Oct 27, 2015

Skin in the game 10 vs. Canucks

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(Reporter):
Hello, everybody, this is your action news reporter with all the Habs news
that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There
seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here they
come, running through the broons beans, through the NYR fruits and leaf vegetables,
nekkid as a blue jay bird. And I hollered over t' Moey, I said, "Don't
look, Moey!” But it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

(CHorus)
Here they come, look at that, look at them
There they go, booked that nine, lookin’ at ten
And they ain't losing’ no games

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak
Look at KidA, look at PatCHes
Fastest thing on two feet
Look at gCHuk, look at PleXXXe
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He goin' give us a deke

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak
Look at TFS, look at Lego
He likes to show off his physique
Look at Vodkov, look at PFK
If there's an audience to be found
He'll be streakin' around
Invitin' SFU critique

(Reporter):
This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the VAN
station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car CHecked, they just appeared
out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and juce was gettin'
her a cold drink. I hollered, "Don't look, juce!” But it was too
late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of
the shock absorbers.

(CHorus)
He ain't crude, look at Dish, look at Gill
He ain't lewd, look at Errol, look at Jizz
He's just in the mood to run in the nude

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak
Look at N8, look at (Y)
He likes to turn the other CHeek
Look at Mitch, look at DGMB
He's always makin' the news
Wearin' just his FHF’n cool shoes
Guess you could call him unique

(Reporter):
Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym, covering
the disturbance at the SFU station. Pardon me, sir, did you see
what happened?

(Witness):
Yeah, I did. Panel time, I's just goin' down thar to get iRi a snow
cone. And here they come, right out of their CHeap seats, dribbling, right
down the middle of the studio. Didn't have on nothing but stained PJ’s.
Made a mclame shot and got out through the Strombo skinny Pants! stand. I hollered up
at iRi, I said, "Don't look, iRi!” But it was too late. She'd
already got a free ice cream. Grandstandin', right there in front of Canada’s
home team.

(CHorus) (Witness):
Oh, yes, they call it the Streak Here they come again.
Look at Condom, look at Plaid Who's that with him?
The fastest thing on two feet iRi? Is that you, iRi?
Look at MT, look at Youppi What do you think you're
He's just as proud as he can be doin'? You git your clothes on!
He's gonna give us a Streak

Oh, yes, they call it the Streak Moey! Where you goin'?
Look at team, look at that juce, you shameless hussy
He likes to show off his physique! Say it isn't so,
Look at that, look at that iRi! Moeyyyyyyy!!!
If there's an audience to be found
They’ll be streakin' around
Invitin' SFU critique
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74 comments:

  1. FHFHilarious, moeman!

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    1. Glad you liked it juce.

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  2. Sign the Hairport petition;

    http://www.thepetitionsite.com/en-gb/157/899/440/prevent-renaming-the-calgary-international-airport/

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    1. Anonymous9:07 PM

      Most pilots would rather crash the plane than land there

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  3. PFK being PFK:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvJFfRIHfTc

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  4. Brilliant moe!

    I will try to stay awake for this. I will not succeed.

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    1. Gonna try because its The Streak!!!!

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  5. TSN actually led Sportscentre with the Habs. Decent, normal report too. I am SHOCKED

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  6. Free ice cream, w00t! Let's hear it for moe!

    I'm doubtful for tonight's game, seeing as I gotta get up at 5:30AM. Wahhhh.

    GYFHG!!!

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  7. #1 - http://www.tsn.ca/habs-hold-top-spot-in-nhl-power-rankings-1.383195

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  8. Excellent parody again Moe....keep streakin....GYFHG!

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    1. Merci. I did it for the ladies. OK, I did it for all the FHFriends.

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  9. Too late for me but GYFHG! Just win baby! Awesome parody Moeman!! Another classic! Diggity Diggity!

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  10. Probably for the best I don't get this game down east - I'd be tempted to try watching with the 11pm start (which is pretty close to bedtime). Might track the first period at least before heading to lala land.

    To those giving it the ol' college try, good luck.

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    1. Anonymous9:10 PM

      Paddy, look up Kodi on UTUBE FFS, install fusion from TVaddons, then Sports Devil and every game is HD at home for free. Good thing I am anyonomys or I might need a internet lawyer:) Fact is until TPP is signed perfectly legal.

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  11. Got home unexpectedly late so I'm still whipping up dinner.

    Creamy carbonara pasta. Pancetta, eggs, CHeese and just about a million calories. Worth it.

