Apr 26, 2015

Tis but a scratCH ~ Game 6 Preview and Open Thread

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204 comments:

  1. Hey 'turds, I fart in your general direction.

    I'm actually feeling pretty good about tonigth. Whatever, if anything, MT does to change the look of things doesn't matter. He obviously has little bearing on the outcome of this series. It's the players. Whatever role they're given they need to step up, show some emotion, go to the net, change things up, score some fucking goals and win this game. That's all.

    GYMFHG!!!

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  2. As far as the Habs get this playoff series is in spite of MT not because of him. He is a head coach who has been ultimately for a terrible a pp as I can remember all season long. I swear that if I see one more Hab shot the puck into the corner instead of at the net I will scream! That's all I am going to say on the negative from here on in. Just fucking win!

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  3. Btw Moeman, great choice of a song today. Mrs K3x and I had this as our last song at our wedding almost 21 years ago...hasn't hurt us in he slightest! GYFHG!

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    1. There we have it, a huge positive to carry through the game. Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs.K3X.

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  4. Nice one moe. My Dad basically speaks in Monty Python quotes (much as I do with Simpsons quotes), which I didn't understand until I got a bit older and watched the show and movies with him. Always look on the bright side of life!

    I'm sure you guys know, but note the start time tonight is 6pm instead of 7pm because the NHL is stupid. I have to wake up even earlier, but it means I should be able to watch the entire game before I have to earn some more bacon (ate it all this weekend).

    GO HABS GO!

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  5. the Maritimer9:30 AM

    Good Morning bitCHes!

    When I watCH tonight it will be with the sound turned off. I cannot and will not listen to anymore cbc/sn bullshit about how fucking great Stone and Karlsson are. They can blow it out their asses like that picture above.

    Go Habs!

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  6. the Maritimer9:32 AM

    BTW, watched Interstellar last night, good movie. I now have a working knowledge of the theory of relativity.

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    1. Interstellar do not get me started. Best movie of the decade for people who care.

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  7. #Habs Therrien says Weise should be available to play tonight but won't reveal who'll sit to accommodate Parenteau's return.

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  8. "He also agitated the agitator, poking forward Brandon Prust in the ribs in front of his net, which led to an altercation.

    Canadiens coach Michel Therrien thinks Anderson messed with the wrong guy and that the team needs to focus on getting the puck by the goalie, not the head games the netminder is trying to play.

    "We have to make life much more difficult for Anderson, he's having an exceptional playoffs, have to give him a lot of credit," Therrien said. "But in the case of Anderson on (Friday) is that he speared the wrong guy in the ribs. He's a goalie that uses his stick a lot to hit guys in front of the net, but it just so happened that when he hit (Prust), he didn't choose the right guy."

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  9. the Maritimer1:06 PM

    Everybody got enough booze on hand to make it through the evening?

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    1. Sticking with Negronis.

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    2. there is not enough booze in Quebec to get me through if/when we lose tonight

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    3. I always do IV because there is the biggest bang for the buck and the MAN never counted on this shortcut.

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  10. Steven Stamkos after Game 5 shutout loss: 'Nothing is going right, right now'
    The Tampa Bay Lightning superstar's scoreless streak continued during Saturday's Game 5 shutout loss to the Detroit Red Wings, extending to six games (including the regular season) and eight playoff games dating back to last year.
    "Nothing is going right, right now," Stamkos told reporters after the loss. "As long as I continue to compete, hopefully (things) change. It (stinks) to be going through something like this at this time of year when your team needs you. Hopefully I can come through."

    Rangers are having the same problem, yet the haters out there will only state the Habs can't score, fuck 'em all.

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    1. Some snet mediot mentioned that Tampa's losing might give Stamkos thoughts of leaving there sooner than later to then end up at the CotU.

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    2. Of course, they no longer have the draft lottery to hang onto.

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  11. I'm still really disappointed with them. Even if they win tonight, pfft. The bloom is off the rose. Not like me cos I'm usually glass half full. I really don't give a rat's ass about what they did in the regular season, it's now that really matters. And that goes for Carey as well. *slithers off sulking*

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    1. Just blame it all on MT2, that's what I'm doing. Makes me feel better

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    2. I am not Flip most of the time. But Flip Forseburg is making gCHuck look like a rookie. They both are not fully grown I admit.

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  12. FOR THE LOVE GOD WIN

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  13. Have I ever mentioned I feel like a caged animail, and when I see a goverment add on TV I scream "get your hands off me you damm dirty ape" Thats how I feel about tonite, we went swimmng and the Senators stole all our clothes.

