May 1, 2015

Lightning Crashes ~ Bolts Game 1 preview and open thread


Greetings, underdogs who were 2nd in the league this year! 'Tis I, HF29, your once and former glorious leader here for the traditional and lucky opening game of a series preview! It's 1-0! (this year). I also provide this introductory claptrap so you will know 'twas I, not your current glorious leader moeman, who penned the parody to follow, as he is surely the master of the form and I am but a mere plagiarist. Though I think I may have done some parodies back in the day. Someone look that up for me; I've had too much meth to remember. Sorry I'm rambling. But I'm nervous as fuck! On the one hand, 4-0-1 against this year (go ahead, mediots, say the Lightning won 5 against the Habs this year, it's even true-ish). On the other hand, we did sweep them in the playoffs last year. Haven't heard that mentioned much, not sure why. On the other other hand, according to everyone the Habs will not win this series. On the other other other hand, when was everyone ever right. On the other other other other hand, I watCHed sip the last series and we were, uh, not great. On the other5 hand, plenty of room for improvement!

SO, recall what I wrote when the playoffs started:
  • The Sens have to come back to Earth sooner or later. Might as well be now;
  • Then the Habs have to beat the Bolts sooner or later. Might as well be now;
  • Then the Habs will be motivated to take revenge on the Rangers from last year;
  • Then the Habs will meet the winner of the Western Conference, who will have spent the previous 6 weeks in a gladiatorial fight to the death in the West and will be exhausted. Easy pickings! Voilà, 25th Stanley Cup;
1 down, 3 to go. Sounds good to me. I can feel it, I'm giddy. Let's do this. GYFUnderdogHG.

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Lightning crashes, and SFU cries
Mark Stone’s wrist sip falls to the floor
But now they open their eyes
Their confusion sets in
Before Don Cherry can even count to four

Lightning crashes, the NHL dies
Their intentions fall to the floor
The refs are closing their eeeyeeeeeyyeeeeeyes
The confusion that was theirs
Belongs now to the mediot down the hall

Oh we feel it comin' back again
Like a number 25 into the wind
Forces pullin' to la rue Ste-Catherine again
We can feel it

  Lightning crashes, and Ben Bishop cries
This moment we’ve been waiting for
Hockey Wives open their eyes
to the "o and five",
present last year's sweep
And put Les Glorieux ghosts up high, high

Oh we feel it comin' back again
Like a number 25 into the wind
Forces pullin' to la rue Ste-Catherine again
We can feel it
We can feel iiiiaaaaahhhhhh

[Bob Cold] Oh my [3x]

We can feel it comin' back again
Like a Hart and Vézina into the wind
Forces pullin' towards our man TFS again
We can feel it

We can feel it comin' back again
Like a Norris trophy into the wind
Forces pullin' towards our man PFK again
We can feel it

We can feel it comin' back again
Like a number 25 into the wind
Forces pullin' to la rue Ste-Catherine again
We can feel it
We can feel it
We can feel it
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205 comments:

  1. Great Game 1 thread (with a FHFun tag line addition)! Merci 29.

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  2. Down with the Dolts! Vive les Habitants!

    Go Habs Go!

    EXCELLENT parody 29!

    Slow baking my ribs before throwing them on the Q in about an hour. Might have a salad with it. Might not. Definitely a Guinness.

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    1. Nice.

      Having (Saint) Pad Thai (shrimp) with, wait for it, Negronis!

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    2. Pasta with Italian sausage meatballs. Beverage to be decided.

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    3. the Maritimer6:25 PM

      Fish cakes...hey it's Friday! Johnny Walker Red Label scotCH sip!

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  3. Nice job HF29.
    No worries, I got this = those CH earrings will get 'er done.
    GYMFHG!

    Used to have that Bowie album, used to play it over and over and over.....

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  4. Would be funny to see Bishop score on himself again. Guys need to take advantage of his rebounds.

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    1. Oh and now way will we see PatCHes pass the puck to Stamkos.

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  5. Hilarious to hear the SFU now shit all over Babcock for saying he isn't interested in GMing, because he hurt their and sannie's one tiny solitary feeling of being their glorious GM/coach/saviour/pawn. Their arrogance and ignorance is fucking incredible.

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  6. I ❤️ Maryland State Attorney Marilyn Mosby

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    1. really moeman.... anybody knows who pk is with?

