Apr 15, 2015

TMS Presents 25 bullet points why the Habs will win the Stanley Cup for your Sens Game 1 Preview and Open Thread

Well this is is it. The Stanley Cup playoffs. The greatest 2 months in sports. The time where anything is fucking possible. ANYTHING. Like a 25th Stanley Cup. I think we can all agree that no one is more of a pessimist when it comes to this team than yours truly. Well maybe HF29 is worse. Either of those guys might tell you on any given day that the Habs can't score, MT2.0 is terrible and can't coaCH sip (we're not alone there), DDD is a fucking joke as a #1 centre, the defense is full of holes in their own zone, the PP is the worst in Habs history, their Corsi whatever that is is puke-inducing, etc., etc. Meh.

BUT - here are some facts. Well, two facts. One - the Habs were the second best team in the NHL this year. Well, if you measure "best" by points. You know, like the standings do. Two - we are so low down on the list of Stanley Cup favourites among the "experts" that once again, we are being completely overlooked. The second best team in the league is being completely overlooked. That's a joke. That's why my pessimism has dissolved into a case of fuck-the-world-ism, and why I know that the Habs will raise Lord Stanley's chalice. Here's 25 reasons why:
  • TFS. Duh;
  • The CotU Mediots say it won't happen. When were they ever right about anything? 
  • Ghosts. The Habs wing in heaven now boasts the full Punch Line and  the classiest gentleman to ever don a uniform in any sport ever. Karma, destiny. These ghosts shall guide us;
  • The Sens have to come back to Earth sooner or later. Might as well be now;
  • Then the Habs have to beat the Bolts sooner or later. Might as well be now;
  • Then the Habs will be motivated to take revenge on the Rangers from last year;
  • Then the Habs will meet the winner of the Western Conference, who will have spent the previous 6 weeks in a gladiatorial fight to the death in the West and will be exhausted. Easy pickings! Voilà, 25th Stanley Cup;
  • Speaking of the West, did you know the Habs had more points in the regular season than any team in the all-powerful all-glorious West? Exactly. Easy pickings;
  • So I was walking down the usual parade route just yesterday. It was clean and tidy following a very rare City of Montreal clean-up. The concrete spoke to me. It said "Hey Allen 29 TMS, wassup? I need beer spilled on me in celebration; I feel too clean and I need to be dirty. Dirty like that SuperSexe sign over there. Your positive vibes will make that happen. I guarantee it." Sorry I sort of made that up. Everyone knows the Ste. Catherine Street concrete speaks French;
  • CHarger sip regularly has sex with the hottest of the Hockey Wives, Maripier Morin. He will be both very relaxed and energized, and will dominate like that kind of player does in the playoffs. Oh, and don't forget to read all about Hockey Wives and Maripier at this excellent blog!
  • Dave Satriano of NHL.com picked the Habs to win the Cup, the only expert on there who did. I have no idea who Dave Satriano is. Frankly, that name sounds made up. But he's obviously right;
  • "The FranCHise Saviour" sip vs. "The Hamburglar". Which nickname would you pick in a seven-game series? 
  • Then it's TFS vs. Ben Bishop. 1.96 GAA vs. 2.32. Math, bitCHes sip;
  • Then it's TFS vs. a recently wounded King Henrik or an untested Cam Talbot. Meh;
  • Then it's TFS against someone useless, as Pekka Rinne and NSH will be long gone by then. Elliott? Corey Crawford? Meh. Dubnyk? Untested. Easy pickings! Voilà, 25th Stanley Cup;
  • PatCHes sip will be healthy sooner or later, and he's gonna be pissed;
  • Holy shit do we have a lot of decent to excellent defencemen! PFK, Vodkov, N8, Dish, Gilbert coming back, not to mention a future hall of famer just sitting in the press box waiting for his turn;
  • Grit, motherfuckers! Those trade deadline deals for grit are bound to pay off sooner or later. Might as well be now. In DGMB we trust;
  • Our good young forwards (KidG, LEGO, gCHuk sip) now have a long run of playoff experience under their belts and know what it takes;
  • MT2.0's system is a nightmare to watCH sip and boring as fuck. But it is made for the playoffs;
  • Arpon Basu said all of this better than me. I went to high school and was friends with Arpon Basu's brother. True story. So he must be right;
  • I'm high;
  • Conventional wisdom says the Habs rely too much on TFS. Conventional wisdom also said before the start of the season there would be a Kings-Bs final. Conventional wisdom can suck my dick;
  • Did I mention TFS?
  • juce's positivity is bound to pay off sooner or later. Might as well be now. GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!
7 PM, Bell Centre, CBC TVA, yada yada. Dare to Dream On. Carpe diem. Seize the day boys.
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210 comments:

  1. Screw Christmas!

    IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

    I don't know how I'll sleep tonight, I'm already FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!

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  2. It might have been mentioned on the other post, but the Sens are only letting people in the Capital region buy playoff tickets to ward off their barn becoming flooded with Hab fans (again). EOTP mocked them, and the Sens page response was that they're not the only team to do it. Which of course led to, "I'm glad you're finally accepting the fact that your organization is more like Tampa and Florida than any of the other Canadian teams!"

    BURN!

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  3. Excellent TMS!

    Reason #26: I am always wrong about everything hockey related (and if you ask my friends, everything in general). Prove me wrong MT, DDD, trade deadline aquisitions et al. PROVE ME WRONG!

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  4. Well done 29! Love the HW blog too! But firstly, I wanna fucking scream! I'm going out to dinner tonight to a place that I had to reserve two months ago. Seriously. Fuck, fuck and FUCK! Maybe they have wifi?




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  5. Reason #27, 29!

    GYFHG!!!!

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  6. the Maritimer7:40 AM

    Nice The Morning Skate HF29! I am fucking nervous! I may have to drink on a Wednesday night for fucks sake.

    Did I mention I was nervous?

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  7. the Maritimer7:50 AM

    WOW!!!!! That video made me tear up! GO HABS GO WIN IT FOR #4 AND THE REST OF THE GREATS!!!!!

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    1. I have watched the video at least 10 times. Thx to Matt P for putting it in the comments yesterday

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  8. Reason #28 Ginette Reno singing ♪♫ Oh Canada ♪♫


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  9. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  10. Awesome preview, 29.

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  11. Reason #29 TFS.

    http://www.cbc.ca/player/News/TV%20Shows/The%20National/ID/2663874034/

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  12. Peter Chiarelli is history.

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  13. PatCHes will not play tonight.

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  14. Chester11:29 AM

    Chiarelli will be a perfect fit for the GM's job in the armpit.
    He can spend his days as Shanaban's bitch.
    Prob a familiar scenario for him.
    I can't believe it's tomorrow.
    I might have to take one of Mrs Chester's blood pressure pills.
    Go Habs

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  15. Wow! Just fucking WoW! Great TMS - I do miss them from time to time - so a great place for a comeback. Shame I have to wait until midnight to get this fucker started but I will wait! I've waited this long, what's another few hours!!

    Go Habs Go!!

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    1. the Maritimer1:15 PM

      @K3X, take a pre-game nap.

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  16. First day of playoffs should be a national holiday (outside of the armpit)! Who can be productive on a day like this!?
    Add to the fact my office pool draft is immediately after work, and the focus is pretty much nil regarding work. I've got Habs/Caps and Ducks/Preds (I may change this to Blues) for determining my pool picks. But who knows the way things go, I'll probably end up picking last and end up going with the Wings or Isles and Flames and Jets...

    Tremendous TMS 29! That video, just WOW. I've got chills. I cannot fucking WAIT! Oooooohhhhhhhmmmmm. OK gotta try to get some work done. Later...I may be too focused on the game to come here.

    Habs in 5.

