May 3, 2015

Who's da Boz bitCHes? ~ Round 2 / Game 2 (needs Nutella!)

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>> iPatCHed-up 29 droppin’ da bass line bitCHes! <<

Habs’ into runnin' round
Hangin' with the OT bitten’ CHrowd
Putting kidG’s business in the crease
Talkin' out loud
Sayin' you bought this and that
And how muCH you done spent
I swear he must believe
Its all (Habs’ ghosts in) heaven sent
Hey boy 
You better bring the CHeck around
To the sad sad truth 
The dirty MT2 lowdown

(Oooh oooh 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Taught you how to play like that
(Oooh oooh.. 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Gave you that big idea

Nothin' you can't handle 
Nothin' you can't PP pot
Put your CASH on the table 
And drive it off PFK’s shot
Turn on that olDDD light 
And turn a maybe to a yes
Same old sCHoolboy game 
Got you into this mess
Hey son 
You better get back to town
Face the sad old truth 
The dirty MT2 lowdown

(Oooh oooh 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Taught you how to powerplay like that
(Oooh oooh.. 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)

Yeah
Come on back down to earth son
Dig the low low low low MT2 lowdown

PP ain't got to be so bad 
Got to be so bob cold
This dog fuck dog powerplay 
Sure is gettin' old

Got to have a TFS™ for this 
TFS™ for that
Just runnin' with the TFS™ boy
Just ain't where it's at
We gonna come back around
To the sad sad truth ... 
The dirty MT2 lowdown

(Oooh oooh 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Got you thinking like that boy

(Oooh oooh 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)
Taught you how to play like that
(Oooh oooh.. 
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who)

Oh look out for that MT2 lowdown
That dirty dirty dirty dirty MT2 lowdown
I wonder wonder wonder wonder who
Ooooh hooo
I wonder who got you thinking like that!
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206 comments:

  1. Love teh Boz man. Okay so we outplayed them last game. We offered up DDD as a sacrifical pawn. This time lets castle the D and put a bishop killer in center. GYFHG!!

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    1. the Maritimer7:52 AM

      I always sacrifice my bishops early.

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  2. Awesome parady, moeman.
    Hope everybone going to CHurch today says a little PPrayer for our CH. Go Habs Go!

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  3. the Maritimer7:51 AM

    ******

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  4. I cannot wait for the game! Midnight! Bring it on? Habs need to play like Friday night - just better and put the puck in the net early...and often! Go Habs go!

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  5. The reason for the back to back games this week has been CANCELED, yet they are not changing the dates.

    http://tbo.com/events-tampa-bay/nitro-circus-live-cancels-tuesday-show-at-amalie-arena-20150502/?page=1&utm_content=bufferedb7d&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&utm_campaign=buffer

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    1. So o'man, why are you home so early on your night out?

      (mumble mumble) my work texted me tonight saying because I'm the foreigner I have to go in tomorrow and look after kids, because don't you know Korean mothers love their children so much (mumble mumble)

      (mumble mumble) everyone was drinking by 10am here that they were falling down spilling drinks on me and being stupid by 4pm (mumble mumble)

      Not an awesome night, all around. Should be on spring break but because of the colour of my skin (BALTIMORE RIOT!...not really, I'm sorry) I get to go into work tomorrow and all week actually. If only I was born Korean...I would be fucked in this selfish hellhole of country that I'm leaving for China so that should tell you something.

      Breath. Sorry. Just a bit piss over here. Mr Bean all day tomorrow. Mr. O'man on the phone watching the game. No big deal....3 more months. 3 more months. Then you can do all the racist bullshit you want, you fucking backwards backwater 3rd world piece of shit!

      Sorry, sorry. I'm paid well. It's not like I'm black in America or anything. I'm just (sort of) white in Korea. No biggie, really.

      GO HABS GO!

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    2. Just because you could not conquere or even feed for a long time the dragon does not mean you hate game of thrones

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  6. Holy crap, I just realized the game is on at 6pm EST. That's 7pm our time (me and the M) and probably 11PM for K3X.