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  14. CHins up, FHFers, our team needs are support and I'm sure they reach down into their hearts and take this one.

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    1. Juce speaks the truth. I hate to mention Gallopgi but there was an anviversay. Those guys played hard and lost. but could never be considered losers. I hope tonite our team has the same altitude.

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  15. Excellent documentary; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim's_Vermeer

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  16. I have a case of old speckled hen lined up for tonight. It's going to be rocking! Go Habs go!

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  17. I've become disillusioned with the kitten power. I don't believe Luna is focused on the task at hand.

    Ghosts help us.

    We have assembled inside,
    This ancient and insane theater
    To propagate our lust for life,
    And flee the swarming wisdom of the streets.
    - Jim Morrison

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    1. I just hope we win the cup one more time before the shithouse blows!

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  18. DOOM AND GLOOM IS FOR SUCKERS. I SAY FUCK 'EM!!!! THE SENS DIE IN OTTAWA TONIGHT!!!!

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  19. "Personally, I think the series is ours to lose right now. We're feeling really good," Senators defenseman Eric Gryba said Saturday. "I know they're feeling the pressure right now. We've played some good hockey and the series could be different right now. It could be 3-2 us right now. Us winning these two games and coming home now, I'm sure they're feeling it a little bit."

    FUCK 'EM!!!!

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    1. double and triple fuck them San Fran Ottawa valley cocksuckers! NTTIAWWT in the bedroom.

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  20. I made Porchetta for the first time. Panini'd Porchetta sammiCH with roasted red peppers, roasted tomatoes, roasted onions (what!? the oven was hot!) mozza, arugula, olive tapenade.

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    1. PorCHetta was layered/rolled in a roasted garlic+herb paste. Dry herbs work great mixed with olive oil. Sip!

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  21. What you need to know. Do you remember the Matrix. Was that not the most illumitating discussion of existance in your life?
    The brothers and now I understand it brothers and sisters Wachoski have been puttin out some out there stuff. Like Cloud Atlas. I just saw <a href=">Jupiter Ascending.</a> Amongst its faults it made the female lead look like a Kardashian was a step up. Still it was a story right out of the Heilien Universe. This is our current editon of the Club du Montreal. All the peices in place but no Kapellmeister.

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    1. http://suspendeddisbeliefsteve.blogspot.ca/2015/04/jupiter-ascending.html

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  22. Don't forget 6 PM start time kids! Almost there!

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    1. oh man I never knew it

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  23. Not to mention the 6 PM start time really screws up dinner prep. For now I'm just drinking. Centennial rye on the rocks

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  24. This is like the last episode of Vikings starting at an hour you did not expect. No spoilers but I expect those that thought the Habs were dead in the coffin are in for a surprise.

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    1. VIKINGS SPOILERS

      I kind of knew he wasn't dead. They almost had me fooled with the Legartha et al speeches to the coffin, but I knew something had to be amiss. Meanwhile each of the 3 speeches / goodbyes (Floki, Lagartha, Rollo) were awesome. Loved Rollo's ancient French-speaking (Fancian?) at the end. God that French king is pathetic

      Look forward to next year

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  25. I belive we are going to fuck up some turds tonite, I googled that, the results frankly were not pleasing. This is as close as I got to something I could feel.Like feel me, that rap man.
    I was once at a 7/11 and a man said to me direclty "be ahead" I was so confused until I thought about it. It meant do not do something in the past you will regret later. In this case is was get out of that 7/11 because you do not want to be there later.

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  26. Listening to TSN 690. "Beautiful Kanata Ontario" is the funniest thing you have ever said, Connor McKenna

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    1. Strip malls (with no strippers), tech boom/bust buildings, oversized homes and corn fields.

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  27. I think I smell of elderberries

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    1. Did you fart (in the direction of beautiful Kanata)?

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  28. I am feeling realy great about tonite and that is the zero alcool wine and beer talking. Yes when you do it in an IV you get a buzz but its not judgment changing.

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  29. PleXXXe+PatCHes+kidG line.

    No Flynn.

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  30. tva is horrendous. Amateur hour with a side of bergy bile.

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  31. 4-1 MIN, St. Loo is out.

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  32. Any home improvement shows on tonight? Just askin'.

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    1. Not sure but Kirk Muller is now available to help improve the Habs PP (his Blues just got the boot). Is there a league rule that does not permit hiring coaches during the playoffs?

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  33. GO HABS GO!!!!

    Blues about to go out again.

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  34. Holy shit, that opening was so pro-Senators even Jack Edwards called it too homer-ish.