    3 of 10 SN "experts" picked the Habs over the Sens. Engles was one so he doesn't really count. Shockingly Cox and Stellick were the others. Engles and Stellick have the Habs losing in the final. I have them beating the Preds (or Blues - I haven't decided).

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  17. BTW, that picture of Elmer hugging the cup, with his face battered, but looking so happy and content just says it all. Les boys oughta look at that and need no further inspiration.

    Go Habs Go!

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  18. "All Starfleet captains love the Canadiens"
    https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner

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  19. I echo the chamber 29, Fucking excellent inspirational writing about the future. You are the opposite of Ray Bradbury.(google it you lousy kids) I have a few thoughts okay a couple of hundred but I have narrowed it down to ten reasons not mentioned so far why we will win the cup. If there are any repeats of what has already been written keep in mind 10 is my magic number, I can keep ten math things in a row, so if number 11 is above.

    1)No kids of league officials playing this year
    2)I will be jamming cell phones in every rink, no Buttman calls
    3)Ottawa is lead by a Stoner and a Hamburgler, In the second game between the second and the third, Stone is going to get the munchies and eat the hambrugler. His pot induced parionia will convince him to do it before DISP does.
    4) French people are good looking. Bishop will not be able to resist French little boys.He will not be arrested but moved to another parish in the KHL.
    5)Ottawa is a Cinderellla team, "Come on cinderella, blow me fella, we can get it on with a one eyed spitting whale" words of reality written by Jacob Dlyan with one headlight. Cinderella is a fariy tale, not a suger plum failry who reallly existed. There is no GOD but hockey, there is no fan who is a truer believer than one who worships the blanc, rouge bleu. God teases us but if you look at history we should have more faith in him/her or whatever than any other God. Our God delivers in modern times. Its documented and written on the fucking Sterlling Silver Stanley Cup 24 times without dispute. No other religion has words carved into an element with such great provenence.
    6) Our team which may have had in recent history the bad TiTs of blue in white disease has been vaccinated with not a trace of autism amognst the player, jury is still out on the coach.(I am so Aspergers, so like a Jew I can make holucust jokes, whats German and seats six, the new microwave, whats American(Dig Ref Bitches) and fits the whole planet, the apocoplyse). There is no trace of blue and white disease on our team. Even PFK who grew up in Toronto was vaccinated at an early age by his father, thank you Karl.
    7)Lego is the perfect toy, its Danish. Rangar Lothbrooke was the Steve Jobs of early medieval times, he was Danish.
    8)Toker drives TFS to every game, and his car is an Audi. Audi's are known to be airtight, and Toker is the master of the hotbox.
    9)Otttaw is called the Senators, maybe the Phuctards should change their name to the Daumers, and the leaf to the bernardos/harpers/general serieal killers?, they choose a name that makes people sick
    10)DGMB could have been Elvis Costello or a member of Devo. They call him the mayor of the NHL. So its a battle between the MAN (comcast, rodgers and other assholes who own hockey teams) and a science guy. Its GMO vs natural selection. Its Kodi vs cable. Its agent orange vs Vietnamm. We do not know the final outcome of the first two, but the third is history beyond dispute,.
    Go You Fucking Habs Go
    despite the fact I am emotional
    detached:) break that little girl

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    1. the Maritimer4:27 PM

      I love Kodi, my neighbor has it.

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    2. I hope your neighbour has Sports Devil. It will be interesting to see tonite who has the most golden stream. The private sector or the pirates. We are all Somalians now. I would have killed Tom Hanks to save his reputation from making that movie.

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  20. Montreal Canadiens recalled goaltender Joey MacDonald from Hamilton earlier today. He will serve as 3rd goaltender for team practices.

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  21. "It's doable"
    TFS says so. So let it be written, So let it be done.

    GOOOOOOOO HABS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Because I was at work all day I have only now watched the playoff video...OH MY FUCKING GOD! It gave me goose pimples and a lump in my throat. Gonna watch it again and again...AMAZING!

