Apr 19, 2015

Need a DQ Hit? (St. Pad (dude with nice hair/teeth, bottom left corner) had a triple banana split and didn't share)! Might as well Check (sip) the fridge.

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  1. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  2. Its amazing we get to watch turdkessel for free
    Go You Fucking Habs Go!

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  3. They showed the replay, N8's head was the point of contact and Karlson left his feet.

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  4. C'mon now CASH IT FFS

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  5. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Holding, holy fuck, sens had 2 arms around a Hab behind their net earlier. FUCKING ORA

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  7. No, I had a Oreo birthday cake blizzard, and i'm regretting it. SUPER SWEET. Not a bad likeness though - that's me doing my best Hitchcockian impression

    http://oi62.tinypic.com/2mxkizl.jpg

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  8. Beaulieu hasn't played a shift in the third period.

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  9. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  10. the Maritimer9:29 PM

    snet/hnic crew collectively fellating karlsson. Give it a rest already.

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  11. YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. CHip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. wooooooooooohoooooooooooooo

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  14. YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. cockroaches can't even find a decent word.

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  16. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  17. Bury these fuckers.

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  18. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT

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  19. Expect an even up call shortly.

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  20. well that was pathetic

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  21. What a gigantic waste of time.

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  22. It's like they feel more comfortable at even strength!

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    1. Oreo birthday cake blizzard NAFTA?

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  24. What a pathetic fucking excuse for a power play. It's like they're afraid of the puck.

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  25. This would have been funnier had the boys scored because of that delay of game penalty. Just missed it by about 8'.

    http://oi57.tinypic.com/ofvsww.jpg

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    1. Oh, that's Cameron trying to catch the puck over the glass btw.

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    2. Melnyck is so cheap that's probably they only way he can get a souvenir puck.

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  26. So with snet and their $5.2US deal and the beautiful bonus of their leaf sucking, it is too funny they will not be able to 'cash' in on any upcoming McDavid games. Pretty sure very few leafools will stay up late to watch their local kid play on the teevee machine.

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    1. the Maritimer9:55 PM

      Once the leaf go full tank mode next season out of the gate, snet's ratings are going to be tanking as well. Thanks Shanny. The SFU's will be talking about how they can trade for McDavid for the next 5 years, kinda like we used to do with Vinny. Thank God bettman nixed that deal of Price, Turtleplexxxe and a boatload for Vinny, the Habs would have been fucked.

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  27. the Maritimer9:47 PM

    That last PP was truly awful, where is MAB or the Wiz when we need them?

    Whoever is responsible for coaching that dog's breakfast needs to find a new line of work.

    Are the cockroaches done blowing the swedish meatball yet? I've got the TV muted.

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  28. Why do cockroaches, ALWAYS, try to find solutions for Habs opponents?

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  29. So they let us know N8 didn't play in the 3rd but no mention of why http://oi62.tinypic.com/2mxkizl.jpg

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    1. Like the care. Even Mr. toucyyfeely friedman

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  30. Looking at some of the replays, Anderson has a fucking horseshoe up his ass tonight, half the time he stops the puck and has not idea - he keeps looking for it, then the whistle blows and that's when he gets a clue.

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  31. Pad, did they serve you your blizzard upside down?

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  32. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  33. Oh fuck off with the sens tears.

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  34. $ and Lego have been pretty quiet. Time to pick it up.

    And FFS, somebody hit that greasy little Swede and Booby Ryan!

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  35. Price may have been good, and Anderson may have been lucky....

    But you know what they say about rather having one over the other.

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  36. A micro-whatever from a goal.

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  37. Stone shot that pretty well. Nice wrist

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  38. nice try by microdick

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  39. Pretty good shot from a "broken wrist".

    Please imagine me throwing out my back doing epic air quotes on that.

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  40. Even slashing his stick against the glass after. Too bad about that "injury".

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  41. Fucking horseshoes I tell ya.

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  42. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  43. CASSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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  44. Decline! Decline!

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  45. Out of everything, they call that?

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  46. It'd be great if DDD could win a fucking face off once in a while.

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  47. another waste of time

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    1. And you know an even up call is coming up shortly.

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  48. You know if they don't score it won't be 2 minutes before a Hab is in the box.

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    1. Yup. That's why I would have just rather there not be a penalty.

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  49. CHip!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  50. CHip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  51. FUCK YOU SENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  52. CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. Hero CHiP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  54. Eat shit you fucking cockroaches!

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  55. WOOOOOOFUCKINGHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  56. YYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  57. What are they complaining about?

