Oct 13, 2015

Wither the kesseltracker ? ~ Game 4 vs. Pens

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146 comments:

  1. Love the Phil toon.

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  2. So...tonight should be an interesting matchup...The Pens have only scored one goal so far this year...Another bloody home opener too! I haven't seen much about the Pens so far and probably have been purposefully avoiding them as the mediots will be continually blowing phat phil. I'm looking for Jizz to break his Habs goal cherry tonight too...Go You Fucking Habs Go!!

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  3. #2; http://espn.go.com/nhl/powerrankings

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    1. Scroll way down for fun.

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  4. Petry poutine (featuring DGMB); https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2&v=QL6PxKK-WEE

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  5. Time flies, CHip will already play his 100th game as a Hab.

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  6. For the second straight year, the Toronto Maple Leafs are ranked as the worst sports franchise in North America. http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13875380/espn-magazine-2015-ultimate-standings

    Habs 54th.

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    1. http://espn.go.com/nhl/story/_/id/13832326/montreal-canadiens-no-54-ultimate-standings

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  7. http://www.thestar.com/news/insight/2015/10/12/the-making-of-pk-subbans-big-league-heart.html

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  8. PFK seems to be everywhere help is needed or to boost morale. I find it amazing how much of his time is given to others.

    https://vimeo.com/134835162

    He's also the Soctia Bank Club du Hockey to help kids.

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  9. http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/id/13875380/espn-magazine-2015-ultimate-standings

    leaf dead last.

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  10. Chester3:18 PM

    was in leaf land over le weekend and the faith full are happy that among other things donut boy is gone and that the overlords have admitted that the leaf suck and will suck for some time.
    Something about reality.
    Hows that challenge look now babs?
    Go Habs

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    1. the Maritimer4:46 PM

      Challenging.

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    2. Funny thing about the ESPN ranking of worst sports franchises is that they suggest the leaf is better because of Babs. Side Show has yet to win a single game so that would mean the leaf is leveraging their rank based on the Red Wings. It just keeps getting funnier.

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  11. Cool video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnDgZuGIhHs

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  12. After four days of advanced polls, I have a semi-night off from the Campaign to Make Stephen Harper Break Down in Tears. Should be able to CHeck in regularly.

    GYFHG!!!!

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    1. I will be nominating you for the Order of Canada! (decision coming in a week and a couple hours!)

      As your Mom would likely say, eat, eat something.

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    2. I second Moeman, (see William Wallace for comparison to your heroic and hopefully more successfule effort)

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  13. Lazy-assed naCHos with grilled corn and a Cali Cab, last piece of strawberry rhubarb (from the garden, frozen in June) pie.

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  14. Caesar salad and a mixed pack of Creemore beers.

    Of course, I need to separate my soy sauce and Worcestershire sauce on the shelf. I've mixed them up too many times!

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    1. You are a re-knowned tender, mix em!

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  15. Thanksgiving leftovers. Please, no more turkey.

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    1. Thanksgiving leftovers too, but mine was pork tenderloin.

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    2. The worst thing about turkey leftovers is when there's none left.

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    3. Also, too, I've mentioned before that if one has leftover cranberry 'sauce', buy mini pie tarts, fill em, bake em. Bonus are candied orange or some dark chocolate before popping them in the oven. They freeze nice.

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  16. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  17. RDS pronounces Dish's name as 'pette-tree', sometimes 'pee-tree'.

    Pette en bon Français means fart.

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  18. Brad Watson, he hasn't done the Habs since he fucked Prust.

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    1. Double fail. You can do better juce!

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  20. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  21. iRi wins for no typos!

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  22. the Maritimer7:26 PM

    Made a turkey soup with sweet potatoes, carrots and a few macaroni noodles. Used chicken broth also.

    Left over apple and blueberry pies. I make my own crust.

    Nice goal by Patches, fleury looks like his usual sieve-self.

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    1. Email me your home address.

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  23. I missed Watson's penalty on DDD, was it valid?

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  24. Pens 3 shots came from Bennet

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  25. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  26. Time on ice: PFK 9:00, Vodkov 8:57, PleXXXe 6:44, next is PatCHes with 6:34

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  27. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  28. Pens are doing a lot of long passes.

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  29. Those horns are the worst.

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  30. Fleury didn't have the puckl

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  31. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  32. TFS was just a bit too deep but nice shot by the Pen.

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  33. Watson will fuck up this game even without Prust being on the team. RDS said kidA had a lot to say to him about the whistle when Fleury didn't have the puck, then PatCHes & then MT.

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  34. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  35. Yeah! PatCHes!!!

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  36. deflected of CHip's stick.

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  37. That's around 3 or 4 goals that were fllukes off dmen and this one on TFS now.

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  38. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  39. the Maritimer8:27 PM

    I have complete faith that fleury will fuck this up yet.

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  40. the Maritimer8:32 PM

    I still think DDD is the weak link. His line has been svored on twice.

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    1. DDD a weak link but a hell of a photographer for sure

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  41. I really like that Petry poutine ad.

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    1. Its fun.

      I think McD is one of the CH's big ad partners.

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  42. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!
    Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  43. I forgot his nick.

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    1. Early in the season.

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    2. meatman, yeast

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  44. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  45. See all that x-checking on PFK by Sid?

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  46. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  47. the Maritimer9:31 PM

    HANG ON BOYS!!!!!

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  48. Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!! Go Habs Go!!!!!!!

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  49. 4 CH road victories!

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    1. All deserved. Hard work pays off.