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  23. Dont let it show.. If questioned just say you have never seen him hurt a child. Yep I am feeling like an Indonesian principal tonite. What I have learned is never use the phrase little girl unless you are one.

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  24. tsn are such SFU, their main story followed immediately with their sub-stories


    Bruins fire GM Chiarelli

    Leafs Lunch: Would Chiarelli be a good fit in Toronto?
    Dreger: Chiarelli should be on Shanahan's radar

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    1. All the hockey Gods fired within 24 hours and yet we are still underdogs

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  25. CHeck out this baby.
    https://twitter.com/HunterZThompson/status/588409958758273024

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  26. I hear Melnick say that Cameron grew up hating the Canadiens.
    There you go boys, hang it in the locker room.
    GYMFHG!!

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  27. I went to sit in the Old Forum seats for luck!

    https://twitter.com/almendelsohn/status/588434116477063169

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    1. the Maritimer4:31 PM

      We'll take any advantage we can.

      I hope the recent angels added to Habs heaven are hovering in the rafters of the Bell Centre tonight.

      Go Habs Go!!!

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  28. Was 2 PM too early to start drinking? Too late!

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    1. p.s. Canadian Club of course

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    2. Mr Molson's last name aside, why do the Habs not sell thier own beer instead of the witch piss mix of Coors and Canadien?

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  29. You may have noticed if I was PFK listening to the anthems I would have hit concrete before the second line.

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  30. Phew, Flames / Canucks got Chris Lee.

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  31. https://instagram.com/p/1gmf9-sze3/

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  32. I CAN'T WAIT ANY MORE DROP THE FUCKING PUCK

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    1. the Maritimer5:35 PM

      I'm getting ready to crack open the Johnny Walker Red. No more NAFTA's for me, the Mexicans stole the Toyota Corolla out from under Harper's nose.

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  33. I'm with K3X, that video has got me pumped! 90 more interminable minutes.

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    1. I just watched sip it for the 15th time I think. It's amazing.

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    2. I also watCHed Rock the Sweater, gets me every time.

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  34. Ribs and mojitos.

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    1. Italian sausage sub.

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    2. the Maritimer5:54 PM

      Smoked salmon, baked potato, broccoli. See above for liquor choice.

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    3. Sweet & sour CHicken stir fry over white rice. SiP!

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    4. Don't forget the sriraCHa! SiP!

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    5. I needed something to mop up the 2-6 PM booze so whipped up my "homemade" poutine with all prepared ingredients. though i fancied it up with some grilled onions and peppers!

      moved to some l'AlCHmiste sip Joliette Bock. double Québecois

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    6. Did a bbq after work with some beers - pacing myself but about to go old fashioned in time for puck drop. Go Habs go!

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  35. Looking forward to Ginette Reno singing ♪♫ Oh Canada ♪♫ GHG!!!

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  36. IM SO FUCKING PUMPED!!!

    GYFHG!!!

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  37. "I'm really excited for it," said de la Rose. "I'm still going to play the same type of hockey as I did in the regular season. I'm not going to change anything."
    "His parents are going to be there this weekend, so it's going to be pretty emotional for him," said Therrien. "For a young kid like that, the only advice I told him was that he's played big games in the past and it's not going to be any different.
    "The pace may be a little quicker, but one thing he's got on his side is speed so he'll be all right. He's got to enjoy the challenge. I gave him my support because we like the player — the way he thinks the game, his speed."

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  38. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE DROP THE PUCK

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    1. CHompin'' at the bit here. Sip!

      On my 3rd mojito ...

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    2. the Maritimer6:30 PM

      More booze.

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  39. the Maritimer6:35 PM

    Just a heads up, I'm not going to cheer with you guys as blogger is asking me to do weird things before I can post, like identify some fucking pictures...seriously??? I will be cheering though and drinking Johnny Walker Red, maybe straight up with ice or a little 7Up mix. I will be following along though as I watCH sip! the game. I expect the cockroaches to be in full 'Turds regalia trashing the Habs. Keep'em honest moe!