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  12. the Maritimer9:05 PM

    Chiming in briefly, no chance I'll see this one live, but the PVR is cued up and I'll be up early to watCH. Bonus, I can FF all the annoying commercials and any SFU "anal"ysing.

    GYFHG!!

    Oh, to fan fave CHarger..... take it easy on the boys tonight OK?

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    1. Anonymous9:12 PM

      Its all on NHL Gamecenter for free on Kodi, everygame I the NHL in full

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  13. Anonymous9:06 PM

    Great Streak Moeman!! Lets do it on ice

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  14. GYFHG!!!!

    zzzzzzzz........

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  15. CHarger on the ice!

    /sniff

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  16. Looks like the lower bowl is 80% Habs jerseys

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  17. well we're pressing to get it back

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  18. Looks like we are down one, get it back boys

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  19. btw good evening everyone. Steve, iRi, all anons and lurkers. hope you're well

    Have we talked about the SPOILER on walking dead Sunday yet?

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    1. not seriously, but everyone gave the Pizza boy a big tip on monday

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    2. We have not!

      If *SPOILER* is alive (which I'm 90% sure he is), I can't wait to see how elaborate the plan is for him to escape.

      90 minute episode next week!

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    3. 29 reseve 10 hours of undivided attention for 8 hours of amusement and two hours of pure joy. Mr Robot Season one.

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  20. Goodnight FHFriends. I'll hope for the best when I CHeck the score first thing in the morning.

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  21. gotta say it DDD has been playing small tonite

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  22. Shit! Carey in front of his family and friends.

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  23. WTF? I just woke up. The Habs better wake up.

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  24. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  25. These damn Western games, the puck drops when the body clocks read midnight.

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  26. No need to panic, lot's of hockey left. GYMFHG!!!

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    1. to late I have already pounded the button to peices

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  27. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  28. Couldn't make it here earlier. Not looking good. Did I jinx it?

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    1. My fault, I fell asleep and only woke up to see the PP end of 1st.

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  29. OMG PatCHes almost had that, Miller's D saved his bacon before it crossed the line.

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  30. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  31. Nice play by DSP.

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  32. C'mon, boys, you can do this!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  33. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  34. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  35. Merde, too many men against the Habs.

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  36. I'm about as done as the streak kids.

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  37. a deflection off Semin's skate, earlier off N8's skate, 1 TFS had no chance, batted in legally, a roll off of TFS's back, I don't know what else, but I guess it's just one of those games.

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    1. *N8's stick, not skate*

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  38. Oh well, it was still one hell of run.

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  39. Good news is that lineup changes (hopefully not too many) can be made for tonight's game. Bring in Lord Byron and swap out the last D pairing - give those guys a shot.

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  40. I made it through 2 and what is so impressive about this years edition is they play more hockey in a period than last years team did in a week. Playoff level passing and plays almost every shift. Players that caught my eye, Yeast, KidA, (Y) 3 big imporovements over last year. I will say again big TiTs would be better than Jizz. Ass Paddysuggests above an old slow Russian may be replaced by a young fast romance novelist.

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  41. the Maritimer7:48 AM

    Glad I didn't lose any sleep over that puppy.

    leaf fans could only wish they had the Habs record.

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  42. Meh, it the streak was bound to end sometime.

    Actually got up to watch this game (not hard, as it's 10am here) but woke up to find the internet was out campus wide! Joy! So I ended up watching the majority of the game on my phone while standing in line at the internet shop. Have you ever felt the frustration of watching your team lose badly while standing in an unmoving line to Communist bureaucracy? The line actually did not move the entire game, and in fact more people ended up in front of me because the concepts of waiting your turn does not exist in China.

    But anyway, I could tell they were going to lose 5 minutes into the game. The guys just decide to take some games off. They're getting fewer and fewer over the years, but you can still just tell it by the way they're skating some games. Maybe it's the travel or the time difference, whatever. Even TFS had a bad game, but that's to be expected every now and again. No biggie. Tell me a month ago the boys would be 9-1 after 10 games and I would have hugged you deeply. They just need to recover and not let this turn into another streak.

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  43. Pro Bono request.

    If I kill my friend to prevent him from turning into a Zombie is that justifiyable homicide?
    http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/10/27/walking-dead-murder_n_8401416.html

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  44. Harper Air has hired its chief Flight Attendent.
    https://twitter.com/ficklesonance/status/658844391289835521

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  45. Anonymous3:28 PM

    Do not tell DGMB about this, its like a offering to distract me, irresistible

    http://www.msn.com/en-ca/sports/nhl/rumor-roundup-struggling-flames-dangling-defensemen/ar-BBmxhL3?ocid=spartandhp

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