Sens more than the Habs. That's a fact.

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  94. Anyone see Gally crying after the game about DDD's slapshot?

    https://twitter.com/pizzaster/status/587095284867555328

    We all know if it was the other way around he'd be singing the praises of such a brilliant tactic.

    It's pretty obvious the memo was sent out that the leaf was supposed to win that game. They had their 4th worst record locked up, they were supposed to go out on a high note for their fans. It was scripted. But even a Habs team that wasn't really trying that hard, and didn't need the extra point, foiled their plans. The refs got pissed, and obviously the HNIC crew got pissed. It makes me feel all warm inside.

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    1. And by the way, it's been announced that he'll be doing the Habs series. Like, why even bother? The guy hates the Habs. Why not put him on another series? I know the majority of their guys hate the Habs, but most do a slightly better job at masking it. I mean, maybe he asked for it so he can get all his hate out? It's pretty sick either way.

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    2. What a tool. How does the network not have any shame letting him do the Habs games. I wish everyone could buy the FrenCH CHannels for the playoffs then cancel later just to fuck the over.

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  95. Mike Milbury's picks for the SC final this year:

    https://twitter.com/MarcPDumont/status/587321727417364480/photo/1

    Kings vs Bruins. Yet HNIC still feels it necessary to pay him for his opinions.

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  96. 1: brothers... big big apologies to moeman. i definitely was NOT trying to criticise the way this page is run. u dont get paid for this yet u constantly enrich our lives with things to look and think about on friday.  

    2. habsfan29: thank-you for the clarification
    on the ice cream thread. i simply noticed that ice cream bowls break out when they are on the verge of winning so i just assumed it was the case of that other premature stuff going on.

    3. steve: sorry. not making fun of ure math skills. i was just implying that yes, ure right carey has 44, but he still needs to reach 60 for this to be wrapped up nice and tidy

    4. maritimer: yes. i am on the west coast. how did u know that?   is this one of those east coast-west coast things between us now? and yes... we do smoke things here (or was that my giveaway?)

    5. orangeman: gan-sang ni da! u understand me. i wasnt trying to bring down moeman or spread anything vicious here. ive got bottles of that stuff ready for other venues.

    6. saint paddy: nashville! i didnt know i got traded there! wow... i guess i was just blazin the path for tits, lil tits, big hal, ribs, and cube (in reverse). good catch on my sopel bit there. i only mentioned him b/c dish reminds me of him.

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    1. the Maritimer7:48 AM

      No worries oleg, I wasn't offended by anything you posted. As for the west coast thing, I seem to recall you mentioned it one time. I've got nothing against the west coast, I've heard it's beautiful and hope to visit out there soon. 60 wins for Price would be spectacular and is the ultimate fear of leafools and mediots in the gta.

      Go Habs Go!!

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    2. oleg I was in way offended, a man has to know his limitations.

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    3. No worries oleg! We're all here because we love ice cream. I mean the Habs. And also ice cream.

      Not being a tool, but I think you meant "Kamsa Hamnida". It took me a second to realize you weren't making a reference to Gangnam style, haha. Don't let those West Coast Koreans fool you with their terrible Korean. They're probably 4th generation and Japanese.

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  97. Chester7:48 AM

    I noticed that there was a couple of articles about the leaf on the toronto sports network web page.
    Looks like they fired the chipmonk and oooo ya everybody else.
    The really interesting thing tho is now the mediots in full blather are listing all the blue chip replacements who they assume to be lining up and frothing to come to the armpit and work for the leaf.
    It's a forgone conclusion as they wallow in their dementia that The Babcock will be their next coach.
    Well if nothing at all this will be interesting to follow, as I sit back guzzing Belgium beer watching Les Boys in the fucking PLAYOFFS !!
    Go Habs

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    1. the Maritimer7:51 AM

      Great comment!

      +67

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    2. From all I have read - I really don't understand why anyone who would make any kind of difference would take the GM job. That person is Shananhan's bitch. He calls the shots without carrying the can - so what's the point??!! Why doesn't he just accept that he is the GM and hire an assistant..oh yeah - because its the leaf - that's why...Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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    3. the bottom line is that Nonuts make Mike Milbury look like a cap genius and Garth Snow seem shrewd. The leaf core is soild deadweight signed to untradable contracts mostly not expiring until 2020. My suggestion is until 2020 give and Ipad to a Gorrilla at the Toronto Zoo and let him run the team. He can not make worse draft picks or create poorer contracts.

