Thanks for putting the hot back in summer.Leafs management payroll now exceeds the salary cap for players, still losers.We will go to camp with 30 D men and 20 fourth line centers.
Awesome, moeman. Nice job on the mileage.
Tyler Sequin, Del Zotto and Mrs. Pylon herself, Elisha Cuthbert will have appearances in "Goon: Last of the Enforcers," the sequel to "Goon"
BREAKING Habs sign Alexander Semin to 1 year deal.
Holy Fuck Batman, his nickname has to be Cum!
Mt better person skills will be tested for sure
The semen jokes will be squirting all over the place....Somebody on the farm just got fucked.
Often I squirt in the wrong place. But as you kow I live in two universe. Just updated the firmware if you want to examine the new features. Sadly it did not make me better.
Keep the semen jokes coming everyone!Bon vendredi sexxxy mes ami(e)s!! Moe you have outdone yourself, this may be the sexiest sexiness yet. Though my thing for blond Brazilians may be influencing that ranking
I did Rio and Oh my God for a week I was a beliver
Didn't Cum / Splooge score 40 goals once? I am sure MT can bring that magic back!BWAHAHAHAHA
Ya Know ...DGMB does D really well.ButI don't think he forwards.I understand the D.I grew up watching The Bird crush people.But we also had goal scoring type players.As the Moody Blues go it's all a question of balance.I think we need to forward a little betterReallyK somebody tell MT2.0.Go Habs
I have used my editorial powers to update the post with a pic of Splooge and his sexy blonde wife Alena. Though "blonde" may be pushing it, given the visible dark roots.
There is no life without procreaton and cum is half the the battle, Cup 25 may be full of MCspooge
Not to put a penis short in the future, but I can imagine "PFk shoot and Cum picks up the rebound, fuck he licked it.
I could get in more trouble than Hulk Hogan talking about dark roots. For me I do not see the point. If your spongeworthy you are, and if your not, blonde hair is not going to take you there. Ask Ellen who never went there for at least five seaons of spongewothyl.
I just have to ask a serious question? Is there anyone on this blog over 14?
Personally I like Splooge as a better nickname than Cum, but that is reserved for that bald prick who thinks he knows it all.How about Sperm? Jizz? White Goo? DNA?Jeez, with all these Russians playing in Montreal how could Malkin ever refuse a trade there?
I thought it would be fun though to have both a Splooge and a McSploogeI could like with Jizz if he starts scoring some jizzy jazzy goals.
splooge is what sticks with me
These recent moves by MB may be for naught. I don't think MT has the knowledge or skill, perhaps, to have the right players on the ice at the right times. Scotty Bowman was a master at that. Steve Shutt said Bowman didn't need analytics dweebs to tell him who was a puck possession beast, he had all that stored in his head. Fuck those fancy stats.I'm drinking 40 Barrel Creek rye as I'm typing this shit........
Given that it's "40 Creek Barrel select" not 40 Barrel Creek suggests you've had a few! :) My favourite rye. And only like 24 bucks in QueBut srsly MT has neither knowledge nor skill in any aspect of coaching
Yeah i'm pretty much drunk now...........Good to hear from you 29
This 40 barrel stuff has some kick to it, I just finished the bottle but I'm going back to Gibson's Finest.
Alexander DJ Jizzy Jay? Another washed up has been. But he comes cheap. Unfortunately, that means another kid isn't going to get a shot this year. Meanwhile Weisse will be on the first line and Jizzy will be getting 5 minutes a night on the 4th. I'd rather they kept the money for a possible trade deadline pick up.
I don't know if anyone's watching the Pan Am Games, but Canada has some kids with a bright future. Andre De Grasse just pulled off the 100m 200m double, breaking the Canadian record in the 200 (his time was just behind the top 3 from the 2012 Olympics). He's only been doing this for 3 years and this is his first international competition. Damien Warner broke the Canadian record in the decathlon, second highest this year (he was 5th at the last Olympics). Canada also has several other world class athletes, some in the top 3 or 4 in the world. Finally, we might see the Maple Leaf in some of those finals at the Olympics in track and field next year.
Now that I've sobered up, this Semin signing isn't a bad thing, unless you are la jeune Nikita or Hudon hoping to escape St. John's NFLD. Hey, it's not that bad, I've heard George Street is a happening place, a bar mecca with tons of students from Memorial University. Getting back to Jizzy, being a Russian you know he would have great skating ability and foot speed unlike PAP. I'm sure General Vodkov will lay down the law to him as well regarding playing hard both ways. The only thing at stake is a cool million of Geoff's dough, pfff...what's that, one night of beer drinking at the Bell?As for the AHLers trying to get off the Rock, make DDD your replacement target.
LMFAO!!!!!!"Do you think Semin will leave a stain on the organization?"
You're killing me. lol
ACk, Empty will be looking between the sheets for answers.
Hey all, happy belated SF. Spent yesterday at the garage and then the golf course, so can't complain. You know I just watched a full episode of Sportscentre this morning and not even a mention of the Semin signing, then i noticed it in the runner along the bottom of the screen.My first thought for a nickname was Jizz or Jizzy. Also thinking Wetspot might be more accurate. I vote for Wetspot.Either way, it is a low risk deal that I like. I'm not worried about Hudon or l'homme Nikita - they're still very young and I don't mind them spending a season (at least starting it) on the rock. There's also this Carr kid I know little about. There will be injury callups and the future is bright, and perhaps MB isn't done tinkering with the roster just yet.Also, too bad Buttman can't fasttrack the nodicks to have them start playing this year. They could have MT with nothing expected in return.