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    1. Great spot Pad! I had midnight pencilled in...good job - won't be as drunk. it's a holiday here tomorrow - star wars day...Kate and wills new daughter - whatever the reason - I don't care. it's fajitas and speckled hen for me right now - case of Bombardier lined up for later on!! Goi Habs go!!

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  7. the Maritimer3:29 PM

    Just got in from seeing Avengers Age of Ultron, an action packed extravaganza! Well done Joss Whedon.

    Go Habs Go!

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    1. Holy Marvel Batman are they kicking DC comics ass

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    2. the Maritimer5:25 PM

      In the movie world they sure are. I don't think DC will ever catch up. Avengers II should get Disney/Marvel another cool billion or so.

      I wonder if there is an overseas ripoff on Kodi yet?

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  8. Sliced potatoes, onions, and peppers, grilled on the BBQ with steak, Caesar salad,and Bloody Caesars. Now bloody well Seize the Day Habs. Carpe Diem

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    1. Webers frozen burgers from Loblaws, and I remain Semper Fidles. The burgers are almost like real, I am pretty sure thats what you get at A&W these days. Hint, put two on a patty if you want to taste meat.

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  9. Tikka Masala and Cava.

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  10. Spaghetti & meatballs.

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  11. DDD iced. Flynn in.

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    1. the Maritimer5:40 PM

      Hallelujah!

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  12. David Desharnais is out tonight with illness. Brian Flynn is in #Habs #HabsIO #TBLightning

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    1. Sorry moeman, I missed your post before I posted.
      GYMFHG!!

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  13. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  14. When I first heard DDD was a late scratch, I thought (for a split second) that eMpTy2.0 was actually switCHing things up a little. Silly me, he's just sick. Sigh.

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  15. the Maritimer5:55 PM

    Man, reading the stats of TB vs Habs over at Boone's blog, they might as well not bother playing this game or any other. The Habs don't stand a chance.

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  16. No ddd...hmmm...this now has possibilities...are we sure he is "sick"... Then again...

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    1. I admit it, I kneecapped him

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  17. This is basically a must win. Can't go back to TB down 2-0. Dangerous.

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  18. Let's go boys no DDD this is you chance to score some goals FFS! GYFHG

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  19. Charger hand shake from mme Reno.

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  20. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  21. I think DGMB should hire Adam Oates for the offense/PP.

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  22. Ok boys...lets get this fucker done! Go Habs go! Go Habs go!

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  23. Chrisfuckinglee!

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  24. CAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IT

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  25. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A SHOT

    /reduced expectations

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  26. 29, how's the eye?

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  27. How long will the 'egg line' last?

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    1. Always hated that name - eggs are fragile, I will refer to them as the Lego line.

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    1. Kid's confidence is so low. Sad.

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  29. Morrow got away interference

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  30. 'another scoreless start'. Don't all games start scoreless?

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  31. Amazing that there was another call in favour of kidG.

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  32. Dish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  33. There goes your "scoreless start"

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  34. His first career playoff goal. Merci, DiSH!

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  35. Dish DISH SISHSHJSp[f[ak[adfsp[adgfskl;'gkl;'adgfsgf

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  36. The Habs have got to score a goal in this period. They are looking good but they have to finish...DISH!

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  37. Imagine that goes in. Madness.

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  38. Bishop looking for the puck again. lol

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  39. My feed is a bit slow!

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    1. Put it in a blender and make a smoothie.

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  40. Bishop is fighting the puck...cash it!

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  41. The TVA feed just showed pfk looking pissed at a teammate...they didn't explain it. Any idea?

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    1. Don't sweat it, tva, lead by bergie hates PFK.

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    2. It was during warm up, just getting gCHyuk going.

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  42. 4 FUCKING MINS??????

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  43. Visions of marchand the rat punching a Sedin.

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  44. I was getting more whiskey why is it 4 minutes?

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    1. or is the answer chrisfuckinglee?

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    2. CHarger wouldn't let up.

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  45. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  46. Whoever is doing the TVA play by play is fucking awful!

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  47. Habs PKers just showing off now.

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  48. Wow, what a kill.

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  49. What a fucking joke this is.