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  7. I had to work through sexy Fiday but I still brought it all home with only one hand. We men love high maintance women like crabs from a indescetion, a power can get rid of the latter but a lawyer is always needed for the principlal. Thats why I do not understand how 29 is not a sponser on that show. Yes 29 I can pump you up, the reality client has no idea what an advanced degree mean, like should I put on some sunscreen before our meeting or what?

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    1. I am talking about the drool pavlov dog response I have to MP.

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  8. Lighting Crashes is evidence of an encyoplic knowlege of what would otherwis be viewd by most eyes as worthless.
    But today you proved the skeptics totally wrong. I just have to ask about the global warrming file, can you not file an injunction to stop it somehow?

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  9. Wow, net's biggest concern is how to get Stamkos to score. Collectively, all their panel mediots think this is the most important issue. They then go to scott thick as an make for more of the same.

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    1. the Maritimer6:41 PM

      So you are saying net wants TB to win? I would never have guessed. Sarcasm font.

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  10. No 'cbc' pre-game.

    The amount of details the SFU has researched the Tampa goal drought is fucking weird. kessetracker weird.

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  11. Evening kids! Thx for your kinds words!

    Sorry I am late, if you want to know why, check out this pic, if you dare:

    https://twitter.com/almendelsohn/status/594260117350146049

    Don't worry Im all good. I still have one eye to watch!

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    1. ouCH, a sip! to your recovery 29.

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    2. You could ref tonight!

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    3. 29 what happened to you, looking through the peephole aqain. Your mother will be pissed:) No seriously I hope your eye gets better.

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    4. My parents owned a biz and alledgedly I spied on them changing. Never did it but it was wrong even for an adolestint.

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    5. As long as you can still CHant, all's good.Take care of that.

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    6. +1 (literally) to lehab!

      thx kids! I'll live, they gave me valium!

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  12. If Stamkos does not score more Comcast could take a horrible loss. Which makes you wonder what side is Rodgers on. We do not wear McGill or Western t shirts we wear some Merican Universtiy wear. Which I have to say if I was in charge would put you on a no fly list for patriotism suspected. Self hating culture vultures are the result of six years of the great wieght of fat steve rule.

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  13. smokies and still working on the scotCH

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    1. I am just full of piss and vinegar all the time.

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  14. https://vimeo.com/126604718

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    1. Geoff, hire this guy full-time.

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    2. that was remarkable, holy fuck batmannn I am pumped

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    3. WOOO, just watched it - incredible, got the goosebumps again.

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  15. So we meet again, TB...

    Really want the Habs to shut everyone up and kick ass.

    GYFHG!!!

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  16. Long time sufferers will know about my relationship with the Fourm and glass panels. Shards of glass suspended I saw him live in Montreal. To paraphrase " it was one of the pleasures of my life" If I ever have grandkids old enough to know about the naugty bits I will inform them of the whole story. As a default there is this. I just want to tell CISIS the full story now before it is flagged on some search engine. It had nothing to do with LSD or my first time drinking Bradoor. Thats my final statement.

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    1. http://thinkingaboot.blogspot.ca/2014/10/space-trippin-bowie-style.html

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  17. the Maritimer6:58 PM

    I guess we will be getting huge son and simpleton tonight. Wonder who they will be cheerleading?

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    1. Crap, i was hoping for Randorf but I heard him doing one of the games last night.
      John Bartlett should be promoted to a national level - he's far and above most of these shitheads.

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    2. tampa bay because if he ever scores a goal Stamkos wants to take part in the worst case of hockey dysfuntion ever documented in this phase of civilizations. In the last one 20,000 years ago is was Tiotiewhycon that could not manage a profesional franchise despiete the increadible power of that city. How great where they you ask, well just compare the ruins to the Pryamids for your answer.

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  18. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  19. Yaarrrrrghh 29, I see ye are still wearin' that forsaken sweater! May the Forum Ghosts go easy on your soul.

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    1. ... and an eye patCH! Sip!

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    2. talk like a pirate day, 29 is like going to get the order of pastfarian hands down if he can just vocalize.

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    3. yaaarrrgggh tis good luck

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  20. If #67 is PatCHes, is #29 PatCH? Double fucking sip that!

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  21. Love the Sara-Ginette double!

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    1. Speaking of doubles, my (former) neighbour could be Mme. Reno's twin sister. Uncanny resemblance.

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  22. Guys. I've got that wonderful feeling that one can only have before the start of a series! The feeling that anything can happen!

    Cause we all know I'll be jumping to conclusions come 9:30ish.