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  98. Chester9:04 AM

    K
    This is funny.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1yXqRvuszQ
    Go Habs

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    1. thats good, there is a Hitler in the Bunker on the same page about leaf draft choices thats good as well

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  99. Its official Donut Boy has won the Jenny Craig Award for the fifth straight year. The award given annually to the NHL player with the hightest body fat percentage. The winner said" DSIP had me worried for a wihile but the trade to Montreal runied his chances"

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    1. Seeing him on the ice on the weekend was pretty eye opening (wide open, just to get all of him in there). I'm no picture of health, but neither am I getting paid millions of dollars to be a pro athlete. If he's that fat at the end of the season, just imagine what he's going to look like in September when he shows up for camp. He's going to have to use one of those Walmart scooters.

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  100. Dear lord, I confess. I have watched all FOUR of the leaked Game of Thrones episodes. I will do 12 Hail Marys and try my best to keep my mouth shut for the next month for the innocents who abstained.

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    1. Yes I am also a sinner. The series has pretty much thrown away the story in the books, for the better I say.

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    2. NO spoilers!!! I resisted the urge and am watching them week to week

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  101. It seems the loss of the leaf Stanley Cup Saturday night caused the massacre of leaf brains on Sunday. They take that Cup fucking seriously dont they.

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  102. Chester10:37 AM

    There is no RDS broadcast of the playoffs?
    I hate watching it in anglaise.
    and I particularly hate watching CBC with the National Embarrassment.
    What kind of a deal is this?
    Where is Pierre Houde?
    Go Habs

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    1. Stuck with tva for the playoffs.

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    2. I prefer RDS but will take TVA over the leaf-sucking-hab-hating broadcasts rammed down our throats hands down. Buttman's broadcast deal has really screwed over the Habs fans.

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  103. Max Pacioretty on the ice with his teammates this morning.
    Max Pacioretty is wearing a slightly tinted visor.
    #canadiens Max Pacioretty is skating with David Desharnais and PA Parenteau on PP this morning. #tvasports

    Jessica Rusnak @JessRusnak · 1m 1 minute ago
    #habson690 Pacioretty won't speak to the media day. If all continues to go well he will be available tomorrow

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  104. So it's a good sign that PatCHes is practising with the team and cleared for contact.

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  105. the Maritimer11:48 AM

    We are getting close to ice cream on the Ice Cream thread.

    Steve is on a roll today, the gorilla with the iPad and the Jenny Craig award comments cracked me up. I'll see if I can match...

    At the end of his post-game press conference Peter Horachek was asked what he was going to do the rest of the night. He replied: "Probably go home, pet my dog and have a glass of wine." In the meantime, Dave Nonis went home, shot his dog and drank a quart of whiskey.

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    1. Good one.

      Also, these people have the NHL contract for 11+ more years and write this kind of garbage;

      "Right now it seems that barring a fluke or some grand, NBA-style conspiracy (seriously, if the NHL was smart the Leafs would get McDavid, because he’s worth less to the league in any other city) one is all Leafs fans will get." - jeff blair

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    2. Ack with Leonard Cohen as the soundtrack.

      That did not take long. The new leaf brain trust has not even been formed and already its sure to be dysfuntional.

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    3. The more things change, the more they stay the same.

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  106. #habson690 change of plans Pacioretty will speak to the media today

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  107. Nonuts has pre emted Shanabans 2pm press conference to defend his loss of the leaf Stanley cup Sat.
    First it went to a shoot out, thats as close as you can get to victory if your a leaf
    Second we lost that Brewer guy in the first, so we did not have our whole team.
    Third Harvey has had two for one burger special on all month and it really hurt Donut Boys game. I can not control Harveys!

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  108. Even I can not make us this stuff. A leading candiate to coach a team now run by a guy who is listed as one of the top dressing room cancers of all time, is a guy who really puts out for babysitters. No its not Vic Toews.

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    1. the Maritimer12:57 PM

      Dougie Gilmour.

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  109. Sens restricted ticket sales by area codes, phone numbers and billing addresses to keep Habs fans out, they sold out.

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    1. Thing is - loads of Habs fans live in Ottawa so what fucking use is that?? The only way you get fan segregation on ticket sales is by making fans buy "memberships" to the club, then charge them for tickets. That's how they work it in the UK for Soccer. I pay £35.00 a year to be a "supporter" - this entitles me to buy up to 2 tickets for any game (based on availability). My son has a "supporter" membership as well - so between us we can get 4 tickets to any Arsenal game we decide to watch live. We've only been to one this year.

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  110. the Maritimer1:05 PM

    The Oilers have re-signed the Yak, a two year bridge contract, I think he tied phatphil for -35 in +/- category, even Jordan Spieth can't shoot that low.

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    1. Yak also has limited English Skills, the only phrase he really understands in Ulimited Free Agency.

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  111. The great Tim Thompson
    GYFHG!!!

    https://vimeo.com/124701069

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    1. That was awesome. Go Habs Go!!

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  112. Woohoo, No Tim Peel this playoff season.

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    1. but there is Chris Lee

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  113. You kids think oleg wants some ice cream?

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