Crappy weather here today, so just doing some housework. Got to thinking "Hey, we now have the best slap fighter in the league! " http://gifsoup.com/view/1568926/alexander-semin-s-slapfight.html I think the way he flails those arms, somebody's just got to teach him the "right turn, Clyde" and he'll be dropping guys with one punch.
do not mock slapfighting or I will Steven Segal you.
What does it take to change the essence of a man ....Fat Steve.Go Habs
Happy midsummer SF everyone! Nice ones all 'round Moeman. Let's call him Jizz and see what happens. at 1.1m for a year it's a pretty good deal...if he produces. If he doesn't cut him loose - no big deal. He has the potential and has a great shot so maybe if he decides that Montreal is a better place to play hockey in than Carolina, he'll decide to wake up and play for a contract.
Worst case, they could also send him to NFLD and save some cap or someone grabs him off waivers.
Ex-NHLer Stu Barnes pays $3,100 US for Carey Price jersey at Olie & Stu's Desert Bash @CP0031 http://www.tri-cityherald.com/2015/07/17/3655892_olie-stus-desert-bash-tees-off.html?rh=1 …
I have a couple of wayward cousins that turned out leaf fans? Not sure why. Anyway, they've been chest pumping about all the off-ice hires lately. Thought I'd share with you this gem I just came up with for them:Hey, I remember the huge celebration HNIC had in 2007 to 'celebrate' the 40th 'anniversary of the leafs' last win. Looks like they've already started hiring the clowns for the big Five-Oh party in 2017.
a 72 year old breath of fresh air blows the leaf around.
Just back from cottage country (Barrie).Thx for the added pic 29.Whilst here, congrats to Pedro and Randy.
made me think about Webers, the best hamburg stand in the world.
Webers...Yummmm! Only issue that it was always rammed and the last thing you needed after fighting traffic for an hour and a bit was standing in a line for 25 minutes to get a burger, only to get back on the road and fight more traffic...Least that's what I remember!!
WTF? Bettman says there is a possibility that if QC gets an expansion, they would be in the Western conference? Is he crazy? (rhetirucal)One option — which, again, is not optimal, would have Quebec City playing in the West to even out the conferences.“The answer is that’s something we would obviously have to consider,” Bettman said of putting Quebec City in the Western Conference. “The experience with Winnipeg in the Southeast was less than ideal. The experience over time with Detroit and Columbus in the West — and they’re farther west geographically — they couldn’t wait to get into the East.http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2015/07/25/both-nhl-expansion-candidates-are-gamble/bSQ3E2rcsDmkAXxGvAX1BM/story.html?event=event25?event=event25
Losts of rumours MB going to make a big move for a Defenceman,another fucking defence man, I guess he was not kidding about having too many.Overall I like our new team, Kardashian, and Jizz two wild cards that could make us contenders or just harder faster splooge.
I sure hope MB didn't blow his load with this Semin signing.
I wonder what would happen if all the players revolted and refuse to play "The System"?
Best use of Music connect to date: https://itunes.apple.com/us/post/idsa.b4109bf4-347a-11e5-923b-96eb505a76de
Moe! You were in Barrie? That's my stomping grounds! That's the godforsaken city my family moved to many years ago from Montreal. In fact, I'll be back there next week for a visit. Of course when I lived there there were only 60,000 people and cornfields behind our house where we played hide and seek until the farmers came out and chased us away. Now it's all mini mansions and Walmarts. I worked in the Molson Center there in my teenage years, we had some great Colts teams back then (the late 90s). Of course I moved back to Montreal as soon as I was legal. But the place has its charms, lots of memories. They've redeveloped it, but Centennial Beach is where I lost my boyhood (it was late at night, I snuck out to meet the girl). It was less From Here to Eternity and more Awkwardness and Sand to Eternity. Oh, I'm so homesick. 6 more sleeps!
I lived in Orillia for 3 years, living on beer and Webers, and hibernating in the winter.
Yup. Near Oro-Medonte
More unrelated hockey news, but today is a good day and I want to share it with everyone! I made my LAST student loan payment this morning! Let The Who tell you how I feel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRD_gIoVOmYAnd now off to complete my Masters, but this time I will be paying with my own damn money. I also found out a few days ago I've been granted a very generous scholarship as well! The Gods have smiled on me, my friends. Sitting here staring at my zero balance on the loan and my credit cards enjoying a drink while playing songs related to freedom/happiness all night! I'M FREEEEEEE!
Congrats. Get drunk!
Fantastic news, Oman! Celebrate like it`s the winning goal in a Stanley Cup final!
Mazel tov o'man!
Today in history DDD patents the elevator skate.
PFK pops in on some studentshttp://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=775881&navid=nhl:topheads
Road trip to Foxboro January 1!
I told you so. I fracking told you so. The MAN using Dylan for evil is a crime against humanity.
Hey O-man, maybe you can do a cameo for Goon 2... http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/goon-2-sequel-movie-last-of-the-enforcers-jay-baruchel-seann-william-scott-hockey-tyler-seguin-michael-del-zotto-barie-highlanders/ And GO HIGHLANDERS!
PFK summer training with ben johnson. Not, good, optics.
we do not have alot of real Canada in content. Goon is an icebreaker. Soon we will catch up to the Russkies for being not American.
BREAKING gCHyuk gets 2 years $5.6 million with an annual average value of $2.8 million.
I guess Brisson had to tend to Mandela's arbitration hearing first.
Don't fuck it up, gCHuk!errr, don't fuck it up MT2
Just under $3M cap left. Maybe DGMB has a trade up his sleeve.