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  50. OH FUCK OFF - THAT'S ALMOST A FULL 6 MINS OF PK NOW
    KILL IT

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  51. Hang on boys, kill it off, kill it off.

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  52. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  53. On the plus side every hockey coach in Canada is glad to see the EGG line. ON the minus side these refs are buttman drones.

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  54. Come on boys...smarten the fuck up...its chrisfuckinglee - the man has changed the course of more hockey games than Guy Lafleur!

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  55. FHFers we must give iRiRi an iA+ for dropping the DiCHe!

    Also, fun to use the ' < i > ' to make (i)italics.

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  56. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  57. Fucking zebra bastards, can't stand the Habs getting ahead.

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  58. Fuck TVA blaming it on the Habs 'indisipline'

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  59. Ok chrisfuckinglee, you more than made up for that fucking quick whistle vs sens.

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  60. My feed appears to have the TVA picture and the Radio 98.5 play by play. They are homers in the bad American sense...but I don't appear to have any othe choice. Some badtard shut titilive.com down!

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    1. Martin McGuire et Danny Dube...who the fuck are these guys!?

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    2. Dube used to play for the Sabres, I believe

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  61. Well the positives from the PK, they almost got shorties.

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  62. Hey moe, you and the ol' Crotch are like twins - comparing Coburn to the Sedins on the Prust play.

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    1. I'll take that as a compliment! : )

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    2. The difference being that the broons rat wasn't penalized.

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    3. Well, of course he wasn't.

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  63. I couldn't wait...I'm already having a DiCHe of Ice Cream

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    1. Neapolitan with SKOR sprinkles for some luck

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    2. Put it in a blender and make a smoothie.

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  64. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  65. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  66. WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK TO CASH IT?????

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  67. CASH IT CASH IT CASH IT
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  68. Should be worth 4.

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  69. sooner or later we have to score on the PP, right?

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  70. Cash it for fuck sake!

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  71. Morrow 2 for 'illegal' check to the head. they have 'legal' checks to the head I guess.

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  72. without DDD the PP comes up short, and the snow is really accumlating without his cleaning efforts

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  73. this series may be over. kill me

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  74. I've only watched the 2nd period, but the guys look completely disinterested in winning. Doesn't look good.

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  75. Offsetting 'diving' call.

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    1. Should Only be namestinky.

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  76. I'm gonna be sick.

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  77. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  78. If they don't start getting traffic in front of Bishop...

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  79. Lego, try standing in front of Bishop.

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  80. Another beauty dive by a dolt. Fuck me.

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  81. i can't watch

    CRAP CRAP CRAP

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  82. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

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  83. Chrisfuckinglee fucking up a perfectly good game...FUCK,

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  84. Jesus christ, complete a pass.

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  85. They need 2, they can do it.
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  86. So frustrating because Bishop looks terrible but they just won't go near the net to take a good shot. Nope, stay to the perimeter at the boards and lob it towards him.

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  87. Bolts ppf sucked like the Habs - tonight they get 2 and Stamkos gets his 1st goal of the playoffs.

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    1. I didn't see PK's penalty leading to the first goal, but the Gilbert call was weak and should have at least been an embellisment call to go with it. Those undeserved penalties often bite one in the ass.

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  88. Holy fuck. Simpleton complaining the icing whistle was 'way too soon because PK was no where near the dot'. Actually he as a stride away - you see these whistles blown before players reach the dot on a regular basis. Now they call kidG on the offside when he's clearly onside. I don't have a good feeling about the outcome of this series the way this shit's going down.

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    1. cockroaches are giddy.

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  89. Every time they shoot on bishop he looks like he has a problem...but there is no one to follow up...they are too busy heading go the corner of the rink...I'm not very optimistic here

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  90. Fuck off with the Stamkos Heely you prick

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    1. Oh, you knew there'd be a whole lotta Stamkos fellatio.

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  91. OH FUCK KILL IT

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  92. Panic Panic Panic Panic Panic

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  93. This is done for...fuck!

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  94. Just take Price out. No need for him to be part of this shitshow.

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  95. Oh FUCK. Big changes comming in the off season. DDD, Paddy, Gilbert, MT gone bye bye

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    1. Better hurry before Babcock goes to San Jose (*shudders*) or worse, Toronto (*cackles*).