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  58. How is Chip an 'unlikely hero'? Watch some playoffs you fucks!

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  59. How the fuck could they even be reviewing if it hit something on the bench? FUCK OFF!

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  60. 49 shots!

    Ecstatic about the win but even more happy I don't need to miss out on any beauty sleep :) Goodnight FHFers!

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  61. 'here's the disputed play'? Disputed by who? STFU SFU!

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  62. Sens are trying to say CHarger made a hand pass, NO it hit the glass.

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    1. Even if he did, that's not reviewable. Not that it'll stop them.

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  63. Why can 'you not believe'? Again STFU SFU!

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  64. Healy "Another great move by Bergevin, trading Cameron Diaz for Dale Weise" I'd have been pissed had he traded Cameron Diaz.

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    1. She's still hot but heely is a moron for taking that kind of assholish shot.

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    2. What a fucking idiot.

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  65. Wow, ok I'll say it now. Thought for sure the Sens were going to take this game (even before it started). Thought they'd keep hitting posts and Anderson's chest all night. Then I thought the Sens would score on a lucky bounce in OT. I'm pretty shocked this has worked out this way. Shocked and HAPPY!

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    1. me too O-man. Especially after that terrible PP in OT. Thought it was over for sure. Just thought it would be different outcome. Happy as fuck it wasn't!

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  66. Tied game was lead story, now that they won they haven't updated the story and moved the flames/nucks to the top.

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  67. Will we ever play a game where we are the good guys? STFU HNIC

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  68. Not sure if 29 is wearing his forsaken sweater, but I'm 3-0 in my $30 Chinese knockoff.

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  69. LOVE LOVE LOVE

    How the scoring has been so spread out these games. You never know who's it's going to come from. That's a team with depth.

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  70. Sens aren't known for hitting. They blew themselves out after the first.

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  71. the Maritimer10:23 PM

    I fucking love Dale Weise...in a manly sort of way. What a player. I will never understand how Vancouver ever let him go for essentially a 5th round pick. Money player.

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    1. His coach didn't like him and DGMB (and his development team of pro execs) struck.

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    2. the Maritimer10:31 PM

      I'd have Dale Weise on my team over phatphil any day of the week and twice on Sundays. #22 has more character in his little finger than phatty's entire out of shape carcass. The SFU's would laff at me but they are only leaf fans not hockey fans.

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    3. DGMB said they tried to get him when he was in Chicago.

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  72. stone will have to ice that micro-fracture tonight.

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    1. I'll have to ice my eyes from rolling them so much.

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  73. So Sens\Habs game was the top story as long as the Sens were winning. Bumped down now that MTL won.

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    1. TSN? Haven't been to that site in ages. SN is marginally better and don't moderate comments (which is both good and bad).

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    2. Yep, said that upthread.

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  74. Ok, now have real classes to teach. No more getting away with arts and crafts. Sleep well my pretties!

    GO HABS GO!

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    1. Movies on the smart-board?

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    2. The computer I use to keep one eye on the game is hooked up to the smart board, so no multi media displays on game days. And the field trip is for G4.

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  75. Remember the 10 OT wins in '93? Just sayin'.

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    1. Anonymous10:42 PM

      I was thinking that the other day.

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  76. the Maritimer10:37 PM

    The outright disappointment of the cockroaches in the Montreal win was evident as they showed the Sens fans sitting in disbelief and shedding tears at the end mirroring their feelings.

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  77. Coach Creepy was asked about the penalties, he said the that wasn't why they lost the game. Now, it that was Julien...

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  78. Ok, I'm back. They have some writing to finish up (for real!)

    Apparently MT said the Karlsson hit was legal. I'm thinking he knows there's no way the Swedish Chef gets suspended for an elimination game, might as well show the public you have no problem with it. And then when he's plastered into the boards next game no one can accuse you of retaliation.

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  79. Canadiens are the only team with a 3-0 lead.

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    1. Heck, they were only one of two to go 2-0. But remember, Sens in 6.
      /"experts"

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  80. I'm still confused as to why they even reviewed the winner. Can you review a play that happened way before the goal? Could they have reviewed that crosscheck to the face on PK in the 1st? I've never seen that before.

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    1. I don't think they can, or there is a time limit to do so.

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  81. I kind of really, really, really want the Habs to announce that N8 has a "micro-concussion".

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    1. a lingering DQ brain freeze. Good thing Another Turd got in on the DQ theme with that soft goal in OT.

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  82. And a new tradition was born:

    http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/04/tms-continues-two-day-old-tradition-of.html

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