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  35. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  36. I'm actually feeling sort of positive. Don't worry, I'm sure it'll go up in flames by the time DDD is double shifted on the PP.

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  37. Wearing my new beaded CH earrings.
    GYMFHG!

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    1. burned my big TiTs shirt wearing Jaro2.0 blue version. I only buy the t shirts on sale.

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  38. Chris FUCKING Lee tonight!

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    1. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  39. WTF is with this 6PM start?! Even the TSN app has it as a 7:05 game.

    Now I've gotta watch with my hair wet! This better be worth it.

    GYFHG!!!

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  40. GYFHG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  41. chrisfuckinglee

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  42. Just to save your people some time because I know you do not have enough
    http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/nhl/hockey-night-in-canada-senators-vs-canadiens-1.3033714
    cbc giving it up for Canada Wow

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  43. DDD robs gCHuk oD scoring chance

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  44. Why am I not surprised the diver draws a penalty?

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  45. All this talk of Anderson this, confidence that is making me sick.

    We've got the best goalie in the world in nets FFS!

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  46. Hopefully this won't kill their momentum!

    Thank goodness it was Karlsson out there!

    Calm down CBC.

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  47. So far looks like the exact same strategy as last game, weak shots from the perimeter with no one in front.

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  48. Two hand slash by ryan. Zip.

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  49. Not sure what he's complaining sbout? That is how the Sens play the entire game, clutch and grab, and they are never called on it.

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  50. Is it just me, or are there lots of punchable faces on the Sens?

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  51. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  52. KidG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  53. kidg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  54. Sink these suckers!!!

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  55. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  56. Kid G start singing mother fuckers

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  57. What a rush by Lego. Better bench him. Right MT?

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  58. This 51-22-whoever line has been terrible.

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  59. Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's TFS.

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  60. Crash their fucking net!

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  61. now that we are in the Chocula like shell purity control dicates that the IV change to 5.5% purity control. Results are always unpredicable

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  62. Eventually MacArthur has to be called for diving. It's getting embarrassing.

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  63. 'ottawa better have a bounce bak period' heely

    Why even say that?

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  64. Well that was a pretty decent period...mostly. And nice effort by KidG. DSP is working hard out there too!! Go Habs Go!! I can only comment in between periods as we are wifi challenged tonight with everyone trying to do homework and whatever else...apparently I am fucking up their work processes with the streaming. I told them to blame it on TVA,,,

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  65. I love when Anderson fell flat on his face out of the net, too bad they didn't take advantage of it.

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  66. I am liking the traffic in front of Anderson so far tonight. Habs need to keep that up!!

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  67. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  68. Beauty wrist shake by kidG!

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    1. Cheeky according to romanfuk

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  69. Had a quick shower and got dressed for work, so I missed most of the intermission. What I did hear went something like this:

    Ottawa Ottawa Senators Ottawa Senators Ottawa Ottawa Sens Sens Sens.

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    1. GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO! GO HABS GO!

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    2. WAIT, that wasn't heard in the intermission...

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  70. the Maritimer7:14 PM

    I always liked Mike McPhee.

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    1. Had some mustache game.

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  71. I really like the look of this circular firing squad with TFS in the middle defensive shell we got going.

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  72. Just saw about 5 interference plays by the Sens. Apparently they're only called on the Habs.

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  73. uh oh whistle controversy. we'll never hear the end of it

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    1. No matter what happens, this will be billed the greatest injustice since Stone's whole arm was cut off at center ice as all the Canadiens cheered and feasted on his blood.

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  74. Wonder where this outrage has been on those quick whistles every time the puck is near Anderson.

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  75. Wait for a penalty on the Habs.

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  76. How many goals did the Habs have called off this year? Eat it.

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  77. Unamioums its the wrong call. Fuck you but as I said above we can not stall for the rest of the game

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  78. snet seriously sucking sens. STFU SFU.

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  79. In any event, PK and Vodkov have been terrible.

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  80. So in the intermission, did coach say defend defend defend? 9-1 shots this period

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  81. Oh my god, take the Senator dick out of your mouth, CBC.

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    1. the Maritimer7:31 PM

      Mute button works wonders.

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  82. Heh, it was chrisfuckinglee with the quick whistle. Karma indeed.

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  83. Good news is we haven't had to suffer through a Habs PP yet.

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  84. CHip slammed in the back, zip.

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  85. Good pressure on the Sens, had 'em penned in.
    GYMFHG!

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  86. Quick whistle, yes, Goal NO, not after the whistle is blown, you idiot sens fans.