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  23. Hear Strombo in the pre-game, "well, by the sound of things, the Habs might as well not even take the ice...but is there anything they can do?" Just a little poke.

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  24. Quick whistle. Eat that SFU.

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  25. oh quick whistle. wonder if SFU will complain

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  26. Damn, my internet crashed when I was watching the vimeo.

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  27. TFS looked so sage during the anthem.

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  28. I wanna see Bishop burn so bad, he's fucking brutal out of the net,.

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  29. You will not fucking believe this. CBC has this game streaming. Is someone at Rodgers a fan?

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  30. Heely thinks Vodkov has a future in the KHL

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  31. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  32. JC put it in the fucking net

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  33. Lots of good opportunities. Keep it up please.

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  34. How much do i love Chip? Like a great new Star Wars for a start,

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  35. Bishop can not be beat. Divine intervention to cover up the other things.

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    1. see what I tell you. However I have never seen this team play so much like classic Habs or present day Detroit

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  36. JC they should have had 5 goals already.

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  37. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT

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  38. Rogie VaCHon wasn't 6'7" and heard a few pings. STFU simpleton.

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  39. Holy fuck what a pace! Hope they can keep up the work - can't hit posts all night long.

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  40. Bishop is too fucking cocky, he a cocky prick and I want to see him get burned when he's out of the net.

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  41. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  42. Stamkos micofracture

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  43. Will we see Lego on the 2nd PP unit?

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  44. We need DDD on this poweplay WTF????

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  45. If that puck is under his but, it's a goal, they never saw it under smith at all and they gave it to Toronto ASSUMING that he had to be under him.

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  46. Fuck 1/2 over the line - so close.

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  47. Lego Lego Lego, the buiding blocks of Rango Lothbrooke victory

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  48. It would not be PP without DDD urinating upon it

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  49. the Maritimer7:40 PM

    Keep working guys!

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    1. work your fingers to the bone and what do you get?
      boney fingers!

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  50. I think I heard them say it wasn't directly over the glass.

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  51. 61.6% faceoff for Lego

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    1. for all the series, best of the team so far

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  52. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  53. Crap, I hope DisH is ok.

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  54. Not looking good, he had to be helped to the room.

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  55. To win the Cup this is they kind of hockey the need to play every period.

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  56. Steve, it's well known that its Ragnar's boys that conquer much of England.
    Lego is a clear descendant of Ragnar.
    Florida (and therefore TB) was settled by the English.
    As Archie Bunker would say "ipso fatso, the Habs will be victorious".

    You don't get away with throwing Lego's dad into a pit of snakes. Fucking Dolts.

    So, gCHuk fucked up. Bishop is great. Per the ol' Crotch.

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    1. Norse Gods Rule, especialy when you need to do shrooms to really have a converstation

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    2. Hate to be a stickler about history but it was the Spanish who "discovered Florida" in those days genocide was seen and is still recorded as heroic.

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  57. Hits 19-12 for the Habs, kidG had 4 of the 10 shots.

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  58. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  59. We are killling these members of the Bishop cross. Do not stop, do not go past Go! Go you fucking Habs Go! Go! GO! GO!
    Just a note of importance to 29. In the land of the blind a one eye is the master.

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  60. Wooohoooo Dish is back.

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  61. The drugs are taking effect, I can in no way keep up this pace. My therapist will have to re evaluate the prescription if I hope to make it too 25.

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  62. Man, so many, one's gotta go in.

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  63. Bishop is a rebound machine, take advantage of it, boys.

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  64. gCHyuk is in the dogbouse, demoted to the 4th line and now a pentaly.

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  65. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  66. Nice job PatCHes.

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  67. Bishop is unbeatable, we will loose four straight without scoring

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  68. Watching the news tonight, I learned that leaf fans are amongst the healthiest in Canada. It was about a study that indicated hockey fans risk coronary discomfort during the playoffs, potentially fatal for fans at risk that watch their teams.

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    1. Heh, more bad news for snet ratings as their fans aren't watCHing.

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  69. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT

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  70. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  71. Vodkov and gCHuk's poor start to the playoffs is on me. I took them in my pool. If I could drop them, I would.

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  72. GOD FORBID CASH ONE

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  73. one of those close in chances has to cash eventually. it's math

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  74. Bishop has a horseshoe up his ass, he fumbles, and sometimes doesn't even know if he stopped the puck.

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  75. Oh FFS, gCHyuk gets a 3rd penalty.