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  96. I was all for Patches getting the C before the playoffs, but yet again he's disappeared when he's needed most. I don't see anyone on this team that deserves the C to be honest (maybe Gallagher, but the refs hate him too much). There is no leadership on this team.

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    1. I commented his 1st game back something is not right with PatCHes, he doesn't even skate as quickly as he normally does.

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  97. I know they say that blaming the coach is a copout, but when your PP is one for a bazillion. I hear Babcock might be available. Language be damned.

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  98. One thing I am pretty sure about is that the Habs will spend the third period protecting that 3 goal deficit by passing the puck around the outside of the Tampa Bay zone, occasionally dropping into the slot for a look then heading back into the corners again and again.cant think I will be sticking around for,the end of this one...Fuck!

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    1. I call it the dirty low down.

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  99. if anyone needs me I'll be over here watching Orphan Black I dvr'ed last night

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    1. Finished it pre-game. Good episode. Of course.

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    2. I've got The Blacklist episode lined up.

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  100. The Habs don't deserve to have TFS in the nets tonight.
    MT needs to say "ok you fucking useless lazy cocksuckers. If you want to play like fucking bitches, I'll let you play lik bitches. Here's your fucking back up goalie...now see if you have Any pride left.

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  101. At least I'll get my money back for the game 7 tickets

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  102. Well I called 7 games in my pool. So they have to lose 3, might as well get those losses out of the way right away.

    Now, show some fucking pride and act like you belong in the post season and not on the fucking golf course.

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  103. I haven't watched the Simpsons in a very long time, think I might check that out.

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  104. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  105. Meh, I'm not even mad. I'll be mad if MB doesn't make any moves this summer to get scoring. I'll be mad if MT and his henchmen are all back behind the bench (which is a given, probably). I'll be mad if DD is still the #1 center in October. And I'll be mad if the guys say they gave it their all after this game, because clearly they did not. It's a mickey mouse team out there tonight.

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  106. Just playing for pride now!

    Final: 7-1.

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  107. What a pass by kidG

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  108. shots 18-20 habs

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  109. There's no panic from Cooper!

    You don't say. It's 4-1 and the Habs continue to be useless.

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  110. I sooo wanna see Bishop get burned.

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  111. DSP seems to be very good at getting sort of close to the net...and then falling down.

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  112. get up bishop you fucking diver.

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  113. Bishop is such a fucking diver. And of course the ref is happy to oblige.

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  114. Bishop was beat, would have been identical to Habs goal last game, saved as his D batted it out.

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  115. Oh good...another short handed situation. Fuck!

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  116. If we are to go any further TFS is going to have to score more.

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  117. Why the fuck is TFS still in the nets? MT is a fucking stupid dick!

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  118. Could be worse, you could have spent $500 to see this shitshow.

    Some work for MB to do during the summer. I'm not confident that he'll make the one necessary move, though.

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  119. Wow, huge son says Stevie Y should be concerned what the Habs will do to bishop. SFU.

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  120. They've lost 4/5 now, with the only win being Price taking this team on his shoulders.

    They've scored 4 goals in 17 periods of hockey.

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  121. And Patches goes to the outside and lobs one towards the net again. Useless.

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  122. Fuck CHip ejected

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    1. The refs have been a joke.

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  123. Calm down refs, they're not going to win. You don't need to cheat anymore.

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  124. More penalties coming after the break?

    WHY DON'T YOU CALL THE HIT ON CHIP??

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    1. Wasn't that clipping?

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  125. Why the fuck do you cover the puck on the face off?

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  126. Oh, so they get a warning, Habs get automatic penalty. Refs are bought and paid for.

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  127. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!!!

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  128. Remember Game 5, TFS gave up 5 goals. Remember game 6?
    The series isn't over. But this game is over. chrisfuckinglee over.

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  129. fuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkkkk

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  130. And we'll have an extra day for the mediots to gloat and suck Stamkos' dick. Awesome!

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  131. Go CHarger, break his ugly fucking nose!

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  132. Bishop needs to stop flopping around. It's embarrassing.

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