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  87. I'm almost tempted to suggest the 'C' should go to kidG.

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  88. snet wants kidG penalized. STFU SFU.

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  89. oh give me a break

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  90. Jesus Price, Plecks, you're not going to get a better chance than that.

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  91. Feels like a game 7 to me. Eek.

    The thought of protecting this 1-0 lead for another period is giving me an ulcer.

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  92. Out it came says the LINESMAN!

    Uh, and physics. It was like a foot outside the zone.

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  93. Sucking Karlson's dick about keeping the puck in the zone when the video clearly shows it go out.

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  94. we are likely to win this game, but lose the war. You can not win by not scoring

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  95. Orangeman, you comment on the exact idiot things I see and hear, so I needn't do so. Of course, when it's a bunch of turd sucking shitheads calling the game, it's not hard to regularly see/hear idiotic things.

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    1. It just calms my nerves.

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  96. Can't wait to hear about what the Sens need to do to win!

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    1. According to the snet geniuses 'chris lee owes them one'.

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  97. That was not such a good period - good Chocula like hockey - but that is n ot good hockey...and how many times did the Habs circle the turds net with nary a shot being taken...Chrisfuckinglee giveth and he taketh away at the same time. HANG IN THERE BOYS>>>HANG THE FUCK ON! Go Habs GO!!

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  98. snet seriously sucking sens. STFU SFU.

    'chris lee owes them one'.

    Wow.

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    1. What bothers me is it's clear they've given them carte blanche and will skew all the calls their way to make it up, but they will never talk about that. It'll just be about that one call. And it was a bad call, I get it. But it goes both ways.

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  99. Ha ha ha (the entire gang). STFU SFU.

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  100. You kids now know why I call him hahahrudey. Piece of shit is still not over 1993.

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  101. Heh, fried man says the sens have another level.

    Apart from laughing at the stick in kidG's skate, zero mention of the Habs.

    I'm going to suggest their is some AnglOntario hate on for anything Montreal.

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  102. Wrists of Stone8:02 PM

    Well that was a limp period.

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  103. Anderson is such a great goalie, stopped 100% of those second period shots.

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    1. Yes, he was thrice awesome! Amazing.

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  104. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  105. More sens sucking.

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  106. Listening to the turd fans at the game, it sounds like the turds should have had about 14 PP by now. I know all fans overreaact, including Bell Centre fans, but it's not a penalty every time a Hab touches a turd. Wait that sounds wrong...it should be a penalty. Or something.

    Heh, who's Mr Hanky? Cameron?

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  107. the Maritimer8:10 PM

    I'm telling you guys it is much better to watch this with the sound muted. I can't hear any stupid comments or turd blowing. I'm so calm. It is nice to read about all that shit though so please continue!

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      Condescending fuk.

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  108. SO MUCH Sens dick sucking. yeesh

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  109. It's like they're all competing to see who can pump up the Sens the most.

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  110. TFS™ stones him

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  111. Zero neutral zone effort. Come on.

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  112. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT

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  113. CASH IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

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  114. DDD out to take the PP draw. I give up.

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  115. cant even get a shot on net ffs

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  116. Coach won't change, the players won't change. No one willing to lead on this team.

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  117. WTF, just shoot FFS!

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  118. WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT BACK!@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  119. romanfuk is seriously fucked in the head, he wanted kidG slaughtered there.

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  120. nice forearm to the head. but it's "playoff hockey"

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  121. YOU HAD AN EMPTY NET YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

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  122. heh, sens lose the face-off but great effort. WTF?

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  123. I appreciate my liver, so won't partake, but a good drinking game would be everytime you hear "and he shoots it wide" when talking about the Habs, take a shot. But don't put it wide.

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  124. I sure hope regular season Vodkov shows up for the 2nd round. I can't remember a worse stretch of games for him.

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  125. One of the things, over many decades, I've had fun noticing is brain-dead fans like leaf (and now sens) going nuts as their team has the puck at centre ice. Only to be deflated.

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  126. the Maritimer8:32 PM

    That POS Pageau is one of the 14 I'd like to punch in the face. How'd you like that cheapshot Cameron you fucking hypochrite?

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  127. Oh, oh, all those missed chances are worrying the SFU.

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  128. so much Karlsson dick sucking

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  129. My assessment is that Erik Karlsson must have a small dick, because I can clearly undersand Romansuck speak while has Karlsson's junk in his mouth. Or Romansuk is a fantastic ventriloquist.

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  130. http://fourhockeyfans.blogspot.ca/2015/04/boys-and-girls-we-have-ice-cream.html

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