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  50. Jets 4-1 over Rags

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    1. Nice. This may move the Habs up in the upcoming rankings. Maybe 5th or 6th.

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  51. Power goal was the difference tonight.

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  52. Sweet win. Fourth*** time the Habs start a season 4-0.

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    Went on to win the Cup every time it happened. Just sayin'.

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  53. the Maritimer9:42 PM

    SFU "power" rankings will probably have the undefeated Habs about 15th or so. Their reasoning... they haven't played any good teams yet.

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    1. They are biased but I say the Habs squeak into their top 10.

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  54. PatCHes credits PleXXXe for his goal even though he didn't get a point for it.

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  55. Sad to see the pig-mouthed, diaper-wearing pjcock on l'Anti.

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    1. I love how Mayor Coderre put him in his place last year.

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  56. 3-1 Wings over Bolts.

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  57. Funny, no one called before I voted but after I did, Duceppe and Mulcair 'called me'.

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  58. We stopped the Kesseltracker Go Habs Go

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  59. Yay!

    PatCHes has scored more goals than the entire Pens team this year!

    Time to come home, boys!

    GO HABS GO!

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  60. Whad'I miss? Yeah! Sorry guys and gals - I fell asleep before the start of the game and never made it back to my laptop. Sounds like a job well done. Now for the Rags and the home opener Thursday night. Nice job everyone!! Go Habs Go!!

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  61. the Maritimer7:26 AM

    I feel bad for Connor McDavid. The Sick Fucks United have hitched their wagon to this kid because:

    1. Their leaf suck.
    2. Their broons suck.
    3. pHat pHil is gone, taking their kesseltracker with him and his pens are 0-3.

    McD's Oil is 0-3 yet it was a huge cause for celebration when he potted his 1st goal. It's unfair for these leafools to put this kind of attention on an 18 year old. Unless he puts up 6 points a night they are going to be ultra bad again. Even a good coach like Todd McLellan can't save this trainwreck. No goalie and no defence = losing most nights.

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    1. Add the following two items:

      4. Stamkos' UFA status constantly hyped because they desperately want him as a leaf
      5. Auston Mathews' European vacation constantly hyped because they desperately want him as a leaf

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    2. is he over 18 once he starts drinking look out

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  62. So of course Dave Hodge has a problem with the leaf being ranked last out of North American sport franchises. Won't even link because who cares?

    For some reason I got on the PPP game thread from the Habs game last week just now. I skimmed through it and discovered they declared Babs the Jack Adams winner 25 minutes into the game. Also, the leaf are just one scorer away (Phat Phil) from being 'more' than a bubble team (implying they are now a bubble team). In addition, Price was the only reason they lost that game and the Habs would be fighting with the leaf for a playoff spot if not for him.

    However there was a long discussion about how terrible MT is. Many of them thanked him for holding the Habs back the last couple of years and thanked Price for letting him keep his job, hoping it would continue until Carey was past his prime. It's interesting that not only fans of other teams, but the fans of the team that doesn't even follow hockey (they only follow the leaf) recognize this. I'm not trying to be negative so early, especially after a 4-0 start. I'm just saying it's not just finicky Habs fans talking about this issue.

    But anyway, GO HABS GO!

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    1. I was just about to post on the blue-haired hodge. Does he think he can protect them from the harsh realities of the real word, you know, the one outside of the gta?

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    2. Slight correction, he's known as blueandwhite hair. That SFU does everything he can to protect his putrid leaf. He's a leafool, desperate to see his leaf win something of value. Sorry pal. Now fuck off.

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    3. Of course I had to go and read grandma hodge's screed. He claims to have ripped his leaf for 50 years. Unfortunately for that old SFU hack there is no proof of that. Just another in a long list of whiny leafools. STFU ol bluehair.

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  63. Serious Steve: Yes I comment on some very anti Harper Websites. Like Montreal Simon and Galloping Beaver. Yes Montreal Simon has been hacked by someone to put a virus on my computer if I want to comment. I think it is Tory Toronto?

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  64. I think Harper reminds everyone of the idiot boss that no one can imagine how he got to be in charge. Justin reminds us of someone who knows he does not have every answer but will use all his resources to find the solution.

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  65. The Texas Rangers lead the Toronto Blue Jays 1-0 in the first inning in Game 5 of the ALDS. Delino DeShields scored for the Rangers after his double on the opening at-bat of the game.

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    1. Go Texas Rangers!! Am I a bad person for wanting to see leaf fans having that same look on their faces like they did game 7 vs broons of the biggest choke in NHL history?

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    2. I could've cared less who won this series but the SFU dumped all over DeShields for no reason except he is the son of an ex-Expos. I also love to see typical (not all) Torontonian sports fans arrogance shoved back down their throats. Bonus, should the Jays lose, the focus will be 99% on Side Show Babs. 1% on the cRaptors.

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  66. Bell Centre changes;

    http://video.canadiens.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=66&id=846587&lang=en

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    1. I'm a little surprised that he only spoke in French.

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  67. the Maritimer7:28 PM

    Blow Jays leading 6-3 bottom of the 8th. I don't follow baseball anymore but I hope the Chicago Cubs win the World Series.

    Fuck toronto.

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  68. Bah. Blowjays won it. Whatever. Tuned in for the last 1 1/3 inning. One thing i will say - the 20 year old kid pitching reminds me of our TFS in his calmness.

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    1. the Maritimer8:08 PM

      98 mph fastball ----- Nolan Ryan country. Actually, Ryan could reach 105 mph, that's serious heat.

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  69. Great pic

    https://instagram.com/p/802JfrpFzO/?taken-by=smithpelly

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