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  76. OMG how is it they't don't score, it bound to go in - it has to. And don't tell me it's Bishop, he's not that fucking good.

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  77. Give up Bishop you fucking diver,

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  78. So gCHyuk isn't in the doghouse after all.

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  79. the Maritimer8:50 PM

    What a game!
    And what a good fucking buzz I've got going!
    Go you fucking Habs go!!!!!

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    1. So far, so FHFun. A goal would be nice.

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    2. It ain't the buzz, it really is a good game.

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    3. the Maritimer9:05 PM

      Oh yeah! The buzz is just a bonus.

      GYFHG!!!

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  80. Any knitters here? PleXXXe needs a new pair of mitts. Man he's had some glorious chances in these playoffs with no payoffs.

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    1. 29 hasn't used his oven mitts in a while.

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  81. So what would have happened if PleXXXe would have battled with Bishop for the puck behind the net? Is Bishop like any other player on the ice? He should fucking be.

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  82. I was going to pause and walk the granddoggie, but I'll do it later even though I don't like to walk the streets too late. Call me nervous Nellie.

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  83. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  84. Steve "settled" vs "discovered" completes my analogy. But I hear ya. Personally I am of Irish descent. But actually a part of Ireland that was raped and pillaged (and eventually settled) by the Vikings and my surname would indicate I am one of the 'dark foreigners'. So me and Lego are practically brothers. He of the light variety. I am enjoying very much the drink of my people.

    Now score some fucking goals.

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  85. C'mon boys, go take these fuckers. GOOOOO Habs GOOOOOO!!!!!

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  86. scott oake is thick

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  87. OH FFS ANOTHER PENALTY KILL IT

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  88. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  89. Burn bishop Burn you cocky bastard.

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  90. Isn't Morrow Carbonneau's son-in law?

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  91. Now GO CASH THE PUCKER!!!!

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  92. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  93. Something wrong with Vodkov?

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  94. Bye bye Johnson

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  95. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  96. They showed what happened to Johnson, he got the puck in the head.

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  97. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  98. Renaud says N8 does not have a concussion. I heard he was wearing a tinted visor just yesterday though and before that he wasn't. ?? Though I have known Lavoie to be credible.

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  99. the Maritimer9:28 PM

    Goddamn hard to win if you can't score one freakin goal.

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  100. C'mon boys, 1 goal just 1 goal and it's yours.

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  101. Johnson back on the ice.

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  102. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  103. PatCHes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  104. Fuck you Bishop!!!!!!!!!

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  105. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  106. Now go finish them off in regulation!!!!!!

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  107. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  108. PatCHes!!!!

    Been hosting a guest this morning, but still watching. GO HABS GO!

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    1. A Habette perhaps?

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    2. Oh, I don't kiss and tell.

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  109. the Maritimer9:50 PM

    Wonder if any leafools watching any of this amazing playoff hockey? Who gives a fuck I'm drunk......

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    1. Nah, they ain't hockey fans. Just leaf fans. And I'm getting there myself...cheers!

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    2. They are crying after hearing Babcock doesn't want the glorious leaf gm responsibilities.

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  110. Habs came out on fire and so many CHances that they deserve this to win this one. GYMFHG!

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  111. Fuck you Bergeron, 'it's obvious Stamkos is injured I could see it when he tried to take a slap shot' why don't you go cheer for the sens? I guess he must have been injured all series then right?
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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    1. bergy is a bigger racist and Habs hater than cherry. tva must think its funny.

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  112. im thinking the same thing juicer! pls pls pls give TFS one more chance... and now he has it.

    and fwiw... i think gCHuck is playing very well. as best we've seen all playoffs?

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  113. fried man wants bishop to rediscover his shutout form. Why?

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  114. Oh shit, I just realized that they actually called a penalty in favour of kidG....WOW!!

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  115. All praise the Holy Glove of Bishop!!! Calls for another drinbk.

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  116. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!
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    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  117. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

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  118. NO GOAL HE PUSHED PRICE - INTERFERENCE ON TFS

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  119. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  120. put on the EGG line!

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  121. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  122. I know it's good to shoot at the net, but maybe this time it would be good to pass a one or two to get Boship moving, he doesn't move well. and gets out of position leaving the net wide open.

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  123. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  124. What is wrong with Vodkov?

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  125. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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  126. Fuck, Buttman is at the game - go fuck off.

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  127. Being this tense is not fitting into my plans of CHilling out after a busy week at work.

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  128. Good thing Carey looks cool as a cucumber.

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  129. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!

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