    GO YOU FUCKING HABS GO!!!!!!

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    1. srsly re Blogger? I am sure we can fix that

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    2. I just CHecked sip the Blogger comment settings that shouldn't happen

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    3. No changes were made. Try logging out and back in the M.

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    4. Oops, forgot a sip!

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    5. the Maritimer6:51 PM

      Well, it's back to asking me to prove I'm not a robot by typing in a 5 letter combo.

      Maybe I need to sign up and create an identity on Blogger. I can never post on J.T.'s site.

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    6. Do that the M.

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    7. Sign in with any Google account

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    8. if you have a gmail acount, use thta, what i do.

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  40. My playoff beard itCHes. Sip!

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  41. Made it home from the pub/pool. Got a nice buzz going. Picked up kidG, gCHuk and Vodkov from the Habs. Also got Ovechkin/Backstrom along with a couple more Caps. And Blues/Ducks from the west. Who fucking knows?

    Come ON! STAART THIS MUTHA ALREADY!!!!

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  42. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  43. Another reason: in the words of TFS, "it's doable."

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    1. ... ain't he the best.

      Sens coach jokingly said he hated the Habs growing up. Did the SFU ask him if he was a leaf fan?

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  44. The BEFW comment never gets old.
    Cameron's no better. Cameron is Gealic for crooked nose. Pff.

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    1. Imagine if the leaf hires him.

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  45. Here we go kids!

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  46. DROP THE FUCKING PUCK!!!!

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    1. Mike! your staCHe sip is looking good!

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    2. Thanks!! Pomade!!

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  47. oh no fucking Kyprieos!!!

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  48. uh oh I may cry now

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  49. How fucking perfect!

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  50. "c'est de jouer ensemble"

    fuckin' A Le Gros Bill

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  51. OMG that was just outstanding. not overblown just right

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  52. long time lurker jumping in the mix tonight... watching on cbc... 13 beer in the fridge.... GO HABS GO!!!!

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    1. 13 beers you fit right in

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  53. #35 is in the FHF House! Probably check in at intemission. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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  54. this is classy

    RIP Coach Reeds

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  55. whoa!!

    mike mcphee is in the house!

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  56. Woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gonette Reno

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  57. OMG! CBC is streaming a Habs Game!!

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  58. I like Ginnettes remix on the "god keep our land" line

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  59. No cold, no huge son.

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  60. WAIT, Romanuk! Not Bob Cold! SWEEEET! Later

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  61. Shut up Paul Romaniuk

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  62. Toker gets 2 taps from the lady in red, they're all set.

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  63. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  64. HOCKEY WOOOOOOOOOO

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  65. THEY DROPPED THE PUCK!!!! YESSSSSSS

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  66. omg!!

    we get paul romaniuk!!

    yessssssssssss! destiny is on our side my brothers!

    gary green must be dusting off the tsnbcbctvsportsnet turning point for round 2

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  67. don't mind pominuck and johnson.... but WHY HEALY???

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  68. I heard #65 said they have the best goalie in the league. WE HAVE THE BEST GOALIE IN THE WORLD.

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  69. throwing bodies around. excellent

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  70. wow is this a habs first period???

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  71. great pace

    / deep breath

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  72. Boys looking good.
    GYMFHG!

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  73. Good start to this game...

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  74. Decided to watch live. Thought with a 7pm start time I could cheat a little and come in 20 minutes later, but apparently the playoff pregame is shorter than the regular season pregame. Sees high paced anyway.

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  75. Habs didn't have a 4th line a year ago?

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  76. Nice whining karlsson

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  77. gImme a break

    KILL IT

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  78. Nice whining, again karlsson'

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  79. Of course Gally justifies it.

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  80. DSP's in beats mode.

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  81. That was obviously a handpass and the crooked ref right there tried to let it go, but the other guy called it. Karlsson whines more.

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  82. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  83. Nice kill. Great pace. DSP looking good!

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  84. So when's the wedding between you and Hammond, HNIC?

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  85. First time someone calls a puck an eel

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  86. ok Vodkov that's your pass. GET ER BACK BOYS!!!

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  87. They were on fire, that won't happen again. Go get 'em boys!!!!

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  88. GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!

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  89. SN looking for phantom calls against the Habs as usual.

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  90. GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!! GO HABS GO!!!

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  91. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  92. Is SN aware that there is another team besides the Sens on the ice?

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  93. oh how i've learned to hate the sens

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  94. oh now the goal is PFKs fault

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  95. incidental contact - fuck you refs.

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  96. oooooooooooh, the goal is PK's fault. Thanks for clearing that up, Gally. Everything is PK's fault.

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    2. Whatever. One of the same. I don't really have consistent sound.

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  97. No penalty? OK, I'll take it.

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  98. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  99. KidG wouldn't get a call if he was killed on the ice

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  100. Excellent period!

    But for one weird stick play

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  101. They keep stroking the Sens' first line (I guess because they don't have any other lines), but if you check the stats MTL's first line is much better even without Patches. And then you have Patches. BUt whatever, Stone is apparently the next Teemu or whatever.

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  102. What a good period...fluke goal but a good game so far. I am concerned that the Habs don't seem to be winning many face offs so far...that is a big worry...where's Manny!

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    1. face offs 13-10 sens.

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  103. Love the DISP game so far!

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  104. great period. weird goals happen. aside from that everyone looked pretty sharp.

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  105. Crotch will talke about Tranna and Boston

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  106. oh here comes the sense love fest

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  107. the Maritimer7:57 PM

    Well that was...interesting.

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  108. They're turn it around.

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  109. anybody kinda find it weird DiSP wears guy's no, n8 wears eric's no, mitchell wears john's no, gCHuck wears shayne's/mathieu's no, kidG wears cpt kirk's/mexican't no, CHarger wears mark's no, and CHip wears benoit's no, pa wears bobby's no?

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  110. ey cherry.... LEAFS FANS AIN'T WATCHING THIS GAME!! FRIG OFF!!

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  111. the Maritimer8:02 PM

    Dear Habs,

    Please score a goal before the night is over or we will have Hammond shoved down our collective throats for the next 48 hours.

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  112. Emelin leading everyone in ice time. Gilbert 2nd with a minute less. More than a minute less than him is Plecky in 3rd. I'm going to guess (hope?) that MT is just saving the good players for later in the game.

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    1. Maybe because they were penned in for a while there?

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  113. I'm with whoever mentioned it...PK should have been harder on that puck. One hand on the stick didn't work out this time. But in the end, Vodkov...

    BTW moe, I've figured out sometime back that for O-man, gally = random colour commentator...and that's perfectly fine, cuz like he said it doesn't matter who it is.

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  114. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  115. did he just say Gally was "waterbug like"?

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    1. yes. hell of an analogy

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  116. (Y)E looking good sans helmet!

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  117. im at a loss for words brothers...

    bonafide goal scoring chances = 1-1 in my opinon
    (breakaway vs knuckleball off post).

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    1. this game is even 100%. one fluke...

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  118. GO GO GO GO GO!!!

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  119. the Maritimer8:26 PM

    Not lookin' good peeps. They are not threatening at all. Playing chokula like and they don't have the lead.

    hnic sure loves the sens, we're doomed.

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  120. MitCHell!!!! sip!!!!!

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  121. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  122. MitCHell!!! SiP!!!

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  123. Grit motherfuckers!!

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  124. ♫ Allez, allez allez, allez Montréal...♫

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  125. pleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  126. PleXXXe!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  127. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  128. the Maritimer8:28 PM

    BUFFALO